Every word of this is true.

In the 1980s you could pitch a movie as “it’s about two cops one named Tango and one named Cash and we’ll call it Tango & Cash” and that was a thing. Fucking WILD times.

I said what I said.

I bought a linen Hugo Boss t-shirt that I’m wearing for the first time and I’ve already collected three gambling debts and burned down a night club for the insurance money. It really sneaks up on you.

protip for pride allyship: if you see a creator with an itch store and their stuff discounted for pride? consider leaving a big tip if you buy something. a lot of us are running steep discounts this month bc it's the only way to get any sales at all

Mockery is a legitimate form of protest and people underestimate how much bigots hate it.

Wayans brothers frantically adding a "THE BATHROOMS" sequence to the new SCARY MOVIE before picture lock

due to the rising cost of housing, there are now three wolves inside you

I bought a linen Hugo Boss t-shirt that I’m wearing for the first time and I’ve already collected three gambling debts and burned down a night club for the insurance money. It really sneaks up on you.

If I were an action hero, this is what I’d say to the bad guy before the kill shot.

ahhh this is all so good! read the entire piece!

Welpington. This article also includes links to Chrome extensions that limit AI. www.pcgamer.com/gaming-indus...

On the eve of our submission window opening, we felt we should add an AI policy

Glimmer Fiction using Gen AI to make monetized interactive fiction... Gross Every single person behind it or using it (as an author/reader) kind of does need to have their soul shaken soundly. Those babies are too scared to use ao3 but not too scared to use the planet killer plagiarism machine? 🤢

Such a flagrant fucking pack of lies in this NYT Tilly Norwood piece. There is NO debate. And framing YT and porn like they are “home videos” (what in the 1991 Bob Saget-ass HELL??) and not multi-billion-$$$ industries filled with copyrighted material is outright insulting. AI whitewashing BULLSHIT.

Thank goodness for thrifting. I'm about 2 or 3 weeks out from his first paycheck. Everyone has been so very kind. I honestly don't know where I'd be. 😭💖 Fuck AI. If anyone can help us just a bit longer, with anything at all. I appreciate each and every last person. Thank you 💖

me doomscrolling instagram

Just saw that Good Boy has a 6.1 out of 10 on IMDb and I just want to make it clear that every single person who rates movies on IMDb can go fuck themselves in Macy’s window.

“The kids want liminal spaces!”

You can *still* see why Wayne Campbell was immediately gone

amazing this is not a skit

Oh I hope everybody enjoyed how loudly I shrieked at getting an ARC of THE BOOK OF THE DEAD! Lookit that cover! This contains maybe one of my very, very favourite short stories I've written for AGES And there's an ILLUSTRATION! :D

Fuck capitalism except I really enjoy videos of vending machine owners emptying and counting the change from their machines but I think that’s more a sensory thing.

It’s truly astonishing to see how comprehensively the US government is tearing down every part of the system that has made it up until now a world-leading power in science, research, and technological development. The entire world will suffer from this wanton destruction.

“The fuck you lookin’ at?” “Nothing.” “Yeah, that’s what I thought.”

Paramount+ wanted to use the image on the left as a poster for the wrath of Khan, so they used everyone's least favorite technology to generate the rest of the image.

Called this back in October

Hey hey!! Look at that! ARCs! www.netgalley.com/catalog/book...

the kool-aid man only he’s coffee-man and he’s big enough for me to climb into and swim around

Does orbital bebop presuppose the existence of suborbital bop?

Reminder that Widow’s Bay creator Katie Dippold is behind one of the greatest Halloween tweets of all time:

This man really sent the DOJ after the woman he raped. This is so disgusting. What an embarrassment for this country. For anyone who voted for him.

Jorge Gutierrez giving a masterclass in willful naivety. “I can’t believe they just greenlit my original project so fast! No one does that! It’s a miracle!” Bro you could’ve pitched them 90 min of you defecating in an office plant as long as you agreed to legitimize their heisting slop machine.

Bought and paid for. Honestly one of the most disappointing ones yet for me personally. I could not have admired the dude’s work more.

ICE fails to push crowd away, crowd ends up pushing them back instead. At ICE facility Delaney Hall in Newark, New Jersey, where it’s suspected that ICE is intending to transport detainees tonight.

This won’t fit on bluesky, so you get it in screenshots.

We sadly share the news that filmmaker Yoshihiro Nishimura has passed away at the age of 59. Yoshihiro is best known for his films Tokyo Gore Police, Vampire Girl vs. Frankenstein Girl, and his segment in ABC’s of Death as well as his effects work in Suicide Club, Machine Girl, and so many more.

interviewer: it says here you’re not afraid to challenge authority me: no it doesn’t

Just found a subreddit that pairs people with fucked up balls of string with people who love detangling balls of string and it is *very* wholesome

I want 3 things for my birthday: 1. To watch Hill's mom try to wrangle this dog on a parade float. 2. To collect $300 towards teaching materials in my TPT classroom fund. 3. Crab rangoon. Please vote for Mick, and if you have $5 my fund is here: www.teacherspayteachers.com/ClassFund/Be...

Stop stuffing French toast. It’s fine the way it is.

Been thinking about this since I first read it and honestly I think Twitter brought out the worst in me. It became my validation machine. I curated my posts so carefully over there chasing specific results whereas here I just post whatever random fucking thing I want and I’m much happier for it.

Very very good posts here. Way better than any discourse happening atm.

A lot more people wearing masks at the airport

Shoutout to pecans, the nuts that eat like tiny little steaks.

We should never have let fame become a middle-class job, or even middle-class job adjacent. It’s the toxic run-off of actual accomplishment, and instead we made it the top of the food pyramid.

The reason certain people are still on Twitter or complain how this place isn’t Twitter is because for a brief amount of time Twitter allowed specialty journalists, opinion writers, pundits, etc a chance to feel somewhat famous, or that they actually had influence, and they miss that like heroin.