I hope everyone had a good first day of Pride! 🌈🥰 Goosenight!

I think I really like the word "flesh" - it just has such a nice mouth feel.

The worst part about being on an elimination diet - I didn't know I wanted the thing until I was told I couldn't have it. 😭😭😭

🏳️‍🌈… BE GAAAAY

I like dick n booty n big strong arms. 🥰 🍆🍑💪

It's the first day of Pride. You are legally required to watch this today.

Not so friendly Pride Month reminder but if you don't respect trans people get the fuck off my page

I have been rescued!

Gurl. Out with an acquaintance and the bish starts livestreaming on TikTok. Lemme go grab a mocktail while she's talking with her "friends".

Happy Pride to Marsha P. Johnson AND Sylvia Rivera.

Happy Pride! Remember why we have it.

All of us LGBTQ’s entering Pride Month.

Going to spend the rest of this day relaxing and recovering from uncomfortableness.

"Happy Pride to everyone except this body type" is gross. Don't be gross.

PRIDE MONTH ALERT 🚨:

Awake too late because anxiety. 🥺

Happy Pride Month, Everyone! Remember, Pride is not just about parties and parades. It’s about the fight for LGBTQ rights and liberation. Please have fun at your local events. But don’t forget that what you are doing is also a political act. None of us are equal until all of us are equal.

Day one of pride month might involve unsexy bum fingers.

No brains in this goose tonight. 🤭

Tum doc tomorrow. 🫣

Now I need to start a cult in my SIMs game...

Me heading into June

Describe your bluesky account in a single image.

It's Sunday. Welcome to the Church of Goose, please open your scriptures and we'll begin reading Honk: chapter 7, verse 2.. "..basketball shorts clung to the rock hard ass and massive thighs that gave him the thrusting power of a jackhammer."

And I hrrmmmm.. with the hrrmmm.. because I hrrmmm..

I love fuzzy tidz. 🤭🥰

So sleepy. 🥴

yeah and coding it as closeted behavior implies that gay men are gay because they find women revolting - as in, they are damaged somehow and don't have Normal Man Feelings For Ladies - as opposed to gay men being gay because they are attracted to men and however they feel about women is unrelated

I get real tired of "secretly gay" as a justification for why a conservative man is misogynistic / homophobic / transphobic and I reeeeeally don't like it when cishet people do it. like A) some people are just assholes, but also straights trying to guess who's gay based on vibes is a slippery slope!

"Brands don't have rights" in defense of a person who IS a brand..

People are so dumb and eager to froth with their torches and pitchforks while getting the wigs pulled over their eyes by influencers.

And this is exactly the problem with "vibes" based reasoning. Facts don't matter apparently.

Courts routinely note that protecting trademarks protects consumers. We need to be able to trust that, if we buy a Ford, it's actually a Ford. People who infringe on trademarks typically do so to gain market share--that is, to fool consumers--not simply to thumb their noses at mark holders.

people trying to say Parker is on the side of a corporation are forgetting that the other side of this is an influencer trying to mislead their fans in a very open and shut case. It’s extremely groan worthy to consider this a line in the sand to call people quislings over influencer merch

Starting BG3 from scratch.. what class should I play?

SIMs silliness..

Me walking out the house this afternoon:

Lunch with Nora. 🤭 Might maybe play around in the SIMs after...

😭😭

Codsworth calls me Mr. Goose!! 🤭 I forgot about that feature.

Omg what should my starting stats be? It's been so long...

Cackling!

At this rate I might be playing Fallout 4 instead. It's the only thing that finished its update reasonably quickly. 😭

Omg why is there an HOURS worth of patches installing right now?

Updates.. 😭

I could also restart BG3 (again...)... Hmmmm..

Should I re-install my SIMs 4 and expansions (purchased before the drama) or is it cringe?

Well holy crap. Erin Brockovich (yes, the same one the led the Hinkley, CA toxic groundwater lawsuit in ‘93) launched a website tracking AI data centers across the US and the ecological impacts to the environment and drinking water. MN is riddled with them. www.brockovichdatacenter.com

Some of ya'll were totally ok with IP and TM laws when corporations were stealing designs from ETSY. Don't be lying and saying you don't believe IP should exist. 🙄