When is private equity going to buy out and destroy Mr. Beast

I swear, I used to be the most laid-back individual. Really I did. But that was so long ago now. I would say "I don't know what happened" but that'd be bullshit; I know exactly what happened. I just hate that it did. I resent the shit out of it.

what about Fuck you, bitch

EVERYTHING IS SO STUPID

Honestly I don't give a shit if she wants to be a Democrat now. But an *elected* Democrat, like to any sort of position of power whatsoever? All the way down to a local city council type deal? That's a big fat fucking NO from me. She can be a Democrat at home on her couch, thanks.

And call in from pay phones only. Sweetheart, get me rewrite. We will need pay phones, I suppose.

currently seeking friends to help make the world better for all people while also hating absolutely everyone

yes, that's right

i am tired of being gaslit by medical offices, you have never once changed the options of the phone menu. sick of your lies actually

STAR TREK AFTER DARK: SEASON 1 It's Raining Man Traps Charlie XXX Where Every Man Has Gone Before The Fully Clothed Time

Felt right. Doing it.

Ever since someone on here brought up the fact that the media literally just interviews rich people to get their thoughts on random shit, even though there’s absolutely no need to do that, it’s all that I can see everywhere

It’s truly bananas we’re expected to go about our lives eating lunch and putting on pants like the President isn’t a well documented child sex predator who was best friends with the king of child sex predators

...holy shit. good god

I have irrational confidence in my terrible takes too and I KNOW I can write better than Nuzzi or Chatterton Williams, where's my cushy gig at fuckers

It's literally Deafheaven. Oh, baby.

oh so she's not good at all got it

Honestly I don't give a shit if she wants to be a Democrat now. But an *elected* Democrat, like to any sort of position of power whatsoever? All the way down to a local city council type deal? That's a big fat fucking NO from me. She can be a Democrat at home on her couch, thanks.

there was a dude named Tesla, and he rocked. there is a band named for him; they also rock. that is where the story ends. nothing more of note.

when I said I was rockin', I damn well meant it

loud as fuck rn

good morning, time to rock

This route certainly doesn't work for ALL of us, just saying.

so Canadian this morning

i'd say it did. the public put a group of thieves, vandals and extremists in office last november and they promptly went about destroying everything that might work to limit their ability to loot, steal and inflicting pain on the people they hate

I feel like the pope being an American cinephile is God finally rewarding Scorsese for a lifetime of devotion

And this is the short list.

in occupied France the Nazis would often frequent places they had kidnapped people from, as a show of power

I like how the NYT is preemptively romanticizing a time when rich criminals were not held accountable to ensure nobody is. Every fucking day in one way or another, they tell us every day they're all criminals. All the rich, all of capitalism, all it wants is to lie, cheat, steal and abuse.

Pope Leo absolutely cooking

Ben Affleck need to stop fucking around and give Titus Welliver a part that wins that man an Oscar

Time to bring back this Patricia Lockwood banger.

there's entertainment and then there is Entertainment and damn if THREE THE HARD WAY ain't the second joint, I am getting a cinematic asskicking tonight if you have not seen this flick yet please do not sleep on it I did for far too long and regret it, don't be like me

Easily the best Tim Story flick since BARBERSHOP? I laughed a whole lot. The cast is great. A script that has more inspired moments than not. The clear love of genre within a comedy framework made me think of CLUB DREAD in particular (complimentary). Yeah, I love this one and it's 4 stars.

Good news: If you would like to watch Ricky Jay and His 52 Assistants on YouTube I have done a painstaking 4k upscale of this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0gW...

The shit looks good, about to see what there is to see

some things make you want to go fight monsters

imagine rocking so hard you call down literal actual devils, that shit is metal as fuck

I find myself wanting to post something like this A LOT but just sigh and delete instead, which I call great personal growth

All us movie geeks here hate David Zaslav as Cinema intended us to but *damn* if the people actually getting movies made for Warners (DeLuca and Abdy, if I am not mistaken) are killing it right now: they did my three favorite movies of the year so far. SINNERS, WEAPONS, and ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER.

Again, goddammit. Give me that greatness one more time.

I have been reading about the GDT take on Count of Monte Cristo for years (I need this movie in my life, it's that simple) and, while I am sure it has evolved over that time, I can only hope it would remain a "steampunk Gothic western" were he to make it today

A key takeaway from all this has to be "You don't have to listen to Republicans anymore." They're either perpetrators of fascism or suckers who fell for it. If you have conservative views we can consider them again in 50 years or so

Anyone else's cat like to sleep inside the pillow case?

Gotta get it just right 😅

My wife saw this and simply said "...you're doing too much."

Movie stars: they were pretty cool back in the day

Trump take Big Mac

As dramatic as absolutely possible.