Juicy just delivered…one of the best lip syncs of *all* time??

Darlene 👏🏼 fucking 👏🏼 Mitchell 👏🏼

client asked me today if I was okay because I apparently “look more worn out than usual” and like…yes OBVIOUSLY?? have you read the news lately Susan, how tf else should I look???

anyone else finding themselves drawn to media that leaves them feeling uncertain or on the fence lately? I’ve encountered a few books and movies recently that made me say, “…huh, I’m not sure how I feel about this?” and I kind of love that??

views from today’s run 🥰

when daylight saving time hits and you’re still a lil depresso

the way this episode cleared my acne, corrected my posture, and replenished my bank account!!

if I ever get into hard drugs it’s because I’m trying to replicate the high I get finding *exactly* what I need at a suburban Container Store

y’all I can’t remember a time I laughed more at an episode of drag race?? top tier television.

your girl got a promotion this week, y’all 🙌🏻

reallllly love that my division’s quarterly all-hands meeting has devolved into an AI circle jerk. what an excellent way to spend 90 minutes 🫠

hot + seemingly gay client just referenced his “wife” on a call

okay, I’ve seen enough!!!!

finally watching season 2 of The Pitt and am once again reminded of how many crimes I would commit for Nurse Dana

something about not getting enough sleep and waking up overwhelmed at the state of things really got me in the mood to smooch + more 🙂‍↕️

Tomorrow is moving day and David Rose is stoned from his first dose of anxiety meds 🥹

brb need to go catch up on my whorespondence (liking a bunch of gay guy’s pics on close friends)

if there’s one thing I’m gonna do it’s find the *one* kinda-fruity-but-probably-straight waiter at a wine bar in the suburbs and make it my mission to be his favorite 🥰

y’all it’s been a longggg day of work travel with snow delays etc and I’m ending it at a TGI Fridays in suburban Maryland AMA

okay so clearly we didn’t spitball hard enough here

hey so (and I’m really just spitballing here) what if it like…didn’t snow??

help I’m zooted and marveling at the fact that highways exist

Natalie trying to get support from Tara at the roundtable: #TheTraitorsUS

okay I kinda haaaate that they put confessionals/talking heads in snatch game??

me keeping the skeet in drafts because I’d rather let people find whatever joy they can in this hellhole of a world than dunk on new art I didn’t personally love

tried my luck at the general sale this morning 🤡

who else woke up thinking about that one time they mispronounced a word at a party full of gay people nine years ago? just me?

coming out as someone who is very 🤷‍♀️ about pits but I love that y’all love them so much!!!!

okay well, at least it was a quick loss!! 🫠

last year I swore I was done with the terror & trauma of concert ticket presales…but MUNA is playing a Brooklyn show on my birthday so I am once again preparing to fight for my fucking life

my sleepiest angel 🥹

truly can’t imagine spending my hard-earned money on a concert ticket only to TALK THE ENTIRE TIME????

finally doing this tonight btw in case anyone cares

“day off” this, “long weekend” that

finally catching up on traitors and whatttt is this Tara/Johnny bestie reveal??

me rn:

can you tell we had like 300 drinks @anothergaymatt.bsky.social @totally-kyle.bsky.social

help I can’t stop thinking about this moment from Stephen Libby’s IG story

the way I need Darlene Mitchell to **** my **** and then **** my **** and then also ******** my *** ****

pros of being in a top-floor apartment: no upstairs neighbors 😍 cons of being in a top-floor apartment: when snow buildup causes roof damage, the melting snow starts leaking directly into your bedroom 😍😍😍

y’all…I reallllly really loved this one

okay y’all Kyle + Amanda were definitely broken up before they started filming this season of summer house, right??

Can someone turn that UP???

raise your hand if you’re doppelgangoomf I wanna see something

zooted and veryyyy confused by skiing

took a day off on Friday and apparently everyone else just…kept working? like they sent me emails and slacks and kept doing their jobs and now I’m supposed to just…keep going like I was always here?? no one warned me about this 😡

okay the chatgpt commercial having a farmer ask for a report on how much water they’ve used is…a wild choice????

my mom gets it 😂

FUCK FUCK FUCK

wait y’all that’s Pedro right?!?