cuban is a fascinating character to me because he basically won the lottery by managing to sell an early internet radio station to yahoo! at the height of the dot com bubble. he apparently believes this qualifies him to speak as a subject matter expert on any venture he attempts

Jeffrey Epstein’s brother Mark was convinced that Donald Trump signed off on the murder of his brother. He went so far as to report a tip to the FBI. Mark said Jeffrey was killed because he was about to name names.

someone’s gotta give John McTiernan like $200m for one last job before he dies. he could save action movies and redeem himself for his criminal past

this photo was going viral on here like an hour before Charlie Kirk got shot and now that the dust has settled somewhat it’s time to revisit how funny this is

The Temeraire series. I want Master and Commander but with Dragons.

I think one of the defining things about our era and about conservativism, is an inability to distinguish between like, the actual government, and mid-level marketing managers at Target (who choose "happy holidays" to avoid leaving out non-Christian customers)

It’s kind of ridiculous that they a bricking an otherwise perfect good controller unless you download an update.

My wife got me a manly fidget spinner for men. It’s made of titanium! and it’s deeply satisfying

Look, I'm sure that Nolan's adaptation of "The Odyssey" will be fun, but I highly doubt it will be as good as the original.

Pope Leo on Christmas Eve: “On earth, there is no room for God if there is no room for the human person. To refuse one is to refuse the other.”

Remember Making a Football of a Rowdy Dow Dow is for life not just for Christmas

Unexpected message this year.

“The guy who made call of duty died crashing a Ferrari“ well yeah I think we can actually say that’s how he would’ve wanted to go in this case

Oh look who decided to come out of their room

Tiny Tim, who DID NOT die, fled through the desert while the gunslinger followed.

There is no ceasefire. There never was a ceasefire.

Merry Christmas! Let’s go kill Skeletrex

It's impossible not to be a fan of Jesus the fictional character. It's the creeps who got hold of the original IP that were the problem

Your uncle at 7pm on Christmas Day after a whole bag of cans

Never give up, never surrender! Galaxy Quest was released 26 years ago today. NSEA Protector, NTE-3120, filming model by ILM (NTE for Not The Enterprise 🤭)

If you are saying universal healthcare *cant* realistically happen with our current political system and economy you should be advocating for revolution to overthrow that system instead of being ok with no universal healthcare

Merry Christmas Pals

Did you know that each region of Ireland has its own figure who traditionally delivers presents on Christmas Eve??

It's I think one of the coolest and most interesting things about the Nativity story that people *genuinely believed* that the Roman empire at that point had been powerful enough to achieve a movement of people at a scale basically not seen until...what, Chinese New Year *now*?

Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”

And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, crawled through a river of shit and came out clean on the other side.

Things seem a lot more real when these fascist fucks are in your town

It’s all Skeletons innit! youtu.be/ou7GZDeOp3g?...

Dudes Rock

NORAD Santa tracker is Woke

O holy night

Pope Leo said in a Christmas Eve sermon that the story of Jesus being born in a stable because there was no room at an inn should remind Christians that refusing to help the poor and strangers today is tantamount to rejecting God himself. For @reuters.com

Needs more Krumholtz boxd.it/cdvT19

lol lmao

And to all a good night and enjoy the fish.

happy christmas everybody

Disney is the first and only studio to cross $6 billion this year It is the first time the studio has reached this milestone since 2019

Listening to the @wtyppod.bsky.social Bonus episode with @gotitatguineys.bsky.social had me desperately craving a Guinness. Sure this is it.

It sucks that Graham Linehan went insane and permanently left a stain on Father Ted but A Very Christmassy Ted is great Christmas episode

It was entirely predictable but if Kamala D. Harris randomly conjured up a battleship on a wholly unrealistic timeline with weapons not actually in production with the same cost as a carrier, these guys would be hurling slurs not seen since reconstruction, instead it’s just:

And tiny tim, who did NOT die, is Duke of Arrakis. The hand of God be his witness, he is the Voice from the Outer World, and he will lead us to paradise.

America has Spider-fever!

I was born in April 1805 Napoleon was master of Europe Only the BRITISH FLEET stood before him Oceans were now battlefields

Regular reminder that the NORAD Santa tracker originated as a bit of Cold War propaganda designed to win over a sceptical public who were wary of nuclear war.

This is my present from my parents in law lol

Bari Weiss’ two accomplishments so far are hosting an interview that she desperately wanted people to watch (but they didn’t) and trying to spike a news story that she desperately wanted nobody to watch (but they did)

Something you can say for Bluesky is that no other website is cranking out Muppet Christmas Carol Tiny Tim jokes like this place