The Bible’s 11th Commandment:

#fcf (firing cock Friday)

Hevy vs Bsky

US$599 sticker price is absolutely a recession indicator

Hevy vs bsky

Uncontroversial take: the Scary Movie parodies were always awful and definitely carried by the comedic genius of Regina Hall and Anna Faris. Looks like not much has changed.

Nothing is sacred. No trope survives. ​Every line gets crossed. The official trailer for Scary Movie is here:

Update: no padding in the box so the packaging is indiscrete if you shake it 💀

Unfortunately I am obsessed with learning everything about the Heated Rivalry techno house rave night with nude DJ who you can jack off to win $100. Gay people are so fascinating I wish they weren't real.

Corporations in June 2024 but not in June 2025:

Gays always post this when they’ve shown evolution some new moves re: the use and/or utility of genitals, anus, and/or mouth. Take that Charles D! And honestly, love that about being gay 💅

Hey so this block list will block people known to repost nudes without consent or credit! Just FYI

When he's h*ng but doesn't go balls deep

The discourse around Disney’s The Lion King (2019):

Discrete packaging, semi-indiscrete on the lock screen

Receiving AI work product (email, script, meeting notes) from a coworker without a “this was made by AI” warning is so disrespectful.

That Wired article last week about Silicon Valley:

Me choosing my service providers:

IKEA furniture disassembly instructions:

I understand that it’s a thing we know is happening, we experience happening, we joke about happening — but this visualization of the falloff in beer sales is still somehow WILD to see. 🍻

#happyhumpday #humpday

When your life flashes before your eyes how many times will you hear the Pornhub pre-roll sound?

What's the over/under for a lerrrgan quote appearing verbatim in tonight's State of the Union?

ChatGPT can play 20 Questions with you but it would use 0.5-1 litre of fresh water and the energy of 3 AA batteries (0.007 kWh)

Well @handsomehansell.bsky.social and I couldn’t wait til Friday

Vibe coding but Copilot has control of my plug

Almost forgot it was #mcm today 😅

Show me what you’re working with 😈😈

Face reveal. Wrong answers only.

If you’re locked and I’m loaded then who’s driving this plow

ACTION 🎬

I wish for each and every one of you the exact treatment NYC is getting 🙏

What if I called you a good boy while I fucked myself with your pole?

Some snaps from bloomf really got me 🥵

Me writing to my elected officials to fund Heated Rivalry S2:

Basically how major new media covers the economy economy

Truly the most ridiculous article of the season. The salacious scoop is that gay people in the same industry hire and recommend each other for jobs and sometimes go to orgies. Wow. Shocker. Cannot wait for the expose on straight men sealing deals on the golf course.

Post-clubbing softie Sunday ☀️

Live like a King and do the Brazilian-and-beyond, for a treat

The underwear has been dropped. xoxo

That one scene in Red, White, and Royal Blue:

Amedeo Bagins Itallian Skeleton Racer Olympics 2026

The title of the American Pie remake where a group of high school senior girls wager to get laid before graduation:

i think i need a GLP-1 (gay large penis in 1 me)

What if we fist-bumped while you were balls deep in me?

Well I’m cured