i feel bad for people who don’t like video games or just refuse to play them for one reason or another. they’re missing out on some incredible media that just doesn’t translate to other formats the same way.

BANNER FUCKING YEAR

it's amazing that all it takes to lower your internet bill is to threaten to cancel, apparently. bill went up by nearly $40 in about a year's time (over time, might i add - it was just slowly rising for no reason).

the urge to participate in fcf this week is strongest it’s been in a while 😬😬😬

going blonde again tomorrow and i cannot wait (mostly because i’m also getting a haircut at the same time)

the original hades is like $6 on the eshop if you’ve never played it and want to try it for cheap btw (would recommend, it’s an amazing game!!)

not to go full blue maga but like holy shit every goddamn day is so fucking bleak and it was completely avoidable

i knew about paimon before hereditary made him cool

every day i am thankful to not be a pop music girlie because trying to get tickets to these shows seems v hard for y'all

got my aura farmed today or something

opening sniffies with no intention of hooking up

being a destiny 2 player in 2025 should be categorized in the dsm-5 tbh

fighting for my fucking life this monday morning

it’s his day

i realize it’s not the point of the post but i need this man’s @ immediately

post-nap, pre-drinks

just picked up like 100 mozzarella sticks for less than $15 BARGAIN.

still have a hard time believing y’all send nudes in insta dms - like, cheeks and pole on zuck’s servers? no thanks!!

anyway look at this stupid fucking gourd (i’m making soup tonight)

looks like some ghosts have begun the process of dragging his fat ass back to hell

i have a bottle of champagne in the fridge for a very specific occasion. 🍾 i think a nice bottle of wine will suffice tonight instead. 🍷

interesting anecdote: i feel like the screenshots of songs people are listening to tend to be from apple music rather than spotify more often than not maybe that’s just me idk

coming out of my 1:1 with my manager to the news about that man being shot

since everyone’s talking about phones today, i will say this: the concept of smart flip phones is dumb to me. the whole point of a smartphone is convenience. it’s an extra step to get to the screen inside. i also don’t think that bigger screens are inherently better for phones.

waist on fuck blue lives!!!

somehow managed to go a full year without scratching my phone screen UNTIL RIGHT BEFORE NEW IPHONES ARE ANNOUNCED i hate myself

simultaneously horny and not horny. schrödinger’s libido.

100% toxic, through and through

likely an incredibly niche post: need oomfies to play elden ring w/ the *convergence mod and **seamless co-op with *requires PC **also requires PC [really everyone should get a gaming pc, they're worth it]

still thinking about how there were tons of people walking around doing stuff in downtown chicago, meanwhile seattle's downtown looks like it's about ready to fall apart entirely it's almost like chicago's downtown is somewhere people actually wanted to spend time, idk

why is let down in this list, i don’t have tiktok so i’m confused. are we okay??

need work to be over so i can play silksonggggggg

for better or worse, i’m a thirst trap account early adopter

i get notifications when i’m blocked by someone and it’s always straight people. so thankful, my posts aren’t meant for you anyway!!

need (several) (many) (most) oomf(s)

bye chicago i miss you already 🥲

sorry i liked all your posts today, it’s not my fault you’re hot and have only correct takes

unfortunately neither taylor swift or john summit is ever going to beat the most annoying fanbase allegations

chicago: greatest city on earth

hot people live in chicago (what the fuck is in the water here)

pros of vacationing with friends: - exploring a city we all love - vibing at an excellent music festival - reaffirming an already incredibly strong foundational friendship cons: - indescribably horny with zero outlet ⚰️⚰️⚰️

i knew he wasn’t dead because there were too few cocks on the tl for that

hot people listen to techno 🙂‍↕️

are any oomfies gonna be at ARC this weekend?

putting last words of a shooting star on at the first instance of turbulence just to feel something iykyk

lactose intolerant celiac eating mozzarella sticks call that double homicide

still love elden ring but the movement in nightreign feels so superior, it's hard to go back

is the conservative fiscal responsibility in the room with us now?