Walked children in nature and listened to Olivia Rodrigo. Happy Thursday. 💚

Need an option on Instagram to stop showing me ads of cute clothes just for me to click on it and see that they are kids clothes 😒

Saw disclosure day

It’s not even ONE THIRTY on TUESDAY are you KIDDING ME

Olives (but not my dog Olive), mushrooms, shrimp, pickles. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Me lol

The greatest album of all time. They even named a museum after its best track.

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French is just an insane language, like what do you mean you just don’t say any of those letters

Venn diagram of neighbors with a gas lawn mower and neighbors who mow before 10 am is a circle

No one does shady backyard afternoons like Olive 🫒

We need term limits on drag race!!!!

Today marks 10 years since a gunman killed 49 people and wounded more than 50 others at Pulse nightclub in a targeted attack against the LGBTQ+ and Latino communities in Orlando, Florida. Today and always, our hearts are with the survivors, victims, and their families as we work to end armed hate.

Meg Stalter’s music career is the best thing to happen to Pride Month, I am so serious.

Hubby goes out of town for work and I put on three hours of storm chasing videos and play TOTK until I go cross eyed. 😌

everyone say thank u paper magazine

Cleaned the bathroom a little too hard and now all I smell is bleach

Mama Nature said, “Hi Gay!” 🌈

I read this because I thought “oh, clickbait headline it’s not gonna be as insane as it sounds” but it actually is. The byline of “The me-first doctrine is a thread to prosperity” is actually absurd.

Trying to circle the square of “socialism” and “the me-first doctrine”

Taking a quick break from work to walk children in nature is one of the very few perks of being in the office.

Calling in sick to work because my peonies finally bloomed

A revised version of “Does He Love You” by Reba McEntire and Linda Davis

Soundtrack for Pride Month:

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Happy #PrideMonth 🌈

Sunday night draft drop

At my niece’s dance recital. I am a mild appreciator for the art of dance and a supportive uncle, but I am first and foremost a fan of hot dads.

some of the most iconic bridges in the world 🤩

Call me Stanley Yelnats the way I am digging holes

“Easy A” hit the nail on the head in 2010 and it’s still very much correct

WRONG. It’s Eastside Girls by MUNA.

Ok it actually did turn into a bidding war and I nearly went 3x my budget and lost so that ugly bitch can have the damn stool

Have to stay awake so I can get in a bidding war over a vintage Danish modern teak padded stool

Drove along the river to pick up hubby from the airport and there were so many shirtless men running along the trails 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

We really were not meant to read or have access to everyone’s fleeting thoughts and opinions so easily

Belted Alien Superstar on my drive in to offset everything else this morning and while it did not help, it was a great moment.

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Uh Oh! I little h**h and a little h***y!

It’s 90° and sunny and I don’t have a backyard with enough privacy to sunbathe nude 😤

Angie Craig is essentially a moderate Republican who is gay, so she calls herself a Democrat. We don’t need more of those in the senate. Vote and support Peggy Flanagan for senate!

Coming soon to the Racket merch shop... limited run 👀

WHAT or way of life??

I think a MUNA cover of LoveDrug would fix a lot of things for me

The biggest “hell fuckin yeah”. (Gift link in the comments of the original post)

saw an ig photo prompt that said “2023 was 3 years ago, post photos from 2023” like yes, that is how time works you are correct