Me saying ppl can add me on PlayStation but then realising I had friend requests blocked smile

Hopping on this, I do love me some video game trends

Korok’s have the best lives ever what do you mean they get to just play hide and seek all day, give people that find them their poo and then go back to live in the forest? i wanna be a Korok :(

unknown caller pestering me…. Who da FAWK dare to call me, when i’m sow BEEZY

Tried for an hour but can’t be arsed anymore actually its too hard

Gonna try something new and challenging every day. Today’s thing is “being kind”.

What happened to “good morning”? “Hi how are you?”

Not now i’m doing crossword puzzles babes

every day you guys come on here and test my patience xxxxx

???????????? top 10 unexpected plot twists

watching the news and, without saying names, i beg he fucking dies soon 🍊🦅

hope they do combo deals for cosmetic surgery like when i buy my new nose and jaw i can get my eyelids done for free or something 😍

If I ever went missing or summat and discovered the news were using a photo where u could kinda see my side profile i’d get myself out of whatever situation i was in so fast to get that off the air

gay and lispy 😭

“I literally just zone you out and pay no attention when you start” - friendo on me asking if he enjoys me saying “TYAH MAWKS TYAH MAWKS” (iykyk) every 5 seconds

Can’t wait for my friend to get in voice chat so I can bombard him with 84 vocal stims at once because i’m that way out today and make him regret ever befriending me

Surely I was close though

Chaka Khan could solo Thanos with just her aura

Morning guys! Finally got back into my account after being hacked for a whole year. That damn hacker was posting so much crazy nonsense on here, but i’m back now to talk about christianity and how much i love my girlfriend!

Like Alix’s delivery is SO GOOD even in just the trailers she’s gonna kill it in the full game and be one of my faves I can already tell. I’m so geeked for Legacy to release I think about it all the fucking time LMFAO

Watching the Legacy of Atlantis trailer again and honestly when Lara says “but it lit a fire… that still burns…” it makes me all fuckin gooey inside and giddy like she loves this crazy shit she gets up to and I love her and i’m so EXCITED SHES BACKKKKK LARA CROFT I LOVE YOU!

toadette would be a cooler character if she had a gimp suit

i so badly miss when me and my best friend would go for late night drives in our underwear to steal things from convenience stores 😭😭 (This may have been in Grand Theft Auto V)

I’ve lost a tiny bit of weight recently and am really scared that this wind is gonna blow me away now because i’m so skinny and petite :(

Really sniffly and sneezy today 😤 Hope James Corden gets constipation

calling child line at the big age of 30 cos no one has bought me an easter egg

Not to be absolutely filthy on main but I just spelt embarrass right on the first try for the first time I think ever. Yeah I know, PLEASE put your pants back on fellas.

Okay i’m going to bed much more smiley than I have been through the day so 🥰🥰!!! I’m stepping AWAY from the edge!!

I’ve been watching Dashie’s gameplay videos since I was like fuckin 16/17 and this man still has me laughing. His content is literally like a warm blanket to me 😭

i just wanna win lots of money, play Pokémon, and [redacted] [redacted]’s [redacted]. y’know?

Poor and assless for yet another week, I hope James Corden chokes

fink i needs a bit of a factory reset and social battery recharge so if any of you summon me and i’m slow to respond dw it’s not because i think u smell like cat piss okay!!

“Volume should be turned down” please stop bothering me

ANNIE!!! ARE YOU OKAY!? ARE YOU FUCKING OKAY ANNIE!??? ANNIE!????

Home and reunited with my best friend in the whole world (my bed, not chaka khan)

Made it through the dreaded MRI scan, they always leave me in so much pain with my head/neck 🫩 And i’m exhausted still, and actually just quite sad today. Someone gimme a hug I beg

Good morning, I guess

Okay I knew sleep would be a struggle tonight but come onnnnnn brain pls be quiet and let me get even a couple hours 🫩😖

physio finished (wow yay riveting news wow) so adding ‘achey’ to the list of things i’m going to bed as. the others being ‘anxious’ and ‘a lil’ pissed off’! Smile!! goodnight everyone!

@vravl.bsky.social after sending me the simplest of messages and getting a huge rant from me in return:

Got the pre-hospital scaries so I know I won’t be sleeping well tonight 🫩

Now lets say Grace 🙏🏻 Dear Lord, I am thankful for you creating the horny Resident Evil fan that created the buff shirtless Leon Kennedy mod that has just blessed my eyes, actually just thank you for making Leon Kennedy and for making me gay. Amen.

Ended up down a rabbit hole looking at VA’s and this guys lineup has tickled me, Bill what are u doin here!? 😭😭

I’m in a really good mood today I can’t wait to find out how I sabotage myself

I bet it was so boring living in the ancient roman times like they didn’t have microwave meals or Lady Gaga

my hand ankle really hurts like shooting pains are going through it like crazy i cba 😭

“green gobblin’ up that gobussy” - uncle ben before he died or whatever

I actually feel really paternal over Bidoof like fr 😭 that’s my child and when ur mean to him ur mean to ME

I’ve only ever wrote 2 reviews on letterboxd and i think they say a lot about me

(spelling errors on posts will be the death of me)