the existence of a lerrrgalt implies the existence of lerrrgcontrol and lerrrgdelete

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My sexy friend remade his alt. Let’s welcome him back to Bluesky

some of yall were put on this planet to be doctors or lawyers i was put here to paint dl trade we’re not the same

hi this is justin from bluesky and you're watching Desperate Housewives

The Cold War had some hot moments ig

Happy weekend :D #scs

maybe I should start watching love island

This is the most important thread I’ve ever written 🧵

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A different #scs perspective

Poison Ivy in Batman & Robin (1997):

Photos app reminding me of my 2022 bulk 👀

Update: str8 friend was gay-baiting 😞

i need to suck the ball sweat from his underwear

absolutely wild that only hot people wear ear protection at concerts

my bf’s str8 friend said he’d show pole for my bf’s birthday and sent a countdown for 6pm — I’m watching that space

BRING CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE BOOKS BACK

nice cock bro. btw i noticed you didn't put on sunscreen today

the Cs are indeed F today

The Mexico v Korea game has the most “would smash” players I have seen so far 😮‍💨

The Qatari team may be better at soccer but the Canadian team has more “would smash” guys 💅 #gosports

ok who says that last one

My Grindr bio:

Teenage me having unfamiliar, Gay Thoughts™:

Blow jobs > no jobs

God I love socialized healthcare

Disclosure Day is worth the hype

should android users be allowed at pride?

Someone you love is gay Someone you love is bi Someone you love is trans Someone you love uses Android.

And the back #mcm

impossible for me not to get hard in front of our neighbours with beach views like this

On the 15th day of Pride Month we honour childhood’s confusing feelings in Sears/K-Mart/Target underwear aisles

Absolutely need to be zooted at a Pride festival

#mcm you can’t tell but I’m wearing a blue jock today

the hulk after the last night of pride

What about a social media ban for lead-poisoned or otherwise gullible parents/grandparents? Won’t someone think of the seniors?

I've got enough love in my balls for all my bloomfs 💕

Is the Microsoft Office Ribbon causing people to have fewer children? A provocative new working paper explores the persistent drop in birth rates since Office 2007 was introduced nearly two decades ago.

shoutout to the dental-dams-for-rimjobs evangelists you tried so hard

On the 14th day of Pride we honour the sex health doctors advising gays to use a condom for beejays

Happy pride month to all the boys in school who called me a faggot, and to all of the grown men who like when I call them that

And so began the gay gcs wars of 2026

Drag queen name idea: labicular

Some art is best appreciated 11 drinks deep and I think that's beautiful

We need subsidized aluminum deodorant programs at Pride