oh work bitch

saturday now that is really something !

new Yves EP life is worth living !!!!!!

anyone have advice for when you feel absolutely untethered to anything at all in your life asking for a friend

i had a subtle little white wine blend on this flight and my body decided all of its blood needed to go express mode to my dick

this laufey video with hudson williams? Megan skiendiel??? ALYSA LIU????

driving around in my minivan blasting slayyyter and scaring the locals who won’t me

my brain is locked the hell in today for some reason, watch out !!!!

okay fine, you win with your little gay stuff !!! i am back on insta @ maatttoomkoo

not someone less than 1000 feet away on grindr in the very residential neighborhood where i grew up… whose dad is f@gging out !!!!!

effceeeff late entry or whateva

katseye must be a ragebait psyop at this point

why is my minivan kind of turning it like who wanna bounce on it in the third row

exchanged box of cigarettes car for a minivan 😌 who’s ur mommy now

4am airport time ! i feel completely insane

covering your eyes and going lalala is not acceptable this shit needs to be shut down and clearly it’s gonna have to be our doing

just had a lovely FaceTime with my whole family wherein every single person told me i looked tired/awful/hungover. i will never escape east coast culture !!!

just got home drunk as hell but i am still running the dishwasher because i am #that bitch

DRUNK IN THE CLUB WHO OUT

hannah einbinder please never ever change

actually do not know if i can even stomach working in tech again because everyone is like miles deep into their own asshole and proud of their completely unethical stances and lack of integrity. like i don’t want to lose more of my life to these interactions i really do NOT

“so pretentious, looking down on my St. Loser Misery” rattles around in my head all day cathy really ate down with that one

still obsessed with this song btw

boobs day if you even care 🙂

the depressy spiral is whooping my ass today, save me eddie bowl and bath save me

now what do yall know about this hit

new kep1er mini album is… phenomenal

on multiple occasions, several in fact

happy trans day of visibility to all my trans icons out there 😌🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵 and to every weirdo transphobe; watch your fuckin back if you end up in my vicinity 🤭

did daddy buy you that for christmas? that’s reeeeeeeeeeal nice

OH MOTHERENE LET US BREATHEEEE

drunk again ama

hun gover who wanna hit me over the head with something or sit on my lap

me when my mom tells me that the neighborhood ladies are discussing me as the gay commie California son again

slayyyter knew that some gay people need to scream !!!

At this point, I just assume people who use generative AI completely lack any empathy.

ignore every post about flopping i’ve decided i’m going to serve it divaliciously

bloomfstie is coming to visit and has been in the security line at the airport for almost 3 hours

my balkan activates expeditiously whenever this comes on

i yearn for the cvnty little european EV divas and also chargers in apartment parking and solar panels on every roof like god we have the technology to be serving so hard and we’re choosing to be floptina so some old white men can stay rich for 3 years until they die it’s BLEAK

life keeps gagging me every two seconds baby can i have a breather

those who **** crazy **** straight into *******ing are going to the vip section of heaven !!!!

arms 2day hehe

I do think we are staring down the barrel of having to pay a handful of companies until the end of time just to exist in society while they harvest everything about our lives for profit and absolute control... and if we can't stop it now, it'll never be stopped.

CAMP MOTHER !!!!

i just love a sunset

the world is your oyster, be crazy!!!!!

i am warning everyone: if your work tries to force you to use ai shit, resist as hard as you can. and get all your coworkers on board. my entire career path is dissolving in front of me and it’s because people sold each other out to use ai tools. the gag is… everybody is getting fired!!!

a fun thing about my brain is that it delivers crises sooooo slowly and gradually. so i just sit around increasingly kind of generally feeling anxious and bad and then one day BOOM we hit critical mass