A new hand touches the bacon.

Who up letting it get to a point?

Neon Genesis Evangelion Episode 6 Showdown in Tokyo-3 Rei II

#ffxiv gang, what are you guys working on lately? I’ve been slowly advancing my bard anima relic, but I feel like I need something else to focus on

I hate those insta vids that are like « did you know that if you mix [ingredients that should never be mixed together] you get a high protein dessert? » No, I didn’t know that. Because it sounds foul. How would anyone have known that.

Really excited to announce that I just dropped and shattered several shot glasses and turned half the flat into a death trap, if anyone was interested

The crisp autumn air and setting sun takes me back to high school. Waiting for the bus to bring me home, buying a Tim Hortons hot chocolate that would inevitably give me diarrhea— ah, sweet memories that fade to legends.

Really don’t understand the bros at the gym working out in a hoodie bro I know you’re pressure cooking in there 🤢

Lying down leg curl makes me feel so vulnerable and breedable

Anyone wanna go grocery shopping with me? I’ll buy you a cucumber you can suck on while we browse.

Good morning fluorinated friends and followers

She bleak on my barrow till it falls

@benjimnn.bsky.social recommended this book to me, what a trip

We are all dead, and we spoiled the world before we died. There is nothing left. Nothing but dreams.

Alone in the building gym feeling my biceps explode

Open Grindr. 30 second ad for a game made to sell my data. 14 tabs opened in safari. I make my way back to the app. 3 new messages: 2 bots asking me to go to a scam site and an ad for fake boner pills. I sigh, activating the Right Now function; fourteen lepers ask if I’m looking (they can’t host).

Hello autism creatures, skinnyfat divas, balaclava owners, bread and butter enjoyers, people with hairy feet, and those who struggle to keep eye contact during a serious conversation

Good morning team let’s huddle and. Wait hehe. Get a bit closer. Yeah, just like that sport. Nothing to be afraid of here, we’re all on the same team.

Knuckles are so irritated from constant washing and cold weather that soon I’m going to need a Vaseline glove like the freak from of mice and men

How the box of birthday cake Oreos looks at me when it’s 11 pm and I’ve already had too many calories for the day

If you plan a depressive episode for the same weekend the time changes, you can unlock a deeper, more homicidal feeling

When the air is quiet and the sky is blue

I think I might be obsessed with pouring cooking oil down the drain

Certain p0rn poster I find incredibly ugly and annoying that many of you follow… we need to step our tastes up sisters

exactly

Help. I’m too sad to gym, and not gymming is making me feel worse.

Gm

Real question for my followers, especially the ones older than I am— do you ever break out of the Cold War with your mother or do you just accept that you and her just can’t communicate properly?

Flames, on the side of my face—

Gay people, if I want to watch the clue movie for the first time, is there a version of it I should try to find? There were multiple possible endings right?

Good morning. I need some incestuous Folgers.

Trick or treat type shiiii hahaha anyway. Smell my feet?

Me: I sure hope there isn’t a submissive and breedable demon lurking in this house Felix:

Mood is rotten. Going to the gym cause if I have to be sad I might as well be skinny too.

Happy Halloween *licks you*

And who the hell is the sultry little queen on the left

A guy just asked me if I could loan him 50$ so he could pay for gas to come over to my place. Are you out of your fucking mind.

My love handles haunt my every thought except for when there’s a sweet snack in front of me

Making bleak dog food lupper to avoid killing myself

Breasts image please

Taking an antidepressant with an espresso

Just got told I medically cannot do upper body workouts for 2 weeks and immediately felt bad about losing my progress which is insane

I have so many thoughts about the new lily Allen album

You churning butter with that thing or just trying to get my rolls greasy?

Gay guys in openish relationships love to be like hey I’m with my boyfriend 24 hours a day but if ever I have 17 free minutes I’d love to meet you

Y'shtola #ffxiv

I literally love autovivisection

Guess I gotta accept the pain… need a cigarette to make me feel better

I can’t believe I’m saying this but headphones on by Addison Rae is kinda slurrrrrrr…

I love schizophrenia posting like they’re in the walls