something *very promising* career-wise fell into my lap this morning. Trying not to get my hopes up too high, but !!!

Category is: players pushed by Big Brother production #BB28

Yes we made charcuterie in honor of mother Angela #bb28

No but what do you mean you ended your season premiere by bringing in a former winner who you hosed in one of the worst twists of all time and then have a velociraptor lead her to a volcano and KILL HER #BB28

Block #bb28 if you don’t follow me for reality TV, it’s about to get annoying up in here

Anybody want cake? #BB28

I’m gonna need this job to go ahead and send me the email that I’m hired

mother angela confirmed #bb28

My family invited me along on their vacation to Destin, FL but I didn’t go because of time/money/having just gotten married and moving to a new place. So tell me why they’re now sending me pics from NEW ORLEANS?!

I now have TWO interviews tomorrow 👉🏼😎👉🏼

Ok I’m in the theater now for Leviticus!

I have a job interview Monday! It’s still in coffee, but much closer to my new apartment 😊 feeling good!!

“she goes on to clarify” is so funny here bc respectfully it’s never been less clear 💀 #bb28

#bb28: Julie's stoned

Julie what are we even saying here?? #bb28

Happy #BB28 month we’re almost there besties

Love getting our random health inspection at the shop on an already stressful day

We don’t talk enough about the struggle of being a non-napper in a relationship with a sleepy boy

Kitties are feeling cautiously optimistic about the new home

It’s a great day to get a full STI screening!

Gen Z coworker is doing the crossword on her computer during this slow shift by literally just button smashing her keyboard until she gets letters in the right place 🫠 “I’m making record time!!”

I momentarily had a shift scheduled during Denver Pride and I was so pissed, but I just got it covered 🥳🥳 let’s go girls

Red rocks was pretty amazing last night @nixostorme.bsky.social @billspeaks.bsky.social

Genuinely having the most frustrating morning at work 😑 got the keys to the new apartment today, I just wanna be there, but instead I’m soloing a busy ass shift because my coworker is sick

It’s so slow at work and I have SO MUCH to do at home but I really need to make money

I should say “are you watching???” during Big Brother season the way that these customers keep asking me about the World Cup #bb28

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Well here is a little video from the wedding reception :) once again cannot thank @gaygayron.bsky.social & his husband with their business Emerald Ave Productions for helping curate such a beautiful evening. Give Emerald Ave a follow on insta, and I highly recommend them for event planning services

I’m not ready to be back in customer service mode yet 😑

Signed marriage license turned in 🙂‍↕️ it’s legally official y’all. He’s stuck with me.

About 2 years ago, I learned a longtime tumblr mutual lived about ten minutes from where I moved in Colorado. We met for coffee, speed up to now I am going to their award ceremonies & they are spontaneously MCing my wedding reception. Happy birthday to @vanitycomplex.bsky.social <3 a very loved soul

Oh what a night ✨ @colbydc.bsky.social

And just like that! They’re married! @nixostorme.bsky.social @colbydc.bsky.social

I’m not crying you’re crying (I’m sobbing) @nixostorme.bsky.social and @colbydc.bsky.social I love you both so much and I am so happy for you. Congratulations 💞💞💞💞💞

Happy nuptials day to the amazing and sweet @colbydc.bsky.social & @nixostorme.bsky.social 💒💑

two of my favourite people in the whole wide world!!! congrats @nixostorme.bsky.social @colbydc.bsky.social

@nixostorme.bsky.social @colbydc.bsky.social Happy Wedding Day Nic and Colby enjoy minute of your special day boys🌈🎊 have a fab wedding ceremony try not to cry (much) during the vows and have an awesome party to celebrate a day you will always remember cheers to love 🌈❤️🥂😘😘

I’ve been stressing about writing my vows, and then they just came out in a 15 minute stream of consciousness

2nd 14er done! @nixostorme.bsky.social

The best part about being in an open relationship is texting him about the hot men I see at work

God I hope work is busier today. I’ve been standing around all week

Got a cute little watercolor as a tip, then realized there’s a Bible verse and a link to the Jehovah’s Witness website on the back 🤦🏻‍♀️

Bear Peak kicked my ass this morning, and there weren’t even any bears

He falls asleep grabbing my tit sometimes @colbydc.bsky.social

Post-work pool vibes

Happy last day you’re allowed to be straight until July

I can’t stop waking up 2 hours before my alarm every day and not being able to fall back asleep

Painting Zucks megayacht on Lake Union last night 🔥

Just spent waaay too much money on healthy food at the grocery store but we gotta get this waist snatched and this cholesterol down

#fcf from my bath the other day