I’m not sharing the one because it’s special but here are the drafts

I’d like to order a fajita just for the attention

Me whenever I talk about ATLA

Is this something?

Digimon UP and Digimon Alysion release challenge

Hiii

Mamma Mia kinda night

What a day 😮‍💨

Need my Adderall and CRJ to carry me through today

Don’t you hate it when you think of an amazing punchline but no joke to accompany it

They sent Martha Stewart to jail for 5 months for having a chat with her broker and selling some stock to avoid about $45,000 in losses.

Cumconut

drop something cold

Good night

NVM ITS BACKKKKKKK

They updated the recording and said no power until “Sunday July 5th at 4pm” 😭😭😭😭😭

No power… no ac… and the fireworks are upsetting the dogs… is this what hell feels like?

Fine I guess I’ll do FCF

post yourself in your “twink” era Does this count as twink?

Me after falling into the vat of nuclear waste

It’s so hot 😭

Chat should I sit on this

Remember floam?

SHE LET ME TAKE HIM HOMEEEEEE

Sent oomf a snap live from the b dubs bathroom

There’s a kindness in his eyes

You should all give me attention In return I give you nothing

I’m drunk

Drunk enough that that notify anyway button looking pretty damn enticing 🤭🤭🤭

It’s heeeereeeee

Happy Wednesday (my Thursday)

it’s july 1

Tuesdays feel like such good lil menty b days, you know?

We're here at The Great American State Fair where thousands have gathered to celebrate our nation's birthday with performances and fun events!

A proposed rule fueled by Trump’s conspiracy theories would require the USPS to keep a list of voters it believes should be allowed to vote by mail—and give them the power to hold those ballots hostage. Urge them to say NO and help protect voting by mail: act.standupamerica.com/letters/cte-...

We need a constitution for bluesky… We can call it the Magna Cunta

MEEEE

It’s 10pm on a Friday, why aren’t you in my bed

And with that the workweek is over and Nick returns to his natural habitat… his bed

The way i always have to double check i didn’t type Brian instead of brain and viceversa

4 pokemon characters i'd let hit Find the fake 🤭

Saw a man on instagram that makes me *spongebob dolphin noises*

I miss this smell

I need help… KOTOR or Jade Empire tonight?

Anyway rediscovering this while sober… Drunk Nick has gammmmmeee

Kids are gonna need to know how to type more than one number, Mario.

EVERYONE STOP WHAT THEYRE DOING RIGHT NOW MOTHER IS COMING BACK

Work got busy and now I don’t have enough time to sneak to McDonald’s for breakfast

You know what would fix me?