you with your chatgpt girlfriend

All my AK's gone

i like that we know the ICE fitness standards now because now we all know exactly how fast we need to be able to run to be just slightly faster than any given ICE agent. a useable training goal

someone use these to record ICE. fastest way to get this shit shut down

Local legislator displays the importance of kerning

"doxxing" was named after the first person doxed, Robert Dox, 4520 Jacobs Ave, Belview, MN

We just got the White House East Wing job. Maybe we should ask for the money up front, T.

Everyone’s soooo mad at Trump for doing a simple remodel of the White House yet no one cared when Bush did the same to the Pentagon and also some skyscrapers smdh

why the hell are they confirming trump's judges when trump's speaker of the house won't swear in Grijalva?

I hope Springer hits another 5 homers against the Dodgers.

the symbolism of “Trump destroying the White House for a overpriced luxury vanity project, during a government shut down, days after a historically-large mass demonstration against his regime called “No Kings”’ would be rightly viewed as laying it on a little thick if it was in a work of fiction

you can tell this is a game 7 because it's the sixth inning and none of the players have left the stadium yet. even the shortstops are sticking around even though you don't really need them. this is playoff baseball

The White House (2028)

Three high schoolers founded a book club that reads some of the country's most frequently banned books after a state law removing books with sexual content was signed in 2023. Two years later, many of the books have been reshelved and parts of the law can't be enforced.

George Soros : wait there were how many protestors? Aide : over 7 million sir George Soros : i am never gonna financially recover from this

One of my least rational beliefs is that if you pull off a heist without hurting anyone or getting caught within a day, that's your stuff fair and square.

the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist

#nokings Portland frog brigade

The Nobel Committee has a chance to do the funniest thing next year

This is what democracy looks like. #NoKings

Take note of all these people turning out for protests in small towns in red states. Remember them the next time you’re inclined to write an area off because “they voted for this.”

#NoKings Miami!

Zohran Mamdani: I want to make housing and transportation affordable for the common person Andrew Cuomo: if you elect Zohran we will have 10 9/11s a day Curtis Sliwa: The events of Godzilla 1998 actually happened and I lead the team of French mercenaries that killed her babies in MSG

ultimately, zohran mamdani is a reminder that politicians can be younger than 80 years old

We're OVERWHELMINGLY POSITIVE! 🔥🔥🔥 THANK YOU ALL! So happy you're enjoying the balls! 😭😭

I had some really high expectations for BALL X PIT, but the game is even better than I imagined. The progression, both in the runs and meta, are fantastic and make me excited to get back in and see what else I can unlock.

whole thing is a really good read; i screamed out loud when i read this part

Sitting in a waiting room at my dad’s doctor and there are A LOT of people comfortable talking as loud as possible.

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Balls!

It’s funny how the old media depiction of Nazis was always that they’re evil but dignified gentleman and now they’re openly just like “Hello. I’m the Anime Pedophile”

Whether it's young Democrats expressing their support for DEI or young Republicans saying "I love Hitler,' both sides have expressed controversial opinions.

so what's in the news today

I've been slowly working my way through X-FILES over the last year and I'm in new territory(never got past S6) and I got to the episode with Ricky Jay and man do I miss Ricky Jay!

The Portland ICE protest camp literally has a rack full of inflatable costumes for demonstrators who want to try one on...

it will always baffle me how democrats will cede all narratives to the far right on topics like immigration, whenever the right gets in office public opinion slides against them on this issue and you’ll see your average american protesting against ICE. dems need to stop ceding ground

gotta say i can’t help but pay attention to the protesting frogs in portland. the story is so ribbeting

dying at rightwingers falling for what looks like an ai generated turning points USA half time show with special guest “measles”

I think we really should stop using antifa and just fully say anti-fascist and get them saying they are against anti fascism. Using antifa is giving them some distance and I genuinely think some of their base don’t even know that’s what it stands for.

Every pastry week I just want to stuff all that raw pastry right into my face and I don’t know why

honestly $15 is a fucking steal, everyone should be getting this!

sherman, for the love of god!

Stephen Miller is murdering Venezuelans and Colombians in cold blood bc he believes it helps his propaganda campaign to paint Latinos as dangerous. www.theatlantic.com/national-sec...

The Speaker of the House has firm views that Bad Bunny is a terrible pick for singing at the Super Bowl, but hasn't had time to watch the President's speech to our military leadership or form an opinion whether furloughed federal workers should be paid or Illinois' governor should be thrown in jail.

America 2025:

This is maybe the most insulting thing you could say about a human being lol