I know Bill Raftery isn't dead, but...

what the LAME STREAM MEDIA will leave out about this photo is that immediately before it was taken he had accepted a cigar from Bugs Bunny and started smoking it

HOSTILES yesterday, THE LAST OF THE MOHICANS tonight

@davidjroth.bsky.social I'm on my second Wes Studi movie in as many days. How many days can/should I keep this up? Keep in mind, I don't have a job.

One of those 2 losses came against the Giants, which is equivalent to 15 losses.

Jesse Singal is the epitome of the Demi Lovato "GET A JOB. STAY AWAY FROM HER" meme.

I wish I were a representative for GWAR

Yeah, it's important to remember that Trump and RFK want to go back to a time when neuroatypical people were locked in asylums. They're fucking monsters.

"Ahhhhhhh, the cedi menophen."

This woman is the essence of Jersey

What sucks for the Giants this year (aside from their lack of talent) is that their head coach is on the hot seat, so he'll ride with the shitty vet QB way too long.

Incredible theater

The Giants need to figure out how to lose against the Saints in a few weeks. Can it be done @ugarles.bsky.social ?

Only against one team

If your team can't score touchdowns in the red zone and can't get stops on 3rd-and-long, it's what you might call suboptimal

What are the chances the Chiefs score after the Giants kicked that field goal? 110%

Cam Skattebo, you've earned this:

I'm starting to think last week's Giants-Cowboys OT thriller wasn't a matchup of quality football teams

Imagine a French newspaper in the early 19th century with the headline "Y'know, Another Invasion of Russia Isn't a Bad Idea."

True. Yom Kippur makes three acceptable excuses

@davidjroth.bsky.social this dude is apparently a rookie (???), which means unfortunately that we're going to have to bring back hazing.

Bluesky, should my wife and I watch The Last of the Mohicans?

One of the parents of Nora's classmate, who has 2 kids on the spectrum herself, recommended leucovorin to us a few months ago. Sounded like bullshit to me, but I at least asked our pediatrician. I could tell it sounded like bullshit to her, but she looked into it. Now I know it's bullshit.

An aside: that was of the worst pitches I've ever seen a lefty throw to another lefty.

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It should also be noted that, because of Boone's idiocy, he was forced to bat Volpe in the 9th against the tough righty.

Fuck the Eagles

Luke Weaver turning back to shit breaks my heart

I know everyone's watching football, but Aaron Boone just put on a damn clinic in Baltimore.

Virginia election commercials are depressing as hell. Spanberger's commercials are lame as hell "I worked for the CIA! I love bipartisanship!" She's going to win, but it's a definite indication that most Dems haven't learned a damn thing.

Really good hitting by Rice and Dominguez, even if the LF caught Dominguez's liner.

My wife interrupted our string of Robert Redford movies with a Chinese film about a dude who saves an Arctic fox but it turns out the fox can turn into a smoking hot chick who now wants to marry him. Honestly, the film could have used Robert Redford.

I'm surprised @sethrosenthal.bsky.social made it out to Boulder for the game. That dude loves large mammals!

More AL Central Teams in the playoffs, pls (they're the only teams the Boone Yankees can beat)

Made my little girl the Dinner of Champions: bacon and cantaloupe

I honestly gotta hand it to Mets fans for still caring so deeply about this 2025 Mets team.

Trump isn't afraid of the Graveyard of Empires...he buried his first wife on a golf course!

@davidjroth.bsky.social is it possible - nay, probable - that Trump's lackeys are showing him clips from SCARFACE with every reference to Cuba dubbed over with the world "Venezuela"?

i don’t think people on bluesky understand the severity of this situation. i woke up to literally hundreds of texts from friends and family thinking about either moving back home to india or applying to other countries for jobs. this includes me.

America is BACK

It feels wonderful to be on the same ideological side as Marisa Tomei.

Worth noting that the highest profile and most successful Democratic elected official currently in those states is Laura Kelly, the Governor of Kansas, who seems to not believe in Ezra Klein’s theory of politics!

You capitalized Big Titty Goth GIrls but you never capitalize white people. 🤝🏿

I barely escaped from the grocery store without buying a big ass bag of those new Oreo/Reese's hybrids. Taking it one day at a time.

@grantbrisbee.bsky.social I wanted to listen to Charlie Parker's April in Paris while I cooked dinner, and even on Spotify the searches for Charlie right now are extremely disappointing

lmao RFK Jr. assembled the Dream Team of antivaxxers and these are the results.

Hoo boy...and I thought this week sucked!

My take is that the next Democratic administration should be pro-labor generally and also work to destroy the International Brotherhood of Teamsters unless and until they self-purge.

@leokitty.bsky.social in the span of 24 hours, the Pope publicly says AI in religious ceremonies is gross and Protestant megachurches bring out AI Charlie Kirk like that Tupac hologram. Yet another W for the vicar of Christ!