name a snack

chilling: Lyft driver asked how our day was. When we asked him, his response was “it was good sir” [three seconds pass] [quiet chuckle to himself]

minding my own business in Andersonville when @ptklein.com showed up 🙄

Brown Elephant said Santa but make it mama cc: @chrissayshi.bsky.social

where should we go for dinner

current workout plan is being so good to my little boobies

it is time for clicking and clacking between the same 3 apps hoping something amazing happens

What’s going on

Grandfather clock but make it mama

first preview today which means I’m officially on understudy duty which means I will wake up every morning at 3am already running scenes in my head and wondering why I love doing this hooray!

lets stay in bed and watch National Theatre at Home

omg it’s like everyone’s 1 year Bluesky anniversary (including me 🤗)

god DAMN chips and salsa

autism gays slut gays 🤝

Okay this is serious. What the fuck is going on with the hard shells at Taco Bell. I want someone to look into this.

a lil midday blast for the bis and tris before I get Baja blasted across the street 😎 💪🏽 🌮 🥤

this is the kind of weather I imagine was used to cure consumption

all these remakes and sequels make it so obvious just how flat and boring big budget movie production has gotten in the name of efficiency. ugly! anyway.

Goon Until Dark

Goon a movie The Goondock Saints

SCREAMMMMMM

hot muscular man on a run in the cemetery in only running shorts. we are back!

am I dying

had dreams about two different straight boys I am a Not Well Person 🤡

what this was actually about was how big my hands are

when did you guys find out I was gay

wait my new underwear didn’t show up today

so close to blocking @bostongayboy.bsky.social and it breaks my heart

whatever happened to fun fast food restaurant aesthetics?????

It’s cookoo town. Honestly it’s cookoo town.

me too #ibelievemeredith

“Am I worried about someone who has a pea sized brain?” MEREDITH MARKS!!!!!!!!!!

ok that’s enough winter let’s crank the heat. can someone get Global Warming on line 1 hahahaha lmao

could someone tell me what it’s like to not constantly feel like you’re teetering on the edge of a sinus infection? I have literally forgotten.

ugh

other gay people on this bus being annoying smh

I want to watch Meet Me in St Louis

it’s so loud.

baby it’s cold outside

well… it IS pretty……

this would be a great day to watch Moulin Rouge and then Chicago and then just kind of dissociate for several hours until 4pm when it’s pitch black and 20 degrees out no

Have just realized that the photos tabs in my iMessages only go back as far as when I got my new phone a month ago. Devastating news.

fr wtf am I doing on this app y’all (my latest search terms)

so many bloomflegangers at the gym today it’s making me 😵‍💫😵‍💫 (do all gay guys look the same maybe?)

I’m worried about some of y’alls screen time stats. Not mine though which are perfect and healthy.

reeeeally hard to get out of bed when both animals are in it

SNOW

Just a few boys having a fun time @thomcb88.bsky.social @jonaldric.bgay.social