Excuse to post a classic?

For Sale: 1.5 year old generation 3 Oura ring. Size 11. Battery still lasts 4-5 days. Nothing wrong, just got a really good deal on a gen 4 💍

Made the mistake of listening to Underneath the Christmas Tree by Kelly Clarkson on the way to work

Smack it

This is really weighing me down this morning... So heavy.

It's almost Thanksgiving and grain elevators all across the Midwest are still *chock full* btw

Bang battalion

yo is Thomas Sanders hot now??

and one more thing fuck this brownie pan in particular

Would it be random if I baked brownies in a round pan instead of a square one?? I haaate outside corner pieces.

put it in your throat

Guys this is not who we are. We have to be better. Punching with a right hook like that with your fist curved really risks damaging your wrist and hands! Remember keep wrists straight and punch forward to avoid hurting yourself .

pull day this, push day that, how about you PULL me into your arms and PUSH your lips onto mine 😤😤

Omg Uranus looks so pretty. I could look at it every day. Maybe twice if it’s a particularly horny day.

The hole looks so tight

just stretching before the gym

Hump day :)

k-poppers demon hunters

Good morning I bring good news

Booked a cruise for April on Virgin which is so funny bc I too am a virgin 😌

Hump day

Idk why so many ppl watched this video 3 of the skeets are the same ones 😒

Okay, you caught me. I'm not *really* a virgin

Honestly… just shut the f*k up and get over here

Just a reminder:

Huh... Well this never happens. Happy Tummy (and more) Tuesday, I guess?

Tip Tuesday? How about a tip from this morning?

good morning

In honor of SeatGuru shutting down after 25 years, let us bow our heads in a moment of silence for the loss of Tom S. and his review of First Class seat 2A 😔

Today is my Monday

Cloudflare outage destroys all human communication except Bluesky, this is the weirdest sci-fi scenario I’ve ever seen

Oh so we’re just not gonna have any consistent red line service this morning?? Oh okay

don't cross the picket line for some overpriced hot chocolate with peppermint syrup ☝️🤓

Bruh our property tax bill just came in and it went up 100%!!!! 😵🤬🤬

this would have been a month-long scandal in 2011

Hypocrites.

lolol just remembered the period of time when straight guys on tiktok thought locktober meant locking in at the gym and then realizing what it really meant lolol

Happy MONDAY

Ok so Bill Maher is in the emails, got it

Men will struggle to find the Madonna’s face

'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'

Let’s say that hypothetically all I had to eat today was water and coffee and some brownies. What is, hypothetically, a healthy meal that I can order for dinner…?

Motorcade's haunted

bad mood #fcf 😠

can't get over what a failure our media is right now

Are we still arresting youth pastors for fucking 15 year olds? Huh. Looks like we are. www.joemygod.com/2025/11/miss...

good morning i made brownies