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I want to quit my job, move to China and become a panda nanny. Thats it. Thats all I want in life. Dumplings and holding pandas

Why is smart taking three?!

Of all the times for austin to miss a ft

"Come outside, we just want to talk." (Farsi)

You know what sounds nice? A coma.

Tonight’s girl dinner: lazy tteokbokki that was NOT spicy despite the sauce packet claims

They gonna blow up Florida

That last one hitting too close to home right now

Argh, matey! Enjoy the projects!

They should ignore SCOTUS. Why? Cause fuck 'em!

All I need this week is for a Mack truck with really good insurance to just run over one or two toes.

Having lived through endless post-9/11 "RESPECT THE TROOPS" terror campaigns by the GOP, I knew it was all bullshit, but I never expected to see a sitting senator savagely beat a marine in full dress uniform. That's a bit much!

lol Christian Braun came to a basketball game at my kid's school for some reason tonight? What you doing out in Aurora my boyyyy

The streak continues

Very happy about this little run

Austiiiiiiiin

3 point lead is still a lead

Slowly starting to take over all my dads care has been a trip because what do you mean you don’t know if you have dental insurance?!

The Smithsonian’s African American history museum has partnered with HBCUs to display archival materials

christofascists reheating jihadist nachos. everything is fine!

Wellness me went grocery shopping and is the reason I have no sweet treat now. Death to wellness me tbh.

Walter and Wallace!

Late Cretaceous Stage Capitalism

Finally, some good news

Lot of non baseball related edits of Ohtani too (more adorable than sexy imo but I mean I get it)

I…was unaware the girlies were crushing over Yamamoto like that 🤣 there are a lot of non pitching focused edits on the tik tok

The World Cup should not be in the U.S. The 2028 Olympics should not be in the U.S.

Bald niggas catch so many strays on here lmao

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So beautiful

Steamed salmon and garlic kale

My homeboy does that ground beef sweet potato mash stuff. They really are eating pitbull birthday dinner

Mexican tabloids remain undefeated #ElMencho

@charleegirl444.bsky.social CHARLEEEEEEEEEEE 💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛

This place Paris Banh Mi does croissants as a bread option 😍

I mean the country was built on a certain group of people doing absolutely nothing and taking any and all credit, but I could be wrong.

At least the Lakers smacked the Kings

For ppl who aren't aware: Old temperate forests are insanely rare nowadays and extremely important ecosystems lost forever once cut. They're not just "old trees" but intricate networks of trees, fungi and all kinds of living creatures. You CANNOT replant this!! Once it's gone it's lost FOREVER!!!

Flying my Saturdays are for the Boys flag upside down in front of my house so my neighbors know I oppose our invasion of Iran.

Not the sound effects 😭😭😭

I’m not the first one to point out that 1- Israel has a Palestinian Mandela, Marwan Barghouti who polls very favourably among Palestinians, in prison 2- Israel is an Apartheid state and figures like Desmond Tutu regularly compared Israel to Apartheid South Africa

“I am the son of the guy whose secret police force used to terrorize you, please install me or my friends, for democracy” is an amazing pitch from the shah’s son

I have never seen a politician more directly copy this speech in my life

They're chanting death to pahlavi in Iran. Probably not a good sign for his legitimacy.

Everything is surreal

The “Israel War Room” posts this clip of a worldwide children’s advocate and a mayor fighting for free childcare right after bombing a girls’ school and killing at least 85 students

Fuck Jeffries Fuck Schumer Either condemn this illegal act or war or resign