Uncut is short for unabashedly cute ☺️

I love fucking @maroonjocksf.bsky.social in this position

You won’t believe what happens in the first twenty seconds

We need a Mexican based Pokemon region so bad

The forecast calls for bright, sunny skies and a 100% chance of a throbbing penis on this lovely #FCF

Spent an hour on TikTok watching natashahasthemunchies who gets high & then tries small restaurants all over Southern California & she is so sweet & wholesome & pays for all her own food & seems to really love sharing these small businesses with others online 🥺

I can’t get it out of my mind but Meredith Marks sounds just like Téa Leoni to me

See this clip so many times and I can’t stop wondering what happened to that guy who held on a bit too long

Just went down a rabbit hole of a TikTok channel all about showing what happens when you put different things in a vacuum chamber and the narrator always makes it seem like something disastrous will happen and nothing. ever. happens. I’m pretty sure they’re just engagement farming lolol

Just found out why Jennie was fired from RHSLC so lemme go ahead and delete that post. Apology video coming shortly.

your new lock screen

Roger Smith is the original Showgirl btw

something of a showgirl myself

Completely random but has anyone read Subconscious Power by Kimberly Friedmutter?

Such a sunny Cocktober 3rd. ☀️🍆🥉

Let the "Trump is Dead" rumors start flying again!

The very idea that someone in the world has mistreated her in any capacity fills me with sadness and rage.

It actually tracks today..

they call October 3 Mean Girls day because if you add up all the girls and divide by the number of girls, you get 10.3

Crowd at this concert is making me feel

An early Father’s Day gift. #FlyTheW

I’m so unserious #kpdh #fortnite

Immigrants don’t get government health care—they subsidize ours.

“Keep going, you’re gonna make me burst”

Hey buddy, want to hang?

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime Jorkin it crazy style on company time

Shirtless Davis Schneider Appreciation Post

Little nazi learning that speech is not free from consequences. You love to see it.

mr pope you could have saved her i gave you all the clues

ICE is up, and there are early reports indicating they're targeting Albany Park again.

I’ll share my caramel apple pop with you.

Y'all mind if I don't get out of bed today?

Have finally emailed the Mexican Consulate in Chicago to get more information regarding getting my dual citizenship. Fingers crossed it's a smooth process 🤞

Let's hang in our sweats bro 🦖

Body update:

Double trouble

DWTS knows exactly what they’re doing

Used my free pizza reward to get a free pizza from dominos which resulted in me getting bbq chicken bites as well and now here I am spending money 🍕

Lemme slowly add some of my pics here too I guess lol Halloween :3

just remembered i had a dream last night where i got my blood work lab results back and my doctor said it said i was ugly :(

alright, it's that time, going on its 19th year, the extended edition! (as much as fits here) 🎃

I'm shaking you guys I'm literally shaking at this collab omgajkshdfg;kjhd;g

STEPHANOPOULOS: Hold on a second. Answer the question. As Speaker, do you believe it's appropriate to use American cities as training grounds for the military, calling those people 'the enemy within'? JOHNSON: I'm not comment on your characterization of what the president said. S: Those are quotes

chat is this good

happy october 1st to all those celebrate 🐈‍⬛

What a line from the Pope! I am so pleased he is carrying on Pope Francis’ advocacy for immigrants.

ICYMI Speaker Johnson: @adelitaforcongress.bsky.social won her election and still hasn’t been sworn in. Her constituents will be hit hard by a Republican shutdown & health care cuts. They deserve their voice in Congress. Seat her now.