inside you are two airbuds

litigate palworld and not this, got it

New Taylor and new Digimon game in the same week…. It’s gonna be a big week for annoying people (me)

Subtly downgrade a band. The Mall Cops

I need to be called a good boy or I will wither and die

All of us getting raptured tomorrow

Eepy

I lived!!

I’m still not going back to Hulu

Gonna go to a gym for the first time in my life today… kinda nervous

Probably a good thing I never pursued a car design career 😭😭😭

Bed before 9 on a Friday??? More likely than you think

It continues to smell like fascism in the states and that makes it hard to stay positive- but at least there’s gay

New camera got me looking ROUGH besties

It’s so pretty

...that was only announced a week ago lol

Canceled Hulu 😊

Long day but got a cute hoodie

G’night

With the 8x zoom on the new iPhone maybe I’ll finally take a dick pic 🤔

found my halloween costume

Favorite tv shows of all time 👾 Digimon 💁‍♀️Desperate Housewives 🐆The Nanny 🌼Pushing Dasies

Sega does what Nintendon't is back lmao

Feel like the term comedian is being used very loosely here

I haven’t used it in months upon months. I kept the account locked and on private because I have a hard ass time with change but it was time to put it to rest permanently

Eeepy and a headache 😭

Seeing the recent Starter Pack drama is so wild cuz they're inherently cliquey Anyway here's my Starter Pack called People Who Don't Spiral an-

IM DRUNK

Hmm.

It’s hot to wash your face

Welp I preordered the iPhone

Sooo media and moderators can we talk about how the right tried to incite violence against the left by blaming the left for what the facts are clearly saying isn’t the left’s fault?

never felt more disappointed in organizations and individuals then I do now seeing their reactions to a nazi being killed. “he was a father” boo fucking hoo we’ve had thousands of kids murdered in their schools without a peep, without any repercussions. spare me the crocodile tears

At this point if you’re more angered by people not being sufficiently deferential about a dead bigot than the words that bigot said in life then you should fuck off until you grow up

Republicans are very much a party that claims “you can’t tell me how and what to feel” while trying to tell everyone else how and what to feel

And back to our regular scheduled programming

I get that politicians and talking heads on the left aren’t going to come out and say they support political violence or disparage Kirk but to release statements sympathising and sending prayers to someone who was against the civil rights act and Martin Luther King Jr … sometimes just say nothing

“i didn’t agree with him on everything, but-“ hey, mind telling me what you agreed with him on exactly?

How do you answer the phone

New Jubilee Video Features Charlie Kirk vs. 20 Screeching Demons in Hell hard-drive.net/hd/politics/...

Reminder: I'm under no obligation to mourn anyone who actively wishes to see LGBTQ+ people erased from this planet, among a litany of other horrible stances they likely have. So, yes, I will celebrate if he's gone.

I trimmed

“Think back to your childhood. Do you remember when the anxiety started?”

Almost forgot the L when typing out lmaooooooo

I’m on an on camera meeting and my neck looks thin but my head looks large

Sunday scaries are setting in

Sunday scaries are setting in