Just heard my sister call rosemary “some kind of thin green vegetable”

I fully support Veganism but I just saw the word “Nogurt” and I think you guys should have to answer to God for that

I need Bluesky to let us go private, I’m tired of straight people popping into my posts to be like “what did you mean by this?”

Nobody move!!

Ghosting Jessica Jones in Alias:Red Band #1 Monster Variant

What’s your favorite Hades 2 weapon and why is it the Moonstone Axe with the Aspect of Thanatos?

I had to stop watching What We Do In The Shadows because I was developing vocal stims at an antisocial rate

Dunkin Donuts bagel bites just bent me over and slutted me OUT right there in the parking lot

KIRBY AIR RIDE

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

Ok just Hades 2 and it’s 10/10 for me no contest MY game of the year

Family had a lot to say about my little hand tattoos and I am cracking up bc I’m realizing now they have no idea I’m covered

First bagel back on the east coast maybe everything will turn out alright

Mondays amiright

Landing at Boston Logan sits right with me as I, too, am now Boston Logan

Would you guys believe my last meal in the UK was beige

Anyways, it’s insane how hot I’m about to get

Moving to America tomorrow and my Sunday has never been scarier

Spent all year on the Nice List just to get deported 🙄

The ‘Where The Wild Things Are’ Kid to ‘Krampus Fursona’ Adult pipeline is niche but its mine

Got too baked on Christmas and woke up to this screenshot

Uh oh, my phones been getting a LOT of Krampus content lately 🥴

Sorry I’m late, I’ve been becoming increasingly proficient at quiche

Bayonetta too tall for the elevator

LIMITED PRINT DROP - LAST DAY TO ORDER ( ends 22/12 )

Happy Solstice ❄️

IG keeps showing me ads that basically sum up as “get this gift for your mom before she dies!” And I’m like…. Why are my signs of dark tidings and portents of ill fate coming through my phone now 🙄

I haven’t even beat the Underworld yet and Hades 2 might already be a 10/10 for me personally

I finally got to sink my teeth into Hades 2 and oh my god I have got to fuck Doom

I have so much to thank Tabasco and Cholula for. Ride or dies for real

It’s all fun and games until someone brings up the Epicurean Paradox at the family Zoom call again 🙄

I feel like Netflix wouldn’t cancel nearly as many great shows if they were more loud about the fact that the ‘Like’ button directly feeds into whether they keep a show or not

I’m actually such a good singer when I don’t have me in my ear saying I’m only harmonizing bc I can’t hit the notes 🙄

Second day in a row I’ve forgotten my headphones for the gym… suddenly wondering if having a job to go to every day somehow contributed to my overall organization…

Stevie Nicks playing at the sexual health clinic!!

Update: Queench fuckin rocks guys, I killed it. I’m feeling French as fuck

Crashing out bc it’s my turn to cook dinner and I’ve been given a specific request that I can’t even begin to know how to research bc I can’t spell kweesch

So my roommates washed his pillow

I love when people refer to going to the gym as “training” lol for what? Your duel? The War? Hokage? I’m sure.

I’ve never trusted the Fitness industry ever since I learned that a serving size of Oreos is two

Ok so who wants to take me to Bushwick

Met and NYC gay this weekend who told me I looked like I was pulled straight out of Bushwick and readers I honestly don’t know if I was supposed to fight him about that or what

My posts keep escaping the gay bubble and I don’t like it. My thoughts and musings were not intended to be perceived by a heterosexual audience

Im not interested in owning things that need to be dry cleaned, please stop inviting me to fancy outings

Blowing your nose whilst mustached should get you an automatic Purple Heart

I will forever be in a cycle of being too impatient to wait for my food to cool down and getting soooo mad when I burn my mouth, because mine is the sin of Hubris

Plucked the wrong nose hair and felt my grip on reality lapse for a second

sissying that walk is actually a spiritual practice

Octopath Travellings are NOW