Good morning ☕️ At least it’s Thursday

Good night dear friends 💙💛

They are evolving

The most important story of the day

"Negotiations"

A viral dog rescue from 2016 is now immortalized with a statue in Kazakhstan. When a dog fell into the Sayran reservoir, bystanders formed a human chain to pull him to safety. The statue is a reminder of the value of unity, solidarity and collective action. 14/10 for all

Thinking about all the time I could save with a Zero Turn Mower

We can still save the planet for our children.

Sometimes I love the internet

Move over Hafthor Bjornsson

Russia update:

I knew all that time I spent memorizing the lines to Monty Python and the Holy Grail would pay off some day

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Yes I can barely contain my excitement

If at first you don’t succeed try try again, squirrel edition

EVERY VOTE COUNTS

Europe may yet save us all

If 20% is “just a smaller segment” then Billionaires shouldn’t mind a 20% increase in their tax rate, right?

Good morning ☕️

Think voting doesn’t matter? 766 votes.

JUST IN: Democrats tonight have flipped a GOP-held state House seat in Florida. And not just any seat: This is the district that contains Mar-a-Lago. (It voted for Trump by 11% in 2024). That's right: Trump will now be represented by a Democrat, Emily Gregory, in Tallahassee.

HUGE UPDATE: HD87 just reported all but one of its Election Day precincts, 155 out of 156. Dem Emily Gregory REMAINS AHEAD, 51/49. She lost Election Day vote by "only" 10% (nearly half as much as what she could afford). Um, I'm not in the habit of calling races—but watch my TL for final updates.

Sometimes I love the internet

Today’s Daily Cartoon, by Ivan Ehlers.

Marco you’re up

I have to go to the gas station tomorrow so I’m announcing an immediate cease fire in the entire Middle East

Editorial cartoon by Bruce MacKinnon for the Halifax Chronicle-Herald, March 23, 2026.

This one is going on the Wall of Victory

Safety First, guarding your stick edition

In case you were wondering which guys think they could land a 747, it’s the same guys who think they could take Alan Ritchson in a fight.

Where I’m from we call this your mouth writing checks your ass can’t cash

I have some bad news for the Confederate Restorationists out there

This story helps me with my self-forgiveness goals Even though I’ve made some big mistakes in my life, I’ve never picked a fight with Alan Richardson, so I feel like I’m doing okay actually

Good morning ☕️ I’ve already had enough of this week and it’s only Tuesday 😅

This is my favorite story of the day 🥹❤️

Here we see three ICE agents wondering how that guy got a girl to kiss him

This is the worst remake of “Mama Said Knock You Out” that I’ve ever heard

Now that my mom pours my juice into a water bottle the other ICE agents don’t make fun of me

Iran was a threat to global security that’s why we were so surprised when they attacked other countries

The garbage can is secure, sir

Just overheard local MAGA saying that Art of the Deal is probably Trump’s best book 🤢

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Time to reup this again for the “peace talks.”

Never in my life have I believed Iran state media over our own government. Until now. That’s not being “unpatriotic,” it’s having a brain that functions.