I just had a convo twice, today. Once w/ bestie and another w/ someone on scruff. They were telling me how horny they are and I'm like: I'm not horny, but I am really craving human contact, a nice ass to rim and cuddle... And maybe some heavy making out. I was called a TOP. am I in top era?

Okay. I kinda love the German puffer panchos

I think it's time for edible#2 and gaming on my pc

Okay silk artists. Okkkaayy 👀

My Chipotle ARRIVED

Mariah wtf are you doing there?? ARE you speaking a real LANGUAGE 🤣

Edible taken. Chipotle ordered. Time to watch the opening ceremonies

I just ordered Chipotle and I'm sooooooo excited to eat it

Okay. Ittsss hiittiinnggg I'm not doing laps 😂 I won't be doing much moving soon

Should I... Take an edible and go sit in the hot tub at my gym

So. Have you ever had that experience where you get a new mutual and you want to like their content, so you scroll and scroll and scroll through their media tab to find cute/sexy selfies to like, but all they have is shit posting MEMES & GIFS. But NOT A SINGLE SELFIE. Yeah, me neither 😔

Look @nixostorme.bsky.social its us 👀

Imma really need all the hot oomfies I thirst after to collect in one place, so I can move there and we can live happily ever after 🥵🥵🥵😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

Mini giveaway time!

Me. Scrolling through my 'for you' feed

Fridays love to remind me "you're a f@ggot"

Not the guy I was talking to and had a cute date with before I left for Denver... Ghosting me regarding a second date, for over a week. Then today came clean and said he wasn't feeling the vibes. I guess I'm both a man repellant and a bot magnet

Loot that drops after defeating me: 1) I'd bleed apple juice 2) Vancouver transit card 3) kindle 4) mint cucumber chapstick 5) pizza

Imma really need all the hot oomfies I thirst after to collect in one place, so I can move there and we can live happily ever after 🥵🥵🥵😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

cutting… bulking… whatever happened to kissing and cuddling??

Me then (2024) vs me now

Blocked the hot scammer. I'm not trying to be someone's sugar daddy. I want to find ME a sugar daddy 😭

I think I need to give up grindr all together. What last night has reaffirmed for me is: Most of the profiles on there are either bots or vacant OF ads

Does this count?

For anyone who followed the saga last night... I did send Uber money...but it "wasn't enough" and the might was a bust. I assumed id never see it again. When I woke up this morning, the money was refunded and call in my account 👀

I'm getting real tired of hot profiles on the apps turning out to be a scam, creators looking for interactions, or ai/phishing bots wanting money 🙄🙄🙄

You know what to do and where to go to see them 😋😌🤭

Taking an edible and watching House MD is one thing... But watching Lower Decks is a whole other adventure 😅

I hear it's #humpday

I SHOULD be spending this week off reading and enjoying life. But all I'm thinking about is kissing boys

This post will self-implode in 12 hours 💣

Ngl. The latest n00ds I just took for the 🔵 make my 🍒 look HUUGEEE

I cancelled today's class.. I need another day of doing nothing 🙃

They better have learned from Percy Jackson and decided to actually follow the source material

On main: Am I horny or am I just bored and seeking attention? Me: both?

I've signed up for fitness classes at my gym. I'm hoping it will respark my dedication since I'm having trouble finding motivation to even get out of bed

I SHOULD be spending this week off reading and enjoying life. But all I'm thinking about is kissing boys

I need a man who puts up with me, cuddles me to sleep, drags me to the gym, and is a good boy. Are you out there?

I hear it's #humpday

Someone needs to knock me out so I stop spending my own money on things I want, but don't need. SOMEONE PLEASE SEDATE ME Happy birthday, me

Give me an iconic #StarTrek image.

Thigh tats are the sexiest and sluttiest thing a guy can have 👀

Ask me about Denver? This is all i can remember

Awww Eloise and Sophie are gonna be avid reader besties! ❤️

Franny needing help finding her O... Ya girl is needing the right match 😁😜

OMG BENEDICT PUT ON SOME CLOTHES 👀

Let's go fly a kite!

Sophie is growing on me.... Are Benedict and Sophie gonna become my faves?

Benedict and Sophie are GOING TO THE COTTAGE

No new pictures. Where you at mentally?