Make that FOUR! All in the span of like two hours even. This one was all black with a ladder poorly-affixed to the roof. This feels like Dr. Who and the Cybermen...

I have seen three - THREE cybertrucks today. One regular rust-steel colored, one the kind of sparkly blue color-shift to purple that only 90s tramp-stamp havers would love, and another gemstone blue but with a single black door as if it was replaced lazily after an accident.

Come into goose territory, expect to get bit. 🤭 (Found this on the internets)

I think intimacy is someone remembering the little things bc you matter enough to notice. the way you like your food. the songs you play when you’re overwhelmed. the look on your face before you say you’re okay when you’re really not. noticing is one of the purest forms of love to me.

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Getchu a man who'll kiss you in sketchy dive bars..

This is us playing footsies at a dive bar, by the way.

Getting ready to go out for trash food and me, the ADHD one has been ready for 30 minutes while the supposed not-ADHD one has been doing the "and another thing!" thing for over an hour... Ho hum.

Ate food. Still hunger. 😭

Started a Sinbad the Sailor marathon! Hooray!

This guy is one of my favorite people to watch on the YouTube! No-nonsense nutrition!

Gay Jewish man finding Jesus on Sunday morning: "Oh God, oh fuck, oh God, oh Jesus..." 🥴🥵

Just unfollowed a handful of non-mutuals. If I don't remember when or why I followed, then you probably followed me first and dipped after I followed back. Which is fine, but since I rarely follow first it feels like bait-n-switch numbers boosting or something so.. ew.

I don't know, I just don't think it's right for any cis person like myself to refer to any trans person as "former [pre-transition sex]" but maybe that's just me...

No I willn't.

Is he taking them to the airport?

Gross boyfriends not beating the allegations.

This movie is like one long Coca-Cola commercial. The name brand ET was basically a Reese's Pieces commercial though so I guess that tracks.

Now we're watching Temu ET.

90s loved a pixie-cut hacker chick in their flicks.

Say what you will about this era of movies, but I think we need more cheesy, poorly-acted, extremely cliché fun flicks like Double Dragon. It's stupid, but it doesn't care, and I love that so much!

Mohawk dude looking like the cloned alien Ripley begging for death. 🤭

No way I forgot Robert Patrick was in this!

"Game over, Ug-Lee" 🤭🤭🤭

We're watching the 1990s classic Double Dragon. Mohawked baddy just said "It's the Lee brothers: Ug and Home" and omg it took me way too long to get it and now I can't stop laughing at how stupid it is. 🤭🤭

😭😭

Elphaba's butthole. 🤭🤭

Americans being loud in a Parisian café.

Make tech translucent again!

Love!!

No context quote skeet.

@rstevies.bsky.social what do you think of THIS cucumber?

Just overheard a man say he's thankful for the smoke because of the temperature drop. I'm about to slap him silly....

Tact is knowing when a joke is funny, but not yours to tell, so you hope someone does tell it because it's a damned fine joke for them to tell.

Pooping and shitting are different and I don't know how to explain to people why it matters.

He's babbling about tits...

I am late in the partaking of the gummy... I have some catching up to do with this giggly bald man.

The mister just tried to pull a Lady & the Tramp with a rice krispie treat 😭🤭

Any day now.. I can see the cracks forming. I'm getting messages from mutual friend. Explosion imminent. I feel like a bad person for being almost giddy about this. I'm not, really, it's just... Sad mostly, but also CALLED IT. I wouldn't feel this way if said person weren't so toxic.

I got bored with Date Everything before I finished my first playthrough. Debating continuing...

Beat poetry is making a comeback. I will be a nice goose. I will be a nice goose. I WILL be a NICE goose. I will BE a nice GOOSE. A nice GOOSE I will be.

I drank the whole container. RIP my tum. Hope I had enough lactaid. 🫠

I'm glad I can have lactose. I love chocolate milk.

This is why I try to stick out of the political fights on here as much as I can. There's several cooked brains in every thread. Silly goosery only!

🚨🚨 This wins the internet.

FINALLY!

Night blooskies!

Someone called the cyclospora outbreak MAHA Blast and I'm cackling like I'm 13 again.

Going to put porn sounds on my phone so I don't accidentally trigger a video or sound clips of that gross senile old man.