Story of my life is struggling with an exercise and then realizing some illiterate put the wrong weights in the rack 😭

Dry brining would literally cure me

Oomfs I would dry brine vs oomfs I would marinate

Solo poly amputee hijabi where are you

“Celsius” was a stimulant beverage primarily utilized by the imperial core’s working class to avoid suicidal ideation while laboring [1].

Good morning

I love painkillers and autism and abortion and it goes without saying but fuck the Fourth of July

Definitely feeling really normal about these pics

Why is it so hard to find a muscular bottom that wants about 8 minutes of borderline abusive pounding

Trying to make cranberry sauce but I didn’t have a lot of sugar so I used honey instead. Should still be ok right?

God it stinks

Good morning lagaygays

Saw weapons. Scary!

My WoL has finally completed his monk relics! Meet the Nyepels Lux. This marks the end of monk main Rand'sae. What should his next main job be? #FFXIV

I was there you know. On the front lines of the chudai wars. I saw wataa fall to its knees. I saw the goon coalition collapse.

It’s do validating when you guys complain about your parents like sometimes I feel guilty thinking about it but either they’re getting more immature with age or I’m getting less patient 🤣

Can one of you come grocery shopping with me

Can’t stop thinking about this. The concept of inviting a program to parse through everything you’ve posted so that it can give you a score based not on context or subtext but on raw text 😭 girl the data is just data. Soon you’ll be asking a bot to tell you what random number you are.

9 am and I’m already excited about my plans for pasta, wine, and ffxiv tonight

I wonder how much of the surge of conservatism is linked to people being unable to admit that the r word is not something you use in polite professional society

I want blumpkin spice

Werthers hard caramels with the soft butterscotch on the inside yeah my gluttony knows no bounds

Im stress eating

Computer, define “dilf”

Decided to drop the weights and increase the reps on my shoulder workouts and wow I feel like Larry the lobster

Going to da gym yall want anything

If I ever get an induction stove it will change my personality forever

The pasta water watching you stumble from low blood sugar as it waits to boil

They/them mug.

Alisaie 💖 #art #ffxiv #ff14

The hat:

I don’t know what hyrox is but it seems to attract a certain type of gay person. (Narrator’s note: attentive readers may infer the author’s opinion about said gay people.)

Everyone bigger than you is juicing and everyone smaller than you thinks you’re gymspiration

Are you guys really douching till it’s crystal clear or is it all a lie

People paid good money to see rupaul do a dj set like be so serious rn

My least woke opinion is that men should not get perms

People died open.spotify.com/track/7FNxCP...

I hate demanding bottoms talking about “share me with your friends” or “invite others to watch” ummm why are you giving me homework…

Don’t clock your tea, tea your clock

My therapist said this, and it hit me like a brick: you can get Japanese with it if you eat

In the bath with a sheet mask on and Sky Ferreira playing a guy asks if I want to come over

Good evening my moist owlets

They’re making Joe even sloppier I hear

Fem top fall… save me fem top fall

Neck tattoo at 23 years old yeah you’re unemployed

Gay people, have you ever dealt with a vinegary almost sour smell coming from the bathroom sink? I’ve tried a few different things and nothing has worked so far. My next attempt will be dumping about a litre of boiling water down there to hopefully kill any bacteria. Please advise.

Liza Minnelli outlived…

Tried zottman curls for the first time today and I really appreciate the nyaaa part

Im so obsessed with making rice and then mixing in a sautéed vegetable like the rice absorbs the oil I fried the vegetable in and the flavor spreads out. Sometimes, I wish I had never been born.

I do think the creatures that run ticketmaster need to be publicly killed