So much happened before Dorothy dropped in

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I legitimately can’t believe she’s gone. What a massive gigantic shocking loss. Iconic doesn’t even begin to describe Catherine O'Hara, a true original and one of the most talented and funniest people to ever grace us with her presence. I’m so devastated 💔

It’s so nice when young men honor their elders

Jamie Lloyd’s OKLAHOMA

They worked the tf outta him. He can barely smile

I’m no longer looking respectfully

The most powerful kind of lesbian couple

Woofing and grrring and “hey handsome”ing like an idiot every time he’s on my screen

Big Bird if he slayed

The most annoying reality show contestant in history and it’s not up for debate

His web really does connect them all

Celebrating new year’s eve vs. paying rent the next morning

I know Ryan Murphy is somewhere out there furiously searching for a serial killer Connor Storrie can play since Dahmer’s been done already

He should’ve watched the road

We need a Heated Rivalry about Turkish oil wrestling

They’re coming out as a throuple

Shane’s dad: I can’t believe this has been going on for so long Shane’s mom: so when can we plan sponsorships for your coming out Shane: I’m having a panic attack Ilya:

Mom we broke the vase

Shane’s dad at the cottage:

We’re almost there

They raised me

All of us outside the cottage tonight:

The Grinch on Christmas:

My annual While You Were Sleeping rewatch… my annual Joe Jr. appreciation post

Tonight we celebrate the holiest night of all: the night Mary and Joseph arrived at Shane’s cottage

Starting to understand what it must’ve been like to be a Renaissance sculptor and having to stare at this kind of shit 24/7

The original Heated Rivalry

When you’re mean to me this is who you’re being mean to etc etc

Cinematic parallels

Rose Landry:

Ilya texting Shane “how’s your head” and Shane not replying “never had any complaints”… is he SURE he’s gay

An Emmy is not enough, I need Connor Storrie to win an Oscar, a Golden Globe, a SAG award, a lifetime achievement award, a Pulitzer, a MacArthur Grant,

“You get to exhale now, Shane”

Shapeshifter but all his shapes look like different variations of Czech Hunters

Me when hot guys flirt in my mentions

One of my favorite things in the whole world was finding out that Billy Crystal improvised the whole accent thing and when he asks Meg Ryan to repeat “I would be proud to partake of your pecan pie” she laughs and looks right at Rob Reiner off camera, but he just kept rolling

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Ru-dolph the red hosed SLAY deer

Happy birthday Dick Van Dyke

Somewhere out there the Drag Race writing crew is feverishly working on a “Heated Ru-valry” acting challenge for next season

🎶 two bros, chillin on the sofa, five feet apart cuz they’re not gay 🎶

They kept telling him he should be at the club and now look what happened

Frotting representation in tonight’s Heated Rivalry… sides everywhere are feeling seen tonight

They both went to the same place and got the haircut that makes you sad

“We noticed you from across the bar and we actually don’t give a shit. We’re going home together and don’t need you at all. Could you get out of the way please”

Okayyyyyy