Next time I arrive at an airport I'm just gonna chill in the waiting area for a few hours after I deplane, get tagged as a psychopath

I can kind of see why someone would think a strip club etc aren’t really disqualifying things to do in this administration.

Really the thing for me is, assuming I actually want to be on the plane, I will be stressed before I get there. Once I am there I am in a stress free zone where I can just chill and wait to board the plane. Don’t feel obligated to work, can just be an introvert, read a book, ppl watch, w/e

I don’t think there’s gonna be discovery in the Patel case cause I think it’s gonna get dismissed. Discovery would be fucking off the wall though

mastodon is also hit by a ddos. do we need to pretend that it’s also caused by vibecoding or can we drop the charade and admit that you fell for disinfo because it felt good to believe it

Is he still Tim Apple?

“Time is on my side” well the reaper over there is tapping his watch Mr President, whatever that means

One of Elon’s children is a literal clone.

I personally don’t care much about the Jesus statue as an atheist, but if you don’t understand why people who are believers would be really pissed off about that I dunno.

I don’t understand how spending time at an airport is wasting time unless you, like, don’t read.

I think this goes without saying to most of us on here, but "belongs to" obviously does not mean "unquestionable," putting aside whether the president is the sole party tasked with the common good and that the freaking Pope is not also tasked with the common good.

This website is shitting itself more frequently than our president lately

Mississippi, America??

People are going to be disappointed when El-Sayed doesn't want to open the door to Chinese EVs, I guess, if they're gonna get the vapors over union pandering.

Guys, it's Michigan. You really do not need to treat this like it's a factual claim

Defamation lawsuit as performance for your boss, the president and worst person in America

The one in my neighborhood that stayed up after the election came down last fall. I like to think I contributed by pretending to pick up my mom's dog's poop from their yard but actually just covering it with snow last winter.

The trash saga is one of those things that I've watched as an outsider with a sense of awe (derogatory)

Preparing for AI taking 30% of jobs is like preparing for a devastating but short of extinction imposing asteroid hitting earth, I dunno what's going to happen but I'm not in a position to really do anything myself, gonna have to roll them dice if it happens (big if)

This was from one poll from 22 years ago, and the wording of the question was a bit weird, asking if it was (paraphrasing here) "literally true, as in word for word" or "meant as a lesson, not to be taken literally" which leads a lot of room between for "based on something that happened, but"

I have finished The Faith of Beasts and want to post a very dumb and obvious meme based on the last line but will not to avoid spoilers, you’re welcome (both for avoiding spoilers and for not posting a dumb meme)

wait what

My not-so-hot take on the @nytimes.com SCOTUS scoop: for those who’ve followed the shadow docket, the scoop itself contains few surprises. What it says about SCOTUS’s new NDA regime is more interesting than the substance of the reporting www.contractsprofblog.com/2026/04/a-ne...

>unarmed pleasure vessel inexplicably capable of running a blockade What did he know?

GSU Regrettable Adult Illiteracy

Haley Stevens is booed as she takes the stage at the Michigan Democratic Party Convention in Detroit. She spoke over people screaming "shame" and other comments, many about Palestine, through most of her remarks. "Democrats, I love you, even when we disagree," Stevens said.

Tech guys have too much money I have a solution

Plus side to status quo: I don't feel the need to pick every statement this guy makes apart since he's not gonna be running.

One of the greatest to ever do it.

Is the cure for Sunday scaries a giant soft pretzel and ice cream for dinner? I dunno but I'm gonna find out.

My kids think most of the food I eat is disgusting So when they saw me eating something in a bowl right now and I offered them some they all declined in disgust There is an important lesson about prejudice here, and that is that it can be used to protect your ice cream

We were warned the antichrist would be pretty convincing I just don't really see how that's the case for so many people, and yet

I have another ~200 pages in The Faith of Beasts left to go but I feel like if this is a trilogy they're really gonna have to pack a lot into that third book.

This is a bit but also man I'm gonna look so fucking brilliant when it turns out I'm right and at least one of his children is a literal clone.

If riz were energy that room would be like the center of a thermonuclear explosion

Part of me wants to say we should amend the constitution so Mandani can run for president Part of me knows this is how we get monkeys paw President Musk

God why are people so young now

I don’t think theres anything wrong with getting got by a fake Trump post after “open the fuckin strait!” but once you know it’s fake you gotta delete that shit

I love this website

I really, really appreciate the SCOTUS communication leak coming after we got news that Roberts made employees sign an NDA Eat shit, Temu Taney

Think Mills is running the general already Which I don’t think is gonna work out But also not sure anything she could say would change the primary result, whichever way it goes

you ever just wonder if maybe this is hell?

I think a not insubstantial amount of "the director failed to make this movie's message so blunt that people couldn't grasp that the thing was bad, actually" is people just not liking a particular movie There are also people misinterpreting, but that's true of literally any art.

On the list of things the NYTimes do to win me back over after publishing an op ed calling for Trump to use the military against protestors, dynamiting SCOTUS's credibility is a decent, small start.

I think a lot of AI/corporate doomers are still fundamentally not understanding that open-source models you can run locally on consumer hardware are no worse than two years behind the frontier models and for most purposes a lot closer

The good news is that moon landings no longer rely exclusively on SpaceX delivering a lander, since SpaceX cannot deliver a lander in the foreseeable future. The bad news is that we bet on SpaceX for so long that competing companies might not be able to produce an alternative soon.

Boom times for litigators ahead. Not so great times for the us other lawyers ahead.

Crying that I got disciplined for the viewpoint discrimination of telling the judge to eat shit

I mean, this has gotta be the way most of Trump's lackeys find out they get fired, so I can get why he'd be paranoid about it.

I dunno what Alito's financial schemes look like, but for Thomas I feel like Leo would have to offer him one helluva sack of retirement cash to justify walking away from the demands of his ego (and the other, lesser sacks of cash).