Y'all see Devil Dinosaur?

I think I'll go see the sheep movie today

Atlas Intel dropped a D+14 poll and HOLY HELL THESE CROSSTABS

Skircles are just a prioritized list of folks who need psychiatric interventions.

This couple has a GoFundMe to help cover legal fees

This is absolutely outrageous. SCOTUS reinstated Texas gerrymander 15 weeks before primary because they claimed it was too close to election to block it but now allowing Alabama to gerrymander one week before primary after trial court found map was intentionally discriminatory against Black voters

You mean to tell me I can use my adult money to buy the modern update to the color changing Lion King spoon that they gave away in boxes of cereal?

Just in time for them to not get a Pride bump

Devil Dinosaur confirmed as the next hero in Marvel Rivals

I'm going to Seattle at the end of summer. Are there any local/regional things I need to try?

Didn't RuPaul already host this show?

The Pitt alternate ending

Arya has 1.) A pig ear 2.) Yak cheese 3.) A broken up rice cake She really has a whole charcuterie board, and she's taking turns between the meat and the cheese

Kinda rude that this food tracking app doesn't have a One Handful option for shredded cheese logging.

Everyone's out there wine tipsy and I'm just here embracing sobriety so I can finish this book I've been reading for 3 months...

These books really are such a soothing balm.

I want snacks but I have no snacks.

Had a thought

Y'all are stoopid.

Pretty cool how one side gets to cheat and the other isn’t allowed to win fairly

Fuck it, Zordon Mamdani

Apple is reportedly developing Airpods with built-in AI cameras. The cameras will act as eyes for Siri, not to be used for taking photos or videos. (www.bloomberg.com/news/article...)

Could go for a po boy rn

What if Jesus was a bad carpenter? Do you think anyone would tell him?

GOP Rep. Max Miller is accused of abusing his ex-wife, including by hurling boiling water at her in front of their infant. Miller is who tried to give US veteran benefits to Israeli soldiers & said Palestine was going to “get eviscerated and go away…as we’re going to turn that into a parking lot.”

Matt Reeves reshares art of Batman in the snow ❄️ "❤️"

The media needs to go back to being a monthly newspaper.

This isn't going to encourage investment in America

Unironically this was perfect comms strategy.

You know, we lost the family farm, but at least the trans kids are more suicidal...

You'd think the leopards would get full after eating so many faces...

Does anyone know when the UK should start posting election results?

Unearthed reports reveal that RFK Jr. fired every full-time CDC cruise ship sanitation inspector ahead of the Hantavirus cruise ship outbreak. www.cbsnews.com/news/cdc-cru...

InfoWars chief Tim Heidecker talks to UNHINGED caller “AJ”. Check out theonion.info for this and more urgent news.

Dungeon Crawler Carl

Pokémon Trainers Stardust Besties - Pouch Penny's Eevee Backpack 🐾✨ Check it out on meccha-japan! #Pokemon #Eevee

Did you know that the gay slang "Trade" was inspired by the people who built the World Trade Center? I didn't either, and it's probably because I just made that up.

🎶Voulez vouuuuuuuus🎶

Voting for the 2026 UK local elections takes place today across England. Scotland and Wales are also voting today, but for their respective parliaments.

Hayden Panettiere comes out as bisexual at 36, saying she previously feared “public opinion” in Hollywood.

If you thought elaborately faking being good at videogames to impress a bunch of manchildren was embarrassing, consider elaborately faking that your mother loves you.

Should I watch Lord of the Flies?

If he doesn't want people to think he sucks shit, then he should simply stop sucking shit. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

What level of Hell is this?

Long ago the four nations lived in harmony, until... IBS attacked.

I was not expecting the dumb DC car race to turn into a race war, but here we are. The attention caused the website to 404 for a sec, but it seems to be back on sale now...

Why is it that whenever I see a skinny guy I'm like "I could break him"?

funniest thing i’ve ever seen

Time to start learning about another virus that's spreading