If Elon came up with something on the level of “there’s more of gravy than of grave about you” he’d never need validation again

you think about scrooge and he basically gave cratchit reasonably stable long term employment and paid him more or less enough to raise a family on a single income and he's still a fucking villain. today's billionaires are like 10x worse

Cover art to 'Look and Learn,' December 1976

What if it happens on Christmas morning.

Barry Lyndon is a Christmas movie.

Breaking: Lucy Lou will return as O-Ren Ishii in Avengers: Doomsday

In about a decade little kids everywhere will ask why so many Christmas songs talk about snow.

they should invent a lower back that isn't garbage

it makes perfect sense: biden and trump both serve the interests of capital and not the people

I’m on construction duty on this jungle gym for my nephew.

This is the news every day for the past 6 years

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What a weird, lonely life.

Guys after being used as a sex toy by a couple.

i had to drop what i was doing to make this

chat is this good

Oh to be a man making snow ducks.

Guys after being used as a sex toy by a couple.

Elf is the worst Christmas movie ever made. I don’t know how you can watch it and not have your skin peel off from exposure to the cringe.

“I’m a centrist” - a right wing sympathizer That’s how it works and life gets simpler once you understand it

Fair use.

Logging off for the night.

Frog and Toad sat on the porch, feeling sad together.

“Hidden gem”

Oh to be a man making snow ducks.

Pluribus (2025)

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They don't have to

“Gays, How Queer!”

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you wanna see a dead body

Whenever something like this happens I am 1000% reflexively blaming the fan the same way I will always reflexively take the side of the McDonald’s drive thru employee

I know I’m not the first person to say it but the hyper commercialization of the Grinch story is pretty sad and a perfect illustration of the ability of capital to absorb critiques painlessly

watching turning point USA events recently it’s made me realize i grieve death incorrectly, i should have far more pyrotechnics and party music involved

Why am I crying in thr gym thinking about heated rivalry

Pluribus (2025)

your mentions when you say monogamous cishets should get tested

I’m certified in hiv testing and counseling the first time i had to give a positive test result to someone it was to an 18 year-old non-cheating monogamous person in a relationship with a non-cheating monogamous person.

it's one of the few things i will apologize publicly online for being