My headcanon is not only that every umamusume is gay, but they're somehow all able to impregnate each other aesexually like frogs or something.

Clancy Brown because not only do I get to watch a bunch of great movies, I also get like half of the greatest American cartoon shows that have been made in the last thirty years. I can watch The Shawshank Redemption AND SpongeBob with him, that's incredible.

Poor Mariota had to throw four touchdown passes on that drive just to tie the game and it still wasn't enough.

The magic of NFL kickers is that they've never been more dependable and yet it's still nerve-racking when they attempt a game-tying or -winning field goal from literally any distance.

What Trae Young has done to my fantasy team by missing almost every game going into 2026

I hadn’t seen any lizards bust in from outside to steal cat food in so long that I started thinking perhaps they forgot how. Nope! An old friend from a year ago let itself inside today

"Strong floor, no ceiling" would be a great slogan for an outdoor basketball court. As a political slogan, it's lame and pointless to literally anyone who regularly touches grass and hasn't been infected by beltway game theory brain.

When I had a shop, which wasn't even my lively hood, getting a big order had me skipping and singing Shop small yall it does wonders and truly helps people

I started watching Escape from New York for the first time in a really long time and was caught off guard by how impossible it is to watch it without thinking of 9/11. Like you 100% couldn't make this movie today as a new movie because all ppl would think is "Why's it so 9/11-y?"

Bluesky users are rejecting yuri. I never thought I'd see the day.

There should be an OnlyFans but just for self-care coziness. Give me $200 chat and I'll go to bed. Throw in an extra $200 and I'll turn the lights off too. Do this or I WILL stay up all night eating crayons.

As someone who works in the tech industry--absolutely. They are testing the waters. These are top-down orders. The ONLY way to stop it is a visceral negative reaction. Write articles. Post your rage. Email. Post. @. All those things. Only you have the power to kill it.

IMDb has the best movie rating system in that it's the only one where a film could have a 6.5 rating and you're not sure what that actually means, if anything.

Fuck Amazon. How dare they try to deny us goodness like this.

Ryan Day is like if a police sketch came to life

Me when I see the episode runtimes of the new season of Stranger Things

I hate when sports broadcasts temporarily mute the crowd because a swear word got caught on a mic. The president is a pedophile man, I think we can handle it if the word "fuck" can be briefly heard during an NBA game at 11:14 PM.

I hope that this doesn't just become about "Nuzzi is bad" but fosters a wider recognition that our culture of political journalism that didn't just tolerate her, but promoted and celebrated her even after the allegations were known, is rotten to the core and has been for a long time.

“You better not be NBA Live ‘97 David Robinson when you get back from that *walk* with your cousins!” {me coming back from the *walk* with my cousins}

I don’t know how they expect anyone to focus on work today knowing that there are NBA Cup games tonight.

What small, silly/delightful thing are you thankful for in 2025? (It has to be light, I'm gonna yell at you if you say "democracy" or something.)

Ice Spice having a song in the new SpongeBob movie has been the difference between me hearing about there being a new SpongeBob movie almost everyday and not even knowing it existed.

Fascinating that he didn't just go with "Trumpublican" here

I appreciate Siri and Alexa for being the last model of helper technology there'll ever be who we weren't expected to treat as sentient, three-dimensional creatures who just happen to have all the personality of a search browser.

His name is "Dunn" and he's done for the night. Really makes you think.

I think an easy way to improve replay reviews in basketball would be to not only limit the length of them to 60 seconds max, but to take a page out of NBA 2K w timeouts and actually have a countdown timer on screen during the reviews, that way the viewers never feel like the review is interminable.

If you're wondering what the NBA Cup single-game scoring record is (as all god-fearing people should), it's 60 by De'Aaron Fox in 2024. (Luka has 32 at the half tonight.)

It's surreal to watch a team with LeBron where you can actually forget LeBron is on the floor sometimes.

I think it's a cop-out for the Lakers to have a yellow Cup court, because it looks too much like a regular court. In keeping with Cup tradition, it should be a hideous shade of bright purple that forces people to turn down the contrast on their TV.

Nothing exposes the average age of the NBA community on Bluesky quite like an 11:15 PM start time for a game

Hip Hop and Big Shot are rolling over in their graves watching these Sixers

The Hawks should be docked a draft pick for disrespecting The Cup like this

They don't know all the NBA games over the next four days are the final NBA Cup qualifier games

My microwave sings a little song when my Hot Pocket is done. Should it have the right to vote?

Rush Hour 4 starring Ian Miles Cheong and Kyle Kuzma

Clash of the Titans tonight in LA as the Lakers (2-0) take on the Clippers (2-0) in West Group B. Lakers are currently in 1st due to point differential, and a win tonight would all but secure them the group. Would be a huge step towards getting LeBron two Cups in three years, ending the GOAT debate.

They don't know all the NBA games over the next four days are the final NBA Cup qualifier games

Looks like an off-brand soda. Not a fan

You shouldn't be allowed to be the Health Secretary if everything about you is really fucking gross.

A frozen bag of chocolate chips is underrated as one of the best candy snacks of all time.

I love this because it's as though he asked his aides "What's the most socially acceptable thing I can endorse that people acknowledge was sometimes racist but still love?" and they were like "I dunno, the Rush Hour movies?"

In Donald Trump's America, the Phoenix Suns have one of the 10 best records in the NBA.

Thank god big-screen televisions became easier to lift and move. There was a time when they were like giant boulders in the middle of your living room and it was hell if you were trying to get one out of a cabinet or something.

Everyone who had a hand in that AI Coca-Cola Christmas ad should be pelted with rotten vegetables everywhere they go.

One of the reasons I like to say we're living in the golden age of anime is that lecherous-old-man characters like this used to be very common in shonen shows and now pretty much the only time we ever see them anymore is when they're from rebooted IP from like 30 yrs ago.

That was so cool of the Browns to allow Deshaun Watson to be there to cast a dark, shadowy pall on the only ray of hope the franchise has enjoyed in like 30 years.

Jameis Winston is loveable so long as you never look at his Wikipedia page

John Travolta should be a presenter at the Oscars for a category that people are sure Wicked is gonna win

Eugh, they just aired a Thanksgiving FanDuel ad during football encouraging the whole family to bet together