you know that feels so goood

Hey it’s my birthday today :) wanta buy me a drink?

Clue (1985)

friday

“We’re just simple cowboys” Fuck off you live in Arlington across from a six flags

Hey it’s my birthday today :) wanta buy me a drink?

Gay babies

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Gay babies

[Everybody Disliked That]

friday

Oakwood Cemetary, Austin, Texas is over 40 acres of land with over 23,000 bodies buried there. 17-year-old Eula Phillips is said to haunt the graveyard. She was murdered with an axe on Christmas Eve in 1885. #PhantomsFriday

I really do think Trump misheard Talarico saying "cisgender" as "six genders," and that's just a thing he says now. The first person I saw make this observation deleted the post saying it, but yeah.

Cause of woke

i don't think we need to do "everyone who disliked mayor pete is a homophobe" discourse. i don't think that's true

Sent a video of a pug sitting in the stands of a baseball game to the group chat before realizing it was Ai.

May Day 🌸

“I used to be the global hegemon.” “该睡觉了”

safety in numbers safety in numbers

The President is telling the IRS to give him $10 billion rn

‘yeah that’s right daddy’s good little girl’

Is that good

One of the VERY FIRST things done after the Constitutional Convention in 1787 was to have the text of the new Constitution translated into Dutch and German, which were at the time the two largest non-English language spoken in the United States. Here's the National Archives making this point:

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Most difficult marry, fuck, kill

sam reich's horniest soldier

@kaisten.bsky.social I’m so sorry for your loss

Ok I’m ready for Halloween spooky season 🎃👻

Halloween 3: Season of the Witch : Part Two

The awkward implication of Bugonia (2025) is that the Heaven’s Gate cult ended up being the closest to correct religion.

never let john cornyn forget that he is so desperate for a trump endorsement he peddled an "interstate 47" because he's afraid he's going to lose to the guy with more baggage than a Real Housewives Girls Trip

*turns chair around to sit in* “You know who also experienced twink death?”

Screaming fuck Greg Abbott at a drag show half drunk

“One of you will betray me” is such early drag race untucked energy.