They can take away our DMs, but they'll never take our BMs!

Osmosis Jones in my body:

Really really really surprised that Bernie hasn't withdrawn support for Platner. Seems like a no brainer.

The only sliding you can do now that DMs are down

Not enough men making out here

If AI is so great, why didn't it tell me the results of the World Cup beforehand?

Remember when Travis attacked the skyline?

ELIZABETH WARREN calls on Platner to drop out: “There can be no tolerance for sexual assault… With so much at stake, the best path forward is for Graham Platner to step aside as the Democratic nominee and address these serious allegations outside this Senate race.”

“Mitch McConnell is officially brain dead”

If they did The Pitt, but it was a veterinarian clinic, would you be more or less emotional?

From @politico.com: "A woman who dated Maine U.S. Senate candidate Graham Platner says he forced her to have sex with him nearly five years ago despite her repeated objections, an allegation Platner denies." www.politico.com/news/2026/07...

I just feel like a nice powderpuff would help me feel ✨pretty✨

Literally habeas corpus

Tilly Norwood could have stopped that train.

Should I take the Intro to Twerking class at the community center?

Society really started to go downhill when we stopped eating carbs. A big bowl of spaghetti could fix us.

Literally no good news today

Anyone got good news today?

They were rOoMaTeS

USMCA dropping like flies

Lo siento Mexico 😕

The ref this game

Why has this game become a falling down competition?

Not this Lemony Snickette coach

Tacos, equites, and churro secured

Mallory came to national prominence for defending trans students. Sad I didn't get to support her back.

Imagine if it had a credit report 😵

X-Men 97 implies the existence of X-Men 01, which means we have to ask ourselves what the X-Men did on 9/11.

Well, the fireworks began on the Fifth of July.

What happened to this?

Remember when in The Day After Tomorrow all the Americans are fleeing the storm and willingly jump the border fences?

😬

You think someone's gonna shove a hotdog up their butt tonight?

Wasn't someone supposed to perform on that stage tonight?

The security guard at the door:

there it is

⛈️ Stormy Weather🎶 ⛈️ July 4th Celebration Evacuated Due to Storms

Ha ha I hate it here

this guy is the co-founder of Airbnb

And on the Fourth of July 😭😭😭😭😭

Who said hot young dads?

I listened to the Madonna album and I was immediately transported to Old Navy. Someone get me a pair of the culottes.

Might order Mexican for dinner

So, they killed everyone at Genosha and called it an absolute point, then focus on Apocalypse in Season 2, so that when they do Krakoa in season 3, it feels earned and organic, right?

Photos were overrated anyway

I've come to realize that twink is fondant, and grown man is cake.

All of you posting your twink pics

Double baptisms make you trans ¯\_(ツ)_/¯