some things are better left to fantasy

me lately

i’m here, i’m here! big deadlines this week, show opening tomorrow. just been swamped - and not in a shrek way

telling my parents that i’m gay:

today is my half birthday and i will be accepting gifts

it’s no one annoy me november

is natasha bedingfield the one responsible for daylight savings since she’s got a pocket, got a pocket full of sunshine?

it’s halloween night two: the demon’s revenge

when he asks you to netflix and chill

love a good stream

saw a guy in this position ln but it was a spider-man suit instead of a tan suit

my grandmother always said to flush the nails you cut because you should never throw away part of your body

this is literally not okay

it’s giving Ocean’s Meow I louvre being caught in the act!

When I walk faster than another gay man

witches recognizing witches 🙂‍↕️ florence casts a spell covering abracadabra

put your paws all over me you zombieboy!

eating butternut squash soup and it’s 66 degrees outside

hole reinforcers

it’s like that old french saying “voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir? voulez-vous coucher avec moi?”

it’s like that old german saying: “ich schleiban austa be clair, es kumpent Madre Monstère, aus-be aus-can-be flaugen, begun be üske but-bair”

it’s like that old dutch saying: “We hebben een serieus probleem”

it’s like that old scandinavian saying: “you can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he’ll die”

when your director and music director are talented and handsome

tina said you’re a c*nt

i’ve got nothin on (but the radio)

girl what the

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i know one of you designed this

i just want to publicly express my love for @bostongayboy.bsky.social

✨ going 🕺🏻 to 👯 gay 🕺🏻 brunch ✨

being kind to service industry workers costs you nothing

not enough people letting bygones be bygones tbh

it smells like ess ee ex in here

BAM! right in the kisser

just saw weapons 🤡

balance in all things

i love when actors are hot and funny

humph!

i’m eating soup

trying to retain a modicum of positivity while everyone around is being so negative today

i’m not doing anything illegal with soup

made it through rehearsal *and* did good work despite my struggle

oh no my tummy hurts

just spray painted a set piece then i blew my nose and it was blue

yayoi kusama:

wood morning lumberjacks

mice labor unions:

so there’s this imaginary ancient greece with this imaginary man

if you see me wearing some of the french crown jewels after the louvre break in, mind your business