Mama got taken to hospital this morning and i’m of course very worried BUT currently giggling because why the hell did she use that emoji in that context 😭😭 girl i’m thirsty too!!!

Finished the first run of Silent Hill f - I enjoyed it! I completely get why some of the more die hard fans aren’t loving it though, it’s… different. Lmfao. But as its own thing I think it was fun.

If i ever get trapped in silent hill i’m gonna pretend i’m absolutely terrified of hung dilfs so that thats what it manifests to chase me

So are we just not getting the shiny Miraidon/Koraidon distribution in the UK? 😭

Jesus christ not one interesting personality so far in big brother 😴😴😴

Finished the puzzle box in Silent Hill f first try I fear Einstein and the one in the text to speech wheelchair have nothing on me

Not a day goes by where I don’t think about Wendy Williams’ performance on The Masked Singer

Silent Hill f scarecrow puzzle was a lil’ spooky ooky… if only there was a big strong man here to hold my hand smh smh smh

winner winner cocks for dinner! or whatever the saying is

gaming lost all of its aura when we stopped doing demo discs

Wait - a third season of Alice in Borderland is out???? HUH??? I loved the first two so much but the fact I’ve seen absolutely ZERO promo about this to the point it feels like a shadow drop concerns me that its crap or summin 😭😭 I hope not

my detailed and in depth thoughts on silent hill f so far: it’s ayt

like an hour into silent hill f and not being able to turn off motion blur is killing meeeee :( i’m just a sickly lil guy

Doing a (final) 2 gen chase against Krasue and then watching the 0 hooks & full health Dwight open the exit gate and leave me to die on my first hook while our other survivor is getting chased might actually be my tipping point with this fucking game 😭😭😭

Thinkin about when SEGA icon Ulala saved Michael Jackson in outer space through the power of dance

Oh I have such a big fat crush on Paige Three on drag race oh my lordddddddddd 🥵

okay fine i only like eating sausages for the shape alright

That was THE state of play of all time

I could take Logan

Oh wow they remembered the Wolverine game exists!!

Tomb Raider Anniversary ps2 port…… LAU remasters found dead. F’s in chat x

Chronoscript looks *chef’s kiss* finally some good fuckin food

“We hope you enjoyed what we showed you” i didn’t but thanks anyway

he struck again….. i will never learn…..

i know just 2 things, play overwatch, be gay

Jimmy Kimmel calls out Donald Trump for trying to shut down his show "He tried his best to cancel me. Instead he forced millions of people to watch the show. That backfired bigly. He might have to release the Epstein files to distract us from this now”

They just patched it see everyone complaining works

Met the requirements for the ‘Untouchable’ trophy (final boss no damage) which would have got me the platinum in Sword of the Sea only to find the latest patch broke it and it doesn’t unlock when doing it by chapter select anymore *eyes twitch* they were right the rapture WILL happen today

@ Overwatch give me a TV show that’s just a collection of shorts about Hammond getting up to hijinks

if the rapture only gets nice christian boys i’m first in line :(

yo rapture

mentioned a man i found attractive to my friend and they clocked me with “another one 20 years older than you i bet”

The weekly Nintendo Music drop being an NES OST has the same feeling as getting socks for Christmas when you were a kid

my nephew informed his grandma that, and I quote, “uncle connor is a very mean boy”, because I wouldn’t let him in my room lol

Made the mistake of opening reddit around people and there was a ginormous penis there first thing. My bumhole puckered but I also had a heart attack

I’ve had a pretty rotten day (life innit) but remembered silent hill f releases next week!!! bridge jumping postponed!!

Played through and platinumed Crow Country today, really neat little indie 90’s styled horror game. It’s on ps plus (extra tier I believe) - I recommend it if you want something bite sized!

New canon Tomb Raider comics that take place after Underworld??? And it has Lara going an adventure just for funsies??? Finally some good fucking food for this franchise?? My nipples are hard!!!

Bayonetta!!!!! Send post

Need Pokémon Pokopia to be released right now actually

25% show tunes, 25% hip hop, 25% classic rock- 100% GAY!

well finger my arse its bloody cold tonight

i’m bored i need to develop a big crush on someone ten times out of my league to lose sleep over asap

my friend was like “i swear i heard someone downstairs” and went to check like 10 minutes ago and like if he’s been kidnapped or summin thats fine but i need to know if i should just queue on overwatch by myself or not smh

if only there was a big strong, possibly oiled up, caked up man in a cowboy hat with a southern accent here to help me with all my problems :(((((((

Happy 52nd birthday to Andrew Lincoln i’m so glad dilfs were invented!!!!

Hot and sexy? No! Funny? No! Intelligent! No! Can recite the entirety of Shrek nearly word for word? Absolutely!! Date me

COCK!!!!!! thumbs up repost

Updating my “to buy” list after a direct and maybe I have to stop being interested in video games because my wallet said what the fuck

I’ll always play a multi plat game on PlayStation over the Switch BUT it’s very very cool that Resident Evil Requiem is launching day 1 on Switch 2 alongside the beefier consoles. *slaps Capcoms ass* atta boy