everybody get a load of this guinea pig

My h*** is ready for the next season of The Guilded Age

Stefan Heck “is that good” tarot card tweet

most helpful summary www.nytimes.com/live/2026/04...

Oh fuck yeah this is a nice screen

This is the sort of gangsterism that even Genghis Khan found to be offensive, it breaks a taboo that predates the very idea of true international law.

What a rollercoaster, man

This was debunked, thankfully. I need Jonathan to outlive us all.

“I look pretty good for a dead bitch.”

A Canadian in space? Sounds fake.

Nation Gratefully Goes Back To Watching Inconsequential Bullshit

every penny of Israel aid money directly to NASA's budget, yesterday

i would gladly give my taxpayer dollars to NASA over like half what this administration is doing

some lefties turn into weird austerity hawks when it comes to space and like do you actually think it would be invested in social services? come on now

It is impossible not to be impressed by shit like this. We’re floating in that blackness, right now bsky.app/profile/tetr...

what if when the astronauts come back down to earth, at their first press conference they announce they're a polycule now

A salute to our brave astronauts 🫡

When he gets it in your eye

remember the rocket launch is happening in spite of the trump administration, not because of it

Very funny that the Hasan Piker dog controversy began because his dog barked on a livestream and a bunch of people were like “I speak dog…”

I'm pro space and not pro war and that's where I am politically right now

i'm broadly very supportive of my tax dollars going to NASA but those dorks don't need 34 inch curved monitors so long as the private sector has failed to provide me with one

on repeat

Also it’s cool when other countries do it!

Space exploration is cool and is one of the few things I like our government doing.

Seems appropriate.

i vetted this to make sure it wasn’t ai so you could enjoy it fully

wasn't whose

The way I would have given anything to be in that audience 😭

Democrats when they're trying to decide how they're going to blow it in 2028

I’ve got good news!

The noise he makes at the end of this clip is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard in my life

I AM THE BIG RAT THAT MAKES ALL OF THE RULES

The ? Pitt.

Kristie Noem’s husband when she yells at him to get ready for church

🐶

The extent to which it is just taken completely for granted even in a lot of liberal circles that the US is supposed to underwrite Israeli defensive capabilities indefinitely, completely regardless of the policies, action, or commitments of the Israeli government is really just wild to me.

Homosexuality Has Cooked My Brain, Somebody Said, "Its Really Muggy In Here So I Turned On The Ac" And I Was Like, "Its Muggy!"

president baby went too long without his ipad time

ZETEO: “A new poll for the National Iranian American Council shows Iranian Americans overwhelmingly oppose Trump's war” zeteo.com/p/no-iranian...

Just so you understand, this is as if you prepared for argument in front of a panel that included Cookie Monster, and Cookie Monster asked you a question about cookies, and you had not thought about cookies in advance.

This is my favorite climate change chart. Japanese monks, aristocrats, and emperors kept meticulous records of cherry blossom festivals for 1,200 years and accidentally built the world's longest climate dataset.