clocking in

lol she got his ass and he knows it

every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours

The weekend and whatnot

“YouTuber MrBeast unveils theme park in Saudi Arabia”

Collecting TikTok avatars of ppl telling me New York will be under sharia law in six months

This is kinda canon in 40k

The weekend and whatnot

Former Church of Christ member here: this is 100000% accurate.

hell yes, Zohran needs to have an iron-clad policy where he doesn't talk to anyone who shit-talked him into a microphone until they make a sincere apology

“Welcome to the stage, Miss. Sandy Ree!”

Fact-Checking Claims About Zohran Mamdani https://theonion.com/fact-checking-claims-about-zohran-mamdani/

I would put more money on continuing to harvest infinite energy from the sun over assuming that forcing everyone to use The Machine The Lies To You is the steady basis of an entire economy

chinese people will be getting free energy but you need to understand thats woke and they are doing it wokily and instead we invented a chatbot that will convince your teen to take their own life

and Katy Perry’s new song - which was NOT produced by Dr. Luke

Images taken just before disaster

Gay men who are willing to negotiate the rights of Trans people are the scum of the earth.

making Jacob the stereotypical Bluesky user is the rudest and truest attack anyone has ever made on us

Saddam’s Palace was actually classier

The video of trump dumping shit on people was what, two weeks ago

because he is

People who hate Zohran and everything he stands for: Now that Zohran has won, the most effective thing he can do is betray all of his principles

im not allowed at the vietnamese restaurant anymore… they bannhed mi :(

A lot of bears (who are one of the most desired body types in the gay community) act like their bodies make them pariahs of the gay community. I think it’s probably just your personality

This feels subtly racist too.

so do you guys think Mamadani will flop or slay

The images obtained clearly reveal the comet-like characteristics of the object, composed of a nucleus and its surrounding coma, with a diameter extending several thousand kilometers.

3I/ATLAS has been imaged by China's Tianwen-1 Mars orbiter Using its high-resolution camera. During the observation, the Tianwen-1 orbiter was about 30 million kilometers away from the target object, making it one of the closest probes to observe this celestial body to date.

Insufferable Nancy Pelosi biopic incoming.

….now kiss.

This is complete hogwash

Looks awesome

But she’s so young!

The odds of Vance being excommunicated are not high but are appreciably greater than 0. Denying the faithful the Eucharist is approaching if not transgressing into unpardonable mortal sin.

map of America's "great red cities"

His face is so perfect for this lol like he’s actually doing it as a mental exercise. He’s creating the world through dreams

MrBeast hates Zohran because if people have access to basic necessities, it will demolish the Giving People Those Necessities As Part Of A Saw-Inspired Game Show industry