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If you are a coal miner in the united states you are statistically guaranteed to shake three or more presidents' hands.

“See how it’s not blowing up Elon? That’s why your rockets never worked”

new “best thing I’ve ever seen” just dropped

“See how it’s not blowing up Elon? That’s why your rockets never worked”

i love having sex with my boyfriend... in the house we got with a sub prime mortgage !!!

this is our decision, to live fast && die young.......

A perfect encapsulation of bluesky tbh

SHE REMOVED THEIR WEDDING PHOTO LMAOOOOOO Oh she HATED his guts

I dreamt I met the “Sandown Clown” last night. A great omen surely!

The council will decide your fate.

Likely-historic photo by NBC News of all the Epstein victims asked to raise their hands if they've not yet been asked to meet with the DOJ as Bondi testifies in foreground

guy with a checkmark who works for legacy media: what if we got excited for nasty wet dog shit to be poured in our mouths by the nasty wet dog shit pouring company instead of being against any forms of dog shit

Invoking wealthy class solidarity to excuse sex crimes against children is sorta the Epstein Class in a nutshell

🚨 Pam Bondi refuses to say if the list of "domestic terrorist organizations" she ordered the Justice Department to create has been completed. "I'm not going to answer yes or no"

It would if any of these people actually believed in God in any meaningful way.

Light mode people: ah this feels great on my eyes

40k servitors

“transgender ideology" doesn't turn kids transgender. playing Warhammer 40k turns kids transgender. know the difference

Images taken just before disaster

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Those Etsy witches:

this is really going to change how I play warhammer 40k

As long as Cuba gets Florida.

Once this country inevitably collapses, I think Canada and Mexico should divide us up like that couple with all those Beanie Babies in their divorce proceedings.

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This is really nice!

sigh

Those Etsy witches:

I dreamt I met the “Sandown Clown” last night. A great omen surely!

Chinese GF has informed me this is called "scrubbing the wok" (hence why there's foamy water in the middle) and you can see a million more of these videos if you search 越野刷鍋 (off-road hot pot).

In authoritarian China you can afford a home and juice

A more homoerotic scene has never been filmed.

if elon had a normal dick he absolutely would have posted it by now

If I ever ask for this call the police

A MAGA freak in Texas murdered his own daughter in cold blood after they had an argument about Trump. A grand jury in the Dallas area then *declined to indict him*, and he has not yet faced charges. Seems like many Texans believe a man has the right to kill his own child for disobedience.

Is……this……good…..chat?