Beautiful morning solo hike

Just sat down for Send Help, very hype for this one

My workplace is donating 100% of sales today 🥲 I know I post a lot about wanting a better job but I do work for really great people

I’m pregnant #traitorsus

I really wish I could tell customers “maybe you just don’t like coffee” when their latte is still “too strong” after NINE PUMPS of syrup

God I need my paycheck to not suck, but work is SO SLOW and it makes it so hard to stay

#humpday shots for ya :)

Very rude of the job I applied to on Friday to not have hired me yet

Kitty cat purrs 🥰

I have NEVER seen my husband’s hidden will before

30 minutes after starting my shift, my delivery driver knocked over a case of milk in the walk in so I got to clean 4 gallons of milk off the floor ☠️

Don’t forget: all ICE agents are going to hell

My last two brain cells. #traitors

I just wanna cozy up with a blankey and watch all the Oscars noms now, but work

The parallel parking job I just did would make Mama Ru so proud 💅🏼💅🏼

Was gonna go to the gym today, but my stomach feels like I ate Jimmy John’s at 9 PM because I ate Jimmy John’s at 9 PM, and also there’s a Yoshi on my lap

Just a little cuddle bug

Tell me why one of the people I’m supposed to interview today has like 3 jobs on her resume that she quit within a month ☠️☠️

My boss asked me casually a month or so ago if I’d be able to do interviews for new staff, I said yes. Didn’t hear anything until today that I will be interviewing ✨3 candidates✨ tomorrow. Both my bosses are out of the country, so I guess we’re winging it 😑🙃 back to work on that resume

Went up South Boulder Peak this morning 🥵

I don’t understand how you can order a coffee and forget to pick it up? Like actually walk up to a counter and order and then leave without it. It happens way more than you’d think

Yoshi has never been that cuddly of a cat, but since she got sick & recovered last week, she’s such a sweetie pie baby angel. Even sleeping with me at night and cuddling on my chest. Maybe she can sense I threw down $800 on her at the vet 🙄

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Welp that’s one more dead body than I’d hoped to see today

Got a lot of good engagement photos, but here is definitely the most fun one: post-bottomless mimosas @colbydc.bsky.social (photocredit @vanitycomplex.bsky.social)

I just woke up to the girl I’ve been training having quit. So now I have to rearrange my whole week and my days off to cover for her 😵‍💫

One of the backdrops for our engagement photos

PLEASE bring him back next year. I was so excited for his reality tv comeback #TheTraitorsUS

Updating my resume once againnnnn

Happy Traitors day to all who celebrate

Since we’ve been wedding planning all of my ads have been wedding themed. This one’s…interesting

First hike of 2026 was nice

V candid

I wuvvvv my baby Yoshi

Feeling so much less doom and gloom about this today, but still if anyone in the Denver area knows anyone hiring cute boys hmu 🥵

Not gonna not post on the first #fcf of the year

One of those days where you wake up with the strongest urge to quit your job, but I have no idea what I would even do for work 🫠

You know exactly how a conversation is about to go when a customer says, “I’m not trying to be a bitch, but…”

The post-Christmas rushes these last couple of days have been so, so brutal. I’m so happy I have the apartment to myself so I can just have introvert times after work 😵‍💫

streaming horror movie recommendations! Go!

this hike easily top 5 @nixostorme.bsky.social

“For here or to go?” Is such a tough concept for old people. I don’t care where you sit or what you do after you leave my counter, I just want to know if you want a paper cup or a mug

I hate closing shifts because what do you mean I still have 3 hours of work left?!

‼️new box‼️

Did bath btw

✨the baby girls✨

My work is *right* outside of the area that’s supposed to be affected by planned outages today, so most likely no excuse to get off early

Okie I did one

Just realized that Pastor Glen from Letterkenny made the gay hockey show

Stunning views @nixostorme.bsky.social