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its amazing how chatgpt knows everything about subjects I know nothing about, but is wrong like 40% of the time in things im an expert on. not going to think about this any further

Stephen Colbert blasted Brendan Carr after FCC scrutiny led CBS to pull an interview with Texas State Rep James Talarico. Instead, 'The Late Show' posted it to YouTube.

Hard to believe, at one point a bunch of people were paid yearly salaries to watch and reflect about how they felt about movies. And some of the writing was pretty great.

Hollywood is COOKED I made this $50,000,000 movie for free using AI

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

The drunk uncle theory. You don’t argue with the casually homophobic uncle at Thanksgiving dinner to change his mind; you argue so that the closeted cousin at the kids table knows there’s safe people and better possibilities out there

Oh, shit, @umbrellaent.bsky.social is dropping BMX BANDITS and RAD in 4K? Okay. Fine. You win. Here's my money.

Life sized Matrix of Leadership. Lights up, plays You Got The Touch when you do, Pulls open. Can be displayed open or closed, lit or not. (also takes AAs but can be usb powered for lit display)

Grotesque. This magazine has failed its city and its readership completely.

Hey, Hollywood, I hope you're paying attention to Peter Claffey. Dude's awesome.

His last film was jaw-dropping. An absolute titan of filmmaking.

We wanted to understand how rugged English-Scots-Irish culture has shaped America. So we talked to three white South African billionaires at a sex party in the Bahamas.

I like Action Bronson and FUCK, THAT'S DELICIOUS, but calling your video "New York's Mexican Food is the best in the country" is going to make me karate kick my TV because of how wrong you are. You can't win at everything, my dude.

coughhangthemallcough Billionaires are a cancer on society.

I like that she's not another robotic product of a certain kind of Ivy League bullshit. She sounds like a normal person. She acts like a normal person. I'm not electing people to give sound bites. I want a fucking bulldog who stands for something.

I used to do this in college. Dark, dark shit, man.

KNIGHT OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuules. Dunk & Egg forever, baby.

This

Just saw the trippiest double feature. These are both in theaters right now and if can see ‘em back-to-back DO IT.

Spun the wheel. Here's what's up. www.drewmcweeny.com/80s-roulette...

Now starting: the only awards show where you'll see clips from FUCK TOYS in the opening montage.

"We are the Borg. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated. Your lives as they have been are over. Your culture will adapt to service ours. But don't worry, the Dow is over 50,000.“

I hadn't heard this shit until now and finding out Platner was all in on "black people don't tip" makes way too much sense. And it's a huge red flag for anyone who works in hospitality because it's not true. Everyone who's worked behind the stick knows who undertips and it's not the black community

So here's a question for you: would you be interested in reading some new Film Nerd 2.0 columns? Here's the twist: they wouldn't be written by me. They'd be written by the actual Film Nerd 2.0 about who they are now.

Y'all know @gailsimone.bsky.social and I occasionally dip our toes into a bloodfeud, but for this brief moment I need to address #GailWasRight and admit that there is canonical evidence that Cyclops has Heat Vision.

This makes me sad. Watching dudes like Schrader and Avary go all in on this dogshit is just embarrassing. variety.com/2026/film/ne...

Feel like this is a good lesson to keep generative AI far from your editorial process as a matter of policy. Ars is a great website. If it can happen there it can happen to anyone that allows these tools in

Sadly, this isn’t even without precedent. Scarlett Johansson sued OpenAI in 2024, alleging that ChatGPT’s virtual assistant Sky was modeled on her voice.

Top to bottom, an incredible image

I have been struggling for the last year and a half to not tell you about The Hot Dates

KINDLY FARMER: Come on inside, Dick. Martha has a hot plate for you. DON DRAPER: (shoveling a pile of manure) Thanks, Hank. You've taught me something important about the human condition. [later] BUCKTOOTHED RUBE ON TV: Dove soap can even wash the shit off my stupid country ass FARMER: what the hell

Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon. Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.

Ask me if I care what Rhett Reese thinks. I'm done having this conversation with you. You believe these fucking idiots. I don't. I am not interested in the debate because it supposes I think you have a point worth debating. You do not. Fuck off with this shit.

I am very grateful to the people who subscribe to my work. Yes, I would always like to get more of you onboard, but I'm aware of just how much every single individual one of you matter, and I appreciate it enormously.

They're telling us what's up. The only question at this point is what we're going to do about it when they try to steal this election.

Appreciate the talk about banning ICE masks in shutdown negotiations. But the non-negotiable should be congressional oversight of ICE detention facilities. Full access, no appointments, no permission slips. No compromise.

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

He’s gone. His brain has melted into a puddle of viscous green goo... #OhPaul

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I've been watching NIRVANNA THE BAND THE SHOW over the last week or so to get ready for the movie, and my main takeaway is that I am way more nostalgica for Toronto than I realized. I have spent enough time in that city to feel some sort of way about all the different locations they use.

everyone’s saying “people are NIMBYs about concentration camps” and yeah, I don’t want a concentration camp in my neighborhood, or anywhere you know who I don’t mind in my neighborhood? free immigrants, undocumented or otherwise

We are going to keep releasing posters for Sam Raimi's SEND HELP until morale improves.

*rubs temples* As I've spent the better part of the day explaining why I don't think Newsom should be the Democratic nominee for president, it pains me to "defend" this, but... The governor of California is legally obligated to proclaim each Feb 6 Reagan Day per a 2010 state law.

Every time an AI scumbag blocks me, I grow stronger. Your grift means nothing to me and I am impervious to your "inevitable" bullshit. I know you are liars, and every time you breathlessly talk about how you can't tell if your LLM is alive or not, I have less reason to respect or trust you.

Weirdly, considering I eat All Of The Things, I have never eaten Korean fried chicken. Tell me, fellow Angelenos, where do I need to go to fix this?