Glenn Close saying “giving cunt” is the best thing you’ll hear all weekend

Throwback to third grade when I wrote this banger in Language Arts class: Haikus are pretty But sometimes they don’t make sense Refrigerator

Well I was not expecting BILL NIGHY to be spitting facts today! observer.co.uk/culture/inte...

This is what they have now. There are no ideas, only "oh you don't like that? Then I'll do it more." That's the sum total of the right's brain trust now

No Kings: Southwest Harbor, Maine #nokings #swh #southwestharbor

No Kings-Freeport, Maine

Some of my fav signs I spotted at the Grant park no kings protest!!!

#NoKings Miami!

The No Kings March in Chicago is one of the largest gatherings I’ve seen here. Looking down from by the river, the crowd stretches for blocks down Michigan Ave and wraps around Wacker Dr. This video is from a few minutes ago and the end of the protest is nowhere in sight. @blockclubchi.bsky.social

I do think this contrast should be highlighted with frequency.

People who post “We said yes to forever” about their second wedding….

Seeing “ad” in an Instagram caption is such a boner killer

Remember when Hillary used the word deplorables and a bunch of people thought she deserved to lose because of it?

Not to be ableist…….. 😳 Not to be ageist…….. 😑 BUT……… 😤 …………. COME ON

Feels weird to have gone to Hamilton last night & today have Republicans saying "OK but maybe a king?"

Plastic surgery consultation today. Me: *complains about my body* Surgeon: “That’s a bit body dysmorphic.” Oop clock my tea, sis!

Getting my costume ready for @twinpondslodge.bsky.social haunted trail

Meanwhile, on The Morning Show

The world is falling apart but I got my back blown out in several ways tonight

The GOP budget is going to be the single most unpopular and destructive budget in modern American history - tariffs/higher prices, exploding deficits, gutting health care, slashing clean energy/higher electricity costs, huge ICE expansion. Going to be a parade of horrors and they are scared of it.

Scrolling through my own posts

Oh nooooo thinking about 🍆 again

I am: ⚪ Straight ⚪ Gay ⚪ Bi 🟢

Y’all… they used AI to put a coloring book activity on my children’s menu. Bleak. Also what is it??? A quesadilla? A dumpling? We’re drinking margaritas and coloring it anyway.

Terribly sad news about one of the greats. Diane Keaton has died at 79. people.com/diane-keaton...

WHAT

I’m older than Cardi B??

Carlotta is the more skilled singer, pushed aside for some younger Hot Girl™️ Justice for Carlotta

Can you think of a single movie in which there is a video from the government denouncing its political opponents playing on a loop in public spaces in which that government was the good guy?

The incomparable Joan Cusack, born 63 years ago today

What a despicable little man who is lying through his teeth to try to incite violence against Americans who will be peacefully assembling to protest the Trump regime’s anti-democratic rule.

@friendlywraith.bsky.social been over a week since a tasteful pic of that peach. Simply put I’m disappointed

Forgetting to switch accounts and engaging with political posts on my alt

Ummmmm may I introduce you to my husband?? ffs he’s got the tism and his hood And I couldn’t be happier

This is the way

Am I hung? Be honest

Mena Suvari on The White Lotus when?

Ok I’ve come up with a great way to determine the dem candidate to defeat Susan Collins

Um, ICE just coldly shot an unarmed PRIEST in the head w a pepper ball when he (and everyone around him) clearly posed no threat. For the crime of … complaining about government policy. Core 1A speech. With cameras rolling, they’re sniping priests for sport.

Good morning!

“I didn’t mean to scare anyone or make it sound so serious … She’s been a little under the weather and I simply asked for prayers bc I believe so strongly in the power of prayer. It was nothing more than a little sister asking for prayers for her big sister. Thank you all for lifting her up.”

DOLLY IS OK AND THAT IS ALL THAT MATTERS RIGHT NOW.

Oh, no. Bless Dolly Parton forever and ever, amen.

Two years gay married 🤍 (Why was this date so popular with 🚬s?)

Who else but a bosom buddy

Woke up gay again

Like guilting anyone about their phone? 🥰lmao I learn more in a single scroll sesh than my boomer parents could have hoped to glean in a day’s worth of Fox News