"What the fuck happened to you, man? youtu.be/3e7wbs_xfas?...

Still locked up.

Thank you!

Cuomo. Dead at the age of who the fuck cares.

Starmer. Total garbage.

All Americans had to do was vote for the cool auntie... We get the government we deserve.

BREAKING: A Russian newspaper today — “America no longer sees our country as a threat… The US leader’s philosophy is closer to the values of Russia’s president, not the politicians of the Old World… he sees Europe as a liberal stronghold that must be destroyed…” Read that again.

Every eldest daughter Was the first lamb to the slaughter🎶

Chappell is young, but Livie and Sabrina are younger and haven't fucked up yet. Just saying.

Wouldn't be a Bluesky Monday without a knee-jerk crashout!

Microplastics are here to stay; that's why we need to eat them responsibly in the classroom

Wrote about how disappointing it is that Jon Stewart punched down on people masking at @motherjones.com, when people should mind their own business and leave mask wearers be. www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

Draper is undefeated

Sir. This is Bluesky...

#OneoftheTwo imagine mocking cancer survivors for masking. I’m a cancer survivor who is immunocompromised, and got long covid after my first infection. Covid is especially dangerous for people with cancer and who have had cancer and I would rather protect my already damaged immune system.

Fuck me!

Rebuilding Gaza for US investors rather than the people who actually live there is an obscene approach, so of course Trump's inner circle are pitching it. www.timesofisrael.com/us-said-to-p...

Okay everybody, according to this 2006 horoscope 2026 is gonna be lit as fuck

This is slavery.

It's illegal to be this cute. You're under arrest!

OTD: The Star Trek TOS episode "The Trouble with Tribbles" premiered, directed by Joseph Pevney and written by David Gerrold. It was Gerrold's first professional sale ever, and he created a classic.##StarTrek

On her birthday, remembering the extraordinary Nichelle Nichols, Lt. Uhura on Star Trek, The Animated Series (where she voiced multiple characters), and in 6 movies. She worked with NASA on recruitment. but started her career as a singer with Duke Ellington & Lionel Hampton. #StarTrek

- Starting a movie after 9 p.m. - Texting without your glasses - Eating a Costco hot dog #McSweeneysTop25of2025

I don't know about this...

Mamdani has selected the Ninja Turtles' lair from TMNT II: The Secret of the Ooze as the location for his swearing-in ceremony turtlepedia.fandom.com/wiki/Second_...

2025 Year in Review! -falcon hearing worse than ever -center losing 50 to 100% of holding capacity -blood-dimmed tide containment failure -the Worst with record high passionate intensity

Sorry but you do not, under absolutely any circumstances, gotta hand it to Marjorie Taylor Greene www.nytimes.com/2025/12/29/m...

***Targets space lasers

MTG loves neo-Nazi Nick Fuentes, believes trans people don't deserve to exist, wants a national abortion ban, and supports Trump's big lie about the 2020 election She rose to prominence by screaming at David Hogg and lying about dead children at Parkland The attempted rehabilitation is disgusting

I feel called out

The boys are terrible.

Turns out a lot of you are Caps. I have have a weakness for Cap girls. I'm married to one. Cap guys are a mess tho

It's deader than Charlie Kirk around here this morning.

Hard same!

Oh lawd

David Lynch masterclass 😎🎬 🧵1/8

According to my records, this was three years ago yesterday--three years ago today is when we all heard about it: www.youtube.com/shorts/9vp1I...

That's Wendy!! www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

143 issue themes is…a lot! We’ve got a few more up our sleeve, but we’d love to hear some ideas from our followers—anything you’d like to see in 2026?

I can imagine the Dark Lord is doing more crimes yeah

Ojalá…

It feels as if governments around the world are deliberately seeing how far they can push the population until we eventually stand up for ourselves.

Calling it schlop when the slop is extra sloppy. There's gotta be levels

‘Roberts has been embedding white-dominant authoritarianism into the country’s source code for two decades. It’s impossible to imagine today’s crisis without the Roberts court having first undermined the foundations of our democracy.’