Them: “I love Kid Rock!” Me: 😬 Them: “I don’t agree with his politics. I just like his music.” Me: “That’s…worse, somehow?”

June 14, 2026

Me: “It takes me a while to warm up to people.” Me, when I see a random animal: “I love you and would give my life for you.”

Willie has barely even looked in Boo’s direction since joining our family, yet has become Boo’s mortal enemy.

Poor Lamb Chop didn’t know what hit her. RIP 6/12/2026-6/12/2026

Puppos.

I’m 4 episodes in Widow’s Bay and I’m loving it.

Willie Nelson had his first vet visit. The diagnosis? He is healthy and very handsome.

I do not believe anyone genuinely loves summer. I know some claim to, but I refuse to believe it.

I handle the correspondence in my office and the amount of people who refuse to just get to the fucking point is insane. We’re not pen pals. Just tell me what you need.

Saw the meme. Had to put it on a shirt. 🤣

Content kitty and house bully.

Willie Nelson.

Today in pictures.

If you’re gonna live in this house, Willie (that’s his name), you’re gonna have to start wearing the appropriate attire.

Now watching. This is a house of refined taste and culture

Well. No chip. Say hello to the newest member of our family: Name TBD

Kinda want to name the new pup Shadow for…reasons.

So, we maybe got a new dog? We think someone dumped this little fella in the wildlife area. We’re in a small town and I’ve never seen him before and no one is claiming him. Toots absolutely loves him. They’ve been playing like puppies. I guess we’ll see if he’s chipped tomorrow. If not? New dog?

I will now be eating all meals out of the Castle Grayskull popcorn bucket.

He-Man with the boys! 🤣

This will not stand. This aggression will not stand, man!

It’s Wednesday. You know what that means! #AEWDynamite tonight. Also, my daughter’s annual Cracker Barrel Birthday Breakfast. Say…I have just the hat for the occasion.

Traditional Cracker Barrel breakfast and “this many” pic.

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rawr

The News: “Experts Say We Are in the Midst of a Major 'Bug Boom'” Me: “You don’t say.”

My kind of weather.

Rainy weather. A pumpkin spice candle burning. A cat. A dog. And a creepy kid double feature.

Me: *checking out at the store, wearing a Beetlejuice shirt* Cashier: “Beetlejuice! There’s only one guy that can beat him. Blade. Because he’s half human and half vampire.” Me: “huh.”

Pics from the day.

I once imitated my daughter yelling “MEGAN!” on the phone and now it’s morphed into a Roger from American Dad-sounding “MMMMEGaaan!” vocal tic that I can’t stop saying to myself as I work.

I have become weirdly invested in the storyline of these security training videos at work.

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Jon Moxley is just so good, you guys. 100% the most important signing AEW’s ever made. #AEWDoN

My cat is judging you and your poor life choices.

Yesterday, I discovered that I’ll actually be able to retire one day. My response? “Nice!” Then, I was told that it would be when I turn 69. My response?

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Punk Rock Flea Market

Pics from around the property.

Having a heck of a night, guys. We had a flock of cedar waxwings in our tree, saw some other critters, and listened to some good tunes.

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I love wrestling and the way wrestling makes me feel.

Some days, I’m capable of interacting with others. Other days, and more frequently, it’s as if I’ve never met another human being in my life. Then, i get to spend all night thinking of how awkward I was and relive all of the gaffes.

Today I saved this guy from that guy.

Hello kitty. #Caturday

I was listening to Weird Al’s “Lasagna” and laughed so hard for 7 minutes straight that my stomach hurts.

Wife: “What are you eating?” Me: “Breakfast pizza.” Wife: “It doesn’t look breakfast pizza.” Me: “It’s pizza. And I’m eating it for breakfast.”

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