Ironically, her main advice to the city as Heat officer was don’t let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat.

It's pure coincidence that the Yankees look like shit at the same moment Anthony Volpe returns...or is it?

For me, the fact that Paul McCartney is at heart a white boy stoner who had his mind blown the first time he heard "Israelites" is the most relatable thing about him.

It really warms my heart that Macca and George Harrison were both very big Prince fans.

@davidjroth.bsky.social the NY legacy media just saw this video and they're on the lookout for an EVEN MORE UNLIKABLE rich person to interview with their complaints about Zohran. Séance with the ghost of JP Morgan! Exclusive 1-on-1 with the troll hoarding gold under the Queensboro Bidge!

What happened to Brandon Clarke?

I don't care about soccer, but I'm genuinely amazed by the thought process which led FOX execs to this: -soccer is English -ergo, we need an English person -... -... -... -JAMES CORDEN!

Africa:

Yes

Noted Knicks fan Anne Hathaway

Folks are too focused right now on Jalen Duren sucking ass and not focused enough on Cade Cunningham sucking ass.

Just experienced a real "Charlie Brown had hoes" moment

If this CLE-DET series goes 7 games, with the home team winning each game, it means both teams are frauds. Those are the rules.

Word on the street is that Dan Devine is a closet Knicks fan. I don't believe it, personally.

Just saw this on Instagram, and it's very confusing to me. Are they ranking these countries? And if so, what criteria are they using?

Shaq's gas math had reached the youths

Every regular season there is a 3-4 week window where people act like he's better than Jalen Brunson

My Brooklyn-born, extremely German grandfather loved Olive Garden.

Tysons Corner, VA. If you've been there, you know.

Wow, this worked out.

Ah, the jerker...

TIL Jeff Goldblum had a bit part in the 1974 Charles Bronson vigilante film DEATH WISH as "Freak # 1"

This is just Trump describing the adrenaline shot scene in PULP FICTION

Goodbye Yoda's son Though we never knew you at all You had the grace to use the Force While those around you crawled

Teddy Roosevelt had his problems, but I'm fairly confident he would have stabbed Elon if the two had met.

Here comes the sperm collector!

Grant at Appomattox

I thought the Knicks would win the series, but I also assumed Maxey would have no trouble with Mikal, who often struggles defending quicker guards. How wrong I was!

How long would it take the United States to surrender if Iran successfully cuts off our supply of chips? @davidjroth.bsky.social

Primetime Cowboys-Giants games will continue until morale improves.

My grandparents had this in their house. I still remember it.

"I always assumed our half-assed attempts to overthrow the Cuban government would succeed!" -every US president for the past 70 years or so

Anthony needs every penny to keep his new girlfriend happy.

Has anyone mentioned Ass-N-Titties yet?

Dan's predicting a Knicks victory in the Eastern Conference Finals.

Minnesota's next governor

Fountains of Wayne had a lot of those. Goddamn, RIP Adam Schlesinger.

Clearly this guy has never watched a team with Julius Randle try to take care of business in the playoffs

Stephon Marbury's Mother's Day tribute to his late mother is really beautiful. I'm so happy he has become such a positive person.

Fair

An attack on Naz Reid is the most infuriating thing to happen to the good people of Minnesota since Amy Klobuchar announced her candidacy for governor,,,,FOLKS

This turned out OK @veryimportant.lawyer

Talk your shit, Kris

oh no

Someone blow the whistle Someone say the prayer

I joked about the Abe Lincoln beard, but watching Charles Oakley give an interview to a Knicks fan site where he spoke glowingly about Jalen Brunson really touched my heart. Oak clearly still loves Knicks fans, and we love him. Dolan couldn't take that away.

It has been a profitable few weeks for Earth's two most powerful Islamic Republics: Iran and the Knicks