FUCK IT!!!!! TIMELINE CLEANSE!!!!! ROLL THE CLIP!!!!!!

Some people argue that 'the British Isles' isn't political and we shouldn't be bothered by it, which is why they're invariably so open to my suggestion that we should switch to 'the Irish Isles' for the next few hundred years while we work out a solution.

You couldn’t make Father Ted today, because it was already made 30 years ago. People would watch it and say “This is just Father Ted again!”

Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse

the only bipartisanship i want is that of bisexual partisans fighting the regime

Pre-orders for the Drukhari codex just opened

At least he died doing what he loved most

I think about Nihilisa (Nihilist Lisa) often

Honestly yeah why not

Today I made an important contribution to humanity: uquiz.com/gaDdV2

IT'S THE WEEKEND

Gen Z Hamlet: she suffer on my slings and arrows until I outrageous fortune Horatio: shut the fuck up, Gen Z Hamlet

Leo was laying on my wife while she was trying to sleep off covid, and rising to get up. So I said hey buddy, wanna lay on my lap while I play Street Fighter? And he hopped up and ran over to me. He knows

25 Dublin streets will turn into play streets tomorrow afternoon to mark the 25th annual World Car-Free Day. Unlike other European cities, Dublin rarely does anything big for Car-Free Day but tomorrow will be the biggest ever Car-Free Day Dublin has ever done.

"I had a campaign ready, I had groups throughout the country, we probably had 200 or 300 people dedicated to the campaign. We were ready to go."

Bouncing on that shit that killed Charlie Kirk

Oh, Katamari cat wearing scuba gear, we’re really in an inhospitable environment now!

lately when i’m feeling hopeless i just think of the Katamari cat wearing scuba gear. if she can survive in an inhospitable environment then so can i

In science fantasy they use a different, less common word like “member” or “wick”

Speculative Fiction Litmus Test: It’s fantasy when it’s called a “cock” and it’s sci-fi when it’s called a “dick”

The Italo-Turkish War has to have one of the all time great treaty names. Like yeah I bet having your ass kicked by the weakest of the European powers does hurt

the history will continue until morale improves

Babe, wake up — Austin Walker’s uploaded another 8 hour long KOTOR 2 Let’s Play video!

The Séance of Blake Manor has a launch date! 🥳 You will be able to check-in and begin your investigations on 27 October 2025! bit.ly/TheS%C3%A9an...

I’m like the Grink Friend for people who got big into NFTs back when — the Gorillaz can post about their support for Palestine and I’ll still be like “were the NFTs there??”

Genuinely don't know how to say this without sounding insane but the entire conceit of advertising was always inherently tyrannical—rooted in this idea of individuals having zero right whatsoever not to be bombarded with messaging they explicitly do not want to see, often as intrusively as possible

Obviously Danny Healy-Rae is and always has been a right-wing cunt but it’s extremely funny to see him jumping on the “what causes autism?” bandwagon about 20 years too late to capitalise on it because he’s also a complete buffoon

Have you been to Sprout?? It’s like Chopped but better. Sprout is even better than Shoot. You should try Petal. Why not visit Herb? You can do lunch at Root. You could always try Leaf. Leaf is the new Plant.

I think the final confrontation with “John from IT” in Black Flag is one of the best vocal performances I’ve ever heard in any game I’ve played tbqph

Babe, wake up — Gianmarco Soresi’s taken his clothes off again!

One of my Cats only sleeps in this basket and loves to be carried around 😂

⚔️TIME ⚔️ TO ⚔️ RECLAIM ⚔️ YOUR ⚔️ BRAIN⚔️ Blanksword's Steam Demo & Kickstarter Campaign just launched as of RIGHT NOW! Play the Demo on Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/3484670/... Preorder the game on Kickstarter: www.kickstarter.com/projects/283... Join the Discord: discord.gg/ftmCfsupyv

blinded by the doodles in my doodle house, i slip on the top stair and instantly somersault to my death. my body isn't found for many months because my head to toe doodle outfit + balaclava and gloves seamlessly camaflouges my corpse

Pup and puppuccino ☕️

Discussing #TheTraitorsIRL with friends

𝐀𝐦𝐮𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐌𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐥 𝐈𝐥𝐥𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑚𝑜𝑛, 𝑐𝑢𝑟𝑠𝑒𝑑 After equipping this item, you may not remove it from your hand. You must gaze deeply into it with every action and be driven mad. Messages from the damned come to you in haunting whispers and chilling images. Every year, you must purchase the newest version.

Ben and Nick have some neck celebrating like that after Oyin did the heavy lifting. #TraitorsIRL

The Irish for “Fork spotted in kitchen” is “Chonacthas forc sa chistin”

We've teamed up with @saltstonestudios.bsky.social to announce The Hearth & Harbour, set in the world of The Pale Beyond 🎉 Lead a rundown restaurant in this narrative adventure, using food to create bonds that will impact your customers, and the city at large 🤝 🍽️ bit.ly/HearthHarbou...

technology used to be cool, but now it’s owned by the worst, most moneysick humans on the planet. but there are transsexual furry hackers out there still fighting the good fight

Siobhán McSweeney keeps saying “There’s a piseog on you!” but I wish there was a piteog on me instead 😓

The Irish for “I had forgotten about Bisexuality” is “Rinne mé dearmad ar Déghnéasacht”

No.001, Bleibasár. Bleib=bulb, Dineasár=Dinosaur An Phokémon síl, The seed Pokémon Cuireadh síol aisteach ar a dhroim nuair a rugadh é. Péacfaidh agus fásfaidh an planda as a dhriom. #pixelart #art #pokemon #gaeilge #irish #bulbasaur #draoiart

when something has both "natural and artifical flavors" that means you're getting double the flavor. you're about to enjoy the entire flavor spectrum

Finally picked up the new Prince of Persia game made by the same crowd who made Dead Cells, and I’m delighted to reveal that it plays exactly like if Dead Cells was a Prince of Persia game 😋