50° in mid-November and a walk around the lake is good for the soul.

Being gay means a sub-15 minute pace during a casual Sunday afternoon stroll

SAW YOUR FACE IN MIIIIIIIIIIIINE IN A PICTURE BY OUR BEDSIDE IT WAS COLD IN THE SUMMERTIME 🎸🎵🎶

me thinking this morning that it’ll be a good easy friday

Being changed? For good? It’s more likely than you think.

Getting my first sleep report from my new Oura ring

It’s only Wednesday

Stop filming yourself or your fucking radio on Snapchat while you’re DRIVING. Oh my god.

The painting on my coffee cup was a clue on Jeopardy! yesterday and I got a little too excited about it.

MUNA playing at Whole Foods…..fork found in kitchen…..

not enough people talking about can’t stop the high, zombieboy, or lovedrug tbh

The number of times I’ve accidentally swiped to the Reels section in Instagram this past week is i n f u r i a t i n g Stop changing shit!!! My muscle memory can’t keep up!!!

seré tu reliquia // soy tu reliquia

God-tier Britney track finally available on vinyl and in a cunty “dream pop” colored pressing. 🩷🩷🩷

Just got re-mad about #DragRaceUK

Christmas shopping and debating between an entire truckload of new th*ngs or something actually useful for my husband

been way too productive/trapped in zoom meetings for a Friday morning. now accepting recommendations on how to offset that with an unproductive Friday afternoon.

Sorry, but why would I rate the Reminders app in the App Store

followed a random hot guy public snapchat account and he asked for a face pic and when i sent one he blocked me

Thank god we have new Robyn

Everyone else taking a week off work: no changes, everything goes smoothly, returns with no issues, looks refreshed and relaxed Me when I take two days off: 4873 emails, nothing gets done, war/famine/disease outbreak, somehow paler than when I left, in the distance sirens

Well damn. What a Tuesday night.

This is bullshit

Gorgeous light show and the most extreme “Wicked: For Good” promo seen tonight 🩷💚🌌

I’ve been staying at my aunt’s Florida home with my mom for the last three days and I can’t put into words how bad I need to be back home good fucking god

Alexa, play bitch better have my money

In a world of Dick Durbin’s, be a Tina Smith. Look who’s retiring and still looking out for her constituents. It’s not that hard.

girl fuck you

it is pretty darkly funny seeing posts like URGENT!!!! it is SUNDAY EVENING you must PUT DOWN YOUR DINNER and call your senator IMMEDIATELY to politely request they not press the big button marked "fuck you". this will not actually stop them from pressing the fuck you button. functioning democracy

🚨Mamma Mia back on Delta flights🚨

found the family with the noisy kids toy that I will inevitably be seated next to on this flight

The winner of that lipsync? You HAVE to be joking. Rupaul get your gd eyes checked… #dragraceuk

holy fuck this rosalía album

Quote with a 10/10 album

Listening to the most snubbed album at the 2026 Grammys

Taking a little blue pill* after work today 😏 *Aleve

Thursday happened

Golden hour at 3:45 🫥🍁🍂

can you imagine what we can do this time next year?

Aggressively sunny and beautiful on Election Day? It’s more likely than you think. #VOTE

The only good thing he did was be responsible for this moment

Why are floor tickets to Florence + the Machine two hundred American dollars in this current economy.

D’Arcy Carden, the woman you are…

Both me and my Labubu husband lost the costume contest to someone dressed as a Franzia box. I hate straight people parties. @nateythom.bsky.social

Remember: you are one.

A Halloween costume party on November 1st feels illegal…but that is my plan for the evening…