Chest pillows

Um wut?

Why does he look like a 48 year old lesbian comedian from SNL playing Harry Potter

Does a sleeve of Pez at 5:52 pm count as a nutritious lunch? Asking for me

I’m always surprised when hot men follow me

Once again working out

Caps Lock, Num Lock, and Scroll Lock feel like the legendary Pokemon trio of the keyboard

Work today

Hot take: I don’t think you should be allowed to publish a book while in the position of president or vice president apnews.com/article/jd-v...

How this Monday finds me

Post an image you can hear

There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series

My glasses came in!

Leg day

You know what sure

Out of curiosity i opened my copy of pokemon moon (i had apparently started a replay and hadn’t made it past the tutorial) and what the hell is my team???

***repost hog***

The way I took a better sluttier pic right after this 🤭

The left half of my bed feels empty

Who is the coolest woman in a movie?

Show somebody who rocks a hat & isn't Indiana Jones

Such an earworm

Desperately need a haircut

I will be abusing this emoji 🫪 Thank you for your time

I’m feeling personally victimized by v ups

Should I join Hevy?

[to the younger sibling] you need to believe me! The devils have put Father into a small box! He dances. He dances for them! He cannot hear my cries and I cannot free him

I’d love to be molecularly disassembled 👉👈

No one is looking at my work teams messages 😭 can you be shadow banned on teams???

Me on my way to my next crashout

Yeah I’m a plant gay The plants in question

It begins My rules: I can only catch the first pokemon each route and if I fail I’m not allowed to catch another

I still believe as a gay community we failed Emily Osment, and her music career

Bandwagoning' this shit: Assume something about me and I’ll tell you if it’s true or not.

👀 🐽 🫦

DLSS 5 off// on

Today’s mood:🐽🐽🐽🐽

If I did a pkmn crystal nuzlocke would you follow it

Government of people that peaked in high school

Eepy

It’s her day

Can we bring fun phones back

Who wrote this game😭😭😭😭😭

Since Ash calls Pikachu Pikachu, would that be the same as calling my dog dog?

Girl breakfast

Didn’t think I’d need to seriously use this image so soon 🙃

Running in 2 hours of sleep but I feel n top of my shit

Katy in this photo

Surprisingly a banger workout song