good morning 👹

just a little sondheim for 450 people

forgot my umbrella ella ella eh eh eh

D.W. to that sign because she can’t read!

are you wearing the… the chromatica jockstrap? yeah, i am

i think i just witnessed someone i’ve always suspected to be gay come out via instagram note

time to mute her name again

well @viennabeef.social didn’t comment on my mirror pic so i deleted it sorry to those 8 saves

i just think still into you by paramore

10:11 am on june 1st and i’m already sick of men again

biblically accurate charli’s angels

putting a cube of cheese on my bicep

posting the same meme for pride as your bro did is a the gay equivalent of when str8 people send each other the same christmas card from target

play your music, sing your song together we dance happy pride to all the unapologetic, and those still finding their melody

hi from under the blue moon in the blue hot tub

going to a full moon ceremony! about to meditate, elevate, hydrate and well, hot tub

full moon tonight babies! set your intentions for june! write down and burn what you’re leaving behind in may! gather your friends! subvert your enemies! rise high!

love açaí bowls bc it’s actually like no, i’d rather eat my smoothie thank you

me and whoomfs

well i’m up i suppose

DJs

mDNA in the back garden (❕) blow our pupils up (❕)

LIKE A POEM SAID by a lady in red

DroidNA

oomfie saw it first

it feels like hurricane weather and i love it 👹

braved the line, c’est pas faux

my two moments in the sun were jane krakowski calling me cute in an elevator and marc jacobs saying i looked delicious at a fashion week party

now why is my favorite french bakery open but not accepting online orders

oh hey good morning

one day you have a cute boy in your car, the next day some guy hits it ~balance in all things~

who wanna hoptub

ty, jokes at dna’s expensive are one of my few talents

eating edamame can be a sensual experience for all!

i’ve had an upsetting day so i’m getting gay off this tequila

gay guys after a long day of doing this

biggest ick bloomfs?

DNAgeless

writing thank you notes makes my hand cramp so badddd like these delicate muscles can only type now oww

guy just hit my car in the parking lot with his truck 😑

the natives selling manhattan to the dutch for some beads

oh y’all want 2019?

i hate that i made bloomfs love me

omg too many call me an uber

skyboy’s response to the singing vid 🥹

ok singing is done you will now catch me at the open bar having hugo spritzes and hobnobbing for the rest of the night byyyeeee