Netanyahu is like, "I'm never traveling to a country that recognizes Palestine." Bruh, you can't travel bc they'd arrest your war criminal ass

In a perfect world, Chotiner's first question of Trump begins with "Say, Trump, I hear you like 'em young ..."

I was friendly with Sarah on Old Twitter. Think she ended up buying her checkmark when I left. Her comedy special was unwatchable. Such a shame

This kid is the new Sarah Cooper

I don't have to watch this mfer anymore, so I didn't see the announcement, and this is all I'll ever see of it, but He's 80 years old and doesn't know how to pronounce acetaminophen??

Acetaminophen...

At a recent Scream convention, Matthew Lillard said Billy and Stu are the "first husbands of horror".

His teleprompter crashed, too. Someone there was messing with him

Minding your own business is free

"Common decency stigmatizes people that do not participate in it—removes them from voluntary association. We indeed have to live with one another, but terms and conditions apply." me on why Ezra Klein should be ashamed / why shame is Good Actually www.bostonreview.net/articles/how...

'28 Years Later: The Bone Temple’ arrives in theaters this winter. Here's everything we know about the upcoming sequel, including its release date, plot, and Cillian Murphy's return.

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“We’ve always admired artists who stretch themselves and shapeshift. It’s terribly boring when a band finds a groove and stays there.” We spoke to Guy Garvey of Elbow ahead of their North American tour, which kicks off this Friday in Washington, D.C. www.undertheradarmag.com/interviews/e...

Watching #LowerDecks with the Mrs. Me: Gotdayum, Tendi is stacked... Mrs: She's a cartoon! Me: So what? She's a character. She's part of the Trek fam!

Like this one. Psycho

The government can listen to me. Idfc. Gonna hear me tell the cats what pretty girls they are yahoo

Trump is a lot of things. Fascist, war criminal, dickhead, etc, but at least he's funny

The king watching over his kingdom! 👀 #cat #catday #bluesky #animals

And he just knocked out the competition

fucking pigs www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

French President Emmanuel Macron phoned President Donald Trump after being stopped at a New York intersection that was being blocked off for his U.S. counterpart's motorcade during the United Nations General Assembly.

Reminds me of the scene in Helter Skelter when Manson walks into the courtroom and Bugliosi's wristwatch stops.

MAGA called the January 6th rioters “antifa” until they found out they were actually Trump supporters. Then, instead of dealing with them like terrorists, Trump pardoned them.

lmao

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donald trump is going through full brandonization at an alarming rate

ICE agents held a 5-year-old autistic girl outside her Massachusetts home to pressure her father to surrender to authorities last week, according to the girl's family

Miami is a wild and beautiful city and does not need this bullshit

This is awesome

Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall

#Japan's new Maglev bullet #train in action at 310 mph the fastest train in the world www.jrailpass.com/blog/maglev-...

Ppl like to bitch and moan about Marvel post-Endgame but it's made me love characters who i didn't give a shit about before

Disney's into censorship but I still have that Little Mermaid VHS with all the dicks

#genuinelygenavie #homeschoolmom #momlife #momof7

Chotiner is an off-the-charts-amazing interviewer. But don't sleep on his writing. That last clause is a kill shot.

I will watch her in anything. Perfection.

I'm ashamed that Sinclair is based in Maryland.

Heard around my flat: No, we don't eat plastic bags! No, we don't need to eat the accountant's letter about my taxes. Why must you attack my leg, I've told you I don't like that? No, you can't go inside that fireplace. Staring at it won't make the automatic feeder open any sooner.

To eternity, and beyond! Disney is proud to announce its merger with The Kingdom of Heaven. This partnership will offer Disney full creative control of God, His spinoffs, as well as new subscription tier levels of Disney Heaven Premium or Heaven Lite (a lesser heaven with ads). More to come!

Look I'm not the man to do this but if somebody isn't making a supercut of Rapturetok influencers realizing they have to remain on this dogshit planet right now then I don't even know why I have a computer anymore.

margin of error and all that but I would not have expected Sliwa to out poll the guy who is actually the mayor. once again proving the power of the beret

This ICE employee stops a vehicle and you can see his swastica tattoo

Billlsup loves his virginity

Just accidentally woke E up, and she was not happy

Horse Tylenol is still safe though, right?

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New trailer for the 'IT' prequel series 'Welcome to Derry' Premiering October 26 on HBO Max

And I mean that sincerely.