I am once again out here reminding Vancouver drivers that a wave does not, in fact, grant one the right of way.

I hear a lotta blather about freedom from the right. Where's her freedom? Is living in this kind of fear, surrounded by a fascist militia that enjoys military and police protection that she pays for while it demands that she be made a slave freedom? It's beyond time to oppress the oppressors.

If you see this post your mentor.

I hate Fifa, but I have to admit being in Vancouver during the games, I've heard more Italian in the last few weeks than I've heard since I was a kid, and it's kinda nice! Brings back nice memories of the SOI, lol.

It's such a good thing that our landlady doesn't speak English, because the limericks and songs I sing about my husband and his hole would make things really awkward if overheard through the ducts, ya know?

I'm hundreds of years old, so I was in the target audience for "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles," and I liked it, until their ongoing failure to discuss how upsetting it was for their species to be named something that sounds like poop destroyed my immersion.

And when he sets the place ablaze, we'll get weeks of reporting on Fox News about how this was all Obama's fault.

"First thing you gotta know about me: I'm not you." Such a great way to shut down people who try to advise you to death.

I don't think I could hack it in the UK.

Post yourself in your twink era ✨ This was at the tail end of my twink era, when I was 22. I was already getting a little thicker. This is also the photo that prompted my (now) husband to message me on OkCupid (that's how long ago that was).

283g of vegan marshmallows? 10 dollars. That's a vice tax, cojones.

A white boy with lips that full? It's unfair! What about all the slavery and genocide, huh God?

"I need at least ten inches to be satisfied" Wow, it must be cavernous! Does it echo in there?

www.aa.com.tr/en/middle-ea... Palestinian goalkeeper Saleem Al-Ashqar was killed by the IDF when multiple tanks opened fire on hundreds of civilians scavenging for resources. Al-Ashqar had been married for five months, his wife pregnant with their child(genocide since 1948)🇵🇸😢

I would absolutely fold that otter in half.

My husband has very discriminating tastes in men. I remarked the other day that I was surprised I made the cut. He replied, "well, my standards are high since I'm married. He'd have to be worth the trouble of stepping out." "Oh, so I wouldn't have made the cut if you'd been married." "Exactly."

Booty dentooty

I have a serious problem. My husband is so wonderful and I've been in love with him for 19 years and have no complaints about him and am more in love with him than ever. But I see people getting attention complaining about their relationship problems and I'm jealous. Also my dick is too delicious.

"My boyfriend's butthole grew teeth. What now?"

I keep saying this. Queer people are the designated scapegoats for the sins of patriarchy. We're persecuted *instead of* powerful rapists and child molesters - in churches, business, and government. Moralizing about queer people is a *substitute* for meaningful sexual ethics.

I'm just sittin' here, butchering the Nicene creed by believing that orbitals take the shape they do as stable states of the quantum rules.

I believe that Keplerian laws of motion are useful for describing the orbits of the planets and predicting their future positions, just to spite the Nicene creed.

Paramount is announcing a movie to reboot the Star Trek franchise. It'll follow first officer seven of nine (no more lady captains!), as she explores both the galaxy, and her new identity in Jesus Christ, culminating in her repentance from her homosexual lifestyle...

Macdonald created the pass system, an extra-legal segregation regime that confined First Nations peoples of the west to reserves. It was enforced without any legal foundation for more than 60 years.

I dunno, call me ageist if you must, but maybe if Totenberg had let someone take over the reins instead of staying in the job into her 80s, this shitstorm at NPR about Alito's alleged retirement wouldn't be happening.

Home-made sugar free muesli with 2 scoops of pea protein (aka, a big wet bucket of concrete) ≈ 50g protein Falafel pita with hummus and vegetables ≈ 25g protein Salad with an entire brick of diced fried tofu ≈ 54 g protein Today's intake ≈ .72 g protein/pound I hit my protein goal! Barely!

Right wing assholes are constantly cooking up caricatures of their opponents' positions they can get "righteously" furious about. See also: "CRT" "postmodern neomarxism" "political correctness" "reverse racism" "the gay agenda" "gender ideology" "globalism" "cultural Marxism" it goes on and on...

"When they say 'spaghetti and meatballs,' you say, 'orecchiette and broccoli rabe.'" 🤣

Another late night doodle. Light 'em up. ✌🏻

I have a lot to say about the merits of the SCOTUS's decisions today. But I'm too angry to articulate them right now. Suffice it to say, stacking the court and impeaching these corrupt tyrants isn't good enough. Justice demands the most extreme punishment for those who seek to usurp the people.

Matthew Vines' entire "Reformation project" was premised on the idea that queer people's rights and humanity depend on which interpretation of scripture is correct. He happened to find a reading of Paul that he and his dad found satisfactory to affirm same sex relationships.

Call me old-fashioned if you must, but I think there's just about nothin' sweller on God's green earth than one boner pressed against another.

This is the kind of thing that excites you when you're old.

I just got a pair of Keen shoes, and they're the best I've had in years. So comfortable!

I want an afternoon nap but I'm also horny. So sad how we can't have sex and sleep at the same time. 😭

My husband is such a slut for new game files.

It's funny how the straights never have similar complaints about the tits out at Mardi Gras. It's almost like this is about homophobia and straight people are just using their kids as props for their homophobic moralizing and we should stop defensively taking the bait?

shout out to this peru supporter

He needs to be my boyfriend. We can do green witch stuff together, before I feel his balls on my chin.

"Guys, I just proved the false vacuum scenario corr-"

"My boyfriend got fat. What now?" He finds someone who actually loves him? I dunno. That's a weird thing to ask.

My favorite novel of all time is "To The Lighthouse," by Virginia Woolf. It has almost no plot at all.

Just FYI, as everyone celebrates the SCOTUS refusing to hear Trump's appeal of the lawsuit that found he raped and defamed E. Jean Carol, it's important to remember that if the Catholic Church's lobbying against increasing the statute of limitations for rape had been as successful in NY as it was

We had a great time, we were on an Aperoll! Thanks for giving me permission to order a second one. We're looking forward to seeing you and @ayden409.bsky.social again soon.

🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️ One milkshake to rule the boys, one milkshake to find them, one milkshake to bring the boys and in my yard to bind them 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️

Wow, they just somehow managed to make Mamdani look hotter.

I had a lovely evening at @inktronerded.bsky.social 's place. They made spanakopita, laminated with vegan butter, better than any vegan pastry I've ever had! The company was just as great. Walking home at 10:25pm, the dying embers of the sun still in the sky, I feel very grateful to live here. 🥰

I love "cariño" as a Spanish term of endearment because you can call anyone that, regardless of gender or age.

Husband: "You're always gassing me up." Me: "No, I am accurately reporting my perceptions of you." 😤