replies to this are proof that good people exist and that I’m very lucky to have this little corner of the internet in my life, even if it’s easy to feel overwhelmed by it or let it fuel your insecurities. love this lil bloomf community we’ve been building, y’all 🥹

you know it’s bad when you don’t even have the energy to post your way through it

One of the things that THE GOOD PLACE is ultimately about is that fragility and the inevitability of loss are parts of what makes humans important to each other. Allowing grief to exist instead of telling lies to yourself is a key part of retaining your soul, truly. You simply can’t defeat death.

okay me + who??

hey so it’s 3am and I can’t sleep, does anyone wanna come over and read me a bedtime story? 🥹

skeeting it into existence: 2026 is the year I finally get my thigh tattoo 🙂‍↕️

Saw this in theaters yesterday & while I have a few quibbles with the pro-shot itself, I remain convinced this is one of Sondheim’s greatest. Maybe that’s a perspective that comes with age, or one that hits particularly hard in a year of big changes…regardless, I’m so so happy this film exists

I’m sorry but sometimes I see another funny and attainably-attractive gay guy on the internet and I just think I’m at capacity for those right now?? like there are too many of y’all to keep up with and your girl is tired!!

chat do we think “eating a whole container of general tso’s tofu” is the same as “consuming protein after my workout” or??

happy friday from me and this diva of a mug I just got back from the kiln 🥹

one of these days it’ll be real, right? 🥺

a good friend of mine is an indie musician and reminded me that some of these other big platforms at least *pay* artists more per stream - so while they might all be corrupt in their own way, choosing to go with something like Tidal is one way to consume in better alignment with your values 🤷🏻‍♂️

at risk of wading too deeply into ✨the discourse✨, I’m genuinely curious: are we not concerned about Apple donating to the WH ballroom and Tim Cook’s buddying up to our fascist overlords? Or is this something folks are simply less concerned about than they are the Spotify ICE ads?

some of y’all listen a lot of music!!!

2026 goals: less click clacking, more dick snacking 🙂‍↕️

will pay one of you homosexuals a billion dollars in kisses and other mouth things if you come over and help me make interior decorating decisions because I haaaaate it and need help

side discourse? in 2025? when will you sinners realize the only “side” you need to be on is the Lorde’s?!

y’all I am zooted outta my mind and watching Canada’s Drag Race and I am hangingggg on for dear life with some of these runway looks

Mary Magdalene, MM…flip it around???

you guys it is so coldddd outside who wants to carry me to the gym and also maybe do my workout for me???

today’s mood board:

my favorite turkey 💕

gays sneaking out after thanksgiving dinner to the no loads refused cum dump & telling their families they’re “just running to the store real quick”:

my 67-year-old mother was invited to a “healthy aging Facebook group for women” and after being in it for a few days has determined it’s “just a bunch of whiny old women who need to get it together” 😂

when you finally respond to all of your texts after [redacted] weeks of marking everything as unread and then…everyone starts responding right away

Paula Abdul on Canada’s Drag Race is the reason I’m gonna make it, I think??

took an edible + watched the first episode of Pluribus last night and good lorddd was that a choice

okay so just a heads up to maybe pass on this one if you’ve got daddy issues!!! (or watch it if you’re also a bit of a masochist like me)

okay also is anyone else weirdly perturbed by how slow the “one question haunts and hurts” section of No Good Deed is or am I a freak?

something I haven’t stopped thinking about since the first movie: why devote so much time promoting the practical effects and larger-than-life sets you built only to basically wash allllll of that out in the final product??

okay just wait a clock-tick

okay as expected No Good Deed was THE moment for me and the rest is all dressing (except for literally that final frame)

okay can someone who’s seen Wicked tell me if my boyfriend* is in part 2 or not?? *the drummer who absolutely COOKS at the key change in The Wizard & I and at the end of No One Mourns the Wicked

if you need me at any point today I’ll just be over here clicking back and forth between bootlegs of Willemijn Verkaik & Jessica Vosk singing No Good Deed (plz do not need me, I am busy)

oh so y’all are HORNY horny today, got it

coffee shop had a sweet potato pie muffin today and y’all *know* daddy got a little sweet treat after the gym

I stg if any of you post spoilers and ruin what happens to Elphaba and Glinda and Nessa and Fiyero and Boq I’ll drop a fucking house on you next

did this at least three times today 🫡

if there’s one thing I’m gonna do it’s start a meeting by saying “There’s not that much on the agenda for today 🙂” and then proceed to remember 37 things that I actually really do need to discuss

just a reminder, apropos of nothing, that we can let people enjoy things we don’t personally enjoy (unless those things are racist, transphobic, or Britani from RHOSLC) 🩷💚

today’s kitchen adventures include a pistachio ricotta cake, honey butter corn soufflé, and sweet potato casserole and I am HUNGRY y’all 🤤

Drag Race UK judging remains trashhhhh

before the meeting / after the meeting

🎶 we’ve no time to sit and dither while her withers wither with her 🎶

quick question: when do y’all have time to watch all this stuff?? like how has everyone seen the latest Netflix documentary *and* caught up on the most recent housewives franchise *and* been to the movies multiple times in a month all while working and trying to keep their mortal husks alive??

hi can everyone stop yelling for just a sec?

y’all I met a cow today & I’ve never been happier 😍

hi bloomfs

views from the pottery studio rooftop >>>>

I put the “sylvan” in Pennsylvania (I really like wood?)