Gorgeous day. Had a nice time out at the park. Kiddo loves the swings.

Describe your bsky account in a single image.

With that douche, and all others like him, it's less: "the other party is digging up all the dirt and will bury him with it" And more: "I don't want those kinds of fuckheads representing me and making decisions in congress"

Reading to my kid is one of my favorite things.

Audiobooks count as reading. Thank you for coming to my talk...

If you think hearing books isn't reading, maybe kindly unfollow me. Or block, I don't need that nonsense mentality in my feeds.

Not the article I was looking for, but a good one.. I'm still convinced the three cueing method is one of the major reasons these sorts of faulty logic jumps happen in written discussion...

I'm imagining Speak n Spell...

At least my discourse tonight was minimally the oyster boy.. fighting ableists is much more discourse worthy.

Like, ffs, knowing what the symbols translate to does not at all mean your interpretation or "comprehension" of them is correct or meaningful in any way, and I think this entire exchange is a great example of that.

Claims to be "blueskying" doesn't get the horse bot joke. Smdh...

Snort laughing!

Damn it I just can't help myself sometimes.. ok no more talk about that dipshit.

My bingo card is full, god damn, what do I win? I won't say his name because I don't want to discourse. But fuck me, how low does the bar need to be?

Matthew: "The physics in this game is so lifelike, look!"

Oh man, idea just popped, this but with an additional bag of pretzel pieces. Scoop, dip, dip, mouth... 🤤

Having not seen any of the latest Star Wars movies or TV shows - am I far off in imagining a scenario where Grogu actually is baby Yoda and somehow gets sent through time to whatever era to become him? If that's the setup...

Fat man shit: a jar of peanut butter, a bag of chocolate chips, and a spoon. Scoop, dip, mouth.. fuck yes.

Now I'm hungry at 1am..

Drums. 🥁

Those fancy Albanese gummy bears that are supposed to taste like real fruit.. still don't taste like real fruit. They're better than your average gummy bear, but still!

Don't like horror flicks? Thrill issue.

It has been such a draining week dealing with personal dramas. Definitely looking forward to the weekend.

I've got no dog in that fight. I can't afford those bougie brands for outdoors gear anyway 🤣 Take care of your boots, you won't have to buy them as often...

The Shining Time Station Jukebox Band have withdrawn from the Freedom 250 celebration.

Come up short on the tab after dinner? Bill issue.

Musicians are the coolest people. Great night!

Live music at this joint. They don't suck! Doing a cover of Chris Isaac's Wicked Game that is just.. 👌👍

Got enough to worry about in my life than loved ones driving stupid and getting into accidents. Please drive safely. 🫶

This is like a Reno 911 skit! 💀

Melting some hearts on the skyline.

This absurd Marxist Code of Virtue Aesthetics is identical to that of numerous rebranded Neo-Nazi ideological movements — right down to “visionaries who are a cut above the average” / “new breed of human being” language. Knock this bullshit off.

Some call this a delicacy. 😅

Some gays use "twink" like straight people use the f-slur, and it's abhorrent.

If you like trans folks, you might want to block this person.

Mentee got his 60 days tonight. 🤘

Got this stuck in my head this morning..

Not to get into more Platner discourse, but that mofo sure is a Graham Cracker...

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When you buy your boxspring and mattress from IKEA.. 🤣

Me in my blue sky bubble

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Oh fuck I've stumbled on cowboy pinterest...

Related. 🤣

Goddamn it, Goofy!

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Holy shit I've been laughing at this for a solid minute.

Gimme.

Spend time with your kid(s) and be genuinely interested and invested in the things *they* enjoy. And I don't care if you're the smartest damned person in the world, act like you don't know something when they're excited about something new they just learned and want to tell you about it.

You know who you are. 🤣