My friend just opened his 10-year anniversary lootbox that has 4 guaranteed Legendary skins in it and he got 3 skins for Hanzo LMFAOOOO

what is my crime? fancying men in cosplay?those beefy nerdy men in cosplay!? LOCK ME UP THEN

JUST GOT JUMP SCARED ON MY FYP, GET AWAY FROM ME, GET AWAY!!!! 🤺🤺🤺🤺 DEMON, DEMON!!!

All Bidoofs go to heaven

Been watching uhTrance’s video on investigating and catching out a Resident Evil “challenge runner” cheating in every video he makes and honestly cheaters (in any context) piss me off SO bad. I’d rather just be completely shit at something than ever stoop to installing cheats lmfao

“It looks like you might be searching for a show or band!” yeah, sure!

Do you think that if everyone on Earth jumped at the EXACT same time it would jolt some talent into James Corden?

I’m very gay but Domina from Overwatch….. awooga as they say! awooga!!!

A very important Overwatch tier list

Summer Game Fest is so close I can TASTE the Legacy of Atlantis news… gonna squirt…

Convinced you could actually swim in my armpits rn so that’s fun

I got Vendetta’s pixel spray (the 5 onslaught stacks for 30 seconds challenge) and low key screamed cos I can NOT play this fuckin hero 😂

why is it 31 degrees!? that’s 30 higher than my IQ i can’t stand this

far too warm and sweaty but i’m too scared of bugs to open my window and too scared of ghosts eating my ass again to sleep naked

Watched the Mario Galaxy movie, i’m easily entertained when it comes to animated films so I enjoyed it! 🙂‍↕️

I keep getting H2O stuff now cos of course, and my god baby gay 13 y.o me had such a fuckin HUGE crush on season 2/3 Lewis

Got like 10 hours, thank u to my believers ❤️ not you james corden you can choke

You know what everything in my life started to go bad when Charlotte became a mermaid in H2O: Just Add Water like i’ve never recovered from the anger it lit within me. When she took Cleo’s necklace ooooooh it boiled my PISS. TOOK HER NECKLACE AND HER MAN omg am ragin thinkin about her. Am off to bed

me: i’m exhausted i need to sleep now desperately also me: hi google how can i hex the sun

I don’t fuck w summer im sorry but i am the biggest bitch alive during it. i don’t like the SUN, i don’t like BUGS, i don’t like people ENJOYING THEMSELVES!!!!!!

Why does my weather app say mondays heat is gonna be in the red….. don’t fucking play with me i swear to god 😭😭

if i don’t sleep tonight i actually think i might die so y’know, pray for whichever way you want it to go for me 🙏🏻

No numbers, still poor. See you next week!

I give u: 1 kiss kiss, u give me: kinder bueno its good trade

For euthanasia ❤️

the eldest brother…. (shudder) is coming over in july, i’ve just been informed. pls. i need someone to come kidnap me for a few days when that happens 😭😭 i can’t deal with it he stresses me out so bad

the absolute devastation when u hear a small part of a song thats a vibe in a video and then go to listen to the full thing and discover the rest of it is absolute garbage

Another saturday. Another manifestation. Do I even actually want the money or do I just wanna do this? we’ll never know

hey sorry i snapped at you there were lots of noises happening and i could feel my clothes on my skin

Tomb Raider 1 main theme so beautiful i’d have it play at my wedding (lol as if there’ll ever be one) i’m so serious 😤 and my future hubby will LIKE IT

“ask uncle connor to get you some ice cream” uncle connor paid for that ice cream so that uncle connor could eat it now fuck off u little bastards

brother still owes me £20 but has gone round shop to buy a load of alcohol for everyone else…. bitch…. where…. is my money…..

I was having a wonderful day doing nothing but complain about the heat and its now been ruined by family popping around. Can a man not sulk in peace anymore? We used to be a society

Of all the fuckin skins to get in my OWCS lootbox…….. ur takin the piss 😭😭😭

cocks AND balls

It’s 5am and I have once again given up on trying to get to sleep. Know what I haven’t given up on? Chaka Khan, so stream Chakzilla.

Every level in TR2 from Tibetan Foothills onwards is just *chef’s kiss* peak Tomb Raider. This entire stretch of the game is like a reward for enduring the Maria Doria chapter (which is shit x)

golden nuggets are my fave cereal purely because they’re the only way i have balls in my mouth these days

Fav starters; Gen 1: Squirtle Gen 2: Totodile Gen 3: Torchic/Treecko Gen 4: Piplup Gen 5: Oshawott Gen 6: Froakie Gen 7: Popplio Gen 8: Sobble Gen 9: Quaxly Gen 10: the gay water one 💦💦💦

too warm to even think about men. this is serious…..

anyone who wished for this hot weather i cast a PLAGUE upon your house, A PLAGUE

My little psychopath ❤️❤️

Its really warm today, so I checked the weather app and it seems that the warms here to stay for the foreseeable. So there’s only one option. I must kill myself!

8 out of 10 cats does countdown is on and family’s laughing at me over the maths round, cos god forbid a guy gets 75 x 10 wrong!!!!! i failed my maths gcse twice!!!! i’m better looking than all of them anyway so whatever

she just makes me :)

interactions between me and my moots

Burnt myself on the air fryer I really can’t do anything right. FUCK YOU JAMES CORDEN!!!!!

I khan’t catch a break

News flash!! Richard Gadd has been added to my dream eiffel tower rotation. That’s all, carry on.