Went to the gym mostly to take pics #scs

Gays any time they have gay sex so raw and nasty that the ghost of Kinsey worries his scale failed to capture just how homosexual humans can be:

Delete Spotify

Dick: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems 🙂‍↕️

HILARY DUFF!!!!

it only takes one then my whole day is just

Another bsky release w/o media in DMs :(

what if they made gay traitors and it’s just traitors but it’s gay and it’s called Gay Traitors

Me every single day on bsky.app:

wait for it

Do you think there are MBA students fantasizing about monetizing boypussy Thursday?

BenDeLaCreme to BenDeLaCreme:

Me when I lose Scrabble because someone played the word Deinotherium:

gay guys on this website in the first two weeks of 2026

My car when that little yellow gas pump icon shows up:

1pm and still haunted that I woke up thinking about Fraternity X 💀

Gay tech: Bluesky Straight tech: LinkedIn Lunatics

why it that gay tech people are generally so normal while straight tech people are all… the way that they are

the bible says “thou shall not covet your neighbor’s wife,” not “thou shall not covet your neighbor’s boyfriend.” 🤭

What Hevy sees vs what bsky sees

Sexual shame is the inner belief of "I am wrong." It's the story we've told ourselves for most of our lives, believing something is broken or faulty within us because we are gay, queer, expansive, sexual, etc. But this story isn't truth. Let's rewrite your story. Photo by @bkphoto.bsky.social

Currently at the gym in this thong btw

Y’all ever just randomly think about cock & balls?

Me when I need a hung bloomf meetup:

Shangela randomly (re)appearing on RPDR:

Ppl in Kit Kat commercials:

optimal angle. 😈 like if you want to see more.

Do the uncut do dry January by keeping the skin back?

Lube? I told you I’m doing Dry January.

2026 so far

“regular STI testing” Straight people: 😳😱 Gay people: 😈😏👀

27 years ago,britney spears’ debut “…baby one more time” made history and became a pop culture phenomenon

Me opening MS Teams every morning:

Me every Monday morning:

#mcm Underwear check!

Fighting the Sunday scarries by posting a softie #scs

dicks are just so beautiful. i love them.

the hets are out here reinventing masc4masc from first principles

What Hevy sees vs what bsky sees

“he’s a real cocksucker” Straight people: 😥🙁 Gay people: 😈😏👀

🚂🚂🚂🚂🚂🚂

not ego death maybe just a little ego circumcision

I have had 2 more sex dreams about him this week 🫢🫢🫢 Y’all I need more therapy

“That’s Gay!” Straight people: 🙄😤 Gay people: 😈😏👀

“This tastes like ass!” Straight people: 🙄😤 Gay people: 😈😏👀

my first #fcf of the year. 😏 #gay #nsfw #muscle #jock #socks #gaysian #fatcockfriday #nike #friday

Reminder that everything Americans say about taxes doesn't apply in Canada and it's quite simple to file your taxes (you may even qualify for automatic filing which requires zero work from you!) and you're more likely than not entitled to hundreds or even thousands of dollars in returns :)

Goliath: