In the future, we'll all have to make this choice (They're hormones because the micro plastics destroyed our endocrine systems)

Has anyone checked on Benson?

Minnesota is taking them to court. Please pass along this form to people who have *been directly, personally involved* in abuse by federal agents. I trust AG Ellison's office to make good use of anything that's provided and treat it with the necessary care. ag.state.mn.us/Federal-Acti...

Just remembered Nickelodeon Magazine existed 😭

The Trump admin, which says it was investigating fraud in Democratic-led states, quietly shelved a massive welfare fraud investigation in Mississippi involving public funds funneled to Brett Favre and others

MINNEAPOLIS (AP) — Trump threatens to use the Insurrection Act, allowing him to deploy troops, to 'put an end' to protests in Minneapolis.

Still upset that the basketball guy never suffered consequences on Stranger Things.

Sorry I couldn't have bright or engaging thoughts today, the state of the universe has crushed me.

We really are just hot dogs that move, eh?

Don't they literally do stuff like this in North Korea?

Do I want a forearm pokemon pixel art tattoo? (Me to myself for the past 3 years)

🧵 The autoworker at the Dearborn Truck Plant is a proud member of a strong and fighting union—the UAW. He believes in freedom of speech, a principle we wholeheartedly embrace, and we stand with our membership in protecting their voice on the job.

Ok, called my reps to let them know what I think about the upcoming budget votes and what needs to be included in any vote for funding. Have you called yours?

She says ICE agents mocked her: “The ICE agent who had pepper sprayed into the vents of my car said ‘you guys gotta stop obstructing us, that’s why that lesbian b—— is dead,’ verbatim, speaking of Renee Good. Which filled me with absolute rage and shock..." www.mprnews.org/episode/2026...

Some of you have big hams

Congratulations to Brett Kavanaugh bsky.app/profile/ajco...

How y'all doing today?

The worker, identified as TJ Sabula in the Washington Post, said “I don’t feel as though fate looks upon you often, and when it does, you better be ready to seize the opportunity. And today I think I did that.” www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

WATCH: Trump shows his middle finger and appears to say "fuck you" after Ford worker yells "pedophile protector" - TMZ

Scott Adams died.

Breaking News: Bill and Hillary Clinton refused to testify in the House’s Jeffrey Epstein investigation, setting up a possible legal battle.

Doing a long distance date where we watch The Traitors in a pandemic era video sync chat room 😍

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Time is a flat circle

President Donald Trump said a new 25% tariff on countries that do business with Iran is “effective immediately.” https://cnn.it/457t9AK

This is what happens when journalists decide their role is to police some imagined middle zone that exists halfway between the right's and left's arguments.

WASHINGTON (AP) — Democratic Sen. Mark Kelly sues the Pentagon over attempts to punish him for his warnings about illegal orders.

Congress should pass a law requiring agents to show their faces, identify themselves, & wear their badges. It’s not agent safety we have to worry about these days. End so-called Kavanaugh stops & admin warrant-based forced entry into homes too. Let’s have a Constitution.

Can I ask a favor? Will you be a founding donor to my campaign for U.S. Senate? We have a short runway to build the momentum needed to win this race and fix this broken system. What we raise today will have the most impact on our success down the road. Link below. Thank you!

New: Sen. Elizabeth Warren lays out vision for a 'big tent,' telling Democrats not to cater to wealthy donors In an unusual move, she calls out figures in the party she considers part of the problem — including the DSCC, Kyrsten Sinema and Reid Hoffman. www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...

Breaking News: Mary Peltola announced that she would run for Senate in Alaska, lifting Democrats’ hopes as they face a tough midterm map.

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Breaking news: The Justice Department has launched a criminal investigation of Federal Reserve Chair Jerome H. Powell, the central bank said, amid accusations of using the threat of prosecution to pressure the Fed.

Slightly diminish a band: Taking Back Wednesday

First book of 2026 done 🙂

Timeshare apps should let you pick the music on your ride. Uber/Lyft partner with a streamer so that the song/playlist is tied to the ride.

A Black man was killed by ICE (off duty) in Los Angeles on New Year’s Eve. And like Renée Good, he was an American citizen. But most people have not heard about Keith Porter. I need y’all to realize this. Black people experience this lack of visibility all the time when it comes to being victims.

You ever look through the comments on a hot topic and just wonder how many of the accounts are real?

Philadelphia Sheriff Rochelle Bilal warns ICE: "No law enforcement professional wears a mask... Those that come into our communities wearing a mask to commit crime... You getting arrested". "Fake wannabe law enforcement... The criminal in the WH will not be able to keep you from going to jail".

WSJ investigation: In the past 6 months ICE agents have fired at vehicles 13 times, leading to: * 8 people shot * 5 of which were U.S. citizens * 2 died * no victims drew a weapon The playbook: Agents box in a vehicle, block attempts to flee, then fire www.wsj.com/us-news/vide...

Maybe Kirsten Wiig is onto something

Tina Smith: "I've worked closely with law enforcement in my roles at state and local government, and I have never seen anybody describe as protocol holding a cell phone and taking video while you are simultaneously shooting a gun that ends up killing somebody. It's kind of unbelievable."

This morning, Ms. Rachel and I visited District 2 Pre-K Center, where we sang and read with the wonderful students and educators. We also discussed universal childcare - and how we're making it happen for NYC!

Think about the mindset, and the expectation of immunity, of someone who texts this to friends.

It's chicken tenders and French fries for dinner...Night!!!!

Seems like the question we need to ask ourselves whenever a party representative is speaking needs to be: Is this person ready to meet the moment?

How ya gonna name your son after a cunty haircut?

Puppy has been sleeping at my side all day 🥹