In the beginning the Universe was created. This had made many people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.

Something compelled me to make this

Draw a horse! Draw a herd of horses! Watch them scamper across the screen! gradient.horse

I really dislike this Lazytown lookin mfer

It’s going to be funny that the time of the next UK election in 2029 there’s going to be a total cultural victory of Woke 2 in the US and the Reform Party are still going to win a parliamentary majority

No, Chuck, you’re making them the fifth highest paid military in the world. You ain’t reforming shit.

Chuck Schumer *to ICE as it murders congress* hey there’s a legal process to follow for this

Up next at the Winter Olympics, we have Human Ice Cannon* where we shoot a person out of a cannon and it’s on the ice for some reason! *Athletes are docked points if they don’t smile

That Wuthering Heights movie looks like it was specifically designed to annoy me.

The Ploughman's sandwich is definitely my favourite ancient tradition invented by an advertising agency, much better than diamond engagement rings

I don't want to be reasonable. I want revenge

They're building concentration camps with my tax money Chuck. They're torturing children. They're murdering innocent people on the street. What are you doing.

At least I'll always have Kate Beaton's version

that's certainly what it brings to mind

In the next election I’m voting for the candidate who promises to bring back Bionicles

*hits blunt harder* Baseball= turn based Football = turn based Soccer= real time Hockey = real time Basketball = real time

After watching a Knight of the Seven Kingdoms, I’m finally going back and watching the second season of House of the Dragon.

The most powerful tool a journalist can wield is asking politicians basic follow up questions. The fact that it’s seldom done just tells you a lot about the state of the media.

I see your "everyone gets to go to the actual fucking moon' & raise you "and also cross state county and national lines that don't actually exist in order to all freely traverse this one tiny fragile miracle of a planet which would be perfectly suited to human life if not for people like Elon Musk"

fascinated by the adults on tiktok who have convinced themselves they were part of an 80s CIA program for gifted kids. one lady was like “don’t you remember how the rooms were painted light brown and they smelled like stale coffee and cigarettes?” like…babe? that’s every room in the 1980s

Sorry I refuse to let anyone get gaslit by Britain and its policy of letting things run its course until the absolute last minute

Notable that basically everyone is NIMBY about these, even jerks like Fetterman, who opposes the one planned for Tremont, Pennsylvania. ICE concentration camps pay no taxes while also making huge demands on local infrastructure, everything from water to sewage to power to hospitals.

gatorade is owned by pepsico but it's the coca cola of the sports drink market. powerade in turn is owned by coca cola, but it's unquestionably the pepsi of sports drinks. this should be plainly obvious to all

Republicans have turned the United States into an economically stagnant police state. But my liberal neighbor keeps referring to Bad Bunny as Benito Antonio Martínez Ocasio. I have never felt more politically homeless.

"Sir Keir is the most unpopular British prime minister since records began" www.economist.com/britain/2026...

They mistake no longer being the target market for advertisers (18-34) into being “ignored” and wish to recreate their youth. This is why they’ve glommed onto Kid Rock, whose pop culture peak was over 25 years ago, to headline a “youth culture” event in opposition to a modern pop culture moment

Thinking of ordering a Pizza and this guy has deeply sinister vibes.

the absolute state of things, in one image

My take on fatphobia discourse is that I have adopted Todd T. Squirrel's approach to life and my life is infinitely better now than when it was when I was "watching my weight"

‘Wuthering Heights’ review: Less 120 Days of Sodom, more Carry on Heathcliff

The Japanese are ice skating to Men in Black!

Pretty Fly (for a White Guy) in Olympic figure skating, I stand corrected on all my previous opinions this sport fucking rules

Every once in a while I remember that Liz Truss was the UK PM for like 90 minutes but it just happened to be the 90 minutes when Queen Elizabeth II died and I shake my head all over again.

Watching the Winter Olympics. The Georgian Ice Dancers are dressed like Goths and are skating to the Offspring’s Pretty Fly for a White Guy.

They should have the Winter Olympics but for people who aren’t good

The ads you see during the Super Bowl every year always reinforce my theory that 85% of people in the ad industry have absolutely no idea what they're doing, and no sense of what makes customers buy or not buy their products. Just throwing stuff out there to see what happens.

this is fucking stupid, and you should feel fucking stupid for typing it. i'm sorry hollywood wouldn't produce your fucking stupid script but stop making it our problem

In the last month ICE has bought warehouses in: - Hagerstown, MD: $102 million - Surprise, AZ: $70 million - Hamburg, PA: $87 million - Tremont, PA: $120 million - San Antonio, TX: $82 million - El Paso, TX: $123 million - Social Circle, GA: price unknown This is unprecedented.

asking nicely is definitely an effective counter insurgency tactical.

Big Air Snowboarding is the craziest goddamn sport

This amounts to “democracy ends because Trump orders the military to end it.” Whether the military is willing to obey lawless orders to seize ballots is the question democracy always hinges on. Trump has not done the work of making the armed forces politically reliable to enable this kind of coup.

Analysis: we fired all our arts and culture writers

🚨 ICE questioned our cameraman Jon Farina while asking him to "stay a distance" away (he was parked on side of street). ICE: What press are you with? JF: Who are you? ICE: ICE JF: Who's asking? ICE: I'm asking JF: OK... ICE: So what press are you with? JF: I don't think that matters

BREAKING: “in my 24th year of my quest to settle the planet Mars, I have just been informed of a basic fact of celestial mechanics.”

ICE sacked some tiny Idaho town and deported ~4 percent of the population at a stroke, it's liable to collapse the local economy www.nytimes.com/2026/02/09/u...

if you have a ring camera you are a child, terrified of the silhouette of a jacket hanging on a chair. you are lower than a worm to me. you have sold your soul to a devil that has offered you nothing in return

these rich demons are mad theres maybe even one decent thing about being alive in this country right now for everybody else and they want to do something about it

Me watching the Knight of the Seven Kingdoms and seeing a location that was clearly filmed in the Mourne Mountains