Why are you, who are specifically not a journal I'm waiting to hear from, sending me an email?

*weary sigh* how much time do you have?

Yo this resurrection is lit.

The first frame of this is like a hair styling tutorial where the person starts with voluminous, perfectly curled hair. Babe if I could do that I could probably figure out the rest.

How slutty can you dress for a Good Friday service? Asking for a friend.

when that one guy is acting sus so you go cry with your friends at an olive garden

I only have to grade one more essay. Unfortunately, this is impossible.

If this isn't the vibe of the function please leave me out of it.

me the crew of artemis 2 🤝 doing a hard burn tonight

One of my loadbearing tweets is this one by KDC that literally no one else but me liked.

logging on every day for my shift at the post office

Saw an early bird getting a worm today. Classic.

Test your color memory. See how you fare! dialed.gg?c=S7936B

the three genders?

I hate this information ecosystem. Is Jonathan the tortoise alive or not?

self-loathing existentialist making up a guy to get mad at

guy who opposes birthright citizenship because it affords agentic AI the right to vote in 18 years

The old month is dying, and the new one struggles to be born; now is the time of fools.

I'm still amazed people know where the moon's going to be in a couple days.

Really looking forward to how cool and non-bigoted everyone's going to be about Kristi Noem's spouse. I bet no one's even jumping at the chance to show their true feelings about gender non-conforming people.

There's no easy way to tell you this, but the kittens just took turns being each other's hats.

Trans people deserve so much better. Everyone deserves safety, dignity, and protection from discriminatory medical practice.

Hello, HR?

The body won't shut up about the score.

Forget sexy M&Ms. Anthropomorphic food should be a responsible tomato and an emotionally available cucumber with ADHD.

doing the Jack Donaghy pep talk at myself before I start grading papers

Nice document format. Is it portable?

Cuddle puddle.

Watched "It Was Just an Accident" and I think I'll be thinking about it for a very long time.

The world is all that is the case.

Just a heads up that you guys should make Lemon Pepper Orzo with asparagus from Live Eat Learn. It's easy and creamy and bright and good. www.liveeatlearn.com/lemon-pepper...

'It' used to mean sex but now it means [terms of service violation].

Work party.

even if trans women had a biological advantage at sports we let people with biological advantages participate in sports all the time—at a professional level they're basically required—and no one cares because those advantages don't trigger a reflexive discomfort in cis people

Today someone cool (not an academic) told me "I like your personality" and I am going to ride that high for days.

get a PhD so that when your kid calls you Mrs. Toilet you can say "that's Dr. Toilet to you"

You want me to "lock" in? The thing that heed martin?

Philosophers! You're invited to @nassp.bsky.social's Social Philosophy Workshop, this Thursday 3/26 at 12 p.m. PT, for a discussion of Nick Nicola's "Performative Blame Avoidance." It's a 90-minute read-ahead workshop. Let me know if you're interested and I can send you the draft and zoom link!

Man, this place stinks. More like Pew.S.A. 1000 bluesky users: Stink is not who we are.

Wait I've been going round town for years making assertions and now you're telling me that in doing so I've probably been taking on the task-responsibility of vindication? This is a nightmare

that Challengers scene but it's my two kittens sharing one thing of meat gogurt

In case you were wondering.

We really need private accounts or circles or something because where am I going to post a poem I wrote that's not very good?

Humane Society? I wish!

FYI

The algo keeps recommending that I get this for nail trimming. How?

"The digital age." Okay pythagoras.

Please, my son. He's so based.

my whole life is thunder

how have I not yet seen the phrase "roundhouse kicked the bucket"?