“Isaiah Joe” sounds like the name of a guy who rides the rails and lives out of his bindle

That Castle dunk

taking the biggest bong hit of my life, realizing I'm way too high, and stepping out on my porch to calm down a little in the cool night air of Southern California and SHIT

The ahmadinejad thing is unstoppably hilarious. Zoomers don’t know this but it seemed like every day in my teen years CNN was telling me how much this guy was Hitler We apparently wanted to install Hitler, but were too dumb and violent to make it work

This part of Hill culture never sat right with me. I've worked with plenty of Republicans and conservatives over the years, but if someone is spreading conspiracy theories about climate science or refusing to accept election results, I don't want to grab a beer with them or do a sportsmanship.

Please learn nothing, Kenny

Not a moment too late

So the Knicks remembered how to play basketball

It would be nice to be a fan of a team that didn’t need constant wakeup calls

Knicks down two with a grand total of two three pointers made on nineteen attempts. Looks like rust won.

Again, this Trump IRS thing is not a “settlement” or a “deal” or something with any legal basis at all. It’s pure corruption; colluding with his Acting AG to loot the Treasury; pay off his mob; and preemptively immunize himself and his heirs against investigation for fraud.

I’m not sure why this isn’t being mentioned more, but: IRS policy for 50 years has been that the sitting president & VP get audited every year, in an effort to reassure the public they’re not corruptly abusing the office to enrich themselves.

It’s because it’s not government policy. It’s not a legal action. It’s not a political move. It’s a heist. You’re watching an armed heist in broad daylight and the man leading it is asking you to be happy about your money being stolen from you and your family

exactly one Jan 6th protestor received proportionate punishment and she received it on Jan 6th

Impressive message discipline to be canceling/forgoing all non ballroom-related public appearances (campaigning, prayer rally, naval academy), while his approval on every issue tanks, to issue rant after rant about how he needs your money for his deathstar ballroom

This game feels like a Very Best of Wembanyama comp

Holy shit Wemby

Obsession could have gone very wrong very easily and it doesn’t at all. Really well done, lots of fun, extremely fucked up.

The Supreme Court said Biden couldn't forgive student debt

a bunch of headlines about trump openly stealing from the treasury to give money to pedophile january 6ers hitting right as gas crosses $5 a gallon. no notes, sir, masterful gambit

JFC There could never be an easier case for impeaching a president. The fact that impeachment & removal is universally acknowledged among the political class to be impossible is the clearest possible sign that the constitutional order has collapsed into some form of dictatorship.

Every Democratic presidential hopeful should say, in unison, that anyone who makes a claim against the Treason Fund will be prosecuted in the next administration.

the president of the united states sued his own government for ten billion dollars and “settled” it by directing that government to use taxpayer money for a nearly two billion dollar slush fund to distribute to his political allies at will typing it out barely feels real

The prosecutions of Comey are unjust and worthy of numerous people being fired/impeached, but he's still a combination of dipshit and liar. He was very much "in politics" when he broke multiple DOJ policies with his little stunts like the press conference and the late letter.

So uh not trying to get over my skis but…Knicks are going to the finals

Legit thought this was a joke

If you don't want to actually find and read sources in order to write better scholarship then why the fuck should a university give you a job? Why should any scholars accept this bullshit?!

they like trump and want to help him. tallarico winning a senate seat would hurt trump so they want to run stories that make it harder for tallarico to win a senate seat, by emphasizing his perceived weaknesses with the electorate (SECRET VEGETARIAN!?) and downplaying his strengths

Solid joke, and I don’t want to be fun police or whatever, but thirst rubs me the wrong way in they same way the “original DHS” shirts with pictures of Sitting Bull, etc do. It tacitly accepts the anti-immigrant framing that immigration is invasion.

These guys really could have sold AI as “this is going to make your lives better.” Instead they picked “this is going to take your job and ruin all the art you love and you better embrace it or get left behind.” And they expect applause at commencement speeches!

you think you got bars but you will never produce a bar like the old lady next door who just turned to her 40 something yr old son who was trying to interrupt and in Punjabi said " son, when I want your opinion I will tell you what to say"

Incredible ending. “Yeah the prison rape stories are probably true but admitting that helps our enemies, so better to discredit it with a genetic fallacy and argumentum ad consequentiam”

I posted this before I saw Sorbo's post claiming Nolan's Oddessy was disrespecting Greece with its portrayal, but it turned out to be timely

ELON: christopher nolin is desocrating Homer the Odyssey just to qualify for woke oscars award.. only thing he care is industy clout CHRISTOPHER NOLAN (looking at a bunch of clocks he's modified so they're all going at different speeds): haha yes.... hell yeah...

i have been writing about the virginia supreme court decision with a certain amount of analytical detachment but if i’m being honest i’m also fucking furious i took the time to go vote and then my ballot got tossed out by these dipshits

A surprising amount of what made the USA a functional country was put into place during the very brief period where white southerners didn't have the ability to veto it

Perfectly reasonable sentence indistinguishable from someone having a stroke

[guy who lives in the rain forest cafe voice]: that doesnt sound cool at all

This is why the best space horror is fundamentally nautical.

I’m swiftly radicalizing into the belief that nobody in any position of any authority should be allowed to participate in any kind of group chat whatsoever

If there isn’t a 45 minute sequence where Odysseus and the boys do ecstasy on Mykonos, Nolan will have proved his hatred of the Greek people

Ethical basketball

Was the trade off that the Cavs get to win a game in the road but then they suck shit at home

Cheering for Minnie is the right and proper course of action

Cavs are really gonna make me wait until Tuesday to watch a Knicks game

Just saw an ad featuring a woman who I thought was trans and seemed like it was going to be an early pride commercial and then it turned into an ad for Harry Potter world. A bit confused now.

Not sure I’ve ever heard Ausar speak before. Does he always sound like Beaker?

How haven’t they executed this man?

DOOM (2016)

This is a form of psychosis. These people will burn the world if they have their way.