it was bitch day at the gym and I won

Meet me in the office bathroom for a quickie

A Chinese shoe manufacturer made this video to show how indestructible their shoes are and y'all I'm much too gay for this 🥵

Met a guy at my gym who I started casually chatting with and he messaged me on Grindr to tell me him and his husband want to spit roast me and I’m fully onboard but we have to schedule a time when they can get a babysitter for their young kids

I’m in yet another hotel, I don’t make the rules!!

You’ve been murdered. Who do you want on the case? Her, without a doubt

If I only I could shoot as far as she can :/

Feels nice to have the shirt off, wishing you all a nice Sunday

Some ass for Sunday

Showing off the boner

This is about as big as I can get it

Full-length, uncut #toweltuesday

Sorry I've been gone, I just read the first 7 Dungeon Crawler Carl books

Back at it 🏋

Is it running? Is that the trick to a flatter stomach? A mixture of running and weightlifting???

Love smashing against this window, will miss it 🫡

Post-festival body is kinda bomb

god of war while i’m high:

Just your typical Monday I suppose

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What is he wearing!!?!!?!?!? 😭 this is the man the incels and “alphas” get wet over. Im SCREAMING!! 😂

You need some big dick?

jerking off is so crazy like oh wow i just did that i’m so crazy and random 🫪

okay nvm something else something else

One more for the road 🩷

when you think about it it’s so much straighter than being hetero

Sniff my fat dick

Twas chest day

VULGAR: suck my dick CLASSY:

My cock slipped out of my tiny shorts. I couldn’t help but play with it

Yeah, that’s the

What do you guys think about these

watched backrooms last night and it def got under my skin a few times. i love when horror doesn’t overexplain everything and just lets the atmosphere do all the work

omg he just threw a whole ham in the oven for dinner for himself????

Finally Back to work 💆🏻‍♂️ Did you boys miss me?

Lindsey Graham death is stale. where’s Rudy Giuliani btw???

I think the Odyssey would make a really good book

idk...contractors, maybe??:

if jimothy can gain fame with a short spine then you can gain fame with your short height, king

thought dungeon crawler carl was just gonna be stupid fun and then it turned into one of the most entertaining books i’ve read in a while. it had absolutely no business being this silly and fun and entertaining. starting book 2 immediately 📖

Call me crazy but I should be able to turn on/off and edit alarms on my Apple Watch directly from the app on my iPhone…

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big bushy breeder cock 😈 #fcf

yeah

Consider my fat cock posted 😜😏 #fcf

I haven't done a fat cock friday in a while now.

Less smog more hog who’s with me