In many ways San Francisco is the Chengdu of America.

I wanta go to Chengdu so bad

Hope you’re all prepared

men aren’t having their pants pulled down to reveal heart-patterned boxers and shielding their crotch in a flushed bout of embarrassment like they used to

lol, here we go *TRUMP ENDORSES PAXTON IN TEXAS GOP SENATE PRIMARY RUNOFF

thinking about this tweet today. generative AI has done a wonderful thing; now everyone can have their own horse kicking them in the head even if they aren't a billionaire. and now billionaires can have two horses kicking them in the head at all times. a very valuable service

No one does it like Beetlemoses, so I had to dub this one immediately. #PochaVoice

Rewatching 30 Rock. In a 2007 episode, there’s a joke about how Liz Lemon’s life is so scattered that, despite being in her 30’s, she only has $12,000… and it’s in a bank account instead of investments! Jesus Christ, how times have changed.

The next college speaker that has praise for AI written into their prepared speech:

getting ahead of this one before someone else quote-tweets me with it

“and in many instances you have a volcano open up and perhaps molten lava as a barrier and its going to be so beautiful with our mechanical spider, you wouldnt believe. and the dirigible docking station is something we’re looking at very closely but i can tell you but we’re under budget”

Solid logic

There is a painting in the White House attic that’s looking like a Sean Cody model.

Everybody here

If you ranked the 1000 most corrupt things ever done by an executive branch official in the history of the United States something like 950 of them would have happened since Jan 20 2025.

Hail Paimon!

why do they always look like this

My birthday is on Sunday. Who wants to buy me a coffee in the meantime?

ready for the weekend

Trump Requests $1.2 Trillion To Have https://bit.ly/3RjdlH1

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This is extremely interesting to my interests, interestingly.

friday

new beach outfie just dropped

It's the TAKE OUT THE TRASH cycle. We may not get this opportunity again. Put these fucks out of work, do everything in your power to ship their asses.

they're putting the cheapest filler foods in the most expensive tier and some of you still think Big Diner isn't flooding the 'net with pro-carb breakfast propaganda

you know that feels so goood

Hey it’s my birthday today :) wanta buy me a drink?

Clue (1985)

“We’re just simple cowboys” Fuck off you live in Arlington across from a six flags

Hey it’s my birthday today :) wanta buy me a drink?

Gay babies

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Gay babies