the heart of a slut, the mind of a slut, the music of a slut, the booty of a slut, the moves of a slut

genuinely so pissed off that Zohran was elected in New York right after I left and that now that I’m in LA more people voted for a d list ex reality tv star than a candidate who shared Zohrans values… like New York i miss you dearly

she gets me

if anyone votes for sp*ncer pr*tt you are a huge fucking idiot and i hope you suffer deep karmic consequences

new Carly music i literally feel reinvigorated and prepared to continue living

crying upon completing my reread because my god why can it only be in fictional novels where an abuser actually get held accountable and people band together in solidarity against intimidation tactics to protect that abuser

genuinely struggling with IOI’s ten year anniversary because i was obsessed with them the summer before college and it’s baffling that it was a DECADE AGO

i love lil weirdos because fundamentally, at my core, i am also a lil weirdo and always will be. so i will always be compelled by the divas in the room clearly doing their own thing.

okay sounds like it was a rough friday for many bloomves, how we holdin up

i was already double-slutting in 2019 like where has that ambition and drive gone

it is thursday ! i am barely hanging on 😌

so many ‘deleted account’s in my dms like what’s up with bloomves dropping like flies all of a sudden… is this the bloomfonic plague

it has been 3.5 weeks and i am just now down to a quarter of a tank of gas in my car. i love this plug-in mf

another day of ai being wedged into shit for no reason like how long until the ai toilet? how long until the ai cup to drink out of? what about ai doorstop. intelligently perceive the strategic position of your door on its hinges and intercept gravitational motivation with doorstop ai. kms

listening to the new IOI album today and feeling dreamy

gm

WEEKEND !!!!

you know what i love that ugly ass sp*tify logo because everything has been so conservative and similar and flat and minimal for so long and they went so left field pretty ugly by Zara Larsson cuntrarian and i live i must say

last big scary friday meeting is over the 3 day weekend is in sight 😌

i love this visual of the models strutting and falling into nothingness so much like it’s so chilling and so good

so much ass on the feed today

have had zero time to shave so for the hair preferring mfs it’s your moment !

holy shit it’s only TUESDAY???

FRUTIGER AERO WORLD IS STILL POSSIBLE

7 years of my all time favorite album 🙂‍↕️

MOTHER !!!! (born in 2003)

4am who wanna bounce on it crazy style til i fill it up

rewatching this after the girl like me video and forgot how much of a crush i had on the man from it like oh my GOD i was 13 or something completely enamored with his smile like kicking my feet and blushing

i have expended 100% of my brains capacity today

ayy eye is such a clear litmus test of who has compromised themselves and their morals for capitalism

something about me is i am SO fag and can’t stand a man unless it’s a feature or MNEK

first unsubsidized cobra bill estimate just hit and WHEW

have not felt pure unbridled joy in a while any recs

hey Californians what the FUCK are we doing about this governors race

having a very homosexual saturday (i am existing)

SPEAK ON IT MUNA

Jae Stephens at weho pride maybe good things™️ can happen

půll dāy if you can believe it

okay I very much enjoyed the devil wears Prada 2 like can we get some commotion for nuance and complexity

got vaxxed in both arms yesterday and hooooo boy is my immune system hogging the energy today

pretty sunrise happening so now i simply must have a good day

son day ?????

oh billlie don’t end everyone again for the millionth time, give them a chance !

oh it is Eli’s moment

THE AMOUNT OF NEW MUSIC TODAY

worked 8-6 today but the work is more rewarding than my past 5 years of work combined and also I’m on a team led by and entirely made up of women 😌 a huge improvement

new work is going to have me back to a two caffeinated drinks a day hoe

forgot how much cycling gets me together

hit the slay button too hard when i was feeling depressy last week and booked a doctors appointment and a little getaway event and accidentally got sort of a new job and now everything is happening over the next 3 days

gonna put weather.com/retro on tonight as my asmr when i go to bed