Honestly, don’t play the drinking game ‘ take a drink every time Clint says he’s tired’ you will be smashed in no time

Freezing, but also kind of pretty. Very Edward Scissorhands outside right now.

Watching the Americas next top model doc and hoping there’s a deep enough circle of hell for the creators for the way these girls were treated

Zelda is so fucking adorable like sheesh

Just doing chores and I have movies just playing (I prefer this to music) I have the live action streetfighter from the 90s and oh my dear glob it is so bad

If I could afford Demobaza I would dress Dune/Mad Max apocalyptic chic every day and it would be over for all of you

I’ve been neglecting him all week poor guy

They just had no business making the tiger dancers from Zootopia that hot 😮‍💨

I figured I needed a little treat so I bought myself this sweater on Etsy

I think my valentines night will be this 🍸 🛁 (👋🍆💦) 🎮 🛌

I mean, it would be nice to believe there’s a boyfriend out there that could actually work with a damaged mess like me, but at least I’ve got this for a little valentine🥰

I worked over 12 hours today and completed a storyboard with nearly 450 panels I am absolutely dead. Do not resuscitate

Being an older middle-aged person means looking forward to the weekend, but getting there and having absolutely no energy or desire for any of it 🫩🫩🫩

I watching the Bad guys 2 and I would totally let Mr.Wolf ruin me hands/paws down

If you follow me, I do not want to see your AI ‘art’. It is a threat to my job and I just absolutely hate it. If you think it’s some sort of creative solution, it’s just because you’re not creative. Or it means you haven’t taken the time to acquire the discipline to create art.

Aw just going through old photos and found a picture of baby Zelda. Oh my God, she was/is so cute.🥰🥰🥰

I actually don’t give two fucks about the Olympics, but I would seriously watch it if this was it

Bah. Monday already. Somebody please adult for me today I just feel like a day of lazy comfort and pleasure.

You know how you see shapes in the clouds? I’m obviously so horny lately because I saw a big dick in the bath bubbles.

We saw you from across the bar and we liked your vibe and thought you might wanna come over and claw up my new couch together

There’s a naked party tonight and despite burn out I’m totally forcing myself to go out because I flaked last night. (I may come back early to just chill and play Mario galaxy and eat sour kids like the absolute child that I am)

I’m a tragic cocktail of equal parts horny and exhausted

Aw man, there’s a pup event tonight that I want to go to, and I am so exhausted. My job is so crazy and I’ve worked straight since January 5. I just wanna crawl into bed right now. I miss being young and having energy. 🫩🫩🫩

Already bees and blossoms here

The only therapy that works for me

Happy hump day! I hope you all get to hump or get humped today 🐾🦴

Saw Sinners again tonight. It’s just such a beautiful, sad and honest movie while also being really fun and cool.

I wish I knew more Vancouver pups. These socials happen and I always think it would be fun to try one one day.

This series is honestly my favourite thing that Genndy Tartakovsky has done since Samurai Jack. Absolutely unreal hand drawn animation. (all three seasons are great. Highly recommended.) youtu.be/VLu-9RA4-9c?...

I’m playing Mario Galaxy for the first time and it’s really fun, but I really don’t like the forced camera perspectives. I keep expecting to be able to turn the camera around like Zelda botw . And please Nintendo never do gyroscopic challenges again I just hate them.

I just feel like watching a movie and actually paying attention to it. What’s fun? I was thinking of five nights at Freddy’s 2

I still have to work today, but I slept in and gave myself a very nice orgasm before I started thank you for asking🥰

You know, I would be on board with AI if it was put towards solving real world problems. Like giving me a new frikkin 3-D Zelda game to play!!😤😤 (jk jk AI should stay the fuck out of the arts)

Catherine O’Hara was my fav movie mom, I love her warm performance in Home Alone. She was so funny in Beetlejuice, sweet and vulnerable in Nightmare Before Christmas, and hysterical in the Christopher guest movies and Shitts creek. Such a sad loss I’m kind of shook 😭💔

Friiiidayyy

Oops I made a skeet that started to make the rounds and then normies start to follow me and I have to take it down because I don’t think quite everybody wants to see me naked with a puppy mask

Rain and cloudy days do such a favour to my anxiety. Feel so calming to me.😌

My job is so challenging and often feels like trying to run up a hill while people throw banana peels at you, but nevertheless, I need to learn to chill the fuck out and not get so worked up over everything. I should start vaping again ha

Had a complete panic attack at work today. My supervisor is being so nitpicky, adding more workload to our near impossible deadlines. I could just feel myself filling with panic as he reviewed and noted. Supposed to get a bunch of stuff done now, but I feel like a ton of bricks just hit me. 🫩🫩🫩

Getting coffee do you guys want anything?

Chilling with my little panther. Finally getting some rest after almost 3 straight weeks of work. Ready to be a house cat myself. 🫩

The world’s crazy, I’m crazy but whatever! Ignoring the fires and getting some work done 🤪

Now Trump is mad at Canada because after bullying and threatening us, we went and made deals with China. Now he’s threatening us with 100% tariffs because we went and did business elsewhere. I’m so tired of the world being held hostage by this fragile man.

I was thinking there was rather a scarcity of cocks today on this fairly cockless Friday until the pretty penis prompt and you guys really caught up 🥂💪

The winter and spring seem to be hand-in-hand here in Vancouver

Mom, he followed me home. Can I keep him? 🥰🦊

Go get that day. Go get that raise. Go get that dick.

I had a terribly vivid dream last night about a catastrophic earthquake god it was so real, it ended with me sinking slowly into a mud pit. Like scary, but at at least I wouldn’t have to go into work or worry about the United States I suppose.

Today is my 15th day of working in a row with no day off, I feel 1 million years old. Oof this show I’m working on is so hard😭

I got a scruff pro account just so that I can peek in their stealthily maybe eventually have some frisky fun and I went online twoooo seconds and got two woofs and a message and I scampered away afraid haha