I wonder what my dog thinks when I dance in the kitchen. I hope he knows this is what life is all about

So those new glasses I mentioned

My new glasses are so cute. I put them on just to feel pretty; I don’t even care about the seeing part

Being gay means seeing targeted clothing ads and there being a non-zero chance you’ve met the model before

Got excited and bought too many bagels does anyone want one?

Ok I know it’s early but hear me out. Halloween 2026 costume idea: Sexy Bibleman

Going insane does anyone need anything

You call it a vocal stim I call it a catch phrase

There is no greater joy in the universe than when a drunk woman thinks I’m cool

Should I go out and be naughty or should I hit the Pentagram and cast Early Bedtime hmmmm

Ok tbh I’ve kinda loved the community part of living in the American suburbs again. People are like “oh look, there’s old Pat on the roof again” and it’s true he’s right there

Learning I’m a quiet walker bc I keep accidentally scaring people

Happy Friday the 13th!! What spells are we casting today?

Happy Friday, big kiss from ur favorite sorcerer (feat. Arm)

Sorry for my absence. I’ve been working really hard on myself post-breakup/move which has made me very uninterested in being online. But I do miss you guys and think of you often :)

Absolutely ripped silver fox at the gym today whose entire will I am about to inherit

After Christmas, I’m a bitch about the snow

Bro, a bagel at 3 am can be healing if you are willing to open your heart

I am cross faded in a very subtle and specific way where it causes me to I love you

I finally went out for the first time in Boston tonight and everyone was very nice, so big win for Logan imo

I know it’s a lot but I crave physical intimacy, like I love it when you hold my hand

Like this actually made me who I am today

One of my favorite forms of causal content is watching people experience Bayonetta for the first time

I’m really big on falling in love in a platonic way.

Hung out with my childhood best friend for the first time in over 10 years and he said “you still smell good. I remember you always smelled good” and you’ll never guess whose dumb ass is crying on the subway now

SILVER SURFER #art #digitalart #illustration

Walking around NYC and commenting “this is just like Spider-Man” just loud enough so people can hear me

Logan Drive In the Right Lane Challenge Disconcertingly Difficult

Train ride in the snow I feel like Miss Polar Express

Ok tbh I forgot snow could do all of that

Okay everybody stop posting or doing anything, I have to go to bed xoxo goodnight

I do not need to be in your skircle for you to know in your hearts that I love you :)

Winter Melancholy and Desire to Stay Single currently at war in my mind palace

Being tall is not all it’s cracked up to be! I have no psychic awareness of where my feet are, for instance, and therefor stub my toes with reckless abandon

Surely the trials will not continue to tribulate so, and yet…

Unfortunately I can’t post pics as often right now bc I only have like two outfits and I personally cannot accept being guilty of such flagrant outfit repeatery

Guess who’s road legal :)

18 degrees this morning

Scheduled my drivers test for tomorrow and that’s when I remembered I haven’t driven on the right side of the road in 7 years

Realized my dad is trying really hard to get me to dress more professionally in general so I’ve decided I’m in a secret competition to see if I can get him in a crop top first

What a lovely unexpected 50 degree weather day! I sure hope it doesn’t suddenly drop 20 degrees by tomorrow!

To each their own, but I think the meaning of life is to spread love, joy, and also that ass

I fear the Bald Guy-Mustache combo has eternally cursed me with the All Photo IDs Will Look Like Mugshots debuff

Tricked my brain into enjoying my routines (skin care, working out, etc) when I started thinking of them as my little rituals and spells to make myself better

I know SPF is essential for long term skin health but the cost is looking both paler AND sweatier than ever and I don’t like that

Tong Tuesday

Unsurprising to no one, I am again at war with the DMV

Ares Hades 2 I would do anything for you

Absolutely enraptured by videos of different animals using those sound button boards to talk

You’ve heard of Panic! At the Disco, now get ready for Absolutely Baked! At My Dad’s Office