If you have parents this stupid and you survive to adulthood unscathed physically, you should be legally able to take all their money and put them in a haunted house for their retirement

The posting for my job has been up now for 24 days and I'm not sure how to feel about that at all...like, is it good that its still up or is it bad because it's still a thing? It's been a rough 3 1/2 weeks, though. That much I do know.

A real vendetta on reel film, our very first 35mm Friday Night Fright will be celebrating horror's most holy holiday in March proper with Freddy vs Jason on 35mm! www.screenland.com/movie/freddy...

Gross dude living up to the name Dingus.

Awful news about Eric Dane. ALS is just so terrible.

I don’t want to share a screenshot from the other place here but B texted me & said how he saw that Jerry O’Connell was on there apologizing for his singing scene in SCREAM 2. Like SCREAM fans need to find Jesus or whatever because that scene is pure joy & one of the few times we see Sidney happy.

NEWSFLASH: My book MAGNUM OPUS: THE UNBELIEVABLE 15 YEAR SAGA OF GUNS N' ROSES' CHINESE DEMOCRACY will be released in the UK and Australia on March 19th, though I think some places in those areas are making it look like you can get it now. Hey, grab it whenever you can! Pip pip cheerio and all that!

Issue 4 dropped today. I am getting both physical and digital subscriptions, you should as well! This is such a great project by @benjaminpercy.bsky.social Thanks to @badhandbooks.bsky.social

NEAR DARK is this week's midnite movie, on 35mm Friday & Saturday at Nitehawk Williamsburg in ROMANCING THE DEAD

It’s me!!!!

For this week’s Silent Sundays post I look at the production, critical reaction, and legacy of the first adaptation of Emily Brontë’s WUTHERING HEIGHTS, A.V. Bramble’s 1920 adaptation that is now considered lost.

Afternoon Delights: KreatureKid Makes Mini-Mystery Shack For Alex Hirsch The F/X shop fabricates a little slice of Gravity Falls. www.neonsplatter.com/afternoon-de...

Added To Watchlist: I SAW THE DEVIL (2010) @theblackbuffy.bsky.social on an intensely violent tale of revenge that is rendered beautifully to upsetting degrees. www.neonsplatter.com/added-to-wat...

Take Two: @patrickbromley.bsky.social revisits BATTLEFIELD EARTH, one of his least favorite movies of 2000, to see if his feelings on it have changed: www.fthismovie.com/2026/02/take...

I knew we shouldn’t have gone out for dinner last weekend. Sigh. :(

Okay so everyone start watching at 10:37 so at midnight you can hear Liz Taylor yell "I am not some ash Wednesday whore!"

With the success of Iron Lung and The Mortuary Assistant in theaters, I wrote about 6 other horror games in desperate need of a film adaptation already.

Happy 72nd birthday to actor (and dancer) John Travolta. Watch him in PULP FICTION, BLOW OUT, and more all day on Pluto TV Spotlight: pluto.tv/us/live-tv/5...

I mean… www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...

Johnny Compton! Saki! Creepy Kids! Horror Noir! Get into it!

of COURSE there's a technology the left is excited about

There's an elusive quality with acting where it's difficult to pinpoint *why* a certain performance can shift the emotional tenor of a film, and Tom Noonan has one of my favorite examples of this phenomenon when he somehow makes his serial killer in MANHUNTER feel sympathetic during the Tiger scene

Oh gosh, I just found out Tom Noonan has passed away. Years ago, I interviewed all the monsters from THE MONSTER SQUAD and he was just an amazing interviewee. I feel so lucky that I even got to spend 30 minutes talking with him. RIP, sir. dailydead.com/class-of-198...

New today on the site! Our Best of 2025 issue continues, with @roxana-hadadi.bsky.social on SINNERS (🎨 by @studioralston.bsky.social)

OCEANS ARE NOW BATTLEFIELDS

RIP Tom Noonan, a friend for 18 years. Often typecast as villains, he was an actor's actor, a unique playwright & filmmaker, a gifted composer, and a pianist with a sweet voice. My kids & I used to go to his tiny apartment for dinner (pizza). We'd have a few drinks & he'd start to play. Magic.

That's not mixed martial arts that's just Krav MAGA

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Oh gosh, I just found out Tom Noonan has passed away. Years ago, I interviewed all the monsters from THE MONSTER SQUAD and he was just an amazing interviewee. I feel so lucky that I even got to spend 30 minutes talking with him. RIP, sir. dailydead.com/class-of-198...

Tom Noonan's quiet countenance not only made him a character actor with near chameleon-like prowess, but allowed him to excel in genre fare as the imposing, occasionally sympathetic, other. His work in MANHUNTER, THE MONSTER SQUAD, WOLFEN, and so many more was exceptional. A true journeyman artist.

ICYMI I'm almost always thinking about Pontypool. Read my words here:

In this piece, we explore seven key character connections bridging A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms and Game of Thrones, highlighting familiar names, hidden ties, and who we hope to see as the series unfolds.

Watching PRETTY IN PINK on Pluto while I work on some production stuff (B is making a dinner that smells divine!) and I know I am a jerk for thinking this but it makes me so mad that Andie takes two gorgeous dresses to make her prom dress and it is just dreadful. I know, I'm the worst...lol

I like that American Dad’s Familyland episode gave me some choices to consider…

Your taxes paid for this, Americans!

Finally caught up with the new RUNNING MAN last night & I liked it. Give me all the Glen Powell donning disguises movies pleaseandthankyou. Has some issues but overall it was fun. I do miss the days of watching the OG one & being like “oh this would never happen!” Because now I know better 😬😆

Putting a fit together

CHOOSE YOUR -FERATU! ... aka the most effort I've ever put into a stupid horror pun, lol.🦇

***ANNOUNCEMENT*** Coming on April 7th on Blu-ray in the US from #WarnerBros: #OverTheGardenWall: The Complete Series (2014)! Over the Garden Wall is Cartoon Network's first animated miniseries event that tells the story of two brothers, Wirt and Greg, who find themselves

I Only Have Eyes For You @jackiejardine.bsky.social presents Top Ten Ocular Horror Movie Moments. www.neonsplatter.com/editorials/i...

Trailer Trash: WHEELS ON MEALS (1984) Preview for the classic action comedy from Sammo Hung and Jackie Chan. www.neonsplatter.com/trailer-tras...

Afternoon Delights: CRASH (1996): Pushing The Boundaries Of Titillation You Have Been Watching Films’ excellent video essay on the David Cronenberg masterpiece. www.neonsplatter.com/afternoon-de...

Unbreakable - street magic created and performed by Jeramy Neugin

REMEMBER: All the "Don't use em-dashes" "don't use rule of three" advice because it makes your writing "look like AI" is because they stole actual writers work, and their "predict the next thing" stuff just simulates what WE FUCKING DO. Keep writing well. Use every style and trick you have. Fuck AI.

The Godfather Part II was so goated that 3 of the 5 Best Supporting Actor slots were taken up by De Niro (the winner), Michael V. Gazzo as Pentangeli and Duvall as Tom Hagen youtu.be/qU0mLjGzdBU?...

Robert Duvall was so utterly brilliant I don't even know what else to say. 95 years is a helluva run. Thank you sir for everything.