Physically I resemble a mashup of the bottom two guys, complete with the Busch Light can

GOOD NEWS: I have a job interview next Friday BAD NEWS: They're really hoping for someone who speaks fluent Dari. Can I learn Dari in six days? We'll find out!

Listen, people: this art is extremely heterosexual, and I'm tired of people pretending it's not!

@davidjroth.bsky.social I hate this government so much, but I have a soft spot for this kind of shit: just ludicrous public Trump-fluffing. Trump is too old to bang their wives in front of them, Caligula-style, but this'll have to do.

You are mad at these media assholes for not taking Trump seriously. I am mad at these assholes for STILL not taking the Iraq War seriously. We are not the same!

With the exception of the "proud zionist" part, this seems like the average Bluesky poster

Perhaps portraying Zohran Mamdani as a stogie-smoking, socialist John Wick isn't the best idea for Republicans.

One underrated story early in this season is the MIkal Bridges Renaissance. His scoring numbers are actually a little down, but he's shooting the crap out of the ball and his assist numbers are way up. @sethrosenthal.bsky.social @robertsilverman.bsky.social

[Norman Rockwell standing guy meme] I like sports. And I like this!

Talking to an old friend who's trying to get me to move back to China. Basically her argument is: There are many job opportunities here. None of that capitalism bullshit

Oh. I was wondering where y'all were hanging out tonight @davidjroth.bsky.social

@davidjroth.bsky.social This is all leading up to the day when a major film studio is only allowed to hire Michael Rapaport.

Al Davis is smiling in hell right now

Now, as for the greatest movie ending of *all time*? Well... youtu.be/cGAHvGFqD6w?...

Having an obnoxiously huge truck is the key to unlocking an elite NBA offense in 2025-26. You're hearing it more and more @robertsilverman.bsky.social @sethrosenthal.bsky.social @knickerbacker.bsky.social

rfk jr seeing a guy nodding off and instinctively doing the "i was never here" shuffle proves his bona fides as a social user of hard drugs

Incredible stuff

"These people have a bizarre perspective!" -This person

A few years ago, Julius Randle was in the running for Most Important Knick of the 21st Century. Last night he returned to MSG, dropped an efficient 32, and the fan reaction was a collective shrug and a "bless his heart." Wild how things change @robertsilverman.bsky.social @sethrosenthal.bsky.social

Fuck you, Rick. Mitchell Robinson is perfect.

If you're not reading the New York Times you're missing out

Did Women Ruin the Workplace? By Ross Douthat and Brian Fantana of the Channel 4 News Team

I can't help noticing the Supreme Court conservatives expressing the first doubt of a Trump assertion in oral arguments the day after the election day where every Republican running lost by 20 points. But they would never be swayed by such worldly things in their consideration of The Law, right?

Goddamn that's a cute cat

Second past-due bill email of the night just hit.

Oh yeah, it's November...

Last couple games Deuce was missing badly but really letting it fly, even from mid-range. He even busted out the floater. I'm loving the confidence this season. @robertsilverman.bsky.social @sethrosenthal.bsky.social @knickerbacker.bsky.social

I feel bad for Julius Randle and Donte DiVincenzo but this is tremendous content.

One problem with the modern NBA is that I'm scared to death of a 15-point 4th-quarter lead.

PHONE: hey, you just got an email! ME: Ooh, I got a good feeling about this one! PHONE: lmao it's another past-due bill, you fool, you absolute fucking mark!!!

I love that they did this on the exact same day we all found out one of The Big Short guys is shorting AI.

Yeah, given the way Knick opponents have been shooting the three so far this season, this shit was a stone-cold lock.

This makes sense aesthetically, as Trump is basically an Outer Boroughs version of Christopher Walken's "The Continental" character

The one woman admiral Trump and Hegseth couldn't fire!

i don't know if anyone outside of the new york area got treated to the political ads the last few weeks paid for by people like michael bloomberg, but it is really important to note that it was the most racist insane rabid anti-muslim stuff i've ever seen. example: bsky.app/profile/posi...

. @davecolon.bsky.social bids good riddance to the worst rubbish imaginable nygroove.nyc/andrew-cuomo...

@davidjroth.bsky.social I'm sure he'll land on his feet at FOX or whatever, but it has been an absolute delight watching him crash out. He had everything handed to him all his life...all he had to do was be somewhat charismatic and a bit less shitty to everyone. Instead, he was Andrew Cuomo.

UPDATE: No.

Fuck! The Knicks are gonna lose at MSG tomorrow

New Jersey fucking LOVES defeating the Patriots.

FUCK YA LIFE!

Kirsten Gillibrand's on Google even as we speak

I guarantee Eric Adams dropped out for much less