this race-bending the new musketeers thing is taking it way too far, next they'll be claiming Dumas was black or something

guy was a bartender while posting date rape isn’t real

Got in a little hometown jam So they put a rifle in my hand Send me off to a foreign land To go and eat the silver ham

Keep detailed notes, Todd. Your prison term may be easier if you give them up smooth.

You have to harden your heart against the Joes Kent of the world. Because of all the traumatized veterans who don’t deserve to have the President invoke their dead wife to personally injure them, Joe Kent is on the border.

Yeah maybe. I would never trust a junior enlisted that gave me this plate without verifying the plate.

When I graduated Pepperdine the assistant to the dean of students called me to ask for the correct pronunciation of my last name. And she must have done that for everyone in my class because at the ceremony the dean ripped off a ten syllable Hawaiian last name like it was nothing.

I can get three pounds of 80/20 ground beef for $18 and it regularly goes on sale for $15. At Christmas I can get prime rib for like $8/lb

Posting Martin Luther in response to this feels too cute by half but,,,,,,Martin Luther is the move here.

It provided great narrative structure for the first season of “Full Swing” on Netflix

i think everybody who wasn't an adult in 2006 is unprepared for how fast and how totally they're going to pretend trump never existed

We used to take care of this problem with a pack of dogs, a half dozen of your best friends, a gallon of beer and a big spear.

[Mattie Ross voice] The pope is your boss and you must do as he says

So the president didn’t really heal that guy with a touch while a nurse prayed to him and angels descended from heaven?

ICE is reportedly working out of Sky Harbor. So before we went on our spring break trip I told the kids “don’t look at them, don’t talk to them, if you see one, come find me or your mom” because I am entirely convinced that these federal law enforcement agents would hurt my family then lie about it

It’s a brand new record for twenty twentysix

Can’t do it, I like ‘em all. All the fine meats of our cultural stew.

This is the sort of thing that people on social media are going to freak out about when it is almost certainly because mortuary affairs is an extremely low density rating and five guys retired or separated last year when the big Navy HR computer only expected two vacancies.

I’ve been informed this is the plot of Dune

Who was the guy a few years back that was like “why did the pope pretend he hadn’t read my book”? I don’t think it was baseball crank or rod dreher but it was that sort of guy.

it's very funny/frustrating that pundits frequently discuss JD Vance as if he's some well-respected representative of all Catholics and therefore conflicted by Trump's attacks on them. He converted in 2019! He just got here!

Americans keep arguing whether pineapple belongs on pizza and meanwhile Sweden is like “fuck it, throw a human foot on there”

Get his ass, Your Holiness

We are now watching season two of The Pitt and there was a guy with a spinal injury who very nearly became a quadriplegic. And when they were doing all the extremity testing I was like “hey, I’ve done that, why are they acting like it’s a big deal”

A few days ago, Charles asked if he could read my copy of The Dark Knight Returns. And I said “no”. Not because it’s too advanced or adult for him, but because he should read Batman: Year One first. Followed by The Long Halloween, then The Killing Joke.

My father in law, god rest his soul, was a huge golf fan. Kim and I and Gran love watching the masters in his honor. It doesn’t hurt that Rory is a handsome sonofabitch.

The key to democracy is showing up in large numbers

This is not at all rational, but I genuinely believe that because of his failure to defend his wife and kids against the racists in his own party, JD Vance is accursed in this life and damned in the next.

Be funny if Usha was like “how’d the trip go?”

Rod Dreher

They call him 007. Zero loving parents Zero foreign allies Seven Popes killed

THE RUSSIAN IS CUT AND ITS A BAAD CUT

Folks, it is one of my favorite days of the year. Ham and bean soup using the reserved bone of the Easter ham day.

Congrats to @bafriedman.bsky.social on his new role as SECNAV.

it's sad that prejudice blinds people to how bad driving isn't a matter of ethnicity, but of being from Maryland.

jd vance negotiating with Iran

I know a lot more important things are happening. But I watched this live and I think that jackass should be set adrift at point Nemo with a pint of water and half a pound of cheese.

Marathon's the one place you should have an advantage over Iran!

In retrospect, sending a Buckeye against the oracle of Ann Arbor was bound to end in failure.

The tell with these sorts of people is that they elide what was said and why. They lack the moral fortitude to face it directly. And so the pervasive use of slurs used in anger when faced with consequences related to getting a fucking totenkopf tattoo on your chest becomes “poor word choices”

This is the sort of thing that I hope is not true because it makes us look just preposterously weak

Not a core topic of the meetings. So naturally it is the headline.

This is such a classic military dick punch move that I cannot help but respect it.

they caught this cop being horny on main in the middle of a swat operation lmaooo

Dudes have rarely rocked harder.

They’re calling it the Leisurely Reaction Force

Some of you people have never been in a long term relationship and it shows.

Tale as old as time. Horny has killed more men than all the volcanoes on earth combined.

The Stahlkes are at a resort in Phoenix for spring break and I have invented a new game called “rig for dive” wherein I am the USS Daddas, a Los Stahlkeles class moderate speed attack submersible and I swim underwater with a kid on my back. It is….exhausting.

In the dark ages of the internet, 2006 or so, there was a news story about Henry Waxman. And in the comments someone described him as, and I’m quoting here, “a rat-faced Jew”. This person was seemingly honestly perplexed when people were like “whoah, cool it with the antisemitism”. Anyway.