no one: crystal methyd:

Billlie is becoming, or possibly has been for a while, one of my favourite kpop groups. They’re literally incapable of being chopped

Le Sserafim shines the best when they are doing house (crazy) or pop punk (no celestial). Their forays into other genres have been okay but definitely not as successful imo.

finally my tattoo isn’t peeling and ugly anymore !

Recently I’ve been thinking a lot about Liz Truss. Sis became prime minister, killed the queen, crashed the economy, and then left. All in a shorter amount of time than it takes for a new tattoo to fully heal. Diva behaviour if I’ve ever seen it

THIS IS A DAWN STAN ACCOUNT

hello! this is a video of me playing superscar by adéla

Does anyone else remember when the lead singer of Neon Trees dropped the cuntiest gay religious angst synthpop album of all time

oh yeah look at my new tattoo yall ❤️ it’s Paramore inspired

i don’t wanna do work i wanna huff poppers and goon all day

This is a Dawn stan account until further notice. She’s literally just like me for real. I love that elf sm

MUNA making a song that explicitly calls out the Palestinian genocide… I know that’s fuckin right. That’s MY band.

would yall believe my dad of all people took this

trump killed a low cost airline?! RIP jujubee

“Call me the k g biiiiiiiitch” has been my go to vocal stim literally all week 😭

They’re soooooo gonna make Morphine and Dawn lip sync again lmao

Don’t skip! Post yourself in another country

It’s so funny how hard Demi Lovato is trying to be Charli XCX btw

Demi Lovato was great but I came out of this show a newly minted stan of Adéla. I have never been so impressed by an opener that I didnt know much about before, my jaw was on the floor her whole set. If we dont see her selling out arenas in a few years I will be VERY surprised. What an absolute star

I’m seeing Demi Lovato tonight cuz work gave me freebies and I literally forgot how much of a bop Heart Attack and Cool For The Summer are. Wow my elder Gen Z ass gonna be living I think

bum :)

Men at the gym who have just the slightest hint of nipple poking out from under their tank tops >>>>>

Last night was so funny because I went to see Oh Wonder in concert, and it was a really cute, lovely, soft, sentimental time, and immediately after that I left to go to BUTT BUDDIES, the BUTT themed BUTT party where there were lots of BUTTS

It’s so crazy how sexy confidence actually is. Literally as soon as I start feeling good about myself I feel other people seeing that in me and being more drawn to me as well

you guys like v lines right

Well, you know what to do

body kinda giving tea today idk

ive been overcome with a sudden urge to have a man firmly grip my neck with his strong hands

Happy 20 year anniversary to Neil banging out the tunes 🥹

i bottomed every day for the last five days… not beating the ran through allegations i fear

leg day ☑️

I can’t believe I’m going to live my whole life having never passed the bechdel test

I, like everyone else, was pretty shocked and outraged when Jane was eliminated off of Drag Race, but I think my hot take is that I’m glad that it happened that way. Could the elimination have been set up better? Yes, but imo the three finalists all had much more interesting character arcs than her

Hayley Williams I will always love you

i made it out to the gym this morning before work which means i’m horny now

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president’s here, and he’s horny ✌️

in your professional life you are allowed to be disorganized OR uptight. you can be somewhat forgiven for being one of those things if you are unequivocally not the other thing. someone who is both is the worst kind of person to work with. DO NOT BE BOTH.

baby’s first time riding the eglinton LRT

this is SO gen 2 coded i liveeee

oh yeah we saw twice btw

my saturn return just started and although the first challenge it’s thrown at me was VERY hard to navigate and i DID cry i have surmounted it with grace, poise, and intelligence! take that saturn!!!

How it feels to shower after having a holter monitor on for 7 days:

Is this what happens when you give Kodaka and Uchikoshi free will

new gorillaz album out today !

I love The White Lotus

If I had a nickel for every time a Mexican queen on an international Drag Race franchise went home after losing a lip sync to a queen from Sweden where the song had no words, I’d have two nickels

I’ve just started playing The Hundred Line and Yugamu is my favourite. Love that murderous twink

i just remembered that i have a whole masters degree complete with a 126-page dissertation and am wondering how in the hell i ever managed to do all that