Does anybody know about the non-binary CPAP Bear trade?

Pup exhausted

Having to interview people makes me feel like such a fraud like why am I, a newly senior person, interviewing someone who has been that role for years 😭

I look like jimmy neutron

a growing continual argument I have at work is that the social media we invest in (LinkedIn) is responsible for less than 1% of our total yearly traffic and hasn’t been meaningfully attributed to any verifiable lead (cold or hot) and yet so many are convinced it’s the golden ticket to success.

Why do I constantly feel the crippling weight of responsibility zapping me of all my strength???

Cock

Kinda feels like if a major provider of ai is openly saying their product could devastate the entire worlds online security we should, as a society, just go “okay you can’t release that then”

Crossword puzzles need to decide FAST if they’re one word answers or multi word answers. ENOUGH

Also daily palate cleanser

Does the president have the authority to demand all other world nations now pay Iran 2million dollars per ship?

even if trump does extend the deadline, you really have to ask yourself if you want to live every day of the next two years wondering if he really really means it this time.

I don’t think a lot of the non USA people contend with how the geography of America specifically cuts off mass spontaneous protest as a legitimate check on power.

It’s so easy to just assume Republican congressmen are evil but on the fundamental level of politics how do they earnestly believe the administration committing/advocating for a genocide during a midterm year is GOOD for their political reelection chances?

If you have call anxiety let me just tell you that calling your senators/congressmen isn’t really that scary you don’t have to get into a verbal fight you can just accurately read a script to them to voice your concern.

Seems like something sincerely bad is going to happen tonight. American politicians can it should stop it.

The biggest factor for all of this, is Congress earnestly believes their job is no longer to run government but just to pass funding bills every year.

In America, i just delivered a Spider-Man themed nap roll to my partners preschool. In Iran they’re going into the evening worried their civilization will be wiped off the face of the earth.

There is no other interpretation than the president is advocating for genocide.

Think the people who knew me in college would be shocked i post butt on the internet for free

Seeing people be genuinely upset that a character won’t be returning in season 3 of the Pitt reminds me that a lot of people don’t watch shows for their plot, they watch it for the actors and idk that’s weird to me.

i think if you’re one of the 4 humans that have seen, first hand, parts of the moon no one else has, you get to skip all lines forever.

Man came up and asked to pet my pug. Told me he’s putting his 16 yr old black pug down tomorrow and my heart sank. I tried to be cheery and sympathetic to him but I will be holding cookie close tonight

Pretending I’m 24 again and blasting Guppy while wearing a denim jacket 🥰

Spring time 🌺

Wow can’t believe all this downtime is because we’re finally getting images in DMs and group DMs 🥰

I’m so glad our product marketer at work doesn’t follow any approved marketing messaging and just invents his own messaging and value propositions for our various features rather than getting them approved by marketing or content marketing.

i LOVE when AI features pop up over the text you're actively trying to edit making it impossible to select the specific letters or words you're wanting without clicking the "rewrite with AI" button!!!!

Love Nate silver being like surely you’d want a better algorithm. My brother you’re almost there…

idk i don't really think trump would use nukes (maybe i just don't want to believe it) but seems like we're way past time for congress to step in and fix this situation. mad king is escalating for no reason other than he wants to.

Literally made the joke to my partner that if this game has a character creator I’ll be watching him for 2 hrs create a character and here we are 2 hours later still there…

Testing the equipment while the talent rests backstage

Chunky

Love having a pug. HATE the amount of hair he leaves everywhere.

think my AirPods are truly lost for good this time 🫩

at a certain point you’re actively hiding the truth from your readers, not enacting a stylistic choice.

If you wanna do a he has risen post or an Easter related thirst trap send it to me first for approval

Saying this on Easter he’s laughing at all his followers

my twin brother proposed to his partner today 🥲

I think every weekend we should do a Trump is dead rumor. Eventually it’ll take.

This isn’t funny this is really worrying! A top official in charge of our safety in disasters is clearly deranged enough to believe he can teleport by god or is deluded enough to think he can openly lie about it to multiple journalists!!

I think doing an entire article about how scientifically impossible teleporting is rather than saying a dude is crazy and deranged is weird

Can yall convince my bf to go get me a large fountain Diet Coke?

It’s really funny that a lot of people seemingly want their social media experience to be a constant doomscroll or endless debate club rather than just…good vibes

Opened up my Instagram to a man oiling up his pecs. God bless the internet

Me googling “what inch biceps are considered hot” at 6:30 am

Upsetting how few people are simping for me despite my beautiful looks and winning personality

My dick

BMI says my normal weight should be 160 and that’s just insane???

if we really wanna juice engagement numbers we gotta be like Instagram reels and get men to start making short clips of them simulating jerking off or fucking.