My entire IG feed is Kingdom Hearts content and I can’t escape it because I can’t stop watching

I can’t wait to get home, I haven’t danced in WEEKS

sexual activity or erotic nudity, she says

That lady was onto something bc this midnight sun thing is crazy. You can go for an afternoon stroll at 11pm

My first night sleeping alone in two weeks 😭😭 I’m about to lock the fuck into this gummy and cum so hard I see God

Just dropped my brother off at his new place… the Hero’s Journey is complete and tbh i’m emo abt it

Can you believe it's been 25 years already? Happy birthday to the greatest sequel of all time!

ok so poutine has changed me

What is the point of the licenses? Lots of numbers and letters on a rectangle. My brain blue screens as soon as I see it

Prolapse into a bender or whatever Slayyyter said

unfortunately for everyone i will continue gassing oomfs up and injecting aggressive positivity into this online microbubble and none of you can stop me

6 more days of driving and camping… my body begs for routine

Half a day of driving through southern British Columbia and I can already see myself moving here, its so beautiful 😭

Godspeed, little gay boy, may your arrow fly true

I am so grateful for ass

Something kinda surreal about being a fully invested gay adult and returning to the little town I was once terrified to come out in. There are Pride flags everywhere now… like maybe getting out of town was good for both of us

begged by Olivia Rodrigo ooh urgh ouch oof ach ouch ow

Block notifications is crazy to me like you just willfully subscribe to the Daily Mad At You News Report?? Your hearts are so strong

Made direct eye contact with a moose but when I ran to tell everyone it ran away and now no one believes me :(

Lots of bugs touching me lately… should’ve been oomf

I haven’t been gay all month during this road trip and Michelle Visage just called me and said they’re considering revoking my membership :/

Figure drawing hour at the queer art show was a lot of fun

“Happens to the best of us!” I say knowing that the choices that lead you to this point were not the best or even good

We have horribly abused the word bespoke and turned it into a thing of evil

got lost again

I keep dreaming about being in relationships with celebrities that want to keep me a secret and Idk if I have it in me to unpack that

bouncing on it in an inscrutable and mystifying manner

finally got to listen to new Olivia Rodrigo and I only cried for 20 minutes

Day 4 and the Tetons were indeed Grand!

I love to be bald but I am jealous of hair dye, that seems so fun

Not to be a bitch but I think it’s a bit suspicious how many of these land locked states are so determined to serve me seafood

drove 4 billion miles today please be proud of me :)

Sonic Adventure 2 Battle and I would sell my soul for it

Knees and elbows getting sunburnt from the drive across the plains, it’s real trucker hours out here

Preacher’s Daughter is such powerful road trip music to me personally

Godspeed? Ew. Where?

If you made one million tax-free dollars every year and never spent any of it, it would still take you one million years to make accumulate one trillion dollars. There is simply no reason for any one person to ever accumulate that kind of wealth.

I know this trip is about my brother but we just entered Bear Country so I will be searching for love as well

Day 3! Also I took some pics :)

It’s crazy how many American adults on here haven’t figured out that the gun industry is selling a fantasy of empowerment in the same way that people who sell truck nuts are

xoxo

they’re not letting me into the group chats yet but just know if I was in there I’d be like heyyyyy 😘💕🥰

he’s really proud of our campsite

Thinking of asking the supernaturally handsome small-town corn-fed diner chef if he wants to go camping with my brother and I

Really into these remote middle-America towns that are basically built around a single significant tourist attraction. I feel like I’m in another dimension that’s somehow more America-themed than the America I was just driving through

about to CRANK IT across south dakota (relearning stick shift)

I gotta chill with the love and light I feel like ember island Katara

I have witnessed gas station bathrooms that would make you reconsider your relationship with God

group chats being introduced as a way to bring us together just to end up dividing us even more is soooo funny actually