Here are my thoughts on that #dragrace lipsync: Face face face face FACEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Found my section at Half Price Books last night.

Diva down…

send full body nudes so i know you made it home safe

I literally cannot stop thinking about Maya Rudolph in Oh Mary. I can’t pay attention to anything else.

Started working out/lifting again for the sole purpose of not feeling like shit after standing and dancing at the MAYHEM Ball two nights in a row

Me: attempting upper body workouts My acid reflux:

Christians on Easter

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can the moderation team return from whatever team vacation they’re on so i can use bluesky in public again

First post-7pm sunset of the year is really turning it out. 💜🩷❤️🧡🤎🖤

Maneater is playing at this brewery oh my god

Supernatural (especially the Troye Sivan version) is top 5 of her entire discography tbh

We’re so blessed to be living in the same timeline as Tiffany Pollard

Instagram feed is full of Cadbury Mini Egg content. Perfectly curated. 🥚

God, I cannot stand Amanda. #rhobh

Firing Kristi Noem will not bring back Alex Pretti. It will not bring back Renee Good. It will not make Minnesota whole again after the horror and devastation wrought upon us by Operation Metro Surge.

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

Kristi Noem getting fired really made me think how I should shoot my shot with you and ask you to rawdog me

This ghoul has finally been fired. But make no mistake, Stephen Miller is still in charge of DHS and especially ICE.

Kristi Noem: doggone it, you tried to shoot your shot, but in the end you got iced out girl. Now sashay away.

birthday girl birthday girl birthday girl!!! Happy sixth birthday Olive! ❤️🫒

Me: *eating my Raising Cane’s* My dog:

“chill pop pilates monday morning” playlist is delivering on this monday morning

Husband on our wedding day vs. when Hudson Williams shows up on Connor Storie’s episode of SNL

Talk me out of buying this hat (I have a sister getting married in September)

Having a lot of feelings about parasocial relationships with celebrities after sitting behind a girl who had a criminal case of main character syndrome at the Mary Beth Barone show and spent the whole set trying to get her attention. Like don’t…do that…? Talking to you, Emily.

YES. BITCH. WERK. #SNL

Jonathan on #survivor50... hello.

It’s wrong to vaporize school children even if Congress votes to approve it.

Getting caught up on #thetraitors and the reunion and I will confidently say with my full chest that Michael Rapaport is a raging homophobe and needs to fade into a short life of oblivion and Andy Cohen needs to stop letting him on any Bravo programs. FUCK. HIM. Thank you.

This show was a GA standing room show and my body is in so much pain because of it 😫

An iconic night™ with Mary Beth Barone and friends. 🤍

Chromatica really deserved better. What a solid album. 💗⚔️

Realizing at noon after struggling to focus in four different meetings that I forgot to take my meds

Rihanna has Fenty Beauty Lady Gaga has Haus Labs Ariana has rem beauty Selena has Rare Beauty I’m excited to announce the launch of my own personal beauty line:

Bad night to be a d*mocr*t with a phone number or an email address

“Ok great, we’ll stop here and give you 43 minutes back!”

This is all so terrifying oh my god??

I’m a catch

The only things I have to say about #dragrace this week are a series of obscene things I want Zane Philips to do to me that do not belong on Beyoncé’s internet

Finished my fifth book of the year and it’s not even March. 😌

I’d die for her. AND I’d kill for her. 🥇🥇🥇

US Men’s bobsled team: I am free on Thursday if you don’t have any plans on Thursday, which is when I am free to hang out

Added a couple more holes to my ears. 💎💎

Happy Valentine’s Day from my close friends story meme I made earlier. 🥌

I like I like I like I like I like Everything about you ❤️❤️❤️ Happy Valentine’s Day, @nateythom.bsky.social ❤️

You’re trying to follow ME with a profile that says “dude into dudes, not part of the rainbow crowd”?!

She’s here and she’s perfect. 🥹

Hot dad spring started today btw 🩵