Also @pettersen.house.gov

if trump is as susceptible as people say (he is) then for one brief shining moment immediately after this meeting concludes and before he talks to anyone else donald trump will be a communist too

Happy internation men's day to trans men only

Now why did I have a nightmare about Meredith Monk being a serial killer trying to murder me

got my hands on the first page of the newly released Epstein files. lots to dig into here.

The cousin from Bugonia deserves a best supporting actor nomination

Jokes on you I’m gay both for real and for the bit

Denver! Who’s going to #otterj tonight?

The best laid plans of mice and men often go fucking batshit. just off the goddamn rails

If I were a late night talk show host I would want my backdrop to be random buildings that make up a nonexistent skyline so people would freak out trying to figure out where I’m supposed to be.

Trump Says Epstein Emails Only Prove He One Of The Most Emailed-About Men In History — theonion.com/trump-says-e...

I don’t think Gamefreak ever got enough heat for the unhinged decision to include two starter Pokémon from the same region in Z-A. Logically the next legends game should have Snivy, Litten, and Popplio, but I’m guessing there’s zero chance they do that since it would almost make sense!

Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes. Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.

Need everyone to understand that gay marriage is very much not safe. The recent petition was never seriously being considered because Kim’s case is just that weak. Conservatives on SCOTUS are waiting for a stronger case to overturn Obergefell and have every intention to do so.

So apparently my dad’s cancer went into remission over a month ago and just?? Nobody told me???

Not to be gay or whatever but I love my friends 🥹

If the Mamdani exit polls weren’t enough for you — young men aren’t conservative! 2024 was a turnout & policy failure. Young men simply aren’t going to vote for the neoliberal status quo that is robbing them blind. You want to win young men? Run with a vision of progressive change, like Mamdani

These are CURRENT RANKINGS ONLY and should not be considered definitive. Except Bewear, Goodra, Arcanine, and probably Umbreon. Those are pretty much locked in.

I thought this Washington Post headline about Elon Musk needed a bit of context.

i think we can justifiably slice this thinner. trans issues are of very low salience to the voters democrats need to win on their right flank, and of very high salience to the voters democrats need to win on their left flank

Didn’t want to go to the gym. Went to the gym. The Subway is playing. Checkmate atheists

if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam

The way I’m absolutely cumming rn

"Breaking: Sexless, godless freaks leave homes for first time to support socialism"

Good lol

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

I LOVED Bugonia but please tell me I’m not the only one who saw the ending coming from a mile away 😅

Nancy Mace is now pushing anti-gay slogans from the 80s. “Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve,” she said on twitter, despite having voted for gay marriage twice. Anti-trans panic always spreads to the rest of the LGBTQ+ community. The latest from S. Baum. Subscribe to support our journalism.

Self-hating thoughts are strong today and I have no idea why 🤡

Life is so unfair

Welp the website we use for all of our documentation is down so I got to leave work early today !

honestly the only piece worth reading on the platner situation. @tressiemcphd.bsky.social is absolutely cooking here. (gift link)

Some of you

They should invent a new type of man who can communicate and doesn’t suck

Do they have Hershey’s kisses with pretzels in them? Can I have one?

More sex

Republicans: “Get ready for Trump to get a 3rd term” Democrats: “Let’s hold a press conference” WE. NEED. A. GENERAL. STRIKE.

it’s funny how the attacks levied last night against zohran mamdani by andrew cuomo more accurately describe stephen miller — totally inexperienced, deeply ideological, surrounded by antisemites, speaks like he’s talking exclusively to the internet, will bring about a policy nightmare, etc.

it's wild to me that we have a letter from 850+ rabbis denouncing zohran mamdani for things he never said and positions he never took while no such letter has been written condemning stephen miller for claiming to "defend jewish values" while being an utter fucking nazi and dismantling our democracy

Uh oh! I got a stigmata!

Seated af 😌

I can definitely believe there are people out there dumb enough to not know what their own tattoos are but I also wouldn’t vote for them

The Trump organization needs to be bankrupted, dismantled, imprisoned, the earth salted beneath their feet. This is a corrupt cartel that has screwed over every person on Earth and others will follow their lead unless there are consequences.

Work is gaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy

(Donald Trump signs executive order creating the Department of Fucking Mike Johnson’s Wife) Mike Johnson: What President Trump is communicating is that he has consistently taken care of and delivered for American women

The GOP prayer about America's racist history: That didn't happen. And if it did, it wasn't that bad. And if it was, that's not a big deal. And if it is, that's not my fault. And if it was, I didn't mean it. And if I did, you deserved it. We're at the end of the prayer, btw.

ICE is now the 13th largest military in the world on its own. Never ever accept the lie we cannot pay for Universal Healthcare.

If I never see another goddamned skircle again it’ll be far too soon