Osheaga lineup looks straight out of the khia asylum but I can’t even say anything because my friends are excited for Tate

Until my toilet can be registered as a daycare

Even though life is bad and lonely I remember that fierce is fierce hunni

This Tuesday I’ll be killing myself for the first time ever in the historic Castro district

Horny ents:

Me and my sentient ice cream cone absolutely annihilating this flying type gym

2 fails in the last 30 min… find out who that is and get them banned

Hey can you stop posting about being happy? It’s triggering for the unhappy and bitter community. Thanks.

I feel like I’m the only one not gagging for jade sorry

I restarted Pokémon black. If I manage to finish it quickly I’ll play white 2 (for the first time!)

What would you say is the best pokemon game in terms of getting the most playthrough without having to buy extra stuff like DLC? I’m tempted to say HG/SS since it has 2 regions, but maybe OR/AS since it has the extra delta episode? S/V has a lot of exploration too, so it’s a contenter.

A lot of you are still regularly using Twitter. Is it worth it? Do Elon’s fingerprints not leave your screen and conscience greasy?

Bicep pump is insane tonight but there’s too many ppl to get a good pic

I’ve had Rolex sweep stuck in my head for 15 years because of misfits

9 pm making food that I don’t think counts as a meal

Time to rewatch the matrix actually

Him: you better not be fucking that doll when I get there Me:

The pain of being outgrown vs the mourning of outgrowing

First time doing hip adduction in like a month… oh my pussy muscles are gone

I lived a real life it’s always sunny plot line but it’s too problematic to post about

I wish I understood wuthering heights. People use to really read books about people talking.

contemplating having a glass of wine and tossing a bath bomb in the tub

I really :) am happy. For all of you! For sure. Haha. Oh the pain, the pain, the aching pain haha besides that I am happy. For you. Yes. Besides the pain.

Fame is a gun and sympathy is a knife? Well pride is a 7/8’’ wrench

The laughter must stop… I do need to be loved…

Literally would never noticed this lil gal is shiny if it didn’t sparkle lol

They should make a law that says if you work for the government and someone asks you a yes/no question in an official setting, you either have to answer with yes/no or not speak at all. No more of this prattle pam bondi

Can I be earnest for a minute? My plans tomorrow night just fell through. Which means that I now either have to pathetically ask someone to get dinner, or eat alone at home. Happy Valentine’s Day by the way, if you’ve ever been happy the creatures are coming.

Happy birthday to one of my favourite haters, Charles Darwin

Hey gorginas and sleepy queens. Are you making it stink today?

Dominic whelton with 100k followers on insta doing nothing but making reels using popular TikTok voice lines oh my god if someone poured thirst traps and milquetoast content into a trough you pigs would squeal and beg

Butterfly by grimes…

Been trying to cut down on buying junk food which has been mostly successful but I end up spending all day dreaming about cakes and Oreos and muffins. Fruit and nuts do not make for adequate snackery 😭

I’m natty skinnyfat hunchback and high blood pressure

49% angel…

Told multiple guys I’d be down to hang out Monday evening and now it’s Monday evening and I barely have energy to microwave leftovers

Lady Gaga at the halftime show:

LADYYYYYY GAGITAAAAA

I wouldn’t even say I’m a fan of bad bunny’s music but I think it’s a huge slay that he’s going to aggravate racist white Americans by singing all in Spanish

Some pics of my WoL using the Hyperconductive Draconomicon #FFXIV. For the record, I'm officially caught up with the story, so I'm allowed to be wasting time on old relic weapons xD.

Neon Genesis Evangelion Episode 19 A Man's Battle Introjection

He could slide down my— never mind

I want a panini

We need to get you boys off finasteride and onto libido boosters

I hate when old guys want to kiss like sir I know you haven’t flossed in decades

Turning 27 very soon and it’s both all over and only just beginning…

Making this again tonight cause fuck my disgusting chungus blood pressure life

Me and @fullmetalhimbo.bsky.social after a night of slaying