PUSSPUSS97 on the number plate !!!!

hot firefighters across the street are blasting Adele and playing pickleball in the driveway

hej ! [listening to puss puss]

drunk in bed but not inside someone 😕

Magdalena Bay in an actual cemetery is now !!!!

BEAUTIFUL, FLY, HOT, AND SEXY !!!

we have SoulCycle at home !!! (on the peloton playing my ‘Songs That Make Me Cry’ playlist)

wednesday? i hardly know her!

once again, if tylenol caused autism, america would have a better rail system

woman walking in front of me when i left the gym had some kind of keds on but the sound they were making against the concrete was like a STILETTO. Every step CLACK CLACK CLACK like wtf was that

can’t wait for all the annoying bitches to get raptured, have fun sweeties!!!

am***cans are so fucking awful at solidarity and protest like some of yall would rather keep your Twitter than prevent a fascist overthrowing and that is PATHETIC as fuck.

after a week still feels like body is steeping in her actively decomposing tea but i am using the power of delusion (very strong) to feel hot and sexy today xoxo

yall go get your Covid boosters because my GOD you do not want this new strain

DIVA(S) ALERT !!!

deleting all meta apps has freed me from seeing what i know are fuck ass stupid awful takes from idiots i went to high school with, which alone has made that decision worth it. let alone the ethical and moral benefits!!!!

hey listen I’m glad that everyone is speaking out but who is going to DO SOMETHING

getting my ass whooped by a cold currently and my body has now decided to have an allergic reaction to the cold medicine. genius move by my body, this diva is so intelligent.

so much work to do and so much space under my desk 🤷🏻‍♂️

apparently i have been vibing out with nails in two of my tires and i had zero idea. all you aspirational himbos watch a real pro WORK

uh okay who is VP Elle ?? is she from legally blonde or something ?

uh oh hungover h word mode has activated… who needs to sit down on a chair made of my face

going out for an unprecedented FOURTH consecutive weekend. i feel simultaneously 21 and 50. like I am going to live it up and also pass away by midnight. life!

reading Ina Garten’s autobiography and watching compilation videos of Barefoot Contessa on YouTube and i am obsessed with this diva. To just decide in your 30s to leave corporate/govt work and that you want to cook delicious stuff and hang out with gays all day is where I want to be too.

she released this on my anniversary so now I’m going to scream sing it around the house and at my bf all day

today’s music releases are a blessing to the ears holy moly

oh bitch oh BITCH

no offense but i am very hot and sexy at this time

whatever you put out into the world truly comes right back to you huh!

finished another descovy bottle which means it’s time to have a little percussion session with the tiny desiccant cylinder thing 💃🏻

i suppose i do owe some humpday content and i like to make good on my debts 🙂‍↕️

DAYOUNG???????

new iPhones so floptina and money-siphon-y you’d think Apple had been bought by private equity !!!

how can we integrate ai in the douching process? how will ai innovate taking a piss? when will we all accept that ai is revolutionizing throwing up. have you considered how ai could improve your shit-taking? ai just completely changed the game when it comes to burying your family. ai can help y

me awaiting this chart every Sunday and reading it in bed giggling because it’s the only chart that matters to me 😌

irloomfs and the sunset !!!!!

i am attending a themed party with a dancefloor, about to be more in my element than these dogs 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

arms day today hehe

ngl divas i have been in a little ten day micro depression because of the state of my skin but i decided this morning that im going to start slaying again. this is your warning !!!!

we will be seeing miss larsson in march 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

listening to Anita Ward in the gym and queening out

Zohran on I’ve Had It, impossible to have a bad day now !!!

get off the floor hoes!!! seeing FAR too many people just accept the slopification of everything including their own ability to think. do not voluntarily march into technofascism and give your brain up. yes it is that serious !!!

listening to Clairo and doing my gay little walk through the neighborhood

i now own Sneakernight THE SINGLE on vinyl. who won’t me

in an unprecedented turn of events i am being released onto the public again for a second time in two weeks. everyone hide !!!!!

grey goose time i fear!!!!

my mother came of age during the peak of Diana Ross and played all those records when I was growing up so YES i am listening to Tears on repeat. This is Upside Down the remix !!!!

oh to be twenny one galavanting around brooklyn with no prefrontal cortex yet. good times 🙂‍↕️

i am never compelled by any Sabrina Carpenter songs that aren’t just blatantly horny and idk what this says about me