Greta Thunberg was not the only Flotilla prisoner abused, which should come as a surprise to no one

A man walks down the street He says, “Why am I short of attention? Got a short little span of attention And, woe my nights are so long

This is fake. Not a real Politico article. Not something that’s being considered. Someone with *320K followers* should be exercising more caution before posting whatever someone sends them

Gummy jabbar

“DHS pauses immigration applications for an additional 20 countries” “The list, which is composed mostly of countries in Africa, includes Angola, Nigeria, Senegal, Tanzania and Zimbabwe.” www.npr.org/2026/01/02/g...

found the new CBS mission statement.

One funny thing Elon Musk figured out about the media is if, instead of providing comment to reporters, you email back an automated reply saying "go fuck yourself," the reporters will just invent their own plausible-sounding defense of your conduct to balance their stories instead of punishing you

I dunno, it seems its important context that the IHRA executive order was signed by Eric Adams as part of a quid pro quo with the Trump administration as a get out of jail card, i.e. the IHRA definition is now intimately tied to fascism itself.

The “warmth of collectivism” line was not great

guys, "the judges at the ICC are being sanctioned by the USA and can't access their iphones or bank accounts" and "why aren't any countries banning twitter or prosecuting elon musk for owning a site that manufactures CSAM" stories are the same story

Should have maybe formatted that Trinidad And the great Mississippi (passing attack)

Trinidad and the great Mississippi passing attack

"You should be allowed to criticize any country you want" is the American position.

Mamdani is out here reducing crime on day one.

I want a dwarf fortress movie or show that goes absolutely 100 percent into the insane gameplay derived lore, puppy fountains and all.

We all have our holy book rankings

So anyone know what the deal with that second clause or have some kind of explainer?

Correct Star Wars viewing order: 1 - Andor 2 - Caravan of Courage: An Ewok Adventure 3 - The Star Wars Holiday Special 4 - The Muppet Show season 4, episode 14 “The Stars of Star Wars” 5 - A New Hope 6 - The Empire Strikes Back

Sharia law in NYC will now BAN two guys moving a big window pane across the street!!!

Not Somali.

Okay, might as well get this started. It's January 1, which means, as I'm sure you all know, that there's a whole new bunch of characters who have entered the public domain. This time around, it's characters created in 1930. The following is a list of pulp & pulpy characters now in the p.d. 1/

I asked the menswear guy what the ideal outfit for a magic tournament was. time for us all to step up our game

"we're here to inspect your daycare center"

Happy new year everyone! 2026 is also going to suck but we’re going to win.

Because of a conspiracy theory-based stunt by a January 6 insurrectionist who was trying to intimidate children and daycare workers, Trump is now freezing ALL childcare payments across the country. You’ve got to be fucking kidding me. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

The cool thing is that you can FOIA the names of the Nazi pricks who are running the DHS Twitter account, and then from there it's pretty trivial to find out every single thing about him, including where he lives

Still the most brilliant work of GW-related art ever created. youtu.be/sbRom1Rz8OA?...

Outlook for the new year ...

I've still got the words "maximum preemptive compliance" (w/DOGE) burned into my head from a top USAID official who conveniently kept her job and is a top State official now. Remarkably I'd heard that from her before. In reference to the IDF.

We still want to send you free 3D printed whistles and help you source other supplies for community safety. Email whistlerequests [at] proton [dot] me!

Eli Weinstein promised to reform — but after his release he took on an alias and started another Ponzi scheme.

DC Statehood needs to be a Day 1 priority, the one place the Guard aren't being withdrawn is where there is no federalism to protect citizens from presidential overreach. This can never happen again.

As @mattweiner19.bsky.social correctly pointed out this is 100 percent incorrect an it is Wimsey who is the sexy murder poet and ironically vane who is the basically pleasant bureaucrat.

Pedocons is a theory like gravity

Chicago’s annual snowplow naming contest is underway and Mayor Brandon Johnson is backing the name “Abolish ICE.” blockclubchi.co/4pi3DA4

This is a significant setback for his dictatorial program. He wanted us to become accustomed to armed soldiers in the cities. We pushed back. Organizations brought lawsuits. The Supreme Court said he couldn't do it. Keep pushing. Never give up.

Nick Shirley at the US Capitol on January 6th, 2021.

Here we go

THE DAY CARES ARE LOCKED BECAUSE YOU MADE A GENERATION-LONG EFFORT TO MAKE IT AS EASY AS POSSIBLE TO KILL THE CHILDREN INSIDE THEM YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING GHOULS

“Bluesky sold to the DNC” both (1) makes sense and (2) would be hilarious in a world-meltingly awful sense.

unvarnished gutter racism and Nazism from the president. a disgrace to our country.

Nothing to make you feel like a loser for going to work like getting on a completely empty CTA bus.

Come to think of it maybe this explains all those dug up bits of ground

Kind of post-MTV but this & their follow-ons

I think we can go ahead and put that "are we operating under a fascist bordering on Nazi government system" question to bed now. Kind of an 1870s/1920s Klan environment thing, really.

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i remember talking about this issue polarizing on party lines but it seems like the actual divide is going to be elected officials, who are all 9000 years old and were best friends with golda meir, vs voters, who think its not great that israel keeps killing so many kids

What a success story. It's not just that Baltimore in 2018 was the #1 city for homicide rate in the country, but it was #1 by a mile. To take that situation and drop it down to the lowest number of homicides in over a generation? for a city with basically no money? incredible.

Health Speculations Swirl As Trump Seen With Damage Numbers Above Head https://theonion.com/health-speculations-swirl-as-trump-seen-with-damage-numbers-above-head/