should gay men refer to the instrument by which penetrative sex occurs as: a. pole b. peepee/wiener c. penis/phallus d. cock/dick/fuck stick e. disco stick f. all of the above

Me after I finish beating my meat:

The only part of Paris that doesn’t smell like piss is the gay part Waste not want not 🤷‍♀️

Nvm found the gays

condoms are single-use plastic so by going bareback you’re not just prioritizing your pleasure you are also being environmentally conscious 🙂‍↕️

🚨 hot dads near the Louvre 🚨

gm

Me after seeing the floor in front of my office’s urinal:

Whoop Engineers hate him!

Y’all, they still have condoms in Europe! And available next to bars?

Softie in Paris #scs

I went here and everyone knew you

However, I have no doubts about my “I just know it’s thick” radar

Ok wait — my North American gaydar is misfiring in France.

If a nutrient isn’t in c*m or a butter croissant then it is simply not needed by the human body

gm to these French twinks out for a morning jog

Softie in Paris #scs

Sigmund Freud:

The gay version of Temptation Island is a Prism party

“Live laugh love” but for tops

Marry fuck kill

Long ago, the three nations lived in harmony. Then everything changed when the bussy nation attacked.

The results are in:

Cock, dick, pole

Ass, hole, bussy

pull the lever:

If you pause therapy now then your fatherless behaviours will return in time to make this Pride season more memorable 🤩

"Four words: Hannah Montana Treasury Secretary"

good night my uncut kings all you cutties stand watch over us

You know, the X-Men never acknowledged the anti-mutant forces’ hiring diversity efforts.

No problem. I just have to access your reset button.

Inexplicably hungover

Okay CTA. This is a good sign.

Gays when they’ve done something biblically-significant and have a 3-day streak on Duolingo:

Chicago be warned

Anyone else sometimes miss thepugfather?

Me when I —

cc @holympus.bsky.social

GN 🌕

oomf’s snaps have me thinking about fucking ass 🤭🤭

No way is this a one man record in NYC??

Calling IT bc you forgot your password:

And what are we going to do tomorrow? Eat 👏 enough 👏 fibre

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