I really want a full day of heavy rain that would fix me

“Do you want that for here or to go?” “Well we’re gonna be walking down the street, so whatever that is.” “…so to go?”

Vibesssss

Love seeing my photography in the wild. Hire me to take your gay ass photos (lovingly)

Outtake from our engagement photos. We thought bluesky would like it @colbydc.bsky.social

I highly recommend everyone job hunt while also apartment hunting while also wedding planning

Tweaked my neck in my sleep and I don’t know how I’m gonna do my job today, but there’s literally no one available to cover 😑

rizgod working with cirie, dee, and kamilla #survivor50

mama a girl behind you @nixostorme.bsky.social

still no family resemblance smdh

I found Nini Coco’s drag daughter

Obligatory “gay powers restored!” post

It’s a beautiful (windy) day in the mountains 🏔️ hiked Mount Sniktau today, 13,240 ft with @nixostorme.bsky.social

I’ve had a *christian song from my christian childhood* stuck in my head all day lmao

Girls I’m so close to my weekend I’m so ready for it 😫

Hotel blocks set! I need to do a BIG shoutout to @gaygayron.bsky.social for his help with this. He & his man opened an event planning business & made the process so easy. On top of him quickly becoming an incredibly dear friend, if you live in Denver & need an event planner, can’t recommend more <3

thank you to the big tall gay guy at my work right now for having big beautiful boobies

Final Day in Colorado. Indian Hot Springs @nixostorme.bsky.social @colbydc.bsky.social ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Another day, another job rejection 🫠

Who wants to come pull the fire alarm at my job?!

Apparently I’m still the contact for the burglar alarm company for the coffee shop I managed in uhhhhh 2018

Ugh I have to work during Survivor tonight. If I get spoiled I’m gonna be so mad

weather feels like I should be watching live feeds rn😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

Can’t wait to call my mom and complain for 45 minutes later 🙂

Getting fitted for my wedding suit today 🥹

help I’m sick everyone feel sorry for me

Snowwwwwww 😍

No one at the food hall I work at knows how to reply to emails without including everyone, and it’s shit like this

Sometimes I’m too midwestern, I feel like such a burden asking for things and it’s my WEDDING REGISTRY lmao

I get cuddles from Yoshi this morning

The horrors? Don’t know them @colbydc.bsky.social

I only have to get through 2:30 and then I have a 3 day weekend 😁😁😁

There’s a special place in hell for me people who try to order while on the phone and act annoyed at YOU for interrupting their phone call with questions

Happy #Survivor50 day to those who celebrate

5 hours down, 5 to go

I love men

Genuinely don’t have good customer service in me today 🫠

I hate myself for not getting Taco Bell on my way home

My coworker asked what I’m seeing tonight (The Moment) and when I explained it to her she said “I love you but that is so gay” yeah girl why do you think I’m seeing it!!

I love to throw job applications into the universe and hope that even one person responds

Nice lil hike, crazy to be wearing shorts hiking in February

tr*mp at every cabinet meeting

*falls asleep at the function*

The bar has transitioned from playing gay bops to playing songs that play every single day at my work

Mandatory date night 💘 @colbydc.bsky.social

Throwback to a Valentine’s Date with @colbydc.bsky.social

Getting coffee and going to an antique mall with my sister would fix me

Love a good bath #fcf

My boss loves nothing more than to text me “Hi Colby” before a 5 minute break without sending anything else 😑