just successfully replaced the broken handle on my guest bathroom toilet at 10:30pm who won’t me

at this point drag race just hates every Asian contestant immediately because I’m baffled by the judging this week

okay so after reading all 6 heated rivalry books in 5 days i am going to cry a little today and then get into this animal crossing update

it doesn’t matter let me dance !!!!!!

uh oh new slayyyter just activated something in me like a sleeper agent

wemsday i guess

References to specific drag queens? In MY heated rivalry books? It’s more likely than you think

dislikers of tough guy, please give me your reasoning because halfway through i am THOROUGHLY enjoying

my god he’s approaching positive infinity on the Perceived As Hot And Sexy By Me™️ scale 🤭

new divas i am obsessed with just dropped

HUDSONNNNNNNNN MY GODDDDD

Hannah Einbinder you will always be famous

phenomenal music and phenomenal takes my puss puss bitch does it all

if anyone in New York is at Rise tonight please find bloomfstie and tell him i miss him

with love + space held for everyone, “protecting your peace” and ignoring what’s happening isn’t going to work when they’re just killing people in cold blood. you can’t comfort TikTok your way out of being shot. if ever there was a time to let yourself feel the outrage + wake up it is NOW

Minneapolis.

We've reached the point of fascism where people are getting executed on the street in broad daylight. This is on top of continuing to threaten allied countries with military intervention and eviscerating social welfare. When is it going to be enough? When are we going to put a stop to this madness?

yesterday was my birthday (party) !! sorry for the bloomves that may be hungover today 🤭

received a video of bloomves making out and it is so insanely hot 😮‍💨

7:20am in the city of angles and I have already had two different teams at work start group chats with me demanding work that they in fact needed from one another. feeling very mommy, very preschool teacher, very marriage counselor, etc

bitch omfg !!!!!!!!! finally an a+ student of Gaga 🙂‍↕️

very busy being hot & sexy lately 😮‍💨

🎵 it's a great day 🎵 🎵 to block the oomfs 🎵 🎵 who celebrate or apologize for war crimes 🎵

bon matin doing my morning contortions

okay yes every single january capricorn is also extremely sexy

hey quick q what time / day / year is it ?

if anyone is still feeling any lingering demons from last year i will suck them out for free 😌

the way i drunk runway walked from my uber down my buildings hallways to my front door oh 2026 is taking it

HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM LA and much love to all my bloomfies, may this year bring you more joy and prosperity!!! you gorgeous mfs!!!!

damn how is every single december capricorn so sexy

wow okay 28 is already incredible sexy hot and fly

hudson williams u are so gorgeous and i need u so bad xx

IT IS MY BIRTHDAY and honestly despite all the awful bullshit happening in this country the past year has been the best one of my life. yall mind if i do it like wine and only get better with age? because that seems to be the pattern 🫶🏼🥂

bleuski not showing me any of the bicep threads??? it’s like damn do you even know me

absolutely unhinged chaos energy at Newark Liberty International Airport rn like people are sprinting, people are sleeping on the floor, people are yelling. send help to the diva

BACK TO THE CITY OF ANGLES TODAY

woah woke up rock hard, good morning friday 🫡

"I used AI on my pic and now it's triggering body dysmorphia and making me feel bad :(" Well bitch what the fuck did you think was gonna happen

drunk as hell playing This Is Not A Hat with my family and giggling HAPPY CHRISTMAS who wanna sit on my lap lowkey

merry christmas my sister got me a Hannah Montana throw blanket

christmas eve slut check in how’s everyone doing

BOOTF! that’s my john wilkes BOOTF!

so fucking delightful

cried laughing playing card games with my family oh christmas is so on

starting to feel very festiveeeee

sudden onset stage 5 feral h word is now

last day of work in this godforsaken week almost over i am so excited i could bounce on it !!!!!

I LOVE THEM!!!!!!!!!!!

i think we’ll ALL be cumming to the cottage if you really think about it

@ all the women of heated rivalry do you want to come over and queen out also i will buy you all gifts