Great we’re back to misunderstanding the basic function of how words work in a sentence to make meaningless discourse again huh?

I’ll be so honest I don’t think I can handle the next 5 months of edging till the midterms

Talarico went to a seminary school openly talks about faith as instrumental in his process Trump posted an ai version of himself as Jesus

i don’t wanna wade too far into the discourse but I earnestly believe that a lot of people mean housing when they say economy.

Gm, if you’re feeling bad about yourself today just remember: at least you didn’t fall victim to the obvious con man on Main Street, selling beautiful marching band instruments and uniforms for the town’s children to keep them out of danger.

Among other sins, Ken Paxton is also just an incredibly ugly mother fucker.

It’s really wild to me that Trump is simultaneously polling at 31% but also every one of his political picks wins easily…

If cornyn actually cared about political legacy or retribution he could stop Trump from doing anything. But, because he’s a cuck he won’t!

Imagine liking ai art when there are so many talented artists out there producing amazing work!!!!

The president is building a giant metal ring around the White House to throw himself a big birthday party after setting up a 1.7 billion dollar slush fund to pay the people who tried to steal an election for him with tax payer money!

I kinda mean this seriously: why do so many people have such strong reactions to knowing fat people exist?

Officially had this goofball for three years now 🥲

Love that they gave the zombie in 28 years later a massive hog

wanna sniff

Hey gang what should I do with the remainder of my day, turns out I’m a little bored. 🙂

Face looks gross here

U can tell I’m a millennial because I LOVE an Instagram filter

That dude really thinks dumocrats is the sickest burn ever invented

Not kidding I’m seriously considering getting a tattoo of this. I love him!

would very much like to break this weight plateau 🫠

Me making Memorial Day plans

People don’t know how to act in the theater anymore!!!

some witchy gay want to do a tarot pull on me? What does my future look like rn?

There’s an Austin man on here that’s so hot I’d gnaw my arm off to get his attention

Have to be Sherlock Holmes to figure out what an online gay guy does for work.

Spent $100 on plants again

Gm

The pundit online-spaces-are-for arguing-with-differently-minded folks-brain only arises because they’re too ugly to just post a pic of themselves for a quick hit of dopamine.

Telling myself it’s okay to look a lil dorky in a helmet if it means my brains aren’t smashed on the pavement

Tired & sweaty

We’re doing president said peace deal is near but nobody else has confirmed it journalism again right? This is what the eight time this has happened?

Polis is so fucking stupid because even the dumbest person alive could have seen this coming!!!

Soft pink blooms rise from tender green stalks as J tells me he’s been thinking of killing himself again.

buying a new ebike was one of the best investments i've made recently even if i haven't used it as much as i originally planned 🥰

Hi, friendly reminder that your lilgay.club subscription is coming renewing. If you do not unsubscribe you will be charged $9.99 on May 29th

This is the dumbest thing to whine about but when people on Instagram ask to be part of your cf but you don’t follow them and they have a private profile/no pics on their profile like what are you doing???

They gave me a spiderman bandaid

You think my doctor is gonna give me a gold star at my annual today or tell me i need to lose weight fatty

i want to become so hot that the earth shakes in terror when i post

Sometimes when people review brand’s pride collections I’m so confused. what did you want? A giant image of two men fisting each other? A full gradient rainbow shirt??

Millennials LOVE posting a slams laptop shut instagram story

bets on whether or not we invade Cuba this long weekend? i think it's a 95% chance personally. Probably wake up on Saturday morning or something to that news.

genuinely how did we get to a place where some people think that cooking at home means you have to make 3 restaurant style meals, complete with multiple different side dishes, every single day. bitch just make some spaghetti

Pug in trauma

At the part of the day where I’m so bored and starved for attention i wanna kms

Love when a coworker is mad at external teams for getting things wrong when on their end they’re not following any of the processes laid out by those teams for requesting work get done. Like huh wonder who is the issue here!

If senators were really mad at Trump they could pass a law to stop him rather than recessing for a week!

Nobody knows how to navigate a four way stop anymore!!!!

Kinda seems like anyone who has been citing takeaways from the autopsy should retract them given no sources or underlying data seem to have been provided!!