I need them to do a The Pitt spin off about Larry the Hot Medical Assistant

It’s hard to blame woke DEI when the military is losing a war because of the straits.

Doing systemic racism to eliminate research on systemic racism to make systemic racism easier to hide and deny.

TRUMP: “Drain the swamp!” REALITY: The Swamp has never been more full. He is the Swampiest Swamp Monster who ever did Swamp. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/13/u...

Nobody wants to work anymore...

Organizing a national protest where we all flush the toilet at the same time.

So apparently an alert went out that CA could be hit from Iranian drones and now people are concerned about the Oscars

The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit

Appointed by Mayor Zohran Mamdani to run the office, Taylor Brown becomes the first transgender person in history to lead a New York City office or agency. https://mrf.lu/0cjr

Picadillo for dinner. 🤤

Says a lot about him that he's still on twitter :/

The excitement and joy of finding a new hidden site to explore on the volcano/mountain level in Pokopia, only to be emotionally crushed when you recognize it from your childhood.

Instead of going to war with Iran, we could cover health care for millions of Americans. And still have $20 billion left over.

anyway! if you want to know what Nekima Levy Armstrong, founder of the racial justice network and one of the first people to call for this boycott, has to say about it here ya go in short: do not give target your money

crime dog you gotta find some better wording for this

Elizabeth Warren presses CEOs of Paramount, Meta, ABC and X over millions pledged to Trump’s now-dissolved presidential library fund.

So should I be placing full evolutionary lines into homes together, or is that segregation?

🚨🚨🚨 Something I want to put on everyone’s radar, ESPECIALLY if you live in Virginia. Data suggests that *Republicans* are out early-voting Democrats in the Virginia redistricting referendum. When it comes to Virginia, Chaz knows his stuff. DO NOT SLEEP ON THIS ELECTION, VIRGINIA DEMS!!!

News: As you might have heard, our Judge and Scorekeeper, with a voice on loan to God, Bill Kurtis, is stepping down from “Wait Wait” at the end of May. chicago.suntimes.com/arts-and-cul...

Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

JUST IN: Democrats have flipped a Trump+9 seat in the New Hampshire House, per reporter Kevin Landrigan. Republicans outspent Dems by a considerable margin. This is now the 10th special election flip for Ds in Trump's second term, versus zero for the GOP. sos.tn.gov/elections/20...

Hey, FYI the GOP are trying to remove livestock welfare standards

Weird, I heard yesterday that the war was over?

The apt windows are open today and I feel like blasting Kesha's Kiss N Tell

A DOGE staffer assigned to the National Endowment for the Humanities to flag grants for "DEI" tries to explain what "DEI" is. This deposition is part of a lawsuit by the @acls1919.bsky.social, @historians.org and @modernlanguage.bsky.social.

Warren: "It is still the case that the Trump admin cannot explain the reasons we entered this war, the goals we're trying to accomplish. The only part that seems clear is that while there is no money for 15m Americans who lost their healthcare, there's a billion a day to spent on bombing Iran."

One day the NYT's editors will read these stories again and be ashamed of themselves. Mamdani called the attack "heinous," "criminal," "reprehensible," "terrorism," and "the antithesis of who we are." The insinuation that he's conflicted about this is disgraceful. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/09/n...

I don't know why this is so inspirational, but she looks really inspirational here.

Asking men how to use the hip thrust machine at the gym...for science and health.

Did anyone check if Iran agrees the conflict is near an end? Kinda seems like something you want to do with a country that has been bombing everyone in the region...

EXCLUSIVE: Jay Graber stepping down as CEO of Bluesky www.wired.com/story/bluesk...

And we know she can't afford that whole cart with the current prices

NO NO NO YOU DON’T GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step “designed for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL tell everyone you know www.freetaxusa.com

His name was actually Ozymandias Osborne

I can't prove it, but I just know Bill Maher uses ChatGPT to write his jokes.

Okay, who did this

They should make a poison type eeveelution and it should be a skunk

I'm too bored of this to try and be clever about it anymore. If you think that two men kissing, or two women kissing, requires any more explanation than a man kissing a woman, that is homophobia.

The blatant bigotry of this has already been covered, but "we're not making therapy" is pretty rich from the guy who made for example UP and INSIDE OUT.

Why are so many of the men on The Pitt hotties? What does this mean about Pittsburgh?

vibe check: CNN now has a gas tracker on their front page

This is what happens when Gorlock gets pressed

A new ‘Monsters, Inc.’ film is in the works.

I do feel a little overwhelmed in Pokopia though. The interactions are great, but the maps seem so huge. Also, the storage system is trash. They should have boxes linked to a cloud.

Started watching The Pitt. Mesmerized by the Chris Pine variant.

First they came for the trans people, and I said nothing because I wasn’t trans. Then they were like actually I’m pretty sure you are trans and I said no I’m not and they went okay well show us your penis then and I said what no get out of my face and they said that one’s a girl get her

Not sure my Pokopia will ever be good enough to have people over