Absolute epidemic of straight men with big asses. Something needs to be done about this.

Gay porn parody of the Odyssey: the O Bussy.

Nobody lets you complain online anymore!!

“Masculine into same.” Just say no fats no femmes this is taking too long.

Tired 😴 Body image in the trash 🗑️ Can’t sleep past 6 💀

Do politicians realize they don’t have to release a statement on everyone’s death? Nobody’s checking. Nobody cares. Like literally loses 0 votes gains 0 votes

might get me cancelled but i do think it’s a lil performative to make your app bio “pro Palestine bottom”

Hate wearing shorts because I hate my legs and thighs but am trying exposure therapy

Hell just got some new lovely little ladybugs 🥰

Reboot Glee you cowards

Love posting “the moment a belief system requires you to fear or despise your neighbor” while the current conservative rhetoric is to literally fear and deport your neighbors. These people are DUMB dumb.

How I feel listening to my partner describe the magical night out he had where multiple people hit on him

ew I’m drunk and like boys 🤢

Face card cuz I’m bored

It would be so easy to prove McConnell is alive and yet ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

How’s my skin look?

Former work bestie responded go my insta story about close friends like nooooo nooo this is gay guy close friends!!

i hate age verification laws too but I don’t understand the rage directed at small corporations for following it. Like what realistically are you expecting them to do?

We literally do this every single weekend now lmao

This entire saga is so strange. A sitting US president is publicly threatening a bipartisan bill designed to directly help citizens so he can pass an unrelated bill that directly hurts citizens. He has no ideological objections to it! It would be a win for him.

How often yall crying? Once a week? Once every other?

Gotta stop my body from waking me up at 6 am 🫩

Stg everyone wants you to go through 3 rounds of interviews before sex now.

Too many politicians are pretending to care about the country while actually running to be popular celebrities. Not enough that this dude lost because of his own past deeds he’s also got to take everyone down with him in some dumb as fuck retribution tour.

Tech CEOs seem to be under some mass delusion that all of us would like to be at the mercy of the cringiest weirdest incel.

Yall ever been like not super close to someone but like casual acquaintances and like more or less friendly and then seemingly out of nowhere that same person wants like nothing to do with you?

Had to move my files over now that I’m no longer in the same business unit which adjusted the content metric tracker I created to track project status. In q2 I was responsible for 45% of completed projects and in q1 73% of completed projects

Someone reminded me of how badly the krakoa era was handled and how that led to me no longer reading any marvel comics lol

Gn followers I will be going to sleep now to get the recommended 7+ hours of sleep. 🙂

Sent my short story to like 6 people and only one responded 🙃

This hot?

anyone wanna send me $80 to buy a singlet? I’ll send you a pic of it if you do.

U can see the look of despair in his eyes

I’m rolling with the lgbt

So can someone smart answer honestly: are we at the risk of a global fuel shortage still or not?

Best movie trailer I saw last night was this like 2 min long thing about a dude/writer working at a restaurant and falling in love with food only for the last ten seconds to have him look directly at the camera and say “I’m Anthony Bourdain”

Maddie’s Secret was a MASTERCLASS

Among other things we’ve just given up on the basic idea that the senate and house passed acts ending this war. Nevertheless.

Oh no my bf is hot

Came back from a 4 day weekend to learn my entire org gut reshuffled including me and I have a new boss and lots of people got fired. Hooray 🙃

Brother just became station manager of a Texas public radio station and this weekend I bought a hello kitty blind box because it looked cute

Can’t get upset about DMs if you don’t get DMs

It’s a marathon not a sprint. It’s a marathon not a sprint. It’s a marathon not a sprint. (Losing weight)

I think it was a mistake to require companies to not just be profitable but continually more and more profitable every single year until the heat death of the universe.

I bring a sort of “maybe he’ll show his butt if he gets depressed enough” energy to the function

Mitch McConnell spent a lifetime doing the worst evil shit possible then got taken out by a bad case of the flu. God bless.

I think a lot of politicians have gotten too comfortable with never having to report their health to their constituents

It’s so funny to me that so many cover this guy as if he doesn’t look like an average 48 year old who goes to the gym. He’s not exactly aging gracefully!