A Curtis Harrington joint, and special

These don't come standard in cars anymore so I had to buy one for my friends kid

"Expecting me to read books and look up words is discriminatory" is for sure a viewpoint that crops up online, and it's very important to make fun of it every time

Day 21, #Junesploitation - Free Space! There's a straight line from Yul Brynner's Gunslinger to Michael Myers and The Terminator. You cannot fuck with this movie. Looking at it you might expect sci-fi thriller fantasy shit and while it doesn't deny you that, make no mistake: this is a horror movie.

If you have not seen this movie but if asked would call yourself a fan of Things That Are Good then do not look up anything about it, just find a way to watch it as soon as you can. Trust me.

yeah unfortunately the point at which security agents started manufacturing crimes to so they could arrest people to support the delusions of a single personalist ruler was the point at which the story stopped being silly heavy-handed metaphor and started being of real concern

I just want to be rich enough to hire somebody to follow me around handing me freshly cubed pieces of cheese throughout my day.

"Be beige, not rainbow" is the outcome of librarians saying libraries should be neutral. We cannot and are not neutral, and we gotta stop insisting that we are. At this point, it is part of the book ban playbook.

Who's your favorite movie dad?

Day 21, #Junesploitation - Free Space! Mo' zombies. Mo' Romero. Mo' better.

Good start

Day 21, #Junesploitation - Free Space! A Tiff Fave™️ and top notch flick (if you didn't know, check it out). Just had to happen🖤

Happy Father's Day, guys. Try not to fuck up your kids more than necessary, huh?

Jealous that the UK gets to switch out their leader every 12 days

Happy Father's Day to my dad Harrison Ford

we don't have a President, we have a wannabe mob boss what a motherfucking disgrace

My favorite TV parents are 79 today!

dudes rock

interesting. repost something, then quote it with an opening statement followed by "but" with a paragraph of argument. over and over this account does this. troll or bot? it's fucked up and they get the block any way around it is all I know

$6.2 billion for a company that serves no purpose whatsoever. That entire $6.2 billion is simply cost added onto our healthcare system with no benefit provided. When critics say a single payer system would be too expensive, how do they justify THIS?!

Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago

me: you dim sum, you lose some waiter (in chinese to other waiter): poison this man

New York Times continues to be trash part infinity

ME: Oh, are we up in our fee-fees tonight? MOTHMAN: *rasps* ME: All the crying, that's all I hear. Over & over on repeat – don't your jukebox got another song? MOTHMAN: *low sound like a faraway wind* DAVE: Look, wouldja stop needling Mothman? Goddamn bridge fell down last time. ME: HE'S A BUZZKILL.

I’m not too embarrassed that we are losing to Iran. It’s a big boy country with missiles and drones and so forth ran by stone cold killers. That’s NFL ball for you. I am a little embarrassed we are also losing to algae.

to be clear, this fascist shit is happening because the king told a lie about vandalism and they're retroactively arresting people to try to make it seem like it's true

"This one's for me This one's for me Not for anyone else I need it, you see" – Tom Petty

For basically my entire goddamn life.

And he is going down the ramp, trying to clear the gorge…and it looks like he’ll make…oh no, he has not made it. He’s hitting rocks, and some more rocks, and yes even more rocks on the way down. Fortunately the ambulance has arrived…oh good god

I am simply not built to comprehend just how many stupid fucking people are out there, and withstanding the sheer volume of bullshit they're flooding us with ain't a walk in the park either

Happy Birthday to the great Audie Murphy, born 101 years ago today

Me, but with MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE and cocaine

Day 20, #Junesploitation - 80s Sci-Fi! "You are at your very best when things are worst." Intelligent but savage, that's us. Beautiful, too.

When I say "1984 is my favorite movie year" I never have to explain myself. The movies speak for themselves.

I think there's a REALLY good case for John Goodman being considered the greatest actor alive. The insane amount of range he has is genuinely mind-boggling and more often than not, he gives the best performance in every movie he's in. Even when he's not the lead. Like we can keep going!

Remember:

have been considering how well some of you would have handled JASON TAKES MANHATTAN when it came out and um it's not looking great honestly

Day 20, #Junesploitation - 80s Sci-Fi! Hell yeah, more dumb shit

74. MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE I am the moron that Big Steve made his "moron movie" for. Crude, stupid, and (for me) remarkably, wholly endearing. I first saw this as a King-obsessed 12 year old and come ON how could I be expected to resist the steamroller scene? OR THE AC/DC?!? This made me love them more!

You want a movie where everyone's a Muppet except for one human actor? Have an entire series of that concept, it's right here

It appears Grok killed the schoolchildren in Iran, in tandem with a US military under Pete Hegseth who DGAF. Remember when Anthropic said 'No' to Hegseth's demand that they allow the DoD to use Claude to kill autonomously, with no human oversight? Check out this timeline:

Definitely had an unintentional color palette going with my farmer's market purchases

Day 20, #Junesploitation - 80s Sci-Fi! It doesn't bother me that it's mostly not good, I really enjoy this stupid thing.

Prince Barin led Flash Gordon to his lair and asked, "do you know where you are?" On the couch, Tiff replied quietly "...you're in the jungle, baby." Now I sit here thinking about how I fall in love with this woman all over again every single day, like 50 FIRST DATES without the head injury

Hey y'all, with traveling the last few days and our anniversary today, I pulled something out of the archives for my site. I'll be back in the swing of things over the weekend. Cheers! from-the-desk-of-the-horror-chick.ghost.io/how-adam-win...

Day 20, #Junesploitation - 80s Sci-Fi! ...he save every one of us.

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One of the best things ever by simple virtue of just being what it is and knowing it. There's a lesson there, but also and most importantly a bright, loud, gloriously unsubtle, straight of face yet winked of eye, painfully horny sci-fi trash epic -- for kids!! And the music fuckin' ROCKS. Let's do.

the same bloke (Mike Hodges) directed GET CARTER and FLASH GORDON -- occasionally my brain remembers this fact and I get stuck for, well, some time