Is it bad that I think im funny

Why is there LOUD BABY at LATE O CLOCK

a close friend of mine just got diagnosed with testicular cancer. he's got a great prognosis bc he caught it early but this is your PSA to check yourself for lumps. he's only 35 so this could really happen to anyone at any time

Need a big toe emoji for comedic reasons and definitely nothing else

Gravity working against me this morning. Thinking about turning it down a bit. Any objections?

Hades 1 the only thing that could ever make me hate a satyr

so YES GODDD was just meant to be played at a volume that hurts my ears, and I’m ok with that

Apartment application: submitted

Cranked it

I keep seeing big yellow hats and rain coats. It’s not even raining. Why is curious george trying to contact me?

I miss Glee. A cappella CRANK might’ve actually been powerful enough to unite us as a people

I stay he I stay she I keep my finger on the trigger

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I love when the bots comment under my post, they always think my name is Big and that makes me giggle

Having a tough morning. What if I rebranded as a huge bitch

I am not going to play Tomodachi Life because I get mad at myself when I try to draw

It’s crazy I haven’t watched Witch Hat Atelier yet just based on title alone

When someone looks at me and immediately glances down at my tattoos CRANK IT

I walk around so quiet like a shadow and then I encounter one flight of stairs and suddenly all of China knows I’m here

Wind chime top ten best sounds

I feel a Howl’s Moving Castle rewatch welling up in my spirit

Hi :)

Local Gay Boy Shocked And Dismayed Upon Realizing The Devil Wears Prada 2 Movie Was Actually Made For His Mother And Not Him

Happy Full Moon! Not sure which of you are moon people, but this one basically boils down to: it’s time to work on being yourself :) and if you don’t know who that is, it’s time to work on figuring it out :)

I want to switch up my profile but those lil skeletons in their garden are just so special to me 😭 look at their joy

I am overwhelmed by the amount of new music coming out, what should I listen to first?

gm!

Sending you cryptic messages across the astral plane call that Dreamail

Dad made me join the family group chat and they don’t even laugh at my jokes…

natural habitat

Recognizing the patterns all by yourself, beautiful?

Love throwing some hip thrusts in at the end of a workout like yes! I am walking out of here with an arm AND ass pump

Crow following me around again 🙄 why can’t the signs and portents be an email

Spider-Noir trailer looks absolutely ridiculous and I can’t wait to tune in

Why does my mustache constantly betray me despite how I revere her so

I’m excited to get back to my life but this little stint of unemployment has been very rewarding. I’ve learned a lot about myself and have had the time to explore new hobbies such as weed addiction and anal sex

Wore blue today and my eyes are POPPIN bitch I feel like Miley

Maybe we all put the quote post jokes away for a little bit? Just for like a day maybe… Until we can come up with some really good ones, yknow? Could be fun idk.

button fly

Don’t mind the mess :)

Feelin butch but im still gonna twirlllll… you know?

As God is my Mother, let me leg this day

To whoever is sending all these spiders into my house, can you PLEASE tell them to start bringing their resumes. Half these guys can’t even sew a beautiful dress let alone bake a delicious pie

Just saw a fat fuckin bee!! Happy Tuesday!

I know two full bags of sour patch watermelons hate to see me coming

Is it normal to suddenly be really attracted to older men after you turn 30 or is that like a personal growth thing?

Ok so actually I WOULD love to see a Hades show/movie

Good morning! Don’t forget to take your creatine so you’ll be big and strong enough to survive what’s coming! Love you!

Early morning at the beach 🍑 📸

Should I go get myself a little treat even though it’s almost bed time