Oh shit maybe the “third” was Bonnie Tyler 😳

"They're saying he had that Cyclops" - every Black barbershop in America this week

remember, be careful what you post on a day like this. If you do it right, you can get illegally fired for being disrespectful to Lindsay Graham and then win a massive lawsuit about 10 months from now and retire with 2 million in your pocket

Lindsey Graham spent the last decade of his life in public service as a US Senator, trying hard to be remembered as an enemy of the Constitution who worked to destroy American democracy and exhibited occasional signs that he knew why that was bad but kept doing it anyway. I will honor his choice.

The Grim Reaper said while I got y’all so focused on Mitch McConnell:

Woke up to pee, saw Lindsey Graham died, immediately jumped on Bluesky to see the good posting. Have fun, everyone, but please steer away from the homophobia. Maybe this dude would have been less of a massive piece of shit if he hadn’t been steeped in self-loathing. Dunk responsibly

The NYT obituary of Lindsey Graham makes no mention of his effort to overturn the 2020 election by calling Georgia’s secretary of state to intimidate him into manufacturing votes for Trump. The Times, like all news media, is GOP propaganda erasing Republicans’ history as election deniers

Me reading the news: ain’t no fuckin way that man just died *yesterday*

We all have to post as hard as possible about Lindsey Graham's death so we can see who wins by getting cited in an article in the Atlantic about how Bluesky is destroying the fabric of American politics next week.

GOT HIM

victory lapping on this one

Is he...experiencing explosive diarrhea in this very photo

My guy went out like Charles Foster Kane

Schrödinger's Turtle

More and more I'm reminded of the "Jeffersons" episode where George uses CPR to save the life of a racist white man, and when the guy finds out a Black man saved him, he tells his son "You should've let me die"

Come on now, it ain't no secret

NYT reporters at the White House Correspondents' Dinner after getting dragged to hell and back by the White House:

The "I Never Thought The Leopards Would Eat MY Face Times" is back on their bullshit

NY Tmes exec editor Joe Kahn said in 2024 that the issue of democracy's survival was not a top priority in his newsroom's coverage. Now Trump is sending federal agents to NYT reporters' homes to deliver subpoenas over coverage he doesn't like. I wonder if democracy is a priority for Joe now.

Fuck you.

Oh so *now* you can recognize a red flag

TV writers were right in 2023 and are being proven more right every day — there was a stable television model that made everyone lots of money and put out good shows. Then execs with no understanding of the industry confused the production model and the distribution model, and they blew it all up.

He said “well, åcutally”

Nolan Wells' tragic death joins a long list of Black youth whose untimely demises have raised urgent questions about justice.

He should ONLY fly in this

Steering wheel in one hand Thomas Guide in the other You couldn’t tell me SHIT

“RESEMBLED”…?!

“His most recent piece for the student paper, which was published last month, criticized what he described as discriminatory hiring practices in academia biased against white men” well knock me over with a feather

Damn.

Lucky for Mitch McConnell that he didn't live to see this

“The move is raising questions” Lol no it’s not. All the questions have been asked and answered.

He calls bike lanes “DEI” because he thinks Black people are supposed to step off the sidewalk when we see him coming

We should invent a kind of canceling where the guy goes away

It seems 100% on brand to me

Fucking YIKES

Racists online saw this photo, doxxed her, and found out she had a previous arrest (the charge later being dismissed). Meanwhile she is a mentally disabled working mom minding her business. If someone can put me in contact, I’m happy to offer her a housing relief stipend thurmanperryfoundation.org

Damn, we were *this* close to having Dr. McSenator

It's only "socialism" when a brown person does it

The governor of Kentucky having to write Mitch McConnell a "Where you at, chickenhead?" letter is insane

I guess for some Americans the question “what if we made an astonishingly stupid racist con man the most powerful person in the world?” needed to be answered twice

“Mitch McConnell made his first public appearance in weeks and appointed his eldest daughter to the Iron Throne”

CNN was absolutely WILD for this one

"My girlfriend just spoke to Mitch McConnell. What's her name? She's from Canada, you wouldn't know her."

You, taking the high road: "I take no pleasure in having to say I told you so" Me, a Capricorn:

"We all just spoke to Mitch McConnell, he says what's up"

"AI is inevitable" they said "Better get on board or get left behind" they said

The train is never late. When defending their fellow trash ass men, they love to pretend that they don’t know the difference between the standard that exists in a court of law and societal consequences. Plenty (if not most) guilty people never see a courtroom, doesn’t mean they should be in office.🙄