Heading to a monastery to get away from gay drama is like heading to a garbage dump to get away from the stink of the city.

"You're responsible for maintaining your mental health." Ok, but what if it's a super high maintenance bitch?

"Let's run cops and soldiers and ceos!" -The democratic establishment, planning on how to never win an election again.

My internal monologue this morning: "I'm on vacation, why is my mood so low?" "You drank alcohol twice last week, and you only exercised once." "Shut up, brain. Don't lob factual statements at me as if they're insults!"

Your token celigay is lying grifter, btw:

All I do is block MAGA, Anti trans, anti atheist, anti-immigrant, and anti abortion accounts on Tiktok and they're still ~50% of my feed. I'm really tired of all the affirmative action for Nazis: twitter, MSM, meta, Tiktok... The "marketplace of ideas" seems 100% devoted to selling white supremacy.

I've been trying to figure out why it bothered me so much that my dad was upset with me. Parents are unreasonable sometimes, and I know he's in a raw place. It's not the end of the world. But I think he hit a nerve in part because I really am pretty withdrawn in general. I have a really hard time

For some reason, evetushnet.bsky.social feels comfortable showing her face on this app. She grifts for donations with an abusive celigaycy and conversion therapy ministry aimed at a captive audience of Catholic youth in parochial schools. She has ties to conversion therapists and people

My dad called me Christmas morning at around 8:30am, and I was in the shower. He called again about half an hour later as I was finishing up getting dressed, and I answered and wished him a merry Christmas. I asked him how he was doing and if he had any special plans.

It sucks that my husband and I can't safely visit my family in the US anymore. And this time of year is always a painful reminder for my husband that he's not in contact with his. Our neighbor was nice enough to invite us over for her holiday party last minute, but it was still a lonely Christmas.

I've known from the age of 6 that we live in a horrible rape culture. But with the coverage of the Epstein files, it's so undeniable and in our face. The confirmation of my suspicion that huge swathes of society will choose to protect powerful rapists even against child victims is hard to live with.

Why is my husband Raisin's favourite? Because bitch has excellent taste.

This time of year always reminds me how much I hate "Home Alone." It's not the movie's fault, latchkey just played it on endless repeat until we all got thoroughly sick of it. "Grease" too. I mean, what little kids would like Grease? Are a bunch of 6 yos sposedta have 50s high school nostalgia?

I hope all my German friends have enjoyed a rousing rendition of Schlittenfahrt this Christmas season!

"Are you a gays' gay or a girls' gay?" "I'm a middle aged loser gay, thankyouverymuch."

CBS 60 minutes CECOT episode open.substack.com/pub/muellers...

I'll never forget the reaction we got when we went to a bakery to order our wedding cake. "We'd like to place an order for a wedding cake." "Which one of you is getting married?" "*We're* getting married." "Oh. OH. Uh, that's uh. Not a problem." Coulda been worse, lol.

Research has demonstrated that cats meow more loudly and often when interacting with male human caretakers than female ones. The reason? Men don't fucking listen.

The British press is almost as captured by fashy billionaires as the American one. I think it's very revealing that the only English speaking liberal democracy left is the one where Murdoch didn't succeed in deregulating media ownership (Canada).

I stanned Rose Marie in a way no heterosexual boy could. They don't have the taste:

The kid who put broken up candy canes in the fudge deserves coal for Christmas.

Omg the dinner I just made was so good that I want to cuddle with me now.

The woman hater got barred from the Hitler youth (TPUSA) conference because they "don't allow Muslims." Tokens are meant to be spent, dumbass.

"Your husband is so hot! How did you pull that off? Even *I* couldn't get a guy like that." Is not a compliment to anyone. Why the hell would anyone say that?

My husband has great taste in men. He shows me the most ridiculously gorgeous hunks he finds on social media, and all I can say is, "sorry you're stuck with me, babe."

I'm glad I moved to BC, but some things about Montréal are just uniquely amazing and I miss them. For context, Canada has been gouged by a grocery pseudo monopoly for years. Inflation on food prices has been insane, and the largest chain just announced it will be raising prices by 6% in January,

Republican reps behind the scenes were complaining that Trump didn't display any empathy for voters' economic hardships in his stupid speech last night. But come on, you can't expect a dog to do calculus. Do they even know who their president is?

The one thing everyone in the world agrees on is that Erika Kirk is weird and fake as fuck.

I wish Americans knew about "This Hour Has 22 Minutes" and the whole "Talking to Americans" bit. Then they would easily recognize the schtick that the "change my mind" RW "debate" bros are pulling.

I've been seeing a new divide opening up in magaland. There's basically an antisemitic klandace Owens wing vs. a more evangelical Christian Zionist wing that worships Charlie Kirk as a martyr. They're all just disgusting, but it's fun to watch the bitches fight.

TPUSA is America's Hitler Youth. We really need to treat it as such.

The truth is that, while there are practical reasons to designate a child's sex on medical records at birth, there is no factual or practical reason to be assigning babies or children a gender at all. We can wait for that to emerge organically, like their handedness.

Surprising no one, the pedo president is not complying with the law he signed to reveal the pedo list.

It bugs me sometimes that I have to censor and conceal most of my upbringing to avoid embarrassing other people. It's not like I want to call anyone to the carpet, it just makes me feel invisible that I can't even talk about things that have had a huge and scarring impact on my life.

Why is it that pears are boring as fuck, but pear pies and tarts totally fuck?

"Doctors infallibly assign gender identity to babies based on superficial judgments of primary sex characteristics. But they're not infallible when they tell me that's not how it works. Trust me, I'm an investor. And a man. Barely."

A libertarian gave me the "socialism has always failed" cliche, and instead of going down the "no true socialist" rabbit hole, I just said, "which is why America has to sponsor military coups against democratically elected socialists all the time." "Exactly!", he replied. Swing and a miss, champ.

The people who never stop obsessing about children's genitals want you to know that queer people are groomers.

Do YOU know the muffin man?

Texas has a pile of oil, and its citizens are the most financially stressed in the United States. It needs constant infusions of cash transferred from blue states by the federal government. When will its voters stop validating this obvious looting and corruption?

Gabagool Fazool

Patriarchy is the actual menace to children that conservatives pretend queer people are.

It's crazy that America is about to invade Venezuela rather than hold a rich white dude accountable for raping kids.

Omg yes! Also, so many of these tales of affirmative action are obviously face saving lies from the white applicants themselves. They often claim to know things about bipoc applicants that are obviously bound by confidentiality. Like, no, I don't believe you *know* that she got a lower SAT score.

Public spaces used to be obstacle courses of assholes. But now it feels like people actively go out of their way to be obstructive. I'm constantly stepping around them, only for them to swerve into my way *while* I do. And they congregate at choke points and spread out. What's wrong with everyone?

It took me five minutes to find out that an online anti-queer hate preacher is on Utah's sex offender registry. Start taking anti-queer smears as confessions. Seriously, if we actually care about kids' safety, that's what we should do.

I admit, I'm vain enough to worry about how I'm visibly aging. But seeing Vanity Fair's closeup on 28 yo Kkkaroline Leavitt makes me feel a whole lot better about it. Only the good die young, but being evil makes you look like shit, apparently.

So, this is a pretty horrifying audiovisual stim to have stuck in your head. You're welcome!

Sent this to my husband with the caption "these are the lips that want to kiss you." He replied, "you look sad." I said, "that's just my resting depression face."

I started doing lift extensions on my squats, and omg. My calves are on fire.