"I regret not fighting in Vietnam" is low-key one of the most psychotic things I've ever heard. Does Kelsey Grammer think he would have single-handedly turned the tide?

AMERICAN POLITICIANS: "Muslims are very strange and unknowable. Their culture is incompatible with our culture." MUSLIMS: "We made an Islamic JOHN WICK starring Mahershala Ali."

Welcome to the Knicks, Tyler Nickel! “Three people I would want to have dinner with, dead or alive.” His answer: Jesus, Martin Luther King Jr., and LeBron James. #KnicksSky

When Kat posted "we" she meant the royal "we" - she was eating the shrimp by herself and poor @bencollins.bsky.social received NOTHING.

News you can use!

Nobody in the history of FOX News has ever lied harder than Jesse Watters saying bisexual women don't turn him on.

I don't understand soccer, so did the USMNT rest all their good players? And is there a reason for doing so?

Nice to see a high-profile athlete named Zion who's actually worth a shit.

Same fucking day, man...

Probably not the best week for establishment New York Dems to issue a collective fatwa condemning the guy!

There is already a bipartisan group called "The Problem Solvers Caucus." They've been around for nearly a decade. When you look up their history, because the only thing they ever accomplish is setting up bipartisan committees to look into shit. They did one following 1/6. Guess that worked out!

Does anybody else get a bit choked up seeing clips of Phil and April Margera walking the red carpet at the JACKASS: BEST AND LAST premiere?

once when I was working at the movie theater, two older folks came in. the guy comes up to me and points to his red-headed friend and says "I'm sorry, but do you know who she is?" and I said "yes, that's shirley maclaine" and she grins at her friend and says "I fuckin' told you someone would know!"

Samuel Alito's dad was born in Calabria, Italy in 1914, which was a completely failed state shithole at the time. You either spent your life farming dirt or got killed at 16 working for an Ndrangheta underboss. Now his son spends all day panicking about uncivilized Haitians.

I hate James Dolan, but at least he's evil in creative supervillain ways. This guy is just cheap and boring.

Even if Gillibrand weren't a pathetic crypto shill, she should be primaried anyway for making this stupid bet with Ted Cruz, culminating with him disgracing a Brunson jersey.

The Three Stooges really went downhill in the 1970s. This doesn't look funny at all!

Finding out Minnesota political ads are being paid for by a dude from Connecticut is like those old "this salsa comes from NEW YORK CITY????" commercials.

Multiple generations now have grown up with Paula Abdul. This is not scary for us!

@davidjroth.bsky.social is developing a time machine to take him back to the Wildwood Beef House

Good, because it's the last face you're ever gonna see, you wasp motherfuckers!!!

I missed this Seth post, which sums up the LaMelo Experience much more succinctly than I could.

Bluesky: the sports app

Wow, Bluesky considers Ehren McGhehey getting kicked in the balls by a donkey while wearing a jock strap to be "adult content." Prudish!

@davidjroth.bsky.social Samuel Alito and Boomer Esiason could switch jobs and nothing would be different. It's an issue!

Yeah, I have no problem understanding why a religious fanatic with white savior adoptions could still sign on to this.

The Knicks really drafted a 6'6" white sharpshooter from the Shenandoah Valley who talks like this. It has never been more over for the rest of the NBA. This is like when KD signed with the Warriors.

Putting Ant and LaMelo together in Minnesota is insane to me because - and I don't know how to properly explain this - but LaMelo has Evil Ant energy. Like, if Ant were evil, he would play like LaMelo.

Is it just me, or has everything around the Pistons become psychotic in recent months? Their fans have become unhinged and their front office is leaking crazy shit like this.

Putting Ant and LaMelo together in Minnesota is insane to me because - and I don't know how to properly explain this - but LaMelo has Evil Ant energy. Like, if Ant were evil, he would play like LaMelo.

imagining lamelo ball driving to target center in winter. lol

The Wolves want to go from Randle to LaMelo? They're very different players and personalities, but I'm not sure about either of them in the locker room long-term.

@davidjroth.bsky.social @robertsilverman.bsky.social @sydney-bauer.com so about the Mers....

According to my feed, @lakergrrrl.bsky.social is pissed at me and James Carville. Honestly, I get it.

I want Tyler Nickel and Mohamed Diawara to be best friends next season, go on adventures and shit. @sethrosenthal.bsky.social @robertsilverman.bsky.social

Knicks got some Amish sharpshooter in the draft? The dynasty is confirmed!

I'm very concerned that establishment Dems would rather burn what's left of the country to the ground rather than share power with the left, but that will not stop me from getting these jokes off.

You want to know who actually created a whole-ass ballot line so that people wouldn't have to actually vote for the New York State Democratic Party? THE NEW YORK STATE DEMOCRATIC PARTY CHAIRMAN

It is not clear to me what you are supposed to do with your frustrations with the Democratic Party if voting in primaries is isn’t acceptable

My World Cup post:

First person to lose trillionaire status lmao. Totally not based.

The Spurs told ESPN that Jalen Brunson is going to have patch things up with San Antonio following last weeks finals victory

Many are calling Hakeem Jeffries names such as "Master of Politics" and "The New Machiavelli"

Another good example of the dishonesty re Blackness I’m always referring to, institutional actors decide they hate racism and/or “identity politics,” very instrumentally.

Incredibly funny to shame the fans of a team that constantly refuses to pay their best players for not noticing that someone broke a record held by the legendary Ricky Nolasco

I'd like to see one of these polls for NBA fans who still think Donovan Mitchell is better than Jalen Brunson (they're out there, believe me)

Damn, "we want to build something , not break something" is a good fucking line.

I think they might switch tactics soon, because "we deeply care about our Jewish friends" bullshit clearly isn't working, but I'll kind of miss Meghan McCain tweeting "This is the worst day in the history of Judaism" every time a progressive wins an election in New York.

Intrusive thought: Shaun King Mormon arc