You know what, I'm never gonna remember the whole list, I'll just have to take my chances when messing with various animals.

I have been enjoying these movies Guillermo del Toro has been making.

The new Bruce Lee stamps are bad-ass.

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So we have these guys who seem like absolute dipshits, whose companies lose double-digit-billions in a matter of months, ravaging the environment and polluting communities, to make fake products that absolutely suck ass and make every aspect of our lives worse...

Dangerous confession: I don't really like BACK TO THE FUTURE that much.

It was this motherfucker right here.

Seems like an even better day than usual to listen to the monumental Kool Keith "making up different sandwiches" freestyle.

It's time to bring back the popular BASKET CASE i.p.

I decided to review Celine Song's MATERIALISTS. I liked it.

I know Chris Columbus wrote GREMLINS but...

Yep. The Lowdown rules.

This is on AMC right now - basic cable, where it belongs! I wish they would do that with BLOOD & BONE and UNDISPUTED sequels and stuff.

Reposting my review of ROAD HOUSE (2024) in honor of the news that Iko Uwais is in the sequel.

I watched Guillermo del Toro's CRONOS (1992) for the first time since the nineties. It's fuckin good!

My most deeply held irrational grudge is against Bob Seger for making that garbage song about music not being soulful enough for him right when Prince was coming up.

I hope they do a new MONKEYBONE too

I could be wrong but I don't think it's possible to recapture something like THE MUMMY today. If they made it just as terrible everyone would hate it, if they made it actually good it wouldn't feel the same. Ask Roland Emmerich and Dean Devlin. Shitty '90s blockbusters exist in their own bubble.

I would argue we also have Mon Mothma furiously dancing it out at the wedding

I'm just glad I got to tell him how I felt while he was still with us

Woke up today to the news

Sometime in the 2000s Dick Cheney was doing a fundraiser in Seattle. I didn't work until late afternoon so I went downtown to see if there was any protest at the Westin where he was staying. Just a couple random signs around, not much, but I had time to waste so I hung around.

Still in love with this catchy song from 24 Hour Sports by El Michels Affair.

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

Seattle friends, do me a favor and vote for Katie Wilson. I want a mayor who's a renter and transit rider like me. I want a mayor who's actually a progressive like the world assumes we have here. We could have a mayor trying to make the city better instead of cowering to cops and developers.

Belial has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo.

I really liked AMERICANA, a crime movie/contemporary western starring Sydney Sweeney, Paul Walter Hauser, Halsey and Zahn McClarnon. Writer/director Tony Tost was one of the showrunners of Poker Face, if that helps get you interested.

Come on I'm not *that* old.

When I saw that Vinegar Syndrome was putting out GARBAGE PAIL KIDS: THE MOVIE I wondered why it never occurred to me that Vinegar Syndrome would some day put out GARBAGE PAIL KIDS: THE MOVIE. No horrible movie has ever been as worthy of their lavish treatment.

I have just now completed my Halloween essay, which is about NIGHTBREED. It was just about the coolest thing I'd seen when I was 14, its flaws are more evident now, but so are its various meanings. It has dozens of cool monsters, it's pro-freak, anti-fascist, and full of imagination. I love it.

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I've done a few booklet essays thanks to people at labels familiar with my work, which is always such an honor. This one it seemed like they came across my book while doing research, which somehow made me feel extra legit. I look forward to that commentary track and the interviews!

This is true and I'm practicing an indignant "Do you *know* who I *am*!? I wrote an essay for the Arrow 4K release of UNDER SIEGE!," which I assume will get me into fancy restaurants.

So many people share my nerdery that this has turned into fun franchise talk even though it was just meant as a dig at the producers of SCREAM, who fired their star and tried to smear her for a mild anti-genocide post. I hope they go so broke they have to wear pants made out of wet cardboard.

It took me three patient years to manifest this Danny Torrance costume from THE SHINING for Halloween but in the year of our lord 2025 the eBay gods smiled upon me.

I'm a sucker/completist/masochist so I've seen all 11 HELLRAISERs, all 9 ELM STREETs, all 12 FRIDAY THE 13THs, all 8 CHILD'S PLAYs and all 3 seasons of Chucky, all 9 TEXAS CHAINSAWs, all 13 HALLOWEENs, all 6 DEATH WISHes and all 6 SCREAM movies that will ever be made since they stopped forever at 6.

If those serial killing bullies at the gym hadn't pranked Melvin into wearing a tutu and making out with a sheep in the dark we never would've had The Toxic Avenger.

I do believe the interdimensional portal in the Tall Man's mausoleum counts as a supernatural hotspot.

I'm not sure if this is what it means, but I enjoyed DEAD IN 3 DAYS, a 2006 Austrian slasher where some friends have to figure out who sent them text messages saying they'll be dead in 3 days so they can stop that person from making them dead in 3 days.

I have to go with CANDYMAN because in the scenes where Virginia Madsen is hypnotized by Candyman she's *actually* hypnotized.

Another incredibly obvious choice here but THE LIGHTHOUSE is good! I was a little slow on Robert Eggers but now I love him. This is his weirdest and funniest.

THE INCREDIBLE MELTING MAN, with makeup effects by twenty-something Rick Baker!

I'll go with the absolute most obvious choice for this one as an excuse to share a piece I'm proud of about the movie that made me a horror fan.

I recently revisited Spielberg's WAR OF THE WORLDS, which is still great and has a surreal scene where he finds a jet crashed next to his ex-wife's house.

I'm partial to HIGHWAYMEN (2004), about a hit-and-run serial killer who is pretty much built into his car, and the other maniac (Jim Caviezel) who chases him across the country. From the director of THE HITCHER.