Pierce Brosnan's shitty pushups in the opening scenes of Dante's Peake. 🤭

Don't you hate it when you open a bag of chips and it tears in such a way that EVERY time you put your hand in it the tear gets bigger?! Infuriating.

National Lampoon's Zootopia Vacation

Mae Questel was a queen! Love her!

Beverly Hills Cop 2 - talking about how expensive a $50k Ferrari is. 😂😭😭

Holy shit how did I not recognize the one dude from Breaking Bad was in Beverly Hills Cop?!

Humans are so silly. Like.. how is it that you can like someone so much you just want to lick them places?

Oh to be Steve Martin waking up to John Candy spooning and smooching my ear. 🥰

Gobble gobble!

Nap time! 💤🪿

Chaotic Switch 💯 but when I bottom, also 💯 Chaotic! I am a goose, after all! Chaos is in my blood! 🤭

Ok, prep work started. I'm going to go curl up with my sleepy Rycoon for a while until family starts trickling in. Happy Thanksgiving! 🦃

🧵!!!! All of this and then some. Also, the way people scoff and clutch their pearls over people eating food angers me in general. People eat. You might not like what they eat, but you don't have to be an ass and give someone a complex about foods because you have some morality glitch in your head.

The US is a pretty shitty country right now in respect to the rest of the civilized world, and Thanksgiving is a holiday with dubious history, I get it. Try not to be a pissy uppity dick just because you don't like our holiday foods, though.

I don't want to be awake this early. 😭 Happy Thanksgiving 'murikah! 🦃 🍽️

Defiling the big screen TV with gay porn before family arrives tomorrow morning! 🤭

Pie! 🥰

I did not know this existed. I am doing an amaze!

Money Travel Nachos

I unblocked a couple of people who didn't deserve blocks. I'm sure there are a few more in there, but need time to remember why the blocks happened in the first place. I get reactionary sometimes. I want to do better.

This is adorable. I want to be a glückspilz!

Good watch.

"Their entire existence is about being pissy that their exists a kind of person that isn't attracted to men." -Person whose entire existence is about being pissy there exists kinds of people who are attracted to men.

This movie is really bad. But it's fun. But really bad.

I farted. Feel better now! 🥰

Tum ouchies. Time for a cuddle and maybe a goose nap.

Now I'm on a Chicks kick! 🥰

"You will be visited by three spirits." The three spirits:

And now we wait. Diving into holiday festivities since I know I probably won't hear anything until after.

Somehow Ry and I have got to get on the same sleep schedule. Crazy boys and their insomnias.

Smoothing out my ruffled feathers and signing off. Going to curl up and read until the book falls on my face after I fall asleep.

We just binged Wayward on Netflix and I was reminded this song exists! So fab!

Amazing how people purporting to be inclusive and sex positive are going "ew icky" about certain things in gay sex and making dumb homophobic jokes about hamsters... Fuck a bunch of that shit.

Don't be like this.

Homophobia is funny.

Ooh I like these prospects!

6a I think is the closest, but emphasis on the little a - it's not THAT thick!

🤭 I know more than a few tops who should probably eat more fiber.

My cousins are a chatty bunch! QUACK! HONK! (I'm a bilingual goose!)

Grandpa Propane still standing outside the pub on his non-existent shins in his 10-gallon hat. 💀💀

Band done. Now I'm hearing this lady humble-shame her date, "I think you're SO handsome, but I don't like that shirt." He's trying to change the subject... She's kind of a bitch.

Oh shit he faked me out - it's Tainted Love! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 If he goes into BSB as a mash up I'm gonna lose it.

You aaaarrrreeeeee.... My fiiiyyyaaarerr

NOO he's trying to go into backstreet boys now.....

Oh my God he's blending it with "We're not gonna take it". 😭😭😭 I'm dying.

The live band also has a guitarist that REALLY wanted to play 'The Middle's by Jimmy Eat World. Kept playing the earworm riff. They're finally playing it. And gurl.. 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭

We out at a pub and a guy behind us (very obviously straight) hollers out, "squeeze my balls really tight". Gurl. The way both out heads whipped around to look.

Ol scruff. Might delete. 🤭

You know, for the longest time I thought Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick were the same person. 🤭

Boring tradwife? Jealous bitch? I'm not sure. 🤭 All relationship styles are valid, this is just me, no judgements!