New bathroom mirror unlocked 🔓

This post was sponsored by the 6.85hrs of unpaid time off I’m taking this vacation

Why yes, I do have a lot of soccer kits. 😉

Fuck Accrued PTO

Feel like I forgot something this morning… underwear maybe? 🤔

If today is my Friday… does that also mean it’s my FCF?

On to the final 🇪🇸⚽️✅

We’re rooting for Spain today… right? 🇪🇸

Now Watching: Because RIP

Insta saw it in color #mcm

Important:

I’m curious. Where would you put yourself? Vote in the comments ⬇️

One of the best feelings as a tall dude is when you hug someone shorter and they fit perfectly under your chin. ☺️

Pumped for the new Spiderman movie

😑❌🇦🇷

Me to Switzerland:

FIFA has ruined FIFA for me

Short corners are dumb

Switzerland… you have 45min to wow me.

Is that a banana in his pocket…

Rocking a jock and athletic shorts today so we’re going to keep our legs down when sitting at tables. #skysoutthighsout

Leave it to @buffyfanboy.bsky.social to have me convert my burner insta account into something usable… 😅

Love me some skinny+jacked dudes riding bikes around France. (Aka I forgot about the Tour De France starting again)

Now Watching 🎥 (Definitely not for the first time)

🤔

I love having friends I can swap dick pics with ☺️

Important:

Unlined shorts+WFH=perfect FCF

Perfect for FCF

Happy Friday ya’ll

Was just swimming in test today I guess, couldn't stop getting hard 🫡😤💪🏼

Office bush

We posting drafts? 😅

post a photo from 2019 Summited Mt Kilimanjaro 💪

My bum knee 😉

✨Guess who’s getting knee surgery?✨ (Also maybe another surgeon cuz this guy’s vibe was off during the initial appt today 😅) (Also might have to wait till August 😑)

My muscle fetish be FEASTING today.

Cap's bulge getting nerfed made me mad, so I drew him with an even bigger bulge than what he started with, and also slapped a beard on him because I remembered I have free will

I feel so incredibly hot when all six abs show through my spandex compression shirt. It’s the goal : show everything. See everything. Pride and muscles. Also I’d take a spandex shirt over a cotton shirt anytime for sweaty workouts.

Anyone else love camera-off meetings?

All trimmed up 💇🏼‍♂️

DANG IT MESSI. Why is he so good??

Shooketh 🇪🇬⚽️⚽️

Most of ya’ll on this app:

Winning the WC isn’t for everyone…

it doesn’t make it better but it’s some kind of odd sickly sweet feeling that everything he touches turns to ash

Red card don’t lie type of game.

In the office I guess? #mcm

This is important: