body tea

yall know what time it is ngl.link/alolanfloatz...

i am back in toronto and i also got a haircut

If you’re discreet maybe grow up idk

Toronto men are so annoying to schedule dates/hangouts/hookups with and I didn’t realize how truly annoying they are until I started making plans with my Denver friends this last visit

Economy Win! Local Man Does Groceries And Manages To Keep It Under $150

it’s so annoying how my posts that get the most engagement on here are the stupid jokes i make. i’d rather be objectified for my body

how i feel about the dodgers winning the world series is probably similar to how i would’ve felt if Kandy Muse won All Stars 8 instead of Jimbo. just so the gay people can understand where we’re coming from

im not allowed at the vietnamese restaurant anymore… they bannhed mi :(

im fucking devastated

happy Halloween from your dads uwu 🌕☀️

miss winky

it’s my birthday and i am accepting nudes just so everyone knows

update: still a baseball fan and HOLY FUCK THE JAYS COULD WIN THE WORLD SERIES.

i think about this tumblr post regularly

hey :)

i continue to be a baseball fan

me when people are surprised that i’m on excellent terms with my ex:

watching @nixostorme.bsky.social explain to his coworkers that he met both their boss AND his fiancé through his ex boyfriend who is also their boss’ current boyfriend has been the highlight of my week i think

sami landri is on canada’s drag race?!?!??! THE chiac diva????? im fucking gagging

unfortunately after last night i have to admit that i am a baseball fan now

we went on a hike yesterday !

the fuck do you mean panic at the disco is updating their socials again

i went from being a total stranger to this cat to her curling up and snoozing in my lap every morning 🥺

it’s the freaking weeking baby

💕💕💕

I hooked up with a friend of mine tonight and I hadn’t seen him in a bit so in that time he’d moved and changed a lot of things about his space. After we finished he walked over to this little box and pulled out a HOT STEAMING TOWEL to wipe myself off with. Talk about deluxe treatment.

great news everyone

i miss Magic Man

sometimes i go on twitter cuz i still have my other account that i post on sometimes there and then i see some deranged argument about whether or not a kpop idol i used to like actually meant it or not when they said the f slur on a live stream and then i simply have to close twitter

i see my boyfriend again tomorrow :)

All this Taylor/Charli discourse is really renewing my appreciation for Girl, So Confusing. What an incredible song by two incredible women.

my list of people who i want to invite to my birthday party is so freaking long and i feel bad about cutting people 😭 being popular is so hard and annoying 😭

bebbi

it’s crazy how much my mood can be lifted by finding a song to listen to that fits the vibes perfectly

gear night last night :)

[Hornier than I’ve ever been in my entire life] yeah I’ve been good! How are you doing

i got a cute boy’s number today so basically i can die happy now

it’s interesting how i get asked “where are you from” waaaaaay more often by native born asians than white people. there’s a conversation to be had there somewhere.

Word cannot express how beyond proud I am of Suki Doll for representing Canada and the diaspora community on Slaysian Royale. She is so talented and such a class act

i went to steamworks yesterday and ran into a friend who bent me over one of the sex benches and started inviting other men to fuck me and it was in that moment where i realized i may in fact be a slut

I think if you play music out loud on public transit you should go to jail for life with no possibility of parole

i think that taylor swift shouldn’t have broken up with Matty Healy. he would’ve encouraged her to go balls to the wall with her fake deep pseudo esoteric bullshit that she started leaning into around that time and maybe she would’ve made actual good music

love of my life 👉👈

my hot take is that if you’re sending me a sexy photo and there is a toilet visible anywhere you should go to jail

ok i listened to life of a showgirl just to give miss taylor benefit of the doubt and the first bit of it was cute but you cannot tell me that i am supposed to take her seriously as an artist after that cancelled song

If you receive a package in the mail in Barcelona, you then become a Parcel Owner

when you go to europe you simply must hide like a gremlin in a watchtower

it was a beautiful day in Valencia today :3