Getting Instagram ads for a tank top where the guy says "you can cut your own shirts, but then it looks like you don't wear deodorant." *opens dresser drawer to see all the skank tanks I've made.* ✅checks out.

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May was a 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 tough month mentally/emotionally, which is why I've been a little photographically absent as of late. The beginning of a new month won't magically flip a switch on things, but I'm gonna try to lean into the queer joy of pride month and spend more time outside and on self-care 🌈

Just a relaxing movie before bed. (Hereditary, 2018)

Jumpscare.

Let's do the fork in the garbage disposal 🙌 🙌 🙌 🙌 🙌

Greeted the barista with a "how's it going?" To which they replied "eh...I've been better" Honestly, werk, and also same.

Went from: I need to run clothes off to the donation center To: oh wait, I should go through my shoes too To: there's so many pairs, I should organize them to help me decide To: they'll need a better storage solution To: let's cut some wood and make a shelf for the closet How's your day going?

Did I put a tiny piece of chocolate chip cheesecake in the blender with my post workout protein shake? I'll never tell.

one-in/one-out at the airport lounge was giving college bar energy that I didn't need this afternoon 😂😂

Watching the Lyft driver's tach look like the windshield wipers and wondering if he's ever known what gentle acceleration and steady driving looks like. 🤢

Now That's What I Call Packaging Efficiency: Vol Bezos (The larger box was about 2'x4' [61cmm x 122cm])

I had a very cathartic night at the Florence + The Machine show last night. 🥲😭 Admittedly I feel like I kinda slept on this latest album, but then again maybe it hit me at just the right time. As usual she put on an amazing show.

Mortal Kombat 2 starring Fever Ray as Quan Chi

Hey Google, play "butt slut" by Kim Petras Be good fags and get tested 😘

I was so excited to make a sausage, egg, and cheese bagel sando for dinner, only to realize that my last bagels had gotten moldy. 😭😭😭

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Going thru some old running apparel to donate and came across my tri-suit that I haven't worn in a couple years - feelin' my oats in it and thinking I should do another triathlon soon to have an excuse to wear it more. 🏊🚴🏃

Sleepy and in need of additional validation to make it thru the day

Watching "Wicked: For Good" and thinking about Fiyero's burlap sack.

everything the light touches 🌤️ #hornygifsonly

ok but have you tried cutting to the feeling?

We've transitioned to eveningwear for the Bacon Strip Drag Show tonight.

Running errands on the bike and stopping for a beer in the sunshine has been a lovely way to spend the afternoon. 🍻 🎧: All the Rage - Allie X

Doing PT for a foot injury and simultaneously fucking up my YouTube algorithm searching for "toe yoga" techniques. 🙃

We love it when posts on the skyline align like this. @bjchi.bsky.social @scientistnathan.bsky.social

Move over Optimus, there's a new sheriff in town

Girl dinner, but it's just Costco free samples

Cleaning my basement and found this little sombrero decoration that my grandma had in her apartment. Turns out it looks cute on Esquie. He shall now be Esquites 🌽

Why is this the lyric that keeps repeating in my head?

I cannot let the people down.

There's a pattern (ok, 2 people) of "towel over the shoulder, obscuring the crotch" photos for towel Tuesday today and I'm here for it.

Half Tit Towel Tuesday

This is a rough one. I spent many a night dancing late into the night here. RIP Holiday Club.

Posting this before I go into the office and ignore my phone for the next several hours is diabolical.

I love being queer cuz you can go to your friend's house and they'll be like "I gotta shower real quick before we go out, you wanna join me?" And it can just be a platonic shower sesh so you can continue the conversation you were having.

call me crazy but maybe putting the handle of a container on a lid that can't support the weight of the container and it's contents was a poor design choice.

my balls need room too but you don’t see me staging my own assassination attempt now do you?

GM, it's #MCM

Found a copy of Carl Sagan's "Contact" at the thrift store this week, which I'm super excited to read. Bonus content was the senior-picture/bookmark of Claire, addressed to Greg in 1985 that I found inside. Was she 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 happy for Greg and Wendi?

We're in the right place.

Even though public transit takes significantly longer than driving from my neighborhood, I realized I have no real schedule to keep today, and it'll let me walk around outside on this gorgeous day. So awayyyy we go! 🚌🚌

#FCF: Singlet Edition, digital media (2026)

Getting stuff together to take to the electronics recycling, so for this #TBT, I decided to take some lewds on my Sony Cyber-shot 10.1mp camera before it heads to the great beyond. Classic dudesnude shots include: flash obscured face, washed out color, slightly grainy natural light, ...and more!

The CMAT show last night was pure queer joy and the surprise of Blond In Car as an opener was icing on the cake 🌈 Highly recommend if CMAT is coming to your area.

See cute plants, buy cute plants.

Hey, remember when "top bunk" and "bottom bunk" were a thing on The Apps™️? That memory randomly popped into my head this afternoon. You're welcome.

It's Pizza Week in Portland and I spent the evening Pizzamaxxing 🤤🤤🤤

Riding by a golf course on the train: "Ew, what possesses people to ̶g̶e̶t̶ ̶u̶p̶ ̶o̶n̶ ̶a̶ ̶S̶a̶t̶u̶r̶d̶a̶y̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ golf?

Towel off bud, we got a train to catch.