Mitch McConnell won't see your posts, but your friends who are medically unresponsive w- wait no that's not right

the game but it's how long you can go without remembering Alexi Lalas

Legal-Proceedings-First Epistemology

cannot believe that game ended in regulation

younger kid: now *I* just want to throw off my shirt

NINETEEEEEEEEEEEN

harvest

the U.S. can still win if we take pennsylvania

Guess who's teaching on campus for the first time since March 2020? It's me.

Why does Haaland, the largest player, not simply eat the other players?

I'm not back on my bullshit. *You're* back on my bullshit.

aw come on I thought this one was pretty good

Tried to leave the park but all the kids formed a rat king.

(sitting backwards on a chair) you know what other man used sharp and unflinching words in his takedown of oppressive authorities?

My city is so progressive that we have pride month in July. Because straight people aren't the only ones who can be one month late.

Older kid said 'goalie' and younger kid corrected 'goalkeeper'. So I'm a little torn between proud and 'acab includes...'

friends don't let friends do free speech

war daddy down 😭😭😭

I don't care for referee view. That's none of my business.

So far neither team is looking overly cautious, which bodes well for a fun game.

declined a call from Scam Likely, which I can only assume is a wario for Blake Lively

Friends, it is selfie Wednesday. Drop a pic and tell me what you're up to.⤵️

eye wash stations for philosophy departments when

(asking around for chapters of a book that isn't out yet) At long last, I have created Miranda Priestly from the classic romcom Don't Create Miranda Priestly.

Pride is over. Now is the time of sloth.

❌ "passes" as a woman ✅ is "broadly construed"

Why are you, as a book, costing $200?

Going into deep denial that I start teaching next week. Anyone need anything?

Nagel rekt

my cats are sooooo normal

You co-write a whole peer-reviewed paper and then someone on insta just tweets it out.

"Werewolf?" Actually, it's *wolves*. And the answer is: inside you.

pausing all hot takes out of respect for Europeans

Patio refresh. Entering my bright era.

Younger kid has taken to calling me Foul Beast.

Read over some really lovely student evaluations today, ending with this banger: "I really enjoyed this class, and I look forward to taking other psychology courses." Students love to keep you humble. 🙏🙏🙏

Ecstatic to announce, with @agholdier.bsky.social, that our paper "Emotional Outsourcing" has been accepted for publication in Philosophical Quarterly! Pre-print is up on PhilPapers now.⬇️ philpapers.org/rec/WEIEOP-2

Sometimes on campus you accidentally walk by a philosophy class and the professor is writing "utility = pleasures - pains" on the board and everyone is taking notes like it's actual school

T.. Türki-yay?

Strong start from the US!

we are the daughters of the dragons you couldn't imagine

well-earned expletive from Canada there

workshopping a joke about Qatar reducing their deficit by half but its success depends on whether or not I'm pronouncing Qatar correctly

nice couple of chances from Qatar here

at the supermarket getting groced out

While the scope of the document is impressive, in my judgment 95 theses is a little ambitious. The author should consider limiting the focus to 1-3 main claims.

Sometimes you make good friends, and then you form a writing group, and then one of you says we should do a retreat, and then everyone brings a plain shirt for printing your design because they trust you, and then you get to stand around carving tiny block prints together because life is beautiful.

This writing retreat is lit.

this... bodes

I would simply align the toaster to breakfast values