10 am me is making promises that 3:30 pm me cannot accomplish

By doing WHAT, Ken? Give us a plan. Give us direction. Give us details. Enough of the vague “this is an outrage and we’re gonna fight back” messaging with no actual follow through!

saw mother mary after an edible

Three gay boys

Learning important phrases en français

Restarted Breath of the Wild instead of picking it back up where I left it a year ago (inside Ganon’s castle) and I forgot how much I love this game and doing little tasks and searching around for little seeds and plants and shit!!!!!

🧢

it is physically impossible for the genx/boomer liberal type to make a joke that doesn’t involve bizarre homophobia or transmisogyny and it’s weird as fuck

Just remembered we get a new MUNA album in two weeks

My husband is a Taurus and this tracks.

Going back in time to post this yesterday :(

Can’t stop thinking about Garden of Eden

Cannot overstate how stunning these are and how much I love them. 🔮

Two and a half hours of yard work in this 70° weather and I feel ALIVE and also fully wiped. I love having a yard and a nice spring day!!!!!!

Whose bed have your WHAT been under?

Hurricane Vicky:

someone at the bar last night spent at least $15 to play “i wanna be bad” by willa ford twice within 15 minutes

I have had some alcohol

I’m so deeply obsessed with these. The artwork is stunning. The details are beautiful. The artist is a FAN and the small Easter eggs throughout show that. Enjoy.mycake on IG and Etsy!

My Lady Gaga tarot deck got delivered today so I will be spending the rest of the day fawning over the artwork on them.

No pants + watching interior design videos on YouTube happy Thursday

It’s so nice outside I could SCREECH. I love you, 75° and sunny.

Currently:

30 Minute Ethel Cain Ride with Cody Rigsby

Honestly……it’s a big yes for me. Pete Stauber sucksssss. Let’s go Congressman Luke!!!!!!

That’s enough of that!!!!

Listening to “Virgin” (Lorde, 2025) for the first time in a while and WOW I’m still not over it.

Someone remix “Runway” so it features Lil John in the line “Got the front row screaming ‘OKAYYYYY’”

Forgot to share the #MAYHEMBall vest I spent a week stoning ❤️💎

I’ll miss you forever, MAYHEM Ball ❤️🖤♟️

Oh! Ok.

My body was like “what if we didn’t sleep at all tonight?”

Saw Project Hail Mary

Substack is basically just “personal life LinkedIn” at this point

I love the mute button like no YOU be quiet

Took an edible and watching Interstellar

taking a full day to recover from two concerts and a total of like four drinks across those two days. I love being in my 30s.

can’t sleep, still buzzing from MAYHEM Ball

We were happy just to be alive. 🖤

Good morning to Lady Gaga & Doechii

Mayhem in Minnesota was unreal. Can’t wait to do it again tomorrow

This was FUCKING insane holy SHIT

HAPPY MAYHEM BIRTHDAY BB @pinkponysub.bsky.social !!!!! So glad I got to see you on this most blessed day. ❤️🖤❤️🖤

DEATH OR LOVE TONIGHT 🖤🖤🖤🖤 Mayhem Ball round 2!

Ignoring reality (and zoom meetings) to take selfies in the office👸🏻

This is absolutely a 30 Rock bit

repeatedly checking social media to see if the world is actively ending or if lady gaga is doing ok