They raised me

All of us outside the cottage tonight:

The Grinch on Christmas:

My annual While You Were Sleeping rewatch… my annual Joe Jr. appreciation post

Tonight we celebrate the holiest night of all: the night Mary and Joseph arrived at Shane’s cottage

Starting to understand what it must’ve been like to be a Renaissance sculptor and having to stare at this kind of shit 24/7

The original Heated Rivalry

When you’re mean to me this is who you’re being mean to etc etc

Cinematic parallels

Rose Landry:

Ilya texting Shane “how’s your head” and Shane not replying “never had any complaints”… is he SURE he’s gay

An Emmy is not enough, I need Connor Storrie to win an Oscar, a Golden Globe, a SAG award, a lifetime achievement award, a Pulitzer, a MacArthur Grant,

“You get to exhale now, Shane”

Shapeshifter but all his shapes look like different variations of Czech Hunters

Me when hot guys flirt in my mentions

One of my favorite things in the whole world was finding out that Billy Crystal improvised the whole accent thing and when he asks Meg Ryan to repeat “I would be proud to partake of your pecan pie” she laughs and looks right at Rob Reiner off camera, but he just kept rolling

💔

Ru-dolph the red hosed SLAY deer

Happy birthday Dick Van Dyke

Somewhere out there the Drag Race writing crew is feverishly working on a “Heated Ru-valry” acting challenge for next season

🎶 two bros, chillin on the sofa, five feet apart cuz they’re not gay 🎶

They kept telling him he should be at the club and now look what happened

Frotting representation in tonight’s Heated Rivalry… sides everywhere are feeling seen tonight

They both went to the same place and got the haircut that makes you sad

“We noticed you from across the bar and we actually don’t give a shit. We’re going home together and don’t need you at all. Could you get out of the way please”

Okayyyyyy

Nice rivalry you got there. Would be a shame if someone heated it

Very upset at Heated Rivalry episode 3 for making me emotionally invested in the relationship between two men with 8 packs and fully symmetrical faces

If I had a nickel for every time a show on HBO Max had a third episode that was a standalone episode featuring a devastating gay love story, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice

Nah they’re acting like nothing happened

“and that’s why WE take Descovy for PrEP”

Same energy

Everyone’s rightfully discussing his butt but we need to also discuss his acting ability because this really is an insane transformation

RIP Michelangelo you would’ve loved Heated Rivalry

Me when I won’t shut up

Eleka gobble gobble ah tum ah tum eleka gobble

“And coming down the parade route now, it’s Madame Morrible! Wait— she just flipped around… WICKED WITCH??”

Some of y’all afraid to be corny but I was born on the cob

How does Bert keep finding himself in these throuples

🎶 because I knew you I have been changed for good 🎶

“Is your dick burlap?”

Guests at Glinda’s wedding watching her walk down the aisle on all those butterflies

Well that was exactly what I would expect an adaptation of act 2 of Wicked to be lmao (I liked it overall and I think some of y’all are being harsh but that’s okay)

Now seated for Wicked act 2

Glenn Close in The Hunger Games:

I’ve always been obsessed with how “and just to clear the air I ask forgiveness for the things I’ve done you blame me for / but then I guess we know there’s blame to share” is such a non-apology from both of them

Look mom I’m acting