i want the: fireworks chemistry guy right over there to wanna date me

BRILLIANT! THRILLING! HUMANISTIC! 🙌 absolute cinema 🙌

sat for the odyssey!

me finding out bloomf and bloomf i’ve longtime flirted with are brothers 🤯

IT’S A REAL PHENOMENON AND I DO NOT UNDERSTAND IT BUT ITS SO EMBARRASSING

two contract offers this morning he’s gonna be booked and blessed y’all

you send nudes to your gay friends on their birthday because culture must be preserved

DNA broke his NDA!!! 😮

my new single Are We California Dreaming Yet? is out... now! its available everywhere you stream music. best way to support = Bandcamp jakegiles.bandcamp.com/track/are-we...

fuck chr*s fucking br*wn but my god what a jam

someone please come pin me down, straddle me, and force me to learn this shakespeare by tomorrow

it’s makeout time

look at my feet! they look like a bag of dicks! (i’m catching up on rhori)

fade fresher than american lettuce

that skipping rope guy is the hottest guy on the internet so the rest of us just gotta pack it in

when people say negative things about lady gaga

leaning in to my heritage

to be gay is to simply “yes, and” the other gay people in the comments

good morning and happy national @bostongayboy.bsky.social day

bloomfs in love

just had a *** up my **** whoa

oh noooo world cup plus happy hour got me drunk drunk

games over line up boys

holy shittttttttttt argentina

in the mood to kiss a straight man

love a hydration break

oh fuck england woke up

messi is so hot why do they keep making such scary statues of him

had a big salad last night for dinner so check on me in two weeks

if england wins you have to **** me and if argentina wins you have to **** me

i’m not a bag bitch anymore i promise (wink wink)

halfway through this book and i cannot believe this bitch hasn’t made it further down the Nile yet like damn

ok but where are they saving all this daylight

two people called me with good news this morning and it’s a rule of threes so

me talking to me about wether skyboy is the ultimate fucboi or just busy or a master at playing the long game

i hate when i'm on a flight and i wake up with a water bottle next to me like oh great now i gotta be responsible for this water bottle

james franco doing his own disclosure day and no one even cares!!!

imagine sitting in a front sunroom full of plants in a historic neighborhood watching a massive summer storm roll in ok what you’re imagining is me

when i’m good i’m very good but when i’m bad i’m better

wrote some songs about ricky we always find our way back

really do have love for the real ones on here

what if we touched knees in the terracotta plant pot chairs

sending love to the bloomfies

just reaching down and doing this

lord farquaad to shrek:

i feel god in this chili’s tonight (and by that i mean a belligerently drunk man at the chili’s bar who won’t leave me alone even though i put my airpods in as a deterrent)

i think i need a boatkin

may i present challenge two

i’m really a simple boy gimme a pool mimosa and i’m happy