Just realized I get to see Wicked: For Good in exactly two weeks

The two princes in Into the Woods:

I’m gonna be totally honest and say I thought Dick Cheney was already dead

Already dark at 5 pm

Waking up at 6 am because of the time change

People in the real world looking at a gay man’s costume: oh that’s fun hahaha Gays online looking at a gay man’s costume:

I hate gay Halloween what do you mean you didn’t bother wearing a costume (or cleaning the mirror)

The Baker’s Wife meeting the Prince in the woods:

My villagers seeing me return after 5 years away:

It’s so beautiful to see the new generation embrace the Halloween traditions of our elders

Marie Antoinette feeding the French peasants:

The dad from Inside Out seeing all the guys dressed as him every Halloween:

Gays posting their Halloween costumes

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The scarecrow and the cowardly lion both being literal friends of Dorothy

The president really said be gay do crimes

Tr*mp releasing George Santos from prison:

He wants to be Ann Hathaway so bad

Tuning in just to see how they explain why the prince suddenly looks like handsome squidward

Meanwhile, on The Morning Show

People in the real world: hi how are you People on Twitter:

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Who’s gonna come hold my hand at WICKED: FOR GOOD

The Life of a Snowgirl

Government is shutdown yet I’m still forced to be at work

Heartbreak not feeling so good rn

From foot taker to foot giver… THAT’S character development

I won’t believe it until she recreates these photos

The way he waited to impose this until after Wicked: For Good finished production

The doors she has opened

Same energy

Waking up today to see nobody’s been raptured:

All of us getting raptured tomorrow

“Y'all wanna hear a story about why me and this bitch here fell out? It's kind of long but full of suspense”

Crazy how it’s a year later and she’s still looking right down the barrel of the camera to us, the viewers

The hottest to ever do it 💔

Tramell Tillman the Emmy Winner that you are

Miss Piggy

They have that sadness in their eyes that you only see in 19th century daguerreotype gay porn

This can’t be how I find out he was 10 years younger than me

Just when the world needs her most

🎶 TO HAND CRAFTED BEERS MADE IN LOCAL BREWERIES TO YOGA TO YOGURT TO RICE AND BEANS AND CHEESE 🎶

🎶 one short day 🎶