My wife and dog are doing a rendition of Dueling Banjos, but with snoring.

Now watching:

Breaking News: Get a Life is now on Tubi!

It’s that time of year where I remind you that WWE is in bed with the Trump administration & the Saudis, have a history of covering up sexual assault & molestation & murder, are anti-union, pay bots to astroturf social media, have a history of racism, and practice anticompetitive behavior. But…

Tonight’s bedtime viewing is a very funny, sadly forgotten show: Lucy Daughter of the Devil

Boober Stinker.

Me: “Does [your fiancé] have a socket set?” Daughter: “He doesn’t know.” Me: *grumbles in Midwestern dad*

My daughter called because her car wouldn’t start. Drove 45 mins to giver her a jump. Told her I was going to drive it a bit after to help charge the battery. Got down the street to see that the gas gauge was buried below E. 😐 Stopped and got gas and the car wouldn’t start again. She couldn’t come

My name is Brian. And I like to party.

Me: *shows my wife the funniest video ever* Her: “You laugh at the dumbest fucking shit.”

Went to go tubing down a hill by our house and (I guess because of the extreme cold) my tube exploded as soon as my ass sat down. 🤣

Bird watching is tiring business.

Bird watching with Boo.

Lazy Sunday.

Watching a perfect movie.

My wife thinks Totino's Party Pizzas are disgusting and, I’ll be honest, it makes me think less of her.

My heart hurts and I am sick to my stomach. We live amongst monsters.

I Have to Pee, but Don’t Want to Wake the Sleeping Cat on my Lap: A Memoir

Watching the 11th Doctor’s run of Doctor Who and it’s just head and shoulders above recent years. Perhaps it’s just nostalgia, but I miss when Doctor Who made me feel this way.

Me: I wish I still had skates. Also me after 5 minutes: is my beard frozen?

Quote post a GIF with a clue of where you’re from…

Even 43 years ago, ACAB. Now watching: First Blood.

News: “Prepare for exploding trees in your area.” Me, who lives in the woods: “Oh, no.”

Our pond is frozen over. And, as I walked on it, a turtle swam below the ice, right under my feet! 🐢

Sunrise, there’s a fire in the sky.

Best buddies.

The He-Man movie looks fucking incredible. Please do not disappoint me. My heart won’t be able to handle it.

Wife: “Good luck in your interview today!” Me: “I don’t need luck. I’m wearing my Pokemon underwear.”

Finally watching 28 Years Later and this infected dude’s ginormous dong is, by far, the scariest thing in this movie.

Found a new trail today and had myself a nice walk in the woods.

Please enjoy this pumpkin and sunflower seed soup in a bread boule which, moments later, tore right down the middle and spilled all over my plate.

My sister-in-law heard that I wanted to start drinking tea, so she gifted me the Grim Steeper. 🤣

My interview set for today is a one way video interview. There are prerecorded questions. I have seconds to think of an answer and one minute to record that answer before it cuts off and only one take. This is so dehumanizing, especially after I spent an hour of my day taking an assessment for this

Daughter: “I picked out the father-daughter dance song for my wedding.” Me: “Is it the Japanese Beast Wars theme?” Daughter: “I don’t even know what that means.” Me:

Monsterverse movies and tv have been rewatched, but I’ve decided to keep the kaiju party going.

Eating pizza yesterday and leftover pizza today is doing some heavy lifting for my mental health.

Show I’ll defend? Beast Machines. I get it. It’s a bleak departure from Beast Wars and they did some of the characters dirty, but I dig it.

Got a few interviews lined up and applied to some jobs that actually excite me, got some pizza for dinner, and I’m snuggled with my wife and animals watching Black Phone 2.

There’s someone I considered a friend primarily on social media, but we’d also hung out IRL and even video chatted. A group of us waded into the horrible things happening in politics and they almost gleefully admitted they didn’t care and voted Republican because it was good for their bank account.

Went bald eagle viewing today.

This TNA show sounds like the funniest fucking thing ever.

Sometimes, an enemy doesn't exist until you go looking for one.

My wife’s medication went from $25 to $700 for a month’s supply.

Look at this cutie.

Bluegrass playing, collard greens in the slow cooker, ham in the oven, au gratin potatoes and rolls prepped, and a kitty in my lap. In a couple of hours, the kids will be here for a delicious lunch and games. Not a bad start to my Saturday.

Boo loves bag.

Finally starting Andor season 2. I know, I know. But we had a lot going on at the time and then I just kinda forgot to get back to it.