reactivated linkedin after nearly a decade

macbook running an old iphone processor… can’t imagine that running anything serious tbh

today is the only day you can retweet thi-

lol. lmao.

i’m just realizing that games are being made for switch 2 hardware, and gen 10 was just announced the time is ripe. gen 5 remakes are on the horizon, and they have the potential to be good game freak, you better get it right this time i s2g

it should be more acceptable to shake people and scream WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT when they’re being stupid

need slayyyter’s new album more than air at this point the suff we’ve gotten so far feels simultaneously extremely fresh and nostalgic for the hype machine blog house era.

say what you want about pokémon, their marketing team cooked with the 30th anniversary images.

i don’t think that anyone has ever reinstalled windows more than i have outside of specific microsoft employees i am *this* fucking close to giving up and just installing steamOS on desktop

scrolling through bluesky is basically “ohh. you’re cute. oh i see you’re married.” forever

if we must continue to get phone videos on al gore’s internet i beg for a microphone gain setting that doesn’t sound like absolute ass

i will likely cave and pick up fire red but only for my best boy arcanine

orca in apple wallet next PLEASE (still excited for this tho)

maybe: mike and the great american crashout of 2026

year of the horse? big day for the ketamine community

need to frot with oomf or i might die

went day drinking with an old coworker of mine today and after several cocktails i can safely say that i am the lightweight of all time

Fame is a gun and sympathy is a knife? Well pride is a 7/8’’ wrench

well. she's cooking.

who wants to do more than just think about it

post a non-english banger

who will finance my new production of Jesus Christ Superstar

When you think about it, it really is crazy how the very first sin was a woman who ate.

if i started streaming on twitch again, would y’all tune in? last time i “seriously” did it was during the pandemic 🥴

if any of you ever think that i’m getting to be too much of a reply guy, you have an option

inside of me are two wolves

as it turns out, it only takes less than a week to completely destroy my sleeping schedule when i have no schedule or guardrails

seattleites taking the 8 up denny

well, i guess i have a lot more free time to exercise or something now if i have to be unemployed, i might as well be unemployed and hot

got laid off today. good thing the job market is doing so well!!

self-care is making a tiny village in tiny glade tbh

people bristle at the idea of paying for email services but honestly it might be time to consider it. microsoft and google injecting their AI bullshit into their email services is fucking annoying.

the idea of stepping away from socials entirely while all of this unfolds is really tempting. idek anymore. i'm tired, man.

hell will never be hot enough.

lol horny time is over because i made myself sad

sorry i liked all your dick pics it will happen again

fcf is GIVING today

when you follow both the alt and the main

annual review self-reflection due tomorrow morning… trying to write anything when layoffs are looming and grappling with the current horrors of existence

whenever i see someone complain about liquid glass for the first time it makes me chuckle since i’ve been using it since last summer i am the outlier here, yes, aware

if i’m not married by the time i’m 40 just take me out back and end it tbh

few things on this planet are as healing as an ice cold dr. pepper

being gay and scrolling on here is wild because you can go from onlyfans promo post to transit news to thirst trap to urbanism to x-men to thirst trap to politics to onlyfans promo-

i want to preface the following with the fact that i know my way around a computer. today has been one of the most stupid pc troubleshooting days at work i’ve ever experienced. wasted over half the day trying to get my shit working correctly.

starbucks has protein coffee. wing stop is advertising protein packs. i find this very suspicious that this is happening around the time that rfk is “ending the war on protein” whatever the fuck that means

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if you’ve been in a committed relationship since 2019 or earlier, you were on the last chopper out of ‘nam.

DENNY WAY BUS LANE???? 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉