when he’s uncut:

this car parked so close to me that i had to climb into my driver seat through the passenger window so i left them a little note :)

have been dealing with random night sweats the last couple of months and apparently it's a mix of GLP-1 side effects and being surrounded by two dogs and two cats. I'm desperately considering getting a BedJet 😭

omg is it go fest this weekend??? lemme just update my grindr location to the park bc that nerdy gamer boy cock just hits different

Happy fcf :)

Early bird gets the 🐛

okay but why is the owner of donut vault a hottie like 👀 🫦

Ya know I don’t think that 2012 is a good movie but I do think that it’s a very entertaining disaster movie

#Daddy is #sweaty

Dad’s cock is too thick to fit in these pants

Big fat dad dick

Had a great leg day today

good morning i dressed up for work today

Chat do we spin @emilioemm.com 's discourse of the day wheel again?

head to toe in fabletics at this point I could just be their gayest brand ambassador

I'll Grant You This. Wednesday's sunset in Chicago's Grant Park.

Can hear my husband on a work call and he tried to say “that was a stroke of genius” but he messed it up and said “that was a good stroke, my friend” 😭😭

Happy hump day!

Pattie Gonia vs Patagonia cont.

in true 'gays can't keep track of time' fashion, a pride events email went out to the whole company and two of the dates mention the wrong days of the week

okay let's spin the wheel and see what the discourse of the day is

Was gonna gate keep these 😘 📸 - @bywayofiker.bsky.social

Post gym boner

Love going to the product zoo and seeing all my favorite products (CVS where everything is locked behind glass)

How’s your morning going by going so far?

#humpday but add a rainbow 🌈🤤🍑

This will never not make me laugh

What day is today? It’s Leela’s birthday. What a day for a birthday! Let’s all have some cake.

Hello, dark mode 🌗

how it feels having nothing negative to say about backrooms

Happy pride! Here’s pole :)

Happy pride month fags 🐽

mornin’

Good morning! 🪶

guy at the gym working out in jeans and a polo…what happened to you, sir

6am gym appt 🥱

My United Trips tab is currently empty :(

happy Pride

maybe he was on to something, maybe we were too hard on him (we weren't)

ITS JUNE 1ST I NEED ALL STRAIGHT PEOPLE TO THE BACK OF THE ROOM

Together for 20 years. Happy anniversary, Benji boy. 😘 @benjibark.bsky.social

“slayerfestx98 tagged you in a post”

I just rewatched it again tonight and yeah we should have gotten a whole trilogy out of this series. So freaking good and funny.

unfortunately the only nude I took on vacation was mid travel. happy to be home - I’m a sleepy dog. now just need puppies giving cuddles. #pupplay #cock #musclepup

Lil shoulders and abs action after my run today