I do like these shorts

Obligatory post gym flexing #MCM

Thinkin about this panel with Thor and Dr Strange everyday of my mortal life.

Me and whoomf

Good morning!

catering indian for office lunch tomorrow and i have a deep deep craving for gulab jamun 🤤

It’s been a while since I’ve done #fcf so of course I’m late

logging on

It’s not that I think I’m better than everyone, it’s that when I’m playing comp as healer I get paired with the worst DPS and tanks like why ????

Made a poor man’s chicken katsu for dinner (instant ramen, an egg, and chicken nuggets) 🍜

British ppl: aich

Is this a safe space to admit I’ve only ever gone to Cheesecake Factory for the cheesecake and never had their food

Every AI commercial is like "Hey AI, what goes good on a sandwich?" and then the AI is like "Have you considered... cheese?" And then the narrator is like: THE FUTURE IS HERE.

when your friend is on mic and forgets to mute while taking a piss

gamefreak when they introduce the rubber type:

love when friends come back to the one true path of gaming

Now Watching: It Ends (2025)

Now Watching: Undertones (2025)

dogtor crusher

feeling very horny this weekend 🥵 any nyc boys wanna have some fun? 😈

when i’m trying to unlock my husband’s phone while he’s in the bathroom but i accidentally lock it for 12 hours

hard morning #uncut

Same haircut, same me

I’m telling you. my head is saying I’m still drunk

Excited for Lifetime’s new original movie “I Am the Jeans: The Gina Lavetti Story” starring Julia Roberts, Nicole Kidman, and one of Nicole Kidman’s terrible wigs

Oh! Okie dokie then…

Anyone been keeping tabs on Dusty Ray Bottoms lately?? 👀

I'm not saying the Street Fighter movie will be good but it's a little depressing that people aren't picking up on the fact that this is a very self-aware and intentional film. It's camp! When did everyone lose the ability to know the difference?

Nini Coco’s boyfriend are you seeing anyone??? 👀

is this the most we’ve seen ru move all season??

When he tells you to fuck him deeper but there’s no more to put in him:

Always hungry for more 😛

shout out to everyone in the parking lot who watching me take 1000 photos

fat cocks on a friday…what a concept!

me when i find out he's hung and uncut

Oh. Oh. Well. I guess... well. Fair's fair I suppose.

being so serious when I say tmz will probably usher in the downfall of more people of the administration - more so than any other news outlet right now

thinking about dark rooms 🤤

Sitting and thinking about…

Oh look, Bluesky is back up #fcf

Legseses

the way this man makes me feral

processing someone's expense report and i need to know why this man with a wife and two kids spent over $30 at trade in dc last month... 🤔

At a certain point u run out of captions and rlly see how people go down the dark “my face when pizza” path

👉🏼👈🏼

death to wooper

her

name a diva I’ll go first: chocolate fudge brownie blizzard from Dairy Queen