⚫️⚪️🍆 #mcm

Roommate had never heard of the term “Sunday Scaries” before and I’m jealous of him. 🙃

And they were roommates…

If you see this post an image you saved because it made you laugh

Cocktail of the Night: The Journalist 2 ounces gin ½ ounce dry vermouth ½ ounce sweet vermouth ½ ounce orange liqueur Dash lemon juice Dash Angostura bitters Shake with ice cubes & strain

34 miles later 💪

Yesterday Ben was veryyyy motivated about a bike ride this morn. Today Ben… needs some convincing yet. 😅 30+ miles on deck.

Since you’re down there… #fcf

So I have Pokepia… any other Switch 2 games that are worth picking up?

✋🏻🛑this is a pit stop! 🛑✋🏻 Quote with your pit pics 💪

Doing some prep work for May ☺️

Cheeks 🍑

Might’ve been a bit pent up 😅

My only meeting of the day just got canceled. *shucks pants*

Show me a non-selfie that shows how sexy you are

🔵🟡 #MCM

I just had to show to someone how to change the layout of a templated PPT. Peak Monday activities. 🙃

Sunday scaries can take an L. We got ourselves a WFH Monday tomorrow.

Anyone wanna be my napping buddy? 🥱 We don’t need to wear pants…

🐰 🐣

Poking out for #scs 😉

Is your 30s waking up to unexplainable tailbone pain? Like come on man. 😣

Hanging low today

And ya know… I’m not mad about it.

Throwback ass pic cuz it’s been a day… 😅🍑

Anyone need a pickleball partner? 😉

I don’t need to see balloon-titted hooter Simon Cowell anymore thank you 🫣

If you see this, post a picture(s) of your thighs.

Skircles feel like BlueSky’s equivalent of a “Top 8”

I need to be more dispensable at work today. Too random sh*t. No more thanks ✋🤚

Sunday smiles post soccer (Aka I am EXHAUSTED 😮‍💨)

slept in my disco shirt and woke up panicking

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A sweaty Saturday morn 💪

Definitely would recommend Project Hail Mary 🧑‍🚀❤️🪨

What my coworkers see vs what’s below the camera… Gotta love WFH #FCF!

No salary bump ❌ No PTO increase ❌ No signing bonus ❌ But it’s a global job with more project responsibilities at a broader brand level. Soooooo that’s good… right?

Pokepia Captain’s Log: Day 2 The amount of locals as grown substantially. They are friendly, thankfully. I’ve brought rain down from the sky and already built a two story house. Need to sign off cuz I’ve been playing this game too damn much today. -Ditto

Trying to figure out what color these briefs are… any ideas?

I feel called out but I’m ok with that.

Quote this with your favorite animal. African Painted Dogs 🥰

I GOT THE JOB. 🥳 (Skips off to buy a Switch 2 as a reward)

pilots? twenty one of them.

Just had a “sh*t-it-was-colder-than-I-thought-outside” type of bike ride. Need someone to warm this skinny boy up. 🥶🥶🥶

I get to WFH this whole week. Hence… #mcm

Cozy Ben ☺️

I just want a hug 🥺

Post-soccer nude ⚽️✌️

Who was your first porn crush? Zeb Atlas 💪 It was the pecs 😮‍💨