When it inevitably comes out that McConnell hasn’t been conscious since his collapse on June 14, let’s all remember that the Senate Majority Leader and Whip said they’d talked to him the day after he got CPR and that he was “engaged” (both of them used that exact word!) and would be back soon.

Massive video game layoffs make me think of what the Sony hacks revealed about what it cost to make Spider-Man 2 and the internal question if players even noticed the tripled investment after the first game kotaku.com/what-hacked-...

In gremlins 2 when a panicked Pheobe Cates pulls the fire alarm, the fire alarm pontificates “Fire! The untamed element, oldest of man’s mysteries, giver of warmth [etc]” anyway that’s what it’s like when you google something now.

Happy birthday to Bill Watterson, the creator of Calvin and Hobbes! Born on July 5, 1958.

"birthright citizenship is destroying this nation and everyone who benefited from it should be denaturalized and deported except this one guy, temporarily, for sports reasons" about sums up this administration

Realism in games is super overrated. When you kill someone in 007 FIRST LIGHT, their guns pop straight up in the air just to give you the opportunity to catch them mid air and shoot someone else.

that's a wrap on MINA THE HOLLOWER! Real good!

lightning I've never asked very much from you but tonight I have a few favors to ask

somebody should have said something before they got to this point

Anyone do this yet

America keeps trying to get me to go to her birthday party and I’m like no girl u need to go to the hospital

I would kill or die for Larry

Playing Bloodborne so I can experience getting repeatedly smashed in a dark alley by two bricked-up dudes.

Lmao only actual bluesky users are allowed to say bluesky sucks. Everyone else needs to shut the fuck up

i’m sorry but farming is cheating. you didn’t scavenge those cucumbers, you grew them in your field on purpose and “found” them later. and that’s bullshit

I'll summarize this: Mamdani asked NYers to keep air conditioning at 78 degrees. A wave criticism hit online. A MSNBC broadcast pointed out the US Department of Energy recommends that 78 degree figure. Immediately after, the US Department of Energy deleted 6,000 web pages related to energy saving.

neal is the closest thing to a kaiju we get

We gotta imprison each of these shithead AI ceo's in a different data center like the minotaur

Incredible moment where Fox News puts up a graphic with all the reasons it opposes the DSA and why people should be afraid of them

well she's def not a Methodist

Mamdani and Trump giving speeches on the same day where Zohran will be like “the philosopher George Santayana once said that To be an American is of itself almost a moral condition, an education, and a career” and Trump will be like “Keebler Elves…they live in a tree and they make food, yes they do”

Physical media was our best hope for getting people to even see the damn thing.

PSN in 2028 when you buy a new game

clavicu-libertarianism. is this something. can i sell this.

witnessing the birth of a new all timer post is such a beautiful thing

heat stroke has the chance to do the funniest thing

To be very clear about this, advocating for the sterilization of people you define as *not us* is full on Nazism. We should call it out as such.

Sony is taking this away from us

I've been all digital for a while now. I was talking with some friends about what the last physical game I bought was and I think it was DRAGON AGE: INQUISITION for PS4, so like 11/12 years ago now. Obviously been even longer since I've bought a PC game physically.

Damn. I mean it was always going to go this way, but that doesn’t make it any less crazy.

Had to dig up a hard copy for this one.

McDonald’s CEO says potential customers cooking burger at home are on a very dangerous path.

They did the Church and State Fair from ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT!

@phartsy.bsky.social welcome and we need to rope @mediumdave.bsky.social and @thedemonclown.bsky.social to post more!

There's only one man that can help.

sometimes something is really obvious but you need to type it out anyway for mental health reasons: the venn diagram of people who believe in dignity and democracy for all & people who support the rich, cops & israel is two entirely distinct circles

That's not unlike my reaction. I know I shouldn't be surprised by anything these people do anymore, but they find new ways to keep my on my toes!

The date is November 19th 2026, I have just bought Grand Theft Auto VI. It takes 8 days to download, I pee in a Gatorade bottle. It will be the greatest art humanity has ever created. I start the game. I see a fake electronics store called ‘Circuit Titty’. “They’ve done it” I think. I begin to weep.

90% of modern media criticism just sounds like this

the key to understanding the rich pricks fretting about the left destroying 'the democratic party' is that when they say 'the democratic party' they mean their gentleman's club. that's where they go to do insider trading & extort the elderly with scam texts. you're not allowed in there

The premise for preordering something: For the consumer, it's a guarantee they get a copy. For the publisher, it allows them to track awareness/interest and gives them a target of how much they need to produce to meet the demand. None of this matters in the case of GRAND THEFT AUTO 6!

My pithy comment: the difference between the Democratic Socialists winning and the Tea Party winning is that the press gave favourable coverage to the Tea Party