🍆✅ #fcf

Producer: the focus was supposed to be on the Italian skater in the background 🤦🏼‍♂️ Cameraman: 😅😏

A perfect pair of pillows ☺️

Ya boy be stanky 😅

One of those “there’s no fuckin’ way it’s only 2pm” days. 🙃

Hair said “volume” today

Tonight’s drink: A Clover Club

That’ll do 🍑✅ #humpday

My ADHD hack for when I can’t fall asleep? Drown out my inner thoughts by listening to EDM. Works like a charm. 😴

Dumb blond

Here for my Tuesday briefing 😉

Locked in 🥌😮‍💨

The fact the bottom guy just has to lay back and vibe while going 70+mph is WILD.

I need to go take care of something… 😮‍💨

When you get visited by three Puerto Rican ghosts

“I respect boundaries”

Of course I browned the butter for my Kraft Mac & Cheese. 🤤

Don’t ya love when a hairstyle settles into something that’s perfect by the end of the day? 👌

B&W Bushiness #MCM

Bulk is going nicely…

Ok sex is nice buuuuuut…

The duality of man @andyukb.bsky.social + @ajhood.bsky.social

Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work. “No Ai won’t be taking my job. It still sucks.”

Ah yes. The Winter Olympics. The time where I get my fill of curling viewership to last me another 4yrs. 🥌❤️

What’s everyone’s go-to cocktail? 🍸🍹

Snoop Dog at the Olympics! That man is doing side quests at this point. And I respect him for that.

What do you call what Team Canada is wearing? A backwards poncho? The proportions/fit are throwing me off. Looks comfy ngl tho.

Cozy hipster chic this morning #fcf

Basic consciousness:

On par for this week, woke up without any hot water 🙃

*Looking at my MBA* Dammit. 🤦🏼‍♂️

*Insert dog in burning room gif* 🔥🐶☕️🔥

Office booty 👔🍑 #humpday

Day 2: Hair still looks good 👌

All trimmed up 👌

Treating myself to a bougie haircut at a new barber. It’s one of those days. 😅

Would yall tell me if I make his titties too big?

I will now 😮‍💨

Peeking out at work for #MCM

Pre-shower cheekiness 🍑

In desperate need of a haircut 💇🏼‍♂️😅

Been in an Olivia Dean kick as of recent. That is all. 🎶☺️🎵

Morning skate ⛸️❄️

GUYS My coworker opened up Pandora’s box and brought up Heated Rivalry on our work happy hour call with all my straight male coworkers. I wish I could relive their expressions as they Googled it and discovered it wasn’t just “a show about hockey”.

It’s a handful, that’s for sure #fcf

Any volunteers to make this a reality? ☺️

Post-footy time ⚽️😏

Footy time ⚽️