ladies if he’s a matador that is a huge red flag

Stiff competition for most bugfuck crazy tech billionaire. But Thiel takes it in a walk.

Chotiner: So you got sick Me: Yeah I did Chotiner: And while you recovered you started working out Me: I ’m trying to regain my strength. Chotiner: How’s that going? Me: Pretty well I suppose. I’ve focused mainly on upper body Chotiner: What’s your deadlift? Me: now wait a goddamn minute.

I have an Order of St. George Bronze medal given to me by the US Army Cavalry Association and St George is sexy as fuck.

CHOTINER: This game you like to play, what's it called? ME: Slay the Spire. CHOTINER: And you play it on the computer? ME: Yeah. Well, I also have it on my phone. I played another 300 hours. CHOTINER: And these other games in your Steam library. Have you finished them? ME: Now hold on a second,

The Pashtun people have a concept called nyaw aw badal, or just badal, which roughly translates to Justice or Vengeance. One aspect of this principle is that the person seeking Justice or Vengeance is not limited by time. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

It's all fun and games until a cop handles a Tylenol gelcap with no gloves and within seconds their socks are bothering them.

dudes rock

There’s no denial here. He isn’t even disputing any of the details of the reporting.

Ok, but how could it be entrapment if Homan didn’t take the money and did nothing wrong.

We ever get that $50k back from Tom Homan or did the FBI just give a taxpayer funded corruption bonus?

lol. There’s a rifle range in my neighborhood that sits directly between a public elementary school and a private K-12 school

Growing up in the ‘90s, in small town Minnesota, you could be ten years old with some cash in your pocket and a bike under your feet and you could be a real human being. Buying things from adults and making change and traveling on public roads and whatnot.

am sure this absolutely sucked to deal with but this also looks like the cover for a killer circa-2009 indie rock EP

Hey man. @moist.dad. This is incredibly specific.

“Oh nothing. Just sitting. Normal equinox sitting. Like a dog does”.

I roasted the shit out of my kids today at the grocery store. I was perusing the fancy cheese section for discounted kerrygold dubliner and they were making antic gestures and acting like the cheese was really smelly. So I said “Just settle down you….”

This kicks major ass

“What the Taliban wants most from the U.S. is recognition.” Three paragraphs later “there's little reason to believe that the U.S. diplomatic boycott of Afghanistan, more than four years after the Taliban took over, is exerting meaningful pressure” I don’t know how both can be true.

I guess I don’t understand why Trump surrendered our position in Afghanistan as part of the Doha Accord in 2020 if he wanted to keep Bagram.

Autumnal man

The government’s a platypus, your parents are a platypus, this trophy is a platypus.

You guys ever watch Rushmore? Where Bill Murray and Jason Schwartzman keep trying to win the affection of a lady by building increasingly large aquariums even though she is like “I never said I wanted an aquarium, knock this shit off”? This might be that except with murder.

Seems like a good way to piss off everyone?

I was lifting in the garage, stepped outside briefly to walk around and take a drink of water when I saw one of my neighbors with a MAGA shirt, American flag on a pole over his shoulder and a phone out in front of his face walking down the road. Cuh-lear-ly making a video of some sort.

Mint tea with two honeys huh. My order is a quad shot 12oz americano. But Charles was a talker, I’m sure he got the scratchy throat a bunch.

HARDEST PHOTO OF 2025 JUST DROPPED

Conservatives keep posting about how the Kirk murder has radicalized them like never before and we have no idea what’s coming and so far that’s mostly meant harassing Starbucks baristas, their number one activity for at least the last 10 years

I took this photo two nights ago from the top of my roof. Which I mounted from a propane can, hooked my arm around the eave and hoisted myself up. A fairly ordinary maneuver, but something that I thought would be forever beyond my power a few short months ago.

Because we are trying to eat healthier, Kim made some sort of porridge with chia seeds to have for breakfast. A roborative pap. And against all odds, the kids love that shit. Some fruit or granola in it and they’re very happy.

I've lived in both a full blown autocracy (China) and one of the great resistance states (SK) a) if you were *actually* practicing security, none of this would be on this highly visible public platform. b) courage is an important part of resistance, organization is an even more important part

This mf’er is a hugely unpopular lame duck and people and institutions with actual power are out here acting, for eight months straight, like he’s some goddam immortal emperor. Fuck that noise.

I know we’ve all lost our capacity to be shocked, but this statement is incredibly fucked— just casually joking about how we might “accidentally” murder innocent fisherman in the process of doing the OTHER war crimes we *intend to do*

Kash Patel has a way of hunching his neck down into his suit at these hearings that reminds me of the lizard guys from the Bob Hoskins Super Mario movie (1993)

7pm, Christmas Eve 2009. Hartsfield-Jackson to Ali Al Salem Kuwait. Immediately followed by a 26 December flight to Kandahar Airfield on a fully packed C-130.

When I was at Irwin, command teams would regularly track how often the troopies got a hot meal. And I never ever ever verbalized this sentiment, but I always wondered why anyone cared about that particular metric.

As with MREs, I will concede that there is nothing morally wrong with heating your Pop-Tarts before eating them. Still, I feel that doing so is distastefully decadent.

Ever since that triangle chart came out, people have been slandering French food. And I’ll just say that the fish doesn’t know it’s in water.

My brother.

Remind her? The 1947 partition of India is rarely far from her mind.

One time in college I said “someday I’d like to be neighbors with Hank Hill” and one of the guys I was hanging out with said “Stahlke, you *are* Hank Hill”.

Que no haya novedad

Apparently the 101st SJA got suspended and flagged for this. Makes zero sense.

The next D administration has to field strip the DHS and put constituent agencies under direct adult supervision so they don’t do this shit anymore.

Henry said “you’re the strongest person I know, why are you lifting weights?” Which is a very good motivation.

I don’t know if I want to watch a league where 64 yard field goals are possible

I have already committed to flying to California to watch UCLA v PSU. Seeing friends from college is always positive. The rest is not so good.

No papers, state to state. Is now a radical sentiment.

Republican Senators used to quote Psalm 109:8 about Barack Obama and they considered it very funny to pray for him to be murdered. abcnews.go.com/amp/Politics...