to remain on a legendary run and never slip up once even after so much mismanagement and so many changes to your group is insane like these are all-timer divas to me OFFICIALLY

universe grant me the same gift as Gillian Anderson of being hot forever at all times

new fromis_9 and wonho albums today, it’s like christmas for kpop phags

just had an excellent chest workout and i feel like a whoooooore

ascended to a new height of drunk-fag-dancing-with-not-a-care-in-the-world to this song

quick!! someone make passionate love to me

DANCING TO DISCO IN SILVER LAKE FEELING VERY CORRECT

DANSE time

had a good arm workout now i feel like a slutttttt

one of my best friends took a job in a european country in 2019 and has transformed since then into a relaxed and happy and stable human and i am just gazing longingly at every picture and update i get sent

flippable bloomves lemme hear yall make some noise !

i still got that working class money anxiety in me where i will be panicking while making plans with people that i’m committing to something i can’t afford. even when i can afford it !! also when i realize i’m talking to a group of people classes above me i still kind of automatically dissociate

leuvely actually

i do not long for this allegedly ideal frictionless and convenient life that tech bros assert the value of and have made the goal of every product like i want to slow down and feel shit! i have always loved the tactility of physical things like i hate screen everything so bad

Actually flawless.

very narrowly celsius’d my way out of migraine happy monday

watching ossan’s love and absolutely cackling

i have a deep unlimited well of anger and hatred for the evil and inhumane american healthcare system like burn the bitch down this is an insane way to live and I’m sick of pretending it’s fine and normal or something we “can’t fix” fuck that

who wanna smooch while I’m inside you 😌

watched the american life music video again and… yup

i am so thrilled by those who thoroughly enjoy and are dedicated to sucking dick like that is incredible, love your craft !!!!

making america great includes getting everyone sick with infectious diseases apparently which is so awesome and definitely what jesus would have wanted as well. you fuckin idiots.

Trickle down economics explained with cats

how do i experience the rush music video in real life because i feel that’s what i need to heal me

oh no my shorts are falling down !! someone help 😌

do NOT listen to LES girl on repeat in the depths of your saturn return… baby i am sobbing !!!!

karmically correct 😌

i don’t fuck with it !!!!!!!!

san from ateez if you want to hang out on thursday i am free on thursday to hang out when i am free thursday

soccer players are doing acting like this is hilarious

going to view the ball kicking this evening as an excuse to drink go sport!!!!

OKAY LA THATS ENOUGH FIREWORKS

i do genuinely hope that we turn things around in this country and stop being little pawns for the billionaires for no reason. i believe there are truly good people out here and that we can actually be a compassionate and sustainable society but my god yall we have to band together and TRY.

Turn it up

i love everyone but any mention of that woman and you’re getting blocked i simply cannot do any more of that ✨

oh i need to hear good for the soul in the club and twirl STAT

honestly madge ate down and i am pleasantly surprised !! i was getting worried but there’s legit madonna dna from almost every era running through this album and it all works perfectly. a legend !!!!

can’t stop watching this clip

so unfortunate that so many of yall turned straight today because i happen to be in the mood to passionately make out and roll around and pull your body into mine and tease the hole with my tip smh

HUGE WORK PROJECT ENDS TODAY WAHOO

i’m gonna be so much gayer in july and also each subsequent month

me vs trying to get health insurance: the battle continues. frankly i am so sick of am*rica for this like can i just get some insurance without spending half my rent? no is the answer. 🤩

we are in an end stage climate disaster caused by ai and some of yall are still like SILLY HORSE PICTURE WITH MY FACE ON IT like it’s hard not to go to doom mode

going to organize an all-gay-Matts party where are the other gay Matts at

wlw, flip it around… mlm

silly and goofy mood this morning !

getting inundated with ads for beta blockers…. like yeah i probably need em but get out of my face

god Carly does it every single time

I LIVED BITCH!!! but I’m in a bad mood

about to have a gruelingly long and hectic work day and trying to hype myself up to endure it but i don’t know if i have the strength !!!