How do you do, fellow kids? 7 6 🫱 🫲

Mariah has thawed and is playing at the UNIQLO in Seattle. 😭😭😭

Dad wants hog for #FCF, Dad gets hog for FCF

If you think I didn't take thirsty pics with the Esquie mask you'd be sorely mistaken.

A wonderful catch-up with this sweet bb angle 📐🪽 @seanpaulmahoney.bsky.social

After 2 weeks of modeling, printing, gluing, painting, and sewing, Esquie wanted to say Happy Halloween! 🎃

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#wetwednesday x #humpday

Watch out, someone* set me loose in the craft store. (*It's me, I'm someone)

Why *𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘴 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳* is it so difficult *𝘥𝘳𝘰𝘱𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘵 𝘣𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘭𝘦 𝘰𝘯 𝘧𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘳* to be quiet *𝘤𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘬𝘴 𝘨𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘤𝘶𝘱𝘣𝘰𝘢𝘳𝘥* early in the morning, when you're trying not to disturb someone else's sleep? ...*𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘦𝘵𝘴 𝘰𝘧𝘧 𝘤𝘢𝘳 𝘢𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘮*

I was voting today and I thought "surely 'Dick Swabb' is someone trying to be funny" ...But no, there he was - picture and all - in the voter's information pamphlet.

Daddy, I love him

Me, getting over a cold but also being horny and wanting a blowjob.

Aside from the donut dog, I've been modeling and printing some other exciting stuff for a Halloween costume, despite having zero plans for go out in Portland. It's coming along so well I am SO excited to show y'all when it's done.

I think I might be coming down with whatever's been going around lately 🤧, so it's time to be lazy and listen to the 10th Anniversary Edition of this wonderful album. The vinyl finally has my favorite song on it (I Didn't Just Come Here to Dance) This and all the FCF posts are most helpful. 🙏

I still haven't seen 28 Years Later so I'm rewatching the first two before I do so and I completely forgot about Cillian Murphy's full nudity at the beginning of 28 Day Later 👀👀👀

A couple weeks ago my partner sent me a pic of a dachshund ring holder and said is coworker asked if I could 3D print one big enough for donuts. (Why? No idea. 😂) I'd been wanting to learn to model in Blender, so I spend some time with it and ended up with this. I'd call this 1st project a success😀

Out shopping and remembered the temporary tattoos they were giving out last night. 💦

I found out the hard way that Mini Coopers have this quirky* bug where if you plug in your phone via their "Click & Drive" USB port, it can make the electric power steering cut out. 🙃 (*but like, Elon Musk, not Zooey Deschanel) Thankfully it was an easy fix, but wow.

Today I: Crafted Worked out Changed my oil Fucked a butt Went grocery shopping & Made soup I deserve a little sweet treat, methinks. 🍩🧁🍰

Taking advantage of the last weeks of fresh local flowers from the Sunday market 💐 Bonus that it's also sunny ☀️

Thanks to @cardioandcode.bsky.social for plugging Twisted Metal recently. I started watching yesterday and it's super campy and fun. I mostly played Twisted Metal: Black and it's scratching that nostalgia itch real good. And Will Arnett voice-acting for Sweet Tooth is delightful.

So I worked the Halloween Drag Show tonight and when I stopped at the burger joint for some post-show food, there were some customers and employees that were very concerned about my well-being. I was confused until I remembered the prosthetics I had glued to my face and neck. 🙃

softie, softie, from the shadows #softcocksaturday #softiesaturday 🎧: You - Regard, Troye Sivan, Tate McRae

Wake up, Fags. It's #FCF.

Some more wholesome pics from my hike this afternoon. The sun was out so I had to take advantage of a hike with a view. It was very difficult, but totally worth it. Tahoma ⛰️ and a Canada Jay 🐦 made an appearance.

✨⛰️What if we crossed streams at the top of the mountain? ⛰️✨

Was working on my computer at the bar and then sportsball started happening...my cue to leave. kthxbye!

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Gettin' sauced to tonight 🍎🍎🍎

I listened to the new Taylor album once to make any judgements for myself and now YouTube music wants to keep throwing songs from it in my radio rotation. 🥲

spooky weekend vibes

Accidentally took some doxy on an empty stomach and now I'm 🤢🤢🤢. Just had a little snack but we're in it now. Wish me luck. 🙃

Note to future me: You ate an entire beet salad tonight, please do not be alarmed in the morning. 🫜

Missed opportunity for them to use #45 or #47 instead of #40. But I see you Dirty Couch.

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A little naked gaming on #SoftieSaturday Who wants to join?

So the continuing saga for this: I blocked him immediately after our encounter, but because it's an anon account, blocking doesn't really work, so he found me again shortly after. He sent many apologetic messages, and proposed that I fuck his friend (as a way to make it up to me I guess?) (1/2)

Tree Trimming but make it Thotty. 🎧: Do I Wanna Know - Arctic Monkeys

Overhead someone say: "yeah he just fired off the mushroom gravy" And I thought it was bro-speak for cumming, and thought to myself "huh, that's a new one" but it turns out he was actually talking about a friend/coworker who's a cook and was actually making mushroom gravy. 😩💦

I know they're secure forms of payment, cashier's checks scare the shit outta me to carry around. Like "here's a piece of paper worth lots of money, don't lose it! ❌⭕❌⭕😘😉😘"

Not to brag, but my morning wood was so strong it literally broke this iteration of the cock cage I printed recently. Back to the drawing board. Happy #Locktober

Some cloud-porn from my trip to the islands this weekend. A timelapse I took of some of the cloudcover burning off in the morning.

Hey Google, play "Run Baby Run" by Sheryl Crow The race photographer snapped a fun one of me this weekend 🏃⛰️

The woman at the bookstore kept referring to her ex-husband as "The Was-band" and honestly I'm here for it.

🎶Thank you for bee'in a friend🎶

You know how I know YOU'RE gay?

🪞 Self-reflection / Shower Thots 🚿

Brooooo. Not that should need to be said, but DO NOT record sexual encounters with anyone without their consent. I WILL make you stop and I WILL watch you delete it. The encounter was hot, and I would have said yes, IF YOU ASKED. <steps off soap box>

Before my run, I saw a video clip that had "Judas" by Lady Gaga as the audio and for the entirety of my run, my brain was just singing "Ju-DAS, Juda-ah-ah; Ju-DAS, Juda-ah-ah" Occasionally it threw in an "ah-ah-oh-ah-ah-ow" just for fun.