It’s absolutely obscene that I have to be up this early working on Saturday instead of trading mutual oral with a cutie and then going for coffee

Second time posting my new bedspread and my shitty new lamp that stopped working because blue sky doesn’t have a goshdarn edit button yet sheesh

My lil shoulder buddy 🥺

Haha I love it

I think the dopamine song just sounds really good, I just love that fizzy electronica sound (and it kind of reminds me of the body talk era)

Happy Friday, be nice to yourselves and I will attempt the same😃

I’m watching Guillermo del Toro’s Frankenstein, I’m loving all of the our direction and all the historical anatomy designs. Like- let this man direct a Hellraiser movie can you imagine how beautiful and terrifying it would be?

Sad to see the criticism younger gay guys for older gay guys when they enjoy a song or dress youthful or even hop on a trend- like how dare those OLD gays have fun🙄🙄🙄 (usually referring to gay guys 40 and older) Like- shouldn’t we still be having fun? Does our fun pass expire?

It’s funny how quickly I can go from ‘ I kind of like my body and how I look’ to ‘ I am the ugliest, oldest, baldest, dickless nothing burger ever’. I mean- people tell me I’m OK looking and I’ve also had a decent sex life, why am I the last one to ever believe that I’m good enough?

Of course I want to go to bed now and this adorable little munch wants to play

I like ink master, but I think they should filter out the canvases that want really impossible tattoo ideas. The more detail you want, the more space and time you need- and the canvases don’t seem to get this. Some of the idiotic tattoo requests just make my blood boil.

I’d like to think that she was staring at the tree full of Christmas wonder but I think she’s just sizing up if she can make the jump

My septum ring has always been a polarizing thing with people. It gets a lot of attention, both good and bad. I kind of like that it gets under some people skin, it’s a good gauge of that person being exactly the kind that I don’t want to mix with.

I fucking love this show, and I think it’s so cool to have a crossover of It and the Shining youtu.be/UrrEUiRxqZ4?...

White whisker twinsies

No one has ruined the sanctity of marriage, better than straight people. And the gall of a multiple divorcee to try to lecture people on these values. Enjoy paying for your hate for life lady I hope it was worth it.

I’m loving Welcome to Stranger Things on Elm Street in Derry

Trading the Sunday scaries for the Sunday hornies. They’re so much nicer.

I’m not usually one to put up my tree early, but I’m going to be in Japan for most of December so I thought I’d put it up so I can enjoy some lights. (although no decorations because cats.) Place is feeling cozy.

You know, apart from the impending apocalypse and the existential dread- life is OK at small times

I love that Kill Bill is coming out as an entire movie in theatres, I love those movies so much. I think I’ll miss the theatrical release though since I’ll be in Japan. youtu.be/-SzkFgEqB6Y?...

So I went out with a friend to a show at the dance centre tonight, it was the show that made light of gay hook up culture and it was so good. And oh my God, there was so many hot guys in the audience, what is in the water here in Vancouver? Or am I just extra horny and lonely?

I’m supposed to go out to a performance art show with a friend and while I look forward to seeing them when it’s dark so early I just feel like being cosy ,comfy and introverted. Would so rather a chill night in watching movies (and maybe some naked fun.)

I don’t listen to music much anymore, but I went for a walk and played some of Bjork Medulla album I forgot how cool this album is. And Mouths cradle is my fav song on here, made with mainly vocals and a beat boxer with some Indigenous throat singing

We’re all just problematic little shapes of light and shadow

She woke me up early, so I woke her back up early. Don’t let your kids out petty you.

I’ve been watching some old sex in the city and Steve the bartender is so hot to me. I would be all over that sturdy nerdy little bartender.🥰

I finished a big deadline today and my brain will not relax for the life of me so I forced myself for a walk. Nice out but oof 4:30 sunset? Sheesh daylight savings you bish

My friends are so hot I mean really

I might be too busy with work to make it to the theatres this weekend to see Predator Badlands, so maybe I should do a rewatch of these two before I see it (both incredibly excellent movies)

It’s so gay out rn

Ooh wanna see Predator Badlands this weekend

😂🥲

I’m so happy for New York and America tonight. Also enjoying the fact that that POS in the White House is probably having an absolute tantrum right now.

G’luck New York ❤️

Just finished Welcome to Derry ep 2 and I’m loving this awesomely well art directed, very scary show. It’s like if HBO did a really cool period piece Nightmare on Elm Street series

Oh so the .5 lense isn’t just to lie about your penis size? Also-look at this gorgeous fucking tree. I love the Pacific Northwest in fall🥰

My new kitten demands a lot of attention but I’m trying to make sure I give just as much love to my girl Zelda🥰🥰🥰🥰

I love her lil chirps🥺

No, I’m not participating in no nut November. (mainly because I would’ve already failed.)

Continuing on with my strange sweater curation I put this rad embroidery patch I’ve had for ages on an old sweatshirt of mine

Found myself some cool dorky sweaters online that were pretty cheap. Not expecting phenomenal quality, but I love the colours and design.

If I could afford Demobaza clothes I would wear it all the time it’s such cool futurist fashion. Feels like a Dune runway show. (I love seeing cool men’s clothes since ours are usually so boring.)

Look at this beautiful man, it’s his 40th birthday and I’d still check his id for booze. Y’all should wish him a well deserved happy bday 🥰

I’m getting poked two times today 😏😏 (unfortunately it’s just my inoculation booster and my flu shot and not two dicks)

I’m a simple man. I just need a roof over my head, lil food and water , and occasionally to get edged mercilessly until I explode

I have this cool lion onesie that’s really well-made (I love that it has pockets and thumb holes). I made the mane from an old toque. It’s unfortunately too cold and miserable to wear it out tonight, but thought I would share here because I’ be lion if I said I didn’t like it

It’s supposed to be horribly cold and rainy and I might not get to wear my costume later, but I’ll take some silly pictures nonetheless. In the meantime, here’s an old costume for fcf. I was especially proud of the tailoring.

Like yes you’re attractive with a good body, nice face and a big dick but even more so if you’re not a big dick about it.

Halloween season of the witch is really weeeeeiird