Did I just buy $70 of Darlene swag from her website? Maybe…

Me and @totally-kyle.bsky.social share one brain cell and she’s fighting for her life rn

Darlene Fucking Mitchell

How come every Devil Wears Prada 2 trailer/clip I see is worse than the last? My hot take (and I hope I’m wrong): this is going to be a historically bad sequel 😭

surfbort

cat feeder captured my leg legging

first new Acela ride, could cry

Tomorrow is moving day and David Rose is stoned from his first dose of anxiety meds 🥹

Can we make out on the cunty neighborhood iron throne bench?

Can someone turn that UP???

LADY GAGA BAD BUNNY

Apparently I am not good at Summer House trivia. These girls are SERIOUS about their Bravo.

what’s the funniest song Lady Gaga could perform tonight? my vote: swine

so I did think Sombr was an app

Surprised and saddened to learn The Marias isn’t a group of musicians named Maria #Grammys

Electric company accurately summarizing life in 2026

Paul Blart mall flop

Snow day off to a strong start @totally-kyle.bsky.social

High and watching QVC, AMA

The world is shit, so I guess I’ll go to a gay birthday party so we can all argue about whether ***** actually ******* or not

Donald Trump’s agents are untrained, unqualified, unprofessional, and dangerous. It’s time for them to stop their assault on American cities.

hot new physical therapist said I’m “rock solid” and “strong”

Unfortunately I think dancing shirtless to How Bad Do U Want Me (amongst other Gaga masterpieces) would heal my seasonal depression

Fuck Rapaport and fuck NBC for casting him

Two days ago it was Elissa Slotkin. Last week it was Jerome Powell. Before that, Mark Kelly. Weaponizing the justice system against your opponents is an authoritarian tactic. The only person not being investigated for the shooting of Renee Good is the federal agent who shot her.

Brainstorming new gay sports smut series with @bcfox.bsky.social: Seated Rivalry (car racing) Cleared Rivalry (soccer) Putt Stuff (golf)

🚂🚂🚂🚂🚂🚂

🚨 2 new Robyn songs!

this pic taken of me, slightly hungover, omw to get a recovery bagel is actually my new vibe for 2026

happy new year from me and @anothergaymatt.bsky.social and @bcfox.bsky.social and the recession pop that ushered us into 2026 💃🏻

If I don’t get to yell “wake up in the morning like FUCK p diddy” tonight I stg

took this when we came up to Philly at the start of 2025. this was the trip when we decided to actually give this whole “moving to a new city” thing a shot, and life has been one big beautiful whirlwind ever since. so grateful for our new city & the many ways it’s welcomed us this year. go birds 💚

We said we wanted an adventure in 2025 and our first year in Philly did not disappoint ❤️ Grateful to have met so many wonderful people and excited for more birds in 2026!

Your local aunties (me, @totally-kyle.bsky.social, and @bcfox.bsky.social) are going to a recession pop NYE dance party and when I tell you I will be taking multiple naps to prepare 👴🏼

new pfp trend just dropped

hudson williams u are so gorgeous and i need u so bad xx

Upon returning from the cottage, I can admit I was wrong. It really bounced back in the last two. Rozanov ❤️

Post holiday gummy hits different

Coming out of bsky retirement to speak my truth… gay hockey is the worst show I have ever seen in my entire life (except Kip, I would die for you babygirl)

Seriously need a bitch sesh with this one to get all the GBBO tea

Happy 3rd anniversary, @totally-kyle.bsky.social! I’m sorry I ruined every dancefloor pic. Love you so much!

I blame the miller lite 🥰

my favorite Gay Guys 💕 @anothergaymatt.bsky.social @bcfox.bsky.social

Kyle: “he seemed like he had a good head on his shoulders” Me: “but does he have a good head on his boulders?” It’s called JOURNALISM.

Seeing two concerts in a week at 35 means not even good hotel lighting can mask the death in your eyes

actually romantic

Great day to stream BRAT!!!

Welp, not being healed today

I like Blondie a lot but these lyrics are so cringe and off-base that I may need to rethink my stance