the part about that “i love hitler” groupchat is that it’s not surprising that all young republicans are nazis, this is just the average rightwinger these days. they’re all extremists who love every extreme position possible and everyone needs to realize that

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

RoboCop: *about to arrest me* Me: before you arrest me, which of these 9 pictures have cars in them RoboCop: i’m going to let you off with a warning

@steampowered.com Question: any plans to make a TV app so I can stream to it from my Steam Deck instead of needing to add my PC as a middleman?

@paramountpictures.bsky.social Why is the P+ app & website so terrible? It takes, like, 3 seconds to go from one thing to the next thing when I'm browsing and the full list in each category stops between B & D. Stuff also randomly appears & disappears from my list. Can y'all not make this better?

okay but every fucking company that dropped anything remotely "DEI" so fast without any actual impetus to do so, preemptively for laws that were never going to be upheld because they weren't constitutional, needs to be fucking dragged into the street and stomped on forever

I get so pissed when guys start talking about "tHe MaLe LoNeLiNeSs ePiDeMiC" b/c, every time, they're just demanding women fix it. Ask those MFers how many guys they've bonded with lately and you get crickets. They don't want to befriend other men or help w/ their problems - they want women to.

Because in the United States, it’s legal to feed chicken shit to cattle. That’s why. That’s literally the reason www.telegraph.co.uk/global-healt...

I don't quite know what to make of I Saw The TV Glow, but I know I like it 🤔

The voice actor playing Spidey in Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man said he was afraid it was going to be "annoying and woke". Bruh... where do we even begin on that one?

Yes, please make the cost of coffee skyrocket. If anything could finally cost him the support of white women, it's making Starbucks cost $300 a cup.

My best quality is respecting your boundaries so much that I never talk to you.

Congrats, cis women who threw us under the bus. If you don’t conform to traditional femme standard, a government representative might scream in your face and accuse you of being trans Shout out to jk rowling. This is your future gayety.co/rep-lauren-b...

This is awesome. This is how to fight them, at every turn, with those who can stepping up. Thanks to The Skimm.

Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?

Boyfriend applications should be a real thing. I'd much rather just shoot some chick a Google Docs link than approach her at a bar like, "DiD iT hUrT wHeN yOu FeLL fRoM hEaVeN?"

I love that my auto-correct actually changes "duck" to "fuck" 😂

SHARE WIDELY. KNOW YOUR RIGHTS. With mass deportations starting today across the country, it is vitally important - for both citizens and non-citizens - to know your rights. You have the right to remain silent. Assert it. You have the right to a lawyer. Ask for one. (1/3)

Live your life so that when you die, some joyless schmuck is annoyed that his entire social media feed is a wall of people's posts talking about how much you and your work meant to them

Jesus Fucknasty Christ, I just ran 72% accuracy with a Breaker Incendiary & a Bushwhacker as my loadout. Am I the Matrix? #Helldivers2

The biggest problem with most men is that they believe they're the main character of everyone else's universe and REALLY can't handle being informed otherwise.

THEY TOLD US IN 2017 THAT THEY WERE COMING FOR OBERGEFELL AND THAT THEY WOULD USE TRANSGENDER PEOPLE AS A WEDGE ISSUE TO ACCOMPLISH IT this is why we are furious at all politicians and pundits demanding we be sacrificed

he who seeks revenge digs two graves. one for your enemy. another to throw off the cops. you’re also going to want to leave your enemy’s car in short term parking at an airport. do you have trash bags

I'm watching a cutscene video of Wolfenstein: Youngblood and I don't see what all the hate was about. This game is great! The Blazkowicz girls are hilarious

Quote this with who you’d be in Star Trek:

Klit Klitsofferson

If you're asking "when did The Boys get woke" or "when did Star Wars get woke" or "when did Star Trek get woke" or "when did Doctor Who get woke" or "when did X-Men get woke" it might be time to face facts: you don't have the basic mental capacity to be able to handle watching TV or movies.

I'm really surprised that Capri Sun hasn't cashed in on 90s nostalgia with some branded cocktails or mixers yet.

Why did they name it a veterinary office and not a horsepital?

Gotta love when they just hand you the sword like this

sometimes I think about how to tell the difference between house music and techno, and I think it boils down to "house music is what normies think techno sounds like. techno sounds like a computer fucking an air conditioner"

A properly played D&D campaign is basically a neverending series of Chekhov's Guns.

It's funny thinking of surgery as just various, highly-controlled stabbings.

THAT IS A FORM OF INFLUENCE. YOU’RE A FUCKING LAW PROFESSOR.

i can’t explain it but owning this gave you +3 armor as a kid

Worst thing about being a "gifted/smart kid" wasn't the burnout from not instantly succeeding at everything later in life - it's that it made the adults in our lives feel like they could be fuckin' lazy & not have to work on us like all the other kids.

If we’d speak more ill of the dead, maybe it would remind the living not to be assholes.

I love watching stuff from the '40s & '50s b/c you can see that the language of the medium hadn't been developed much at all & everyone on both sides of the camera was basically coming from stage plays and doing their best. Like, the first time a movie had Dutch angles must've felt like ego death 😂

One of the really annoying things about AI discourse is that it all revolves around an advanced, sci-fi conception of it that doesn’t currently and may never exist. It’d be like if we were all debating the ethics of transmogrification and we just had the cardboard box from Calvin and Hobbes.

so much of society's collective ability to comprehend what is happening in politics was kneecapped so thoroughly by the idea that things that happen online, on the major communications platforms of humans on earth in the 21st century, were happening in some imaginary faeryland of no relevance

Everyone: We love the hidden arrow in the FedEx logo! Elon: That gives me an idea.

Having young parents sucks because you know y'all are gonna die real close together.

This is apparently from San Francisco but same applies here.

@bsky.app I've had to report, like, 4 porn bot accounts trying to follow me today. What gives?