three years married to my best friend 💕 I love you & I like you, @anothergaymatt.bsky.social

nothing quite like the rush of finding your gay coworker’s alt and immediately pulling your *other* gay coworker into a corner to show him

gave the cute flight attendant a flirty hello and promptly proceeded to cause a scene by sitting in the wrong seat because it’s 6:44am and I can’t be expected to have more than one coherent thought!!! (and that thought is “cute man!!”)

I blame the bud light 🤷‍♀️

my favorite Gay Guys 💕 @anothergaymatt.bsky.social @bcfox.bsky.social

uh oh.

can someone please remind the patrons at the Cherry Hill mall that they’re in New Jersey and should walk like it???

Happy National Coming Out day

neighborhood bar had $1 high lifes, Reply Guy vibes incoming 🙂‍↕️

someone is very mad that I’m still working…

me letting the intrusive thoughts win today

finally catching up on RHOSLC and I’m just gonna say it: Lisa Barlow <<<<<<<

by kissing men *with* mustaches, duh

whoever invented fruity pebbles protein powder deserves to get their *** *** and their **** ****** because 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

wait y’all…I’m just now finding out that we’re expected to just…keep going???

bloomfs too pretty, send help (and a cold shower 🥵)

at the Phillies game with two Dodgers fans, y’all pray for me 😬

I fear I’ll never recover from this tour, y’all

I’m so sorry but anyone who hasn’t accepted our Lorde and savior into their hearts at this point is going to hell, I don’t make the rules

happy saturday, phone boyfriends 👋🏼

was worried the barbershop I’ve been going to leaned a little too macho + conservative, but they spent most of my haircut today railing against “jingoistic bullshit” and “fucking anti-trans propaganda” so I think I’m actually in really good hands??

finding out some of y’all are Sw*ft*es has me SHOOK

haven’t listened to The Album but I kinda want to avoid it and just keep reading y’all’s reaction skeets instead??

started a new pottery class tonight and it was so lovely 🥹

me watching all of you post autumnal pole + hole

alright so I’m going to need at least a week to recover from this

can’t sleep who wants to come over and bake me cookies and rub my back real quick?

seeing Lorde twice this week 🙌🏻

this Schoenberg we’re singing with my choir, y’all 😰

scrolling through my skeets from last night

first time having gay pizza as a philly resident and honestly it slaps even harder??

okay tooooo many straight girls at LGP tonight???

can’t wait to see the straight Trixie + Katya 😍

it’s family feud time y’all

promising first session with a new therapist, evening out with friends at a drag show, Friday afternoon massage…we might just make it, y’all 🥹

wine drunk at a drag show let’s go girls

catching up on last night’s RHOSLC and I truly cannot believe I had to hear those women say “dick sucker” that many times

wednesdays on bsky >>>>

can’t wait to see more discourse about Wicked !! everyone is very chill about it and shares nuanced takes and it makes me love the internet !!!!

me responding to rapture thirst traps today

hey team just circling back + wanted to double-click on this…if anyone wants to crack my back into a million little pieces can you let me know by EOD?

all of y’all joking about the rapture clearly weren’t raised in a southern evangelical household 👀

okay qq when are we gonna be done with encores as a thing?

there are far too many straight men at the Dula Peep concert tbh

okay which new york bloomfs are we smoochin’ before Miss Peep tonight? 👀

high as a kite and ***** as ****

y’all 🥹

drinks with bloomfs, cuddles with the cats, edible + RHOSLC >>>>

Oh Heyyyy, Philly Bloomfies 🤭

the way I’m going to ascend when I finally get to hear this live tomorrow open.spotify.com/track/1DiVt4...