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I’m sorry but I laugh every time

Wish this rain was snow :/

I was hesitant about this from the synopsis but WOW. Ending kinda destroyed me. I get why it’s so highly recommended now

The sounds lmao

I want to watch an absolutely terrible hallmark Christmas movie

Anyone else completely devoid of any motivation today 😮‍💨

Refrigerator is making some suspicious noises… girl not now, read the room

Things are………. Good

TikTok is trying to get me to buy this weighted hoodie cloak thing and I’d be lying if I said it doesn’t look cozy as fuck

The litter is getting tested tomorrow, results will take about five days. I’m so nervous 😭

Feeling overdue to get involved with a man who doesn’t care if I live or die

Make it make sense

I think my goal for next year is to go to the movies more. I saw one (1) in theaters this year lmao

Going to the Big Faggot Saloon today 🙂‍↕️

Every time I fix a stand of Christmas lights I’m like… wow ok I’m an electrical engineer now

in a MOOD

Almost done :))

got home and decided 9:30 is a good time to start the tree

I love a turtleneck

Made and hung up these swags today 🎅🏼

Going to west philly tonight… does anyone know if I need my passport

omw to Lowe’s does anyone need anything

I am FREEZING

Very little accomplished today 😵‍💫

Mashed POTATOES💜

Purchased soooo fast

Whoever designed the rugs in this game should be tried at the Hague

Had productive plans for this morning but remembered I have the sims 4 on my computer :/

SEVERAL thanksgiving plate shots on close friends today, whoooo are we hiding that from

What’s the best thing you ate today also do you wanna kiss

Hello from Lancaster

I’m gonna be so honest, I think everything that happens at a dog show is completely made up on the spot

Asking for a new front door for Christmas… adulthood so funny

I know this is insane but why do I kinda want to go the mall/do some capitalism tomorrow

I’m assuming this man is doing market research (also I have a mortgage tyvm)

Omfg heavy cream was leaking onto my passenger seat for my entire drive to Lancaster, 13th reason incoming

Already saw two posts about getting stuffed on thanksgiving 🫩

Had 1.5 glasses of wine, time to reply to every instagram story

Good news

Forming stiff peaks as we speak

Somebody get my ass off this couch and into the kitchen because there is a pumpkin chiffon pie to be baked

Why is today scientifically the most feral day of the year

All of this stuff I’ve purchased for the kitten is going to give major baby shoes, never worn energy if this adoption doesn’t work out 😭

happy gay man with the most snatched waists you’ve ever seen complaining about being bloated, fluffy, having extra holiday pounds, etc. season

Guys I think I might be gay :/

Beat the rush, in and out in <15 min :))

Realized I have to go to the grocery store today, the worst possible day for that 😫

The way I am quite literally flying around the entire world in March lol

Ok ready for bed