Alright good job everybody Let’s all meet back here for Artemis III

man morale at the AP is real bad huh

It's nice to have something not-terrible to focus on for a couple of hours

Maya Glover, daughter of NASA astronaut and Artemis II pilot Victor Glover, celebrates father's accomplishment to Korn's "Freak on a Leash" (2026)

Things that work: giant rocket, very precise math, orbital mechanics, cameras, iPhones Things that don’t work: Microsoft Outlook, toilets, sat phones

Thank you Katherine Johnson!

We've all been on the Zoom call when everyone's trying to tell you you're on mute.

Apparently they can’t get the astronauts on the phone Have they considered that maybe the astronauts don’t wanna talk to us #ArtemisII

Welp that’s gonna be four more people on the 405 smh

Smart people did a hard thing Very nice very cool #ArtemisII

SPLASHDOWN CONFIRMED!!! #ArtemisII

I was about to cuss somebody OUT if I had to wait one more second to see those parachutes #ArtemisII

“Main chute deployed” #ArtemisII

“Voice communication has been reestablished” #ArtemisII

ngl six minutes of no contact with anybody on earth sounds like a pretty good deal to me #ArtemisII

NASA: “The weather at the splashdown site is go” #ArtemisII

NASA just said they're gonna be coming in at their peak velocity of 24,661 mph 😧

Okay I'm gonna watch just so twenty years from now some youngster can't try to gaslight me into believing I didn't see it with my own eyes

If you turn this thing on at just the right moment it'll show you a live feed of the Artemis II returning

As far as I know there is literally no reason for this, it is just an incredibly lucky coincidence that we get to enjoy for free

My takeaway here is he is talking about leaving office, so that's something.

Me: See, the movie's bullshit because in the original Days of Future Past, it was Kitty Pryde who went back in time and Wolverine was barely even a -- My Wife: That's Hugh. That's Hugh. What the fuck are you talking about?

That’s a lot of words just to say “We’re running out of white people”

how much money does the marine corps lose

The real reason is simpler: they like having Trump in charge

Milwaukee, 72 years ago today Hall of Fame Milwaukee Braves player Hank Aaron at County Stadium. He spent 23 seasons in Major League Baseball, finishing with 755 home runs — a record that stood for 33 years until 2007. He endured a torrent of racist death threats throughout his illustrious career.

I’m no expert but I feel like a lot of people are in deep denial about the storm that’s coming

There is no McTry.

Any pastry is ruined when you add gooey-ass fruit to it Yes, this includes apple pie don't @ me

Was she brunette with a Slovenian accent by any chance

God, I was just thinking about how they better be using American-made steel to build the illegal ballroom that sucks

Hahaha this is how we do business now, the president is a guy yelling over the fence at his neighbor to turn the music down

Iran is whooping America’s ass so bad they got Melania out here like:

This is getting weirder

Tom Cruise *pulls off rubber Melania mask*: while u were all distracted by this, my team successfully recovered the missing plutonium grenades

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Totally off topic but...described the drone as a what now

Hall of fame FT correction

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It’s me I’m the kids

I need to know where Vance was when Pope John Paul got shot

Me, an old: damn that’s crazy

My wife, from the other room: is that the garbage disposal making those weird noises? Me: nah i’m just listening to this new podcast come check it out

you clearly don’t understand, a ceasefire is when nobody is allowed to be mad at me

This is why I hate Vance even more than I hate Trump (and that bar is HIGH) Trump is a dyed-in-the-wool racist sexist child-abusing wannabe dictator. But he actually *believes* in those things. He stands for them. Vance stands for absolutely nothing. He's just an empty suit who hit a lick.

Cardinal Pierre was, from 2016 until earlier this year, the Apostolic Nuncio to the United States — i.e., the Vatican's ambassador to the U.S. Vance is Catholic, has made that fact a significant part of his public persona, and has a book on his conversion to Catholicism coming out this year.

"Everybody got a plan for navigating the strait until Iran punches them in the mouth"

the real ceasefire is the insider trades we made along the way

Six minutes apart!