Sleepy goose awake way too early. 😭

I am regretting not also having half a gummy tonight. 🤭

"I don't think this is doing anything..." *Two whole large snack pack pudding cups devoured in just a couple of minutes.* Uh huh. 🤭

The beast in the bedroom stirs.. prepare the heating pads!

I'm normally a silly goose and try to make the best of things here, but holy shit this is evil. And on Holocaust Remembrance Day on top of it... I'm shocked he said it as plainly as he did.

I love making my man feel good on any day, but it's especially rewarding when it's been a rough day for him. 🥰

This is the best word!

I made a dreamwidth account! I don't know what I'll do with it just yet, and there's nothing on it because it's brand spankin' new! But here we are: mdglix.dreamwidth.org

If you only love people when they’re easy, you don’t love people. You love comfort.

violets are blue a baddie has sass if ur gonna be a shitgibbon then

"Oops there's some puddin' on your lip, puddin'... Lemme get that for you." 🤭

A conversation just between a goose and a raccoon: G: Puddin' on the Ritz? Nono.. puddin' in my mouth! R: I think it's "putting" but now I'm thinking of getting the crackers out to dip in the pudding. It might be good!

"No I just think I'm gonna barf!" "Well that passed... now I'm hungry again!" 🤭 I love her so much.

Fargo is the perfect movie for snow day, the sequel!

The word of the night is devour. 😈 Goodnight!

🤭🤭🤭 this never fails to make me giggle maniacally!

Do. Not. Do. This. First of all, Auschwitz and the ICE camps are NOT the same. We need to call them what the are and identify them accurately so we can fight them in the right way. Second of all, HOW DARE YOU do wordplay with death camps where Jews were tortured and massacred.

Apropos of...everything a reminder that I have a list of accounts that regularly post relaxing and random stuff. It features NO NEWS. If you're trapped scrolling and need to shift your attention to something calmer it's a good way to do it. You can also pin it to your feeds bsky.app/profile/did:...

🤭🤭 I love her!

Naps are amazing. Naps with a partner even more so! 🥰

Ok, enough social media for now. I hear a buzzsaw in the bedroom so I'm going to go scooch up under the blankets for a bit of a snooze myself! Ya'll keep this feed silly for @thatbearlifts.bsky.social so I can come back and read his Heated Rivalry reactions! 🥰

Also...

Why am I awake before 7:30 on a Saturday when there's a snowstorm coming? 😭😭 *Looks out the window* Ooh pretty golden light!

Every time I start to question the boyfriend's fabulousness (ie he's been behaving extra hetero white male for a period of time) he surprises me with a wink and a sashay as he walks out of a room. 🤭 (...yes, yes, I'm stereotyping. It's for the bit, I'm not judging, calm down...)

Going grocery shopping today is a bad idea. But things are needed and weather is weathering. 😭

Overheard at the table of nerds (Ry hosting D&D tonight...) "If you move the wood, Dad gets it in the gut..." Given the company you'd think it was an intentional innuendo, but no... They're talking about carpentry.

Call me a princess! I'm getting a crown!

People dropping like flies in this waiting room. 🤭 Another snoozer. This one with phone drooping about to fall out of her hand.

There is a lady in this dentist office waiting room just open-mouthed snoring, fast asleep while sitting straight up. I feel ya girl!

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Meeting a total babe for lunch at his favorite deli spot. 🥰

Like a hand in a glove...

Be like dolphin! Anything goes!

"WE'RE SEQUENTIAL HERMAPHRODITES!" 🤭

It's EDUCATIONAL!

Trying to make an argument that Germans as a whole weren’t scared enough about Hitler and then selecting as your one example a Jewish publication, and then rewriting the quote to your own ends to ultimately blame the Jews for the Holocaust is…a choice.

"I came 6 times..." No you did not.

Dare we watch Twilight?

Officially a cohabitator! Keys turned in and I treated myself to a little thrifting outing! Didn't buy this but I thought about it! 🤭

Here’s an idea: what if Bluesky can just be Bluesky and we don’t have to want every single social media platform to be the global townsquare and how about if no platform becomes that and how about we just make the platform what we want and stop considering niche a failure for no reason.

The acting in this show is so bad... Did anyone watch Falling Skies when it was new? Was it this bad then?

Took an extra day to recover from moving trauma (I'm being slightly dramatic, hush...) and am finally feeling more like me again. Once-over of the old apartment tomorrow to make sure I haven't missed anything then turning in keys! On to new adventures! Nervous, but I'm well supported. 🥰

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Tears! 🥹

Peens really do just be hangin'

SHIENCHE!

@rstevies.bsky.social For future anxiety attacks! 🥰

Watching Black Sails for the plot. The plot:

This would cure me.