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There's an open kitchen at this restaurant and one of the cooks has a hat on that says "PLEASE DO NOT APPROACH OR INTERACT WITH ME" Honestly, werk. 💅

Denver airport layover beers on my way home. 👋 to @nixostorme.bsky.social and the other CO blooms

Walking at gay speed™️ in a Florida retirement community is nigh impossible

Crashing your sled and failing to place, you're probably a sore luger.

Sending hugs to my BC folks. These will never not hurt to see. www.npr.org/2026/02/11/g...

Visiting family in Florida, helping with a move and a neighbor comes over and sees me working on some things and goes "he's gonna be a future engineer!" sir, I've had a career in engineering for over 15 years, you're a little behind in your prediction.

This is a bush appreciation post.

A man at the airport bar in Chicago earlier was asking the people around him who they thought was gonna win and everyone around him said "Seahawks" He said, "I'm just gonna go against what everyone else is saying" and placed a bet via his phone right there. I wonder how he's doing

I forgot to bring a book for my flights, so Wuthering Heights from the airport bookstore it is. 😅

Friendly Reminder: Talk about your feelings. To a partner, a friend, a therapist. Just do it. The last couple days I've had a lot of really heavy thoughts/feelings for seemingly no reason. I talked it out, shed some tears, gained perspective, and immediately felt better. 🎧: It Gets Dark - Sigrid

Tina has a message for you.

My installation window was from 8-11, they messaged at 10:30 saying they'd be late, then radio silence. I rescheduled for a new day and they showed up at 3:30 anyway. 🫨 I think my manifesting got sent to the US government for translation and interpretation.

Me when I'm trying to get your attention but am too shy to say something.

Getting new internet installed today - manifesting the installation-turned-porno fantasy 🙇

Leave me at home alone for an hour or so and I don't know what to do with myself. (Telling myself that I'm checking to see what bsky does with music backing tracks)

Good morning f-slurs Got an early morning gym sesh to start my day on a high note and stave off what fresh new horrors might lie ahead. Hope y'all are hangin' in there. 🫂

I made Larry take a picture with us and I don't regret it. Thanks for a cute night @feralstreeep.bsky.social

You know you're in Portland when: You're walking through the neighborhood and on one side of the street you have the community garden and on the other you have someone playing Fastball's 1998 hit,"The Way" on their accordion.

Hey Google, play "Halo" by Beyoncé

Goon Morning. Pecs we're pec-ing after the workout

I just started Attack on Titan for the first time ever and the way the my jaw dropped in the first episode. 😧 I am already hooked.

It's Friday

QTP with the game you're currently playing

m e a t s p i n d o t c o m #hornygifsonly #FCF

"Let's do a little lunchtime meditation" *closes eyes* Brain: "...🎶YO, YO, YO YO, baby-POP Yeah, you, come here, give me a kiss Better make it fast or else I'm gonna get pissed Can't you hear the music's pumpin' hard like I wish you would? Now push it Push it good Push it real good P-pu...🎶"

Remembering the dream that I had a couple nights ago where I had to make friends with a squid, so I named her Shawn - after the singer-songwriter Shawn Colvin. So here's your reminder that her murder ballad "Sunny Came Home" exists and you should go listen to it.

This Safeway cookie is sending me. 😭😂💀

I hate these wire closet systems, so this week I took the time to redo the office/craft room closet. I had to Frankenstein some IKEA sets because this house has tiny closets, but I think it turned out pretty great. ✨

Good morning Fags, I'll just leave this here in case anyone wanted to feel like they were in an Episode of Queer as Folk this morning.

Help, I clad the inside of my closet with cedar and accidentally made the perfect spot for photoshoots.

Get a whiff this morning 🐽 #hornygifsonly

My tattoo is entering the stage of healing where I continue to ask myself "Is it supposed to itch this much?" Even though I should know that answer by now.

If you didn't cry at a concert, did you even go? 🥹

I love that the Gays 'n Theys™️ use Partiful for orgy invites. 🥰

Going to give the Swedes my money ✌🏼🤪

Spending a quiet night in cuz last night was extremely social (but also extremely fun), so here's a photo of what I wore to yesterday's naked night at our local bar.

Y'all. I finally convinced myself that - No, you will not need, nor will you gift, that cheap Bluetooth speaker you got for free 8 years ago that's been sitting in the back of the closet for that same amount of time. Growth. 🙂‍↕️

'bout to house this garlicky garlicky ramen. Who wants to make out afterward? 🧄

A more detailed view from the video my artist sent me. So stoked for how this turned out. 🐦‍⬛

For some of y'all it's Wednesday or Thursday, but for me it was Tattoosday.

I had a dream last night that Meg Stalter remade the video for "BRAND NEW BITCH" by COBRAH and I'm here for it.

At the gym this morning, two ambiguously gay folks I see there pretty often, greeted each other with a kiss on the lips, so it is now a little less ambiguous.

Good morning my lil' honey nut scooters 🧡

introduce yourself with the last five concerts you saw: 🦁 Neko Case 🪿 Geese 🚶🏼‍♀️ Haim 👹 Lady Gaga 🚕 Death Cab for Cutie

Good Afternude. #mcm

The nudes will continue until morale improves.

Lazy Sunday Gaming #hornygifsonly

Perihelion on Perihelion 🍻

Who am I to deny this request?