posting another mirror pic will solve all my problems, right?

hey quick q does anyone have a neck I can borrow or at least a few vertebrae

love re-visiting skeets from when I was high off my ass because what do you mean I wrote a William Carlos Williams parody poem about my testicles in a bathtub last night??

Friday unwind sponsored by utz braided honey wheat twists

happy friday, kitty cats

I have overheated my plums that were in the bathtub and which should probably not be in hot water for that long Forgive me they are overwhelmed so steamy and so hot

bath water too hot 😤

once again blaming everything on my birth chart 💅🏼

god y’all are pretty

one day the grindr sugar daddy bot will be real one day the grindr sugar daddy bot will be real one day the grindr sugar daddy bot will be real one day th—

neck’s still in shambles + husband’s out of town for the next 6 days = pizza delivery 1 of [redacted] has been secured ✅

day 2 of being unable to move my neck without feeling like someone’s driving a spike through the base of it AMA

loooove posting on the internet, haaaate being perceived 🥴

got my Sunday scaries out of the way early by nearly having two panic attacks yesterday so today we’re just vibing and ya know what? kinda nice 🤷🏻‍♂️

well.

ya know what I love this for Jane why not??

we fucking made it y’all

okay happy friday fuck marry kill: 😜 tongue out mirror selfie gay ✌🏼 peace sign mirror selfie gay 🙂 stare directly at the camera and smile mirror selfie gay

one like and I’ll go cruising at this car dealership

it’s Friday, we got All this new music out today, drag race finale tonight AND it’s fcf

when the guy at the car dealership asks what kind of work you’re getting done but all you know is that your husband made an appointment and asked you to go

zooted and trying to catch up on The Pitt and it’s not going well

so many of y’all today:

wow it really doesn’t take much to get y’all to show me your big fat hogs and I just think that’s kinda beautiful 🥹

okay if bluesky is down everyone post hog real quick I promise we won’t see it

wait y’all “Clavicular” is that guy’s NAME???

okay it turns out kinda!!!

hey quick q if I go outside and run as fast as humanly possible for a bit will the horrors end or is there something else that might help??

the number of hot dads on this flight out of Charlotte today…

now accepting applications for this hat

new traveling pet peeve unlocked: people who board early + put their bags in bins at the front of the plane even though they’re sitting in the back, forcing me (a front of the plane passenger) to put my bag in a bin behind me!! all I’m gonna do is slow you down on the way out, babe!!!

about to spend the weekend in Asheville with my Straight But Kinda Fruity Boyfriends and I might actually weep??

new pottery teacher is hot

I think I’m becoming an allergy girl after [redacted] years of no issues and I do 👏🏼 not 👏🏼 like 👏🏼 it 👏🏼

had a potato + ricotta pizza tonight and I actually think it healed me?? (yes I am high what of it)

oh so we’ve reached the “calling QVC” portion of the evening I see 👀

I haven’t wanted to kill for a drag queen like I want to kill for Darlene Mitchell in a longggg long time

Nini Coco if you read this I’m free on Thursday night and would like to hang out. Please respond to this and then hang out with me on Thursday night when I’m free.

Jane Don’t won’t be on my TV tonight and I —

hottest man I’ve ever seen in my life wearing slutty little shorts + doing squats behind me at the gym, it really *is* Good Friday 🥹

Fun Cross Friday amiright 🥰

booked an appointment the day before my birthday 🤭

so yesterday was a weird little day over here on bluesky dot app huh??

Seeing West on my screen last week vs. this week #summerhouse

okay nerds can anyone explain why this keeps happening in my DMs? bloomf is sending me posts & they ALL show up as deleted even though I know they haven’t been. normally I’d expect this if I’ve blocked the user, but that’s not the case here - it’s *every* message, and I don’t block that many people!

spent all weekend at a friend’s bachelorette party and while I had a blast and a half I *desperately* need to do Something Gay to get my shakras back in alignment

finally watched drag race and RuPaul I would like a WORD

got hit on by two (very drunk) women at the country western bar last night

y’all @anothergaymatt.bsky.social is so hot like ?????

dad got on a boat today (one day I’ll learn how to hold a beer a little less 💅🏼 but today is not that day)